Re: Dating Advice for Dylan

[MrCaptainStfu]

Dude you're wrong. I got Katie a pack of Yugioh cards and some bubble gum the other night and she immediately dropped her pants and assumed the position.

[karlton0278]

uhm in katies opinion she doesn't get into the car with the guy.... she kicks him out of the car and steals it... obv.

[chocolatescones]

i need to laugh.

[Mpua24]

like this dude knows anything about the "rules of the game"

[LMCvidz]

ownage good job

[dipset2690]

this is so fucking wrong hahaha

[MeetYourMetalMaker]

The bigger the car, the smaller the dick. XD

Haha, I laughed quite a bit at your advice, lovely job. :D

[MyThoughtsYourWords]

lmao....nice advice.

[cartelkillr12]

FUCK UR TIGHT ASSHOLE NERD

[gusslover]

huh? what is the matter with you?

[Broshmosh]

Rofl.

[XxHotBoyDxX]

what a idiot

[ramzie4718]

shut up dude this guy is funny

[the5regularguys]

Hmm...interesting approach...

[dvu2]

u took katiesopion out on a date? lol right

[jjrockgirl]

I'm just catching up on all of the Katie/Dylan stuff....and I've gotta say - Excellent Advice!!!

[Mandskull]

This is satirical right?

[fallofautumndistro]

Right.

[Mandskull]

Alright, just checking. You do good at pulling this off with a straight face.

[Doyouhear]

And btw you watching way to mush Katie videos

[Doyouhear]

Are you really that stupid that you think those blue guys are them self's? And the guy in the car doesn't get her she's kicks him out and going after all three of them to in the end crash de car into them

Fat fuck

[TheSumpPump]

Look at this guy... Mr 'I'm an expert about the blue dudes'

[fallofautumndistro]

Yeah, I usually just fast-forward through the boring intro to get to the hott stuff... I mean, the actual content..... yeah.

[starbrite27]

LMAO best comment...

[twitch352owns]

dude ur totally wrong

the guy in the sports car doesnt pick her up she steals it.

[fieteschulze]

hahahaha... great again dude!

[Supaduck0]

dude, you know shit. Buying her things from tiffany's or whatever shows her your trying to impress her, which she will view as weak. supplication = BAD. Don't even buy girls you aren't going out with birthday presents.

[unicorn123456789]

YUGIOH CARDS BEEEEEEEECH

[KiddContagious]

a nerdfighter suggesting a Hummer?

that just seems so increadably wrong.

besides that, great vid. Alan.

♥Michael

[ryanoceros]

you had me at helicopter

[fallofautumndistro]

Hah.

[ryanoceros]

haha so funny

[starbrite27]

Good advice Alan!  lol

xoxo!

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks Jyl. <3

[ariblueyes]

Being yourself is never good advice.

Like, never.

I leave with that message from one lovely lass

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks for watching Ari. =)

[ProductPlacer]

I think he might win her if you put on wig and pretend like you're a girl. Just a guess.

[ZanyBear]

RAWR!!

[skel625]

Wow.  This was a great response. Seriously, boh3m3 fails.

[fallofautumndistro]

Seriously.

[todieandwither]

Not to mention that Bobo only got the girl that wanted a green card.

They broke up when it was apparent that marriage was not an option.

Your advice is MUCH better Alan.

[W33Dgaming]

Lol, pause at 00:58

[fallofautumndistro]

Hah, yeah...

[HopeDiamondSS16]

LOL, good advice!! :) When I go on 1st date, I'm getting a Hummer Limo. :)

A Kelly Clarkson concert is an excellent idea as well.

[fallofautumndistro]

Those are expensive...

[HopeDiamondSS16]

I'll never forget it! :) My school had a magazine sale and I got 2 ride one 2 Cici's Pizza! It was last September. I have VIDEO of it. I'm considering posting it.

(If you've seen my Acro Dunk video, yes, that was a cause of the magazine sale too.) :-)

[LoriDmytryk]

Did boh3m3 really reject this?

[fallofautumndistro]

Yup, that's why I left it on moviekidd's vid.

[Hot4Penguins]

Ben rejects everything, not sure why. C'est la vie...

[LoriDmytryk]

How do you know? Do you get a rejection notice?

[fallofautumndistro]

Because when you leave a video response to someone, it gets an asterisk next to it in the drop down menu where you choose to leave videos as a response. That asterisk only disappears if I remove the video as a response, or if the user does. That asterisk was there for a bit and then disappeared. And I know I didn't remove it as a response.

[PhredPhive]

Alan I agree. The blue dudes in Katies intro are subject to cruel and unusual punishment and ironically they all appear to be male. I would venture to say - and I may be going out on a limb here - that Katie makes short work of men who come into her sphere.

So you are encouraging this kid to commit suicide?

[Hot4Penguins]

Haha...dating advice from Alan FTW!!!

[fallofautumndistro]

I get all the hotties.

[Kittyfeet69]

Love a video response that's funny without even seeing the original video!

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks for watching Michael. The lighting's pretty bad, recorded this at 2am, and my production team was all asleep. ;)

[mattlaw25]

Katie was impressed by the size of Alans helicopter?

I swear that girl says the word penis more times a day than a urologist does.

[fallofautumndistro]

Who wouldn't be impressed with the size of my helicopter?

[InsideItAll]

lol

[JelloSheriff]

Now that is some sound advice!

[dnHooligan]

A Hummer?

[robtran]

Brilliant!!

What the hell is it about Philly?? You, Katie, Pipistrello...

It's like that town has been waiting for YouTube.

[ZeldaPhan]

aaah dont suggest a Hummer!! those are the worst cars in the world...

[ThoughtScientist]

forget helicopter, harrier jump jet is the way to go :P

[jigitz]

alan woohoo u are the man

[TheSumpPump]

What happened to love spam?

[fallofautumndistro]

I think they're all sleepin', or got scared off by the hater videos.

[luvthecanadian]

I think it's the holidays...

[fallofautumndistro]

Stupid holidays.

[ForFun808]

yu-gi-oh cards? Wtf!?  LOL

[fallofautumndistro]

Well, the dude is 16.

[ForFun808]

Oh ok Alan, I thought you were just trying to be random :P

[smokebombhill]

Come on Alan, there's no way Dylan has his helicopter pilots' license yet...he'll have to settle for picking Katie up in a Hummer, I'm afraid. :P

[fallofautumndistro]

I dunno, if I got one, they'll hand them out to anyone!

[JelloSheriff]

You have a helicopter license?

[fallofautumndistro]

Only for this state.

[ElectricSizzle]

All woman are evil Succubi from the depths of hell!!

I would know...

[squirrelygurl]

haha- another cool vid. u're a cool guy.

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks Tara. =)

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks Skuee, how have you been?

[fallofautumndistro]

Hah, thanks Jhizzleproducts. =)

[TheSumpPump]

Alan, you're the man

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks man. I'm telling you, helicopters work.

[WhiteHatBoi]

Excuse me do you live in your mum's basement?

You're quite a sad man.

[fallofautumndistro]

Weren't you just begging me to sub to you or collab the other day on Stickam? Why would you want a sad man living in his mum's basement to collab with you?

[WhiteHatBoi]

I said check out my channel not do a collab yes I said sub but collab dont make up a false accusation.

[McLovinYourMom]

ThE bLuE DooDs HahAha, tHaTs FuNnY KaTiE iS HaWt i HaVe A hElIcOptEr sO iM gOnNa GeT hEr FiRsT!

[fallofautumndistro]

Don't cock block, McLovin.

[kenrg]

A helicopter? I guess that's alright, but I always use the Lear jet when picking up a Philly Girl.

[fallofautumndistro]

That's probably why I never got a second date with her. =(

[bwhahrhr]

my dating advice would be all in capslock and something like:

Never date a woman like Katie

but that would be a boring and short video.

[charlieissocoollike]

Oh, you're being sarcastic Alan? Were you being sarcastic when you gave me advice on my relationship with me and Rosi too!? Crap... she did seem a bit weirded out when I turned up in a helicopter. Maybe thats why she dumped me :S

[funkwurm]

So that's why its been silent on the vloglovers channel, I had a suspicion you know.

Too bad Charlie, eh, there are more fish in the s... no, lets not go there.

[fallofautumndistro]

Sorry for the bad advice Charlie. =(

Maybe you can get your deposit on the helicopter back still?

[45TLB]

So nice girls are from Australia and Philly girls aren't? lol that's terrible.

[fallofautumndistro]

Just speaking from experience. =)

[astrophe1987]

I think he was referring to Caitlin when he was talking about the Aussie girl

[fallofautumndistro]

Yeah, that's who I meant.

[45TLB]

Oh boy this is hardcore

[sincerelymean]

Outstanding advice. Thanks to you Alan young Dylan will likely succeed and end up having amazing sex while having his life essence sucked out of him.

[Independentvisions]

Great advice....you are at least being honest and not bullshitting him...

[missbananacheeks]

haha I LOVE your sarcasm! :-)

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks Adi, I was just having some fun.

[righthandgenius]

Hey, mr lova lova ;)

Awesomely funny!

[fallofautumndistro]

lol, thanks for watching RHG.

[Karanagi]

Wow, it's been a while since I saw some good sarcasm :)

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks man.

[songsfromahat]

oh alan, always such a ladys man.

[fallofautumndistro]

Don't lie, you'd want me to pick you up in a helicopter. =)

[danielspengies]

Your nuts...

Oh yes...

I will own them...

And the taste of your tears will be so sweet...

[TheBeautifulSheeple]

This guy SERIOUSLY thinks he has good advice??

[danielspengies]

lol i don't know, I don't actually watch his videos before or after I one star them...

[TheBeautifulSheeple]

haha.. what did he do to earn your nut qwnage?

[LoveCraken]

he was kidding.

[fallofautumndistro]

No, he wasn't, he's actually a troll and will most likely make some lulzy videos about me. Just so long as he pronounces my name correctly...

[channeIreview]

Alan, you of all people should know that it's not nice to make fun of people with mental disabilities. Teasing pengies about his inability to pronounce words is just the same as using the "n" word when refering to African Americans. He said so in one of his latest videos.

[LoveCraken]

No. I meant YOU. YOU were kidding. YOU

YOU

YOU FUCKING SELF DEFEATING COCK

[fallofautumndistro]

Hah, ok. I thought you were referring to Pengies.

[LoveCraken]

I was responding to TheBeautifulSheeple

[fallofautumndistro]

Didn't you say that a few weeks ago too? My nuts are getting lonely waiting for you...

[Hot4Penguins]

I still have them Alan... keeping them safe...

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks man.

[channeIreview]

Alan that green screen is awesome! It almost looks your really in the room where you do all your vlogs!!

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks man, worked quite a bit with it in AfterEffects.

[channeIreview]

have you tried using a sixteen point garbage mat? You did a pretty good job but there were some edges that were kind of funky because of your fine light colored hair.

[channeIreview]

I don't wanna sound like I've been drinking too much eggnog. But didn't you post a bulletin about the new green screen with an attachment to this video?

[fallofautumndistro]

lol, yeah, I was just playing along with your joke channei. I got it for Christmas, but I haven't nailed it to the wall yet. It's flippin' heavy and I'll probably need some help.

[Louikenz]

lol yugioh cards

[ItsBrent]

oh how big this chain will become.. katie.. moviekid..boh3m3.. now fallofautumndistro.. this kid will get that date..

in like, 2 years.

-Brent

[fallofautumndistro]

Yeah, good luck to him Brent. =)

[achampag]

car catching on fire during date...lmao...

=)

[fallofautumndistro]

It's so embarrassing.

[Toddly00]

thats some great advice!

[fallofautumndistro]

It works for me. =)