December Jokes

[Jeepman89]

De-cem-ber fag!

[MayaWolfiee]

BOOBIES.

[TheROARSIERRA]

Old and kinda lame...

Sorry Mac.

[loliepopmonster]

Oops I ment other not mother

[loliepopmonster]

Hey so I have a really cool channel and a mother channel that I am gona post videos on with my friends but the prob is none off the people on earth are gona watch theemm it would mean the world to me if that you watched I love you MAC!!!!!!! -love JUNE

[DomoLover556]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

[walswlau000]

Dude...get a haircut.

[HeatherTaylor981]

MAC!! upload some new videos!

[Confextion]

MAC!. Where You at Man.... Need more videos! :L

[ReadySetRawrILoveJW]

de cem ber awesomeness...in February ..

[MsRainbowUnic0rn]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

[Calliebella210]

lol. You people need to stop saying such mean comments. if you don't have anything nice to say dont say anything at all. No one needs to hear your stupid side comments. YOU ROCK SUPERMAC18!!!

[MrsCuttiepie11]

Haha , he is sooo hawt !! And amazing !!! love yoou mac !! <3

[7OfAnything]

damn people. stop witht he mean comments. he obviously doesnt care. he keeps doing his amazing videos. f off.

[LoveMarianasTrench89]

LOL<3

[FantasticDan1000]

you look like ben from How to Make It

[Jeepman89]

De-cem-ber Fag!

[TropicalFruiitify]

@Jeepman89 You're an ass. It pisses me off so much when people say that. It is just so innapropriate, rude, and makes me want to fucking bash your face. I realize that people (including me) say bad things, but that is just crossing the line.

[Jeepman89]

@TropicalFruiitify Not really. He is definitely gay but I probably should have said De-cem-ber Gay.

[madeleine420]

@20PercentRainbow. Why is your face retarded? why do you NOT like this joke? Why DON'T you get a life? These, are some questions you NEED to answer. I LOVE YOU MAC -3

[20PercentRainbow]

Why do vids like this get so many views? I mean its not really funny. Its not creative. Its just..... nothing.

[AleAbsolutable]

I didnt undertand the joke . Can someone write ir donw here for me?

[legoman0524]

@AleAbsolutable if you dont know you dont want to know the joke is very inaprpreate

[CBeadleslover777]

Haha that wad on a card we gave to my uncle for his birthday

[MW3geek]

Fuck you i hate you, Why did you make a video that was unavailable in my country. Faggot

[LinEatsChips]

@MW3geek calm down. lol

[IjustplainH8you]

@MW3geek He doesn't get to decide.......

[jadybug121]

i love you but that was funny in a pervy way...

[ItsAnthonyHey]

This jokes so old lol And everyone loves it.

[JenniferBebe143]

BOO-BEES ehhhhhhh i see what you did there

[SammieTheMarshmallow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[sharlea951]

your voice is so deep..

[XAVIER3P0]

@sharlea951 It's called puberty.

[sabrinakuta7]

Do you have a girlfriend? Not to be offensive I was seriously wondering.

[Jeepman89]

@sabrinakuta7 He has a boyfriend.

[Jeepman89]

@sabrinakuta7 He has a boyfriend.

[DemonOfAnimes]

@Jeepman89 he does?

[SoAmy888]

Love this jokeeee -33

[soccerlove882]

hahahah thats soooo funnay

[IsOliviaHere]

This guy has humour, I totally fail at making video's,, check em out!

[peytongipson]

@supermac18 you should check out my vids and share them to people or mention me in a vid to get my stardom rising (: pretty please

[moldypeaches60]

you suck

[maliavaillancourt]

But u wouldn't kno about that

[XDtransformer]

you suck!

[TheXazu]

@XDtransformer

no hate its mean!

[ElectronicBoy11]

Press 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 FOR B00bies!

[allysax1]

hey, why does mac make a 5 second video every day of december?

because he thinks that it will make up for 6 months with no videos.

DE-CEM-BER- JOKES.

[rainbowcat185]

@allysax1 LOL.

[allysax1]

@rainbowcat185 lol your face

[rainbowcat185]

@allysax1 Lol your amazing comebacks.

[allysax1]

@rainbowcat185 oh thanks, you like 'em?

[tyd500]

@allysax1 lol. true...and also to get a lot of views with almost no effort. You can find most of these jokes in the "Humor" section of almost any newspaper...Not too original.

[XDtransformer]

@allysax1 No, It doesn't make sense!

[allysax1]

@XDtransformer neither does your comment.

[heyheytrinityishere]

xD cute but so world :D

[dy7rt4e]

Press 1 on your keyboard for unlimited boobies

[wolfstriker33]

lol my fav.

[TheMackenzieMitchell]

whaa ima tyring to like a comment and everyone else can reaaallly?

[AutumnandCiaratv]

beastly....

[Skribbler7891]

@xSexeiPSYshufflerx

I've heard that joke like... ten million times...

[xSexeiPSYshufflerx]

@Skribbler7891 thats coool. . .

[MaddyKoizumi]

HAW HAW HAWWW1

[4eva1231]

YOU STOLE MY JOKE MANNN!!!!! :) btw my friend loves u, like everyone but she is ur #1 fan I BET U!

[jellybeangansta]

R.I.P. COMEDY CAREER!!

[katieleer]

too drunk for this shit

[Thedancerchick1018]

ohh my goshh this is my favorite joke everrrrr ! :D jenna marblessss !

[guitargirl382]

jennamarblesss<3

[looloopop1]

omg u r hilarious...but this joke is kinda perverted specially cuz im a girl soo...

[mojoj87]

LOL

[jjmountedpony]

jennamarbles said it better.

[qtdeZzi]

Hahahahahahaha awww.... its been like three years since I watched your videos!!! <3 I forgot how absolutely in love I am with you

[MegaEverheart]

JENNA MARBLESSS

[gigiispretty123]

pause video, play video, press 3 over and over, enjoy!

[oakknoll99]

why don't you write something yourself?

[hannahlicious100]

lol

[SquirmyPugs]

lmfao

[thekaitlyns]

Haha u got it right away xDDDDDD

[rach1and1tiff]

well,that took me forever and a day to get XD

[11111dmw]

I'm exploding w/laughter

[watermelona33]

LAWL!

[babydollforever27]

Mac, this is why i love you.

[ThatMakeupGal]

he seriously needs to number these lol they all look the same.

[mikaelaxoxoxo]

Stole it from jenna marbles? Haha watch her video on how justin bieber picks up ladies(:

[Ned8963]

@mikaelaxoxoxo You watch her? Ew.

[AngelGurl4Ev]

can someone help me? i don;t get it? haha

[ashnerinforever13]

@AngelGurl4Ev its saying what kind of bees make milk, boobies, because they make milk when a girl is pregnant, yup hahah.

[AngelGurl4Ev]

@ashnerinforever13 ohhhh i get it now hahaha:)

[Peaches84510]

LMFAOO XDD

[ChantalL955]

Thanks Mac. You Made Me Spit All Of My Pop On MY Laptop.

[xleighxbeex]

i have seen that 19835985743985798274309587698 times(: haha

[TheLynn133]

wtf i just said that last night on facebook!!!

[candycrazy2841]

PRESS 1 TO HEAR MAC SAY BOOBIES 100 TIMES

[chriscantankerous]

i wonder if he's ever seen boobies. 

[EpicFailur909]

Marbles*

[EpicFailur909]

JENNA MATBLES DID NOT MAKE THIS JOKE. HE ISNT EVEN CLAIMING THIS AS HIS. CHILL YO DAMN TITS.

[CindyBitesYou63]

It should be...what did the ghost say to the bees? Boobies. BOO BEES.(: heheh

[calvinandhobbes2004]

#ILLEGALIZEJENNAMARBLES

[Dancer08S]

i kno tha one!!

[typicalus12]

You stole that from Jenna Marbles...

[CrazyVenezuelan1]

JennaMarbles classic joke!

[taylorswiftfan4evify]

BOOOOBEEES

[jbertino50]

thats so oldd

[bellaboo785]

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

[yoha34]

Lmfao!

[PewfPewf]

JennaMarbles said that in one of her videos! xD

[XxLLalaxX]

lol ohhh mac<3

[Emiisliia]

LIKE A BOSS!

[LogieJProject]

IT SHOULD BE...

WHAT BEES MAKE YOU JUMP....BOOBIES

[Iheartlps234]

@LogieJProject xD

[jdbieberondwts]

ive heard this joke so many times...

[chicka4766]

voting thumbs up on the top comments just to see how many it will reach LIKE A BOSS

[xxPresidentCarterxx]

@chicka4766 faget

[HotChargerGirl5346]

@USCgal777 Not really.....I've been hearing this joke for years, Jenna Marbles is no where near the first to say it

[KrissieeeR]

..... i lol'ed xD

[Rosebudd365]

Just press 3 over and over...and over...and over.....and over again hahahahahahaha

[mahomie4life511]

@Rosebudd365 no press 4 lmao!!! :P

[wmovieproductions]

@Rosebudd365 lol!

[gleek369lover]

wow just wow

[MrMariaStars]

I heard this one b4 too but it's still funny and I like the way he said boobies :)

[TheCoolChrisShow]

I am so stupid.

[Outrae]

I'll be honest, I think the only reason Mac is making 5 second video every day of December because when you're a YouTube partner, whenever someone clicks the ads on your videos they get some money - so the more videos he makes, the more profit he gets. So now with all these extra videos, he's surely going to get a lot more money. It's just not fair because we're not getting much entertainment from these 5 second videos. :/

[kkzoey1]

Is he gay? im not saying it to be rude or anything, im seriously just curious

[tristan9581]

@kkzoey1 no hes just weird like me lol :-P

[loveallhellokitty]

HAHAHAHA

[emilyluv21]

Just made my day :D

[laurennicole04]

Jenna Marbles first taught me this one.

[brycep1998]

lol...



[mrockin101]

this december jokes are really getting old....

[IStillLoveYou12345]

You say that word cute... Boobies.. Hahaha

[MrCherrypie2468]

Woah. Did Mac just say... Boobies?! :o

[AyannaxProductions]

@MrCherrypie2468 IKR!!

[Simsomanka9612]

BOOBIES! :3 hahaha...wait is that what joke was about? o.O

[xoxopremokid]

ha press 1 over and over

[candygurl7771]

lol i saw this joke on a wallpaper...i actually have the pic

[CookingWithLiccy]

HA!!!!!!

[rally830]

why does mac post one short video everyday of december?

because he thinks it makes up for no videos for 6 months!

DE-CEM-BER JOKES :D

[popcornqueen13]

@rally830 that just made my day hahaha :)

[peacelovesockmonkey]

@rally830 umm december only lasts one month

[ThatMakeupGal]

@peacelovesockmonkey are yadumb?



[peacelovesockmonkey]

@ThatMakeupGal do u are you said that him posting one video for every day of december makes up for six months of videos and there are four weeks in a month do i need to spell it out for you T-H-E-R-E A-R-E F-O-U-R W-E-E-K-S I-N A M-O-N-T-H

[ThatMakeupGal]

@peacelovesockmonkey you make no sense... and i didnt say that.

[peacelovesockmonkey]

@ThatMakeupGal yeah you did....wow

[ThatMakeupGal]

@peacelovesockmonkey it's funny how you get so mad about it

[peacelovesockmonkey]

@ThatMakeupGal  k cool story bro

[luvtheoc101]

@rally830 how did you get highest rated comment when we aren't allowed to give any one thumbs up?

[mulula1]

MAC im sorry , but i just a little borried about December Jokes , just saying because your videos make me lought a lot , ha haha :-)



[MeRou666]

ahah!

[HeddasOfficiella]

I did'nt understand... hehe...

[candygurl7771]

@HeddasOfficiella boo bees sounds like boobies as in boobs wich make milk! how abou now?

[HeddasOfficiella]

@candygurl7771

Yeaah! hahaha okeeeej! thank you very much! ;)

[itchypigie]

LOL My favorite one so far. XD

[GeorgiaxXBiffyxx]

MAC! :O

[steef1238]

hahhahha

[Whippoful]

Oh this one was actually fun. XD

[luckyiminlove14]

I liked that one! :)

[lamcoco1]

oh, maaaaac. xD

[candyapple580]

Perv...:/

[tobiaz1]

I thought you said "How does bees make milk?"

But then I got it.

[imacandycorn]

uhh... awkward

[Pokemaniacify900]

I laughed at this. God I'm so immature.

[puppyloveers]

@Pokemaniacify900 ur not alone :D

[Strandingen]

@Pokemaniacify900 So am I xD

[DanZeshan]

Definitely using this one for the future, hahaha

[JessiexxMay]

Hahaa :L