Hahaha, I've always compared the bible to an old Grimm brothers fairytalebook I had... my family didn't like it one bit but at least they were openminded enough to accept that it's just as much about morale as the bible is, and probably equaly absurd.
To be honest I clicked the link because there was a hot girl (can't deny that), but it's awesome to see that you do have something to say, with some very good points. Kudos :D
God din't create hell for humans, he created it for Satan. But sin cannot come in to Heaven, or else it would be as bad as Earth. So sinners must go somewhere, and the only place left is hell.
I love you, you are so wonderful to watch, when I am sad and I am trying to sort my youtube links and you come up it always picks me up, thank you your such a wonderful person keep making videos
For top philosophy of religion & sceptical analysis of Bible & religion try Robert M Price, John W. Loftus, Dan Barker, Victor J. Stenger. E.A.Wallis Budge translation of, 'The Papyrus of Ani' (1500BCE comp O.T.800-300BCE ish), Donald A. Mackenzie,' Egyptian myth and legend', James G Frazer, 'The Golden Bough', Thomas Paine, Joseph Wheless, Robert Ingersoll, C.Dennis Mckinsey, Bart Ehrman, ZomGitsCriss, Christopher Hitchens, Valerie Tarico, Ken Humphreys, Israel Finkelstein , Richard Dawkins
@Muki13 You got it wrong, Evolution, The big bang theory, Genetics, Astronomy would all have been taboo if right thinking people(atheists) including many notable theists would not have had the gumption to explore the world properly because "GOD DID IT" would have drowned their appeal for research. Remember Galileo? SMH
@kingda117 really I got it wrong, are you brain dead or something, you believe in your science, thats still a fucken belief, Like I said if you don't believe in anything, we will still be in the age of the caveman. And many notable theists, are you freaken kidding me lmao, only 40-45 percent of scientists are Atheists on average, the rest either believe in God or a Higher power. Science without religion, Religion Without science, none would of survived without one another.
@kingda117 look it up the church had their own science department Galileo got in trouble because he was bad mouthing the church (the astronomy was just an excuse) look up Copernicus, Kircher etc. as for those apes u claim evolution please name all the missing links to human......there are none there is no direct link to apes all scientists say it must be but cannot prove it there are gaps all over the evolutionary charts and everyone knows it.....the Big Bang don't get me started
what christians have and atheists don't seem to understand is faith....understand the meaning of the word it means we "overcome doubt to believe" in a higher power.....all atheists have is doubt...People with faith reassess our belief with every breath and through faith revel in God's handiwork and regain ourselves.
@isjus4kix Great. Good for you. Happy to hear it. Now just keep it to yourself, stay away from my children and their science books and we'll get along just fine.
@isjus4kix Faith is believing something without a good reason to do so. You are welcome to it. If you want someone else to believe something, have reasons for it.. "overcome doubt to believe" means believe a claim no matter how idiotic and absurd it is, ignore your reason and intelligence. As Mark Twain said" "Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
Mao Stalin Hitler(into the occult so not christian no matter what he had stamped on his union card) not christians biggest murderers in history so being religious is not the end of or beginning of violence and always started by men in power.... if they do not keep a pure AND reasonable AND i REPEAT reasonable check on their intentions and actions power corrupts no matter who they are.
@assfaggot tell you what i tell everyone else that preaches to me, Faith is attached to religion, and I have a problem with faith. The problem is faith has no experience and no logic. Give me a focken break, cause at the end of the day in THIS WORLD when you cross the road I know you look both ways!
LOL because of couse athiests have all the correct answers they have all the facts and can prove them down to the last detail of the big bang they can account for every last molecule and state exactly to the second when life began on earth....LOL
Relgion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and please don't shove it down my throat or the throats of my children.
yoy are trying to compare the christian cross with the egyptian ankh,though, they were used for completely different purposes, thats like comparing the ancient hindu"s swastika, with hitlers swastika, different function different purpose,and not all wars were religious some were for land ,resources and slavery like the american civil war and the british war of the roses, amongst others, but i agree their has been much blood shed in the name of religion unfortunately.
Clearly she used the ankh because it's one of the few religious jewelry we're relatively familiar with that she can use as a parody. Probably the only Religious Jewelry she has.
the mithras religion wasnt practiced until the 1st cent to the 4th cent mithras was born of stone from what i can find on this no scriptures remain only underground temples mithras is often depicted slaughtering a bull/now jesus was crucified in 33ad so we can assume christianity started with jesus 1st cent no where in the bible does it mention christmas it quite a modern conception and the only feast of mithras i can find was on the 26 th june summer solstice for mithras
@adlerbr12 Your insult seems to be nothing more than arbitrary hostility without context and therefore amounts to little more than name calling given that there is little correlation between being sarcastic and being moronic. If you could explain in more detail how you came to your conclusion I may feel bad about myself.
Lol, only 7 children? That's quite a moderate catholic. 15 is about right, that way they can help on the farm AND you'll still have help after a few of them get polio and small pox.
So very hawt. That's right, I'm a baaad atheist. Tell me how bad I am. I'm vile. I'm despicable. Spit on me and tell me I'm going to hell. Smack the sin out of me. Ugh. Ty, I'm gonna need a minute alone now. Confession afterwards. :)
And yes, the cross around her neck was before Christianity and stolen by Christianity and the bible was also a plagiarized version of the Egyptian book of the dead. War makes it very easy to Convert or Kill. And this is how Christianity passed down the stories before it. I think the 21st century Christians call it the Bible. Im not too sure. I think Criss is right with the Fairy tales.
@athenascurse the cross you speak of isnt actually portrayed as a cross in the old egyptian kingdom it can represent a key or the top half t he female form and the bottom half the male form in egyptian the word for it i think is ankh and the egyptian hieroglyphic character for it i think means eternal life and was also used as a symbol of fertility so it was used for a completely different purpose than christianity
@athenascurse and the egyptian book of the dead has many gods and magic spells and a underwordls where dead soul ended up the duat run by osiris ti could be more akin with greek mythology than the bible though the book of the dead is indeed much older you seem quite anti christian with your remarks
@whatsgoingonthen Yes, I have that book, and over a thousand other occult and religion books. being aware of how religion was spread through war does not make one anti christian. ask yourself how many wars have we had in the past 5000 yrs?
@iraqzahla OOOOOH I CAN! Allah is the arabic word for "god" and it references the exact same god as the Jews and Christians. They are all followers of the god of Abraham hence the term "Abrahamic Religions" and none of them have any idea, do I win a prize?
Also, don't tell people not to insult you based on your beliefs (or insult just the beliefs (which is still a direct insult to the person)) and then do it yourself. Your message falls short when you're being a hypocrite. Even if you say "I'm doing it to get at the ones pushing and insulting me", you end up being rude to people that did nothing. Oh, it's because you think it's stupid to believe in a god? Well, then cure death rather than bitching about a possible afterlife. Fuck's sake.
@freakystyley4000 I assume you mean the one that starts out "Also, don't tell people not to insult...." I was talking to her...and I suppose anyone that engages in that behavior.
I'm pretty certain that we're not going to find out anytime soon exactly what this universe is. It's not just the ideals that hinder us. It's how we understand things that seems to hinder us the most. IT only gets us so far.
I'll address the atheist statement you made when I get back.
Neither believers (of whatever) nor non-believers (of any religion) can say they know anything FOR SURE. I'm getting tired of hearing cliche terms (especially "fundie", "sky-daddy", and telling atheists they're going to hell) broad generalizations, hypocrisies, automatic condemnation based on ideals, and many more...and this is for both sides. Who the hell in this world truly understands what it is that goes on around us and after we die? Just...fucking shut up. Let death be our answer.
@SnjperWulf - I AGREE : Let death be the answer. BUT in the meantime, while we are an intellectual species we should be working on understanding the universe around us. This is something that science promotes and religion hinders.
NO atheist will EVER tell that "we know FOR SURE there is no god". That is NOT our stance, nor is this what Atheism is.
IF however you have ever heard and Atheist say 'there is no god', it IS sort of a quicker way of saying that 'there is no evidence of god'
@KendallHartz "And God will provide rest for you who are being persecuted and also for us when the Lord Jesus appears from heaven. He will come with his mighty angels, in flaming fire, bringing judgment on those who don't know God and on those who refuse to obey the Good News of our Lord Jesus.
They will be punished with everlasting destruction, forever separated from the Lord and from his glorious power." (2 Thesalonians 1:7-9) Good luck mocker...
@KendallHartz It's easy to mock...while you are still breathing huh? It's when you DIE and stand before God at the judgment that gonna be your problem. Have fun little mocker..your time is coming...
Even tho i believe in your threat, just as much as i believe that i will get to some paradise after i die, or why not say the easter bunny, i still see it to be wrong to threat people like that.
Now what i want to know is this. Do you think that when theist make these threats, that its the right thing to do?
@Turha101 I didn't write the bible, I just preach it. God has warned you time and time again to repent or perish. If you want to die without Christ and die in your sins, no one is going to stop you...
Actually your God has never warned me of anything. All i have heard is people, from different religion, saying that THEIR God is the one true God, and if i dont believe like them, then i will be tortured forever.
And hey if you think that your God has something against me, not accepting something without a good reason for it, and wants to punish me for not trying to guess the right religion.
Do you agree with your God, that i desever to be tortured for not believing?
@Turha101 God warns you THROUGH people. He is trying to WARN you to repent of your sins and receive the forgiveness of sins that only Jesus Christ offers you, otherwise, if you reject Him, you are going to die in your sins and end up in hell. God is on YOUR side, He died on that cross FOR YOU. He made a way FOR YOU to be forgiven and go to heaven but it is ONLY through Jesus Christ that any of us will go there. He doesn't want us to end up in hell, that's WHY He died for our sins on the cross
Ye i know the christian mythology, that God sacrificed himself to himself, in order to create a loophole for himself, so that he could brake a rule, that he himself made.
To me it sounds kinda weak, that a allpowerfull being has to rely on PEOPLE to do his work. Especially when all the other 'Gods' do the same.
However you didnt answer my question, which was that do you think that your God is doing the right thing, when he is going to send me to hell for not believing?
@Turha101 You have a warped understanding of the gospel of Christ. If you end up in hell, it's because YOU chose not to believe Christ died for your sins and YOU rejected His free offer of eternal life. As you are right now, you are a sinner and God cannot and will not allow sin into His Kingdom. God is Holy and the ONLY way we can become holy is to allow the blood of Christ to wash away our sins by trusting Him as our Lord and Savior. God made a way for you but it's your choice...choose wisely
Sorry but i dont choose what i believe, no matter how hard i try, i can not believe in santa anymore, same thing goes for Jesus. Unless i am provided with evidence, i will not change my view.
If you want we can discuss the whole Jesus story, and what problems i see with it, but would you just answer the question i have asked you a few times now?
If i died right now, acroding to your mythology im going to hell, because i do not believe, do you think i deserve it?
@Turha101 We ALL deserve hell because we ALL have sinned against God, but He made a way for us NOT to go to hell and If you want to reject His way, you WILL go to hell, by your own choosing, so yes, you deserve hell and so did I, but I humbled myself and accepted His forgiveness, and I am no longer going.
So your God thinks that because people don't humble before him, they deserve to be tortured forever.
Now the important question is this. Do you agree with your God? Do you also think that because i do not believe like you, that i have commit a such a horrible crime that i deserve to be tortured forever?
And i can already tell you that after reading what you have typed, i would never be able to with all my hearth worship a so horrible God as the one you worship.
@Turha101 I never said that because people don't humble before him, they deserve to be tortured forever. You just hear only what you want to hear to try and justify your rejection of your Creator by twisting my words, and if you think God offering to suffer a horrific death of torture on that cross to save YOU from your sins is an horrible God, then you are just as warped as your comments are...
You said that we were both going but then you said this
''but I humbled myself and accepted His forgiveness, and I am no longer going.''
So because you humbled yourself, and accepted his forgivness you are no longer going to hell.
So did i really twist your words? Granted i should have said ''accepted his forgivness'', however i dont really see the whole Jesus story as a story about forgivness, to me it sounds more like insanity.
@Turha101 Yes, you deserve hell if you reject the Son of God. I told you the truth, now you are without excuse. "He who believes in the Son has everlasting life, and he who does not believe on the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abides on him." (John 3:36)
Im without excuse? So far you have just threated me, i have no reason to believe your threat.
And if you really think that because someone does not believe like you, that they deserve to be tortured forever, then you sir are IMO a immoral person.
I dont see how you can hold a position that because someone does not believe like you, they deserve to be tortured.
I dont think i would ever be able to hold a position / belief like that.
@disciplesofthecross - but you aren't exactly living a good HINDU life either are you? What if it is Bramah and the Hindu pantheon that you stand before when you die and not the Gallilean Carpenter and his dad, The Lord Ted Bundy? Whatcha gonna do then theist? Are you going to say to Mr. Bramah "But you didn't give me enough evidence for your existance!" or "But I wasn't born in India!"
@disciplesofthecross - We don't reject god. How can one reject what due to NO evidence DOES NOT EXIST!!?
If you think that we are actively 'rejecting' Yahweh - the jealous tribal god of desert-wandering Iron Age Jews - then you'll forgive us if we also *ahem!* go out of our way to reject the TENS OF THOUSANDS of other deities throughout human history as well... deities that are equally as absurd as your celestial sky daddy and his kid - and JUST AS NON-EXISTANT though often, LESS psychotic
@freakystyley4000 I can list off several inventions and ideas that were dismissed based on lack of evidence for them...then later were made or found to be true. Even you said it doesn't exist because there is no proof. Which means that at least you know that you don't know and can admit that if you did know, you'd let us know.
Thanks, sheople was another cliche term used by mindless followers of something...oh wait..
@SnjperWulf - I think I understand what you're saying but bugger me if I can find which comment of mine you are responding to!
I agree... there ARE inventions and ideas that exist BUT weren't or haven't been invented (e.g. certain heavy elements in the periodic table, Da Vinci's helicopter, breaking the atom, etc.)
In theory science knew/knows that these concepts are possible and will be one day existant. Is that what you were getting at?
@SnjperWulf - I think I understand what you're saying but bugger me if I can find which comment of mine you are responding to!
I agree... there ARE inventions and ideas that exist BUT weren't or haven't been invented (e.g. certain heavy elements in the periodic table, Da Vinci's helicopter, breaking the atom, etc.)
In theory science knew/knows that these concepts are possible and will be one day existant. Is that what you were getting at?
I have watched some of your videos. How come you seem so affected or at least think so much about religion?
In the interest of disclosure, I was raised and still consider my self catholic, however I don't really practice (i.e. go to church every sunday, etc.).
I find this woman to be rude, sarcastic and shrill. Her whole video series seems to say that religious people are stupid, and tries to prove it by acting stupid.
Eli; Why are you afraid of jail? Won't your imaginary God deliver you from jail, you know, like he did to Paul the Apostle when he was in jail in Syria? Whaty, you aren't familiar with that story? I guess you're not as smart as you think!
Eli's REAL response "Mommy, he wants to hurt me, tell him I have no $ to go to Texas to fight. Tell him I don't wanna go to jail. Mommy, tell him he'll get in trouble if he hits me. Mommy, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Eli: Is it true the real reason you're afraid of jail is that the last time you were in jail for welfare fraud, you were every other prisoner's butt bitch?
After you find me, let me know where we can meet. It doesn't have to be at your home. Then we can "discuss" our differences. But you won't do it, cause you know I will kick your fat, loser ass all the way into next week. And now everyone else knows that you are a pussy. You talk, but you don't want to fight. Typical keyboard warrior. And then you try to change the subject. And the only person who will be looking in the trash is you, cause that's where OI'll put your teeth after I knock them out
Yout talk so tuff when your hiding behind your keyboard, or is that your Moomy's coattail. You remind me of the little pussy puke who hides behind his mommy, and yells at the big kids, secure in the knowledge that the big kids can't get ahold of you. Until recess at school the next day, that is.
Hey Fundy moron. Pull your head outta your ass. I NEVER ASKED FOR YOUR ADDRESS. I told YOU my name, city where I live, and the name of my business, If you want to find me, you can
The IGNORANT BITCH ! Isn't wearing a Christian Cross, HA HA HA that's an Eygptian Anhk. this is a GOOD! EXAMPLE OF WHY SHE IS AN UNEDUCATED, UNINTELLIGENT MOUTHY LITTLE WHORE BITCH! HA HA HA HA
It's sarcasm you moron. fix your caps lock key you dipshit. and learn how to interpret satire before you make yourself look even stupider. But then again, you believe in god, so you're already in that category.
@Tnig01 That was certainly not sarcasm fuckwit. and I certainly would not considering anyone whom used "Stupider" as a word to try and insult me. I certainly wouldn't worry about a half wit like yout ryign to gauge my intellect HA HA
@xcellken1 HA HA HA HA! You love an ignorant little filthy slut whore then. I would love to see you try and come kick my ass. cause then we'd see just truely has the pussy ass. and certainly wouldn't be me, that'd be you who curl up in a fetal position begging for mercy. from the wrath of Doom
@LordEli Dude, I've been arrestyed before for assault. True story Humble, Texas April 2nd, 1994. Look it up.
I live in HTown, TX. Name the time and place, and I'll be there. You won't.
You're not the first psuuy faggot that I've called out. Somehow, when I ask for a time and place, they all seem to back doen. Just like your pussy ass will do.
Did you watch UFC on Saturday??? I will be BJ Penn, and you will be Matt Hughes!!!
@LordEli Two years ago, I punched my wife beating neighbor in the head. Hit him so hard that I sent his blue tooth flying, and cut my finger in three places. Then he yelled some more, and then backed down and walked away. I was stilla nominal Xian then, so I didn't totally destroy him. Now that I've lost my faith, imagine what I will do to your sorry, pathetic poor excuse of a man ass???!!!
@LordEli I didn't know the Xian thing to do was call a young lady "an ignorant little filthy slut whore". Is that how you taslk to your wife right before you beat her? Tell me yes, cause I love nothing better than beating a wife beater right into the ground!!!
The way you talk, you must hate women. Why is that, was your mommy mean to you as a child??? Did the older girls in your hood take turns kicking your pussy ass???
@xcellken1 You are such a pathetic little insect. It's not Xian, you say it right with respect Christian* and No moron I am not a Christian although they are the ones who've got it right. And this woman in this video is a whore certainly not a ncie girl, she is mouthy, disrespectful and ignorant. That's fucking Ankh she is wearing not a cross. I Would LOVE for you to try and beat me into the ground. a worthless little posing cowardly like you couldn't beat anything into the ground
@LordEli Dude, I live in Houston, Texas. My business begins with the name XCell. Its not too hard to find me.
Let me know when you are within several hundred miles of Houston. I will arrange to meet you, and we can discuss our differences face to face. If you aren't willing to do this, then you are a pathetic little pussy loser, and STFU!!!
@LordEli Why did you capitalize You? Do you hold me on equal footing with God? I know quite a few chicks that do.
If you're atypical fundie, then your wife is most liekly quite fat and ugly. That would explain why you keep watching this video. Then your fundie brain is consumed with guilt because you jacked off while watching ZOMGItsCriss. Then your guilt compels you to call her names. Kinda like Swaggart blaming the hos for his behavior. You are quite sad and pathetic
@xcellken1 You are really lsot in your own bullshit aren't you xcellken, this ignorant bitch veiws you as a stalker, I've seen yourt comments on other videos you are stalking around tyring to get her attention youa re pathetic. No woman veiws you as God, they think you are a fucking ignorant little stalker deal with it. And son all the women, who've ever felt the grace of my presence always never forgot the glory in which they felt. I am not God but I am far closer to one than you will ever be
@LordEli Alright you ass lickinh piece of shit. Name the time and place. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. Keyboard warriors like you are so fucking tuff hiding behind the anonimity of your basement. BTW, a Xian bragging about his conquests? Won't that earn you a one way trip to hell. But then you're lying, so its ok. Wait, lying will also get you there.
The only woman that likes you is your fat pathertic mommy. Now off the computer, B4 your mommy sees what you're up to, and grounds you
@LordEli Time and place. mother fucking loser pussy big mouth faggot. Stalking, you're the fat homo that's stalking me, you fat POS. If you don't name the time and place, then everyone on youtube will know that you are nothing more than a big mouth keyboard warrior pussy faggot!!!
Yeah. all your previous conquests love you. Fat pigs usually are grateful for a tumble.
I'm not lost in BS, but you will be lost in blood...your own, as I smash your face into pulp!!!
@xcellken1 Oh you keep pretending son, hit a nerve did I? Causwe you and everyone else know it's true are just a stalking for this little whore. and only reason you'd want my address was so you could attempt to stalk me as well. You think anyone with intelligence would type their adress out to an insane little sack of shit like yourself or for all else to see? I think not. Son no one fears you. I just don't need some 2 bit nothing digging around in my garbage cans
@LordEli I'm NOT pretending. Call me, I dare you. Let me know when you're close to HTown. I will meet you,and smash your foul mouth self down into the ground. Everyone knows that YOU are the pussy. You know how to find me, yet you keep flinging verbal diarhea on line. You're pretending, I'm FOR REAL. Everyone redaing this knows that YOU are the little pusst afraid of me. So keep typing, cause you're just burying yourself deeper under your own bullshit. PUSSY COWARD
@xcellken1 AH HA HA HA HA... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! You are ridiculous and ignorant you make me laugh. You sure are typing alot of ignorance, Youtube warrior. I really wish you could try and make such an attempt on my life. because honestly you really are in over your own head. And have no clue what sort of individual youa re threatening child. heh heh You just might be walking into the devils playground
@LordEli I have EVERY clue what tpe of individual you are: The kinda pussy that is real tuff online, but won't back it up in real life. You know how to contact me. Either accept my challange, or STFU. Everyone reading your BS knows EXACTLY what knida pussy fraidy cat you are,
I HAVE nmade an attempt on your life, but you're too cowardly to respond.
@xcellken1 You don't seem to get it do you? You are the type of guy that thinks you are Internet tough. Your internet bluff's do not phase me int he least. and if you truly had the misfortune to get phyiscal with me. You'd end up in a hole early in your life. but I am not going to give a turd like you a second more of a time. you keep crying and trying to impress your INTERNET WHORE! She will never go for you. HA HA HA
@LordEli HEY DUMB FUCK BIGGEST MORON IN THE WORLD- It is YOU who is hiding behind the keyboard. I suggested how to contact me, so we can meet in a neutral city face to face. Yet YOU are the gutless coward, shaking in his pink fairy boots, hiding behind his moomy pussy faggot that won't respond. One more time: My name is Ken. I live in Houston, Texas. I own a business named XCell. Now, let your fingers do the walking, and you will reach me. THEN we can meet, and settle it like men!!! Faggot!!!
@LordEli You may not give me a second more of your time, but I'll give you plenty of my time. Lor Eli, after I knock you down, I will rape your fat pig of a wife up th ass, and then put my dick in her mouth, and make her tell me that she likes the taste of her ass on my dick. All the while, you will helplessly watch. There, now wanna respond? Wanna kick my ass? Good, TIME AND PLACE!!!
Christian book called the Wholly Babble, or the Wholly Bafflegab. Either way a great source of nonsense.
nash984954 6 days ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
If I wasn't scared of sayin somethin stupid I would say somethin.
g2thumbs1 2 weeks ago
the world is a better place couse people like cristina are in it she is prety smart inteligent integrity thnx for posting
archie977 3 weeks ago
hey i like old sckool criss -- looks like a teenager and has the real teenage smartass attitude
human453 1 month ago
Grimm Brother's - didn't Charles Darwin write Grimm's fairy tales?
BT3701 1 month ago
You Edomites are going to have a great Destruction!
Jacobrise7 1 month ago
Hahaha, I've always compared the bible to an old Grimm brothers fairytalebook I had... my family didn't like it one bit but at least they were openminded enough to accept that it's just as much about morale as the bible is, and probably equaly absurd.
To be honest I clicked the link because there was a hot girl (can't deny that), but it's awesome to see that you do have something to say, with some very good points. Kudos :D
shoelacedonkey 1 month ago
What is that on her necklace anyway? I've always wondered.
Maximus21x 1 month ago
@Maximus21x It's an Ankh. Google it;)
MsSegundus 1 month ago
Isn't it great that you are free to watch whatever you want on youtube?
anchorronburgundy 1 month ago
i know that this is a random comment but why is the renaissance art censored? thats kind of weird
hypnoticsarah 2 months ago
Thanks I love you!
seasidericky 3 months ago in playlist Zom Chick
you are freaking AWESOME!!!!
StarlitRoses 3 months ago
The bit with the cross and it's not even a christian cross... I giggled.
tryingtobeahero 3 months ago
@muzzyscum I'll be praying for you
MissLeanaFaith 3 months ago
@muzzyscum Yes. "every tongue shall confess"
MissLeanaFaith 3 months ago
@muzzyscum The bible isn't a "fairy story" it is real. You'll find out one day.
MissLeanaFaith 3 months ago
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TheArcan111 3 months ago
@TheArcan111 Nu ştiu bine româneşte, aşa că nu sunt sigur că ceea ce aţi încercat să-mi spui.
MissLeanaFaith 3 months ago
@MissLeanaFaith Sorry, I wanted to leave a comment to the video owner instade i left it to you
TheArcan111 3 months ago
@TheArcan111 Oh, okay lol
MissLeanaFaith 3 months ago
@MissLeanaFaith it's a series of fairy tales. You won't find out one day because you will be dead and the dead know nothing.
MrNicMachiavelli 3 months ago
A fairly entertaining spoof video!
robert56371 3 months ago
i don't really know what you are talking about...but damn you made my panties wet! i need a spanking.
misspellt 3 months ago
God din't create hell for humans, he created it for Satan. But sin cannot come in to Heaven, or else it would be as bad as Earth. So sinners must go somewhere, and the only place left is hell.
MissLeanaFaith 3 months ago
@MissLeanaFaith Sinners go and live in jesus butt. He is really the king of the gay homos
freeofjesus 3 months ago
a snake didn't talk in the bible. it was satan possessing a snake
MissLeanaFaith 3 months ago
ever notice the amount of extrememly hot women who are making channels denouncing religion? I think it is an amazing phenomina.
Also keep up the good work :)
1rken1nfantry 4 months ago
@1rken1nfantry - What other women making channels denouncing religion are there beside Cristina?
karlmall 3 months ago
@karlmall well one example is gogreen18
1rken1nfantry 3 months ago
I love you, you are so wonderful to watch, when I am sad and I am trying to sort my youtube links and you come up it always picks me up, thank you your such a wonderful person keep making videos
AngstromJohnny 4 months ago
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zytigon 4 months ago
@ZOMGitsCriss I have only one question, are these the original Grim brothers stories, with all the macabre?
SergeiFragov 5 months ago
You have 6666 people that like your fb page. You must be really, really, evil ;]
scotchlouis 5 months ago
She is so hot.I would love to see her in porn.
TheShel10 6 months ago
without belief, we would still be in the age of the caveman. Mentally declined Atheists just don't get that.
Muki13 6 months ago
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@Muki13 "without belief, we would still be in the age of the caveman. Mentally declined Atheists just don't get that." Explain.
BiffWhitebread13 5 months ago
@Muki13 You got it wrong, Evolution, The big bang theory, Genetics, Astronomy would all have been taboo if right thinking people(atheists) including many notable theists would not have had the gumption to explore the world properly because "GOD DID IT" would have drowned their appeal for research. Remember Galileo? SMH
kingda117 5 months ago
@kingda117 really I got it wrong, are you brain dead or something, you believe in your science, thats still a fucken belief, Like I said if you don't believe in anything, we will still be in the age of the caveman. And many notable theists, are you freaken kidding me lmao, only 40-45 percent of scientists are Atheists on average, the rest either believe in God or a Higher power. Science without religion, Religion Without science, none would of survived without one another.
Muki13 5 months ago
@Muki13 The best answer for an abusive, ignorant fool is silence.
kingda117 5 months ago
@kingda117 you the fool, so Silence!
Muki13 5 months ago
@kingda117 look it up the church had their own science department Galileo got in trouble because he was bad mouthing the church (the astronomy was just an excuse) look up Copernicus, Kircher etc. as for those apes u claim evolution please name all the missing links to human......there are none there is no direct link to apes all scientists say it must be but cannot prove it there are gaps all over the evolutionary charts and everyone knows it.....the Big Bang don't get me started
isjus4kix 4 months ago
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kingda117 4 months ago
what christians have and atheists don't seem to understand is faith....understand the meaning of the word it means we "overcome doubt to believe" in a higher power.....all atheists have is doubt...People with faith reassess our belief with every breath and through faith revel in God's handiwork and regain ourselves.
isjus4kix 6 months ago
@isjus4kix Great. Good for you. Happy to hear it. Now just keep it to yourself, stay away from my children and their science books and we'll get along just fine.
fdasherv 6 months ago
@isjus4kix Faith is believing something without a good reason to do so. You are welcome to it. If you want someone else to believe something, have reasons for it.. "overcome doubt to believe" means believe a claim no matter how idiotic and absurd it is, ignore your reason and intelligence. As Mark Twain said" "Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
BiffWhitebread13 5 months ago
Mao Stalin Hitler(into the occult so not christian no matter what he had stamped on his union card) not christians biggest murderers in history so being religious is not the end of or beginning of violence and always started by men in power.... if they do not keep a pure AND reasonable AND i REPEAT reasonable check on their intentions and actions power corrupts no matter who they are.
isjus4kix 6 months ago
Umm... That's an ankh, the Egyptian symbol for eternal life. But you probably knew that
Spocktacular96 6 months ago
This girl is so extremely attractive. ^__^
EdgePitSwing 6 months ago 2
@assfaggot tell you what i tell everyone else that preaches to me, Faith is attached to religion, and I have a problem with faith. The problem is faith has no experience and no logic. Give me a focken break, cause at the end of the day in THIS WORLD when you cross the road I know you look both ways!
DaShadowInc 7 months ago
I watched this during breakfast, and now I have to wash soya sauce off my monitor. The scream, the ankh... HILARIOUS!
LannaDru 7 months ago
"They have never been swallowed by a giant fish. I know that. I'm their mother"
ROFLMAO! :)
bizarreabomination 7 months ago
"genocide was mandatory in order to protect God's message of love!!" hahaha, oh I love you, ZOMGitsCriss. :)
Gr3ySp4d3 7 months ago
YOU NEED TO BE BUT TO DEATH.
siamesetwin1 7 months ago
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thatkidevan 7 months ago
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I would like to have sex with you.
Heathensrule 7 months ago
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Jesus LOVES you!!!
ZION82able 8 months ago
Why does she wiggle her head back and forth while trying to make a point. Doesn't she know that she's white?
pmoyer50 8 months ago
CLASSIC! Excellent work, Cristina!!!!
informed111 8 months ago
the adam & eve pic got me rollin' hard! hahah "checkout my legs, yall!" hahahh woow..
Sashabear40 8 months ago 2
LOL because of couse athiests have all the correct answers they have all the facts and can prove them down to the last detail of the big bang they can account for every last molecule and state exactly to the second when life began on earth....LOL
isjus4kix 8 months ago
@isjus4kix We know how to spell. That's a start.
PaleHorseWC2 7 months ago
Relgion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and please don't shove it down my throat or the throats of my children.
JannaBanana552 9 months ago 92
@JannaBanana552 lololol size matters too. the more ppl u have the better
QuestionAll1 9 months ago 2
@JannaBanana552 That is the unfortunate true in this faith obssesed planet.
hinatah89 9 months ago 13
@JannaBanana552 lol is it weird that your comment could be seen as slightly erotic? lol except for the last part, of course.
TMBrd89 9 months ago
@JannaBanana552 Specially if that penis is too small to convince or for anyone to notice its existence. Ah! Ah! Ah!
petion2010 7 months ago
Protect the truth...yeah! Lmao
ReaperWithFangs 10 months ago
lol @ kidz are broken xD
hir013 10 months ago
Haha nice Sarcasm! I started out beliving you were serious.
TheLivirus 10 months ago
I just peed myself laughing. DAMMIT CHRIS <3
AndroBubbles 10 months ago
yoy are trying to compare the christian cross with the egyptian ankh,though, they were used for completely different purposes, thats like comparing the ancient hindu"s swastika, with hitlers swastika, different function different purpose,and not all wars were religious some were for land ,resources and slavery like the american civil war and the british war of the roses, amongst others, but i agree their has been much blood shed in the name of religion unfortunately.
whatsgoingonthen 10 months ago
@whatsgoingonthen
Clearly she used the ankh because it's one of the few religious jewelry we're relatively familiar with that she can use as a parody. Probably the only Religious Jewelry she has.
nagual1992 9 months ago
I love her , I would be an honored if she was my daughter.
adlerbr12 10 months ago
the mithras religion wasnt practiced until the 1st cent to the 4th cent mithras was born of stone from what i can find on this no scriptures remain only underground temples mithras is often depicted slaughtering a bull/now jesus was crucified in 33ad so we can assume christianity started with jesus 1st cent no where in the bible does it mention christmas it quite a modern conception and the only feast of mithras i can find was on the 26 th june summer solstice for mithras
whatsgoingonthen 11 months ago
She must be trolling. I can't believe that she is serious. IT'S INCONCEIVABLE!!!11!!
WTFNOYOU 11 months ago
@WTFNOYOU
And that's why your a moron.
adlerbr12 10 months ago
@adlerbr12 Your insult seems to be nothing more than arbitrary hostility without context and therefore amounts to little more than name calling given that there is little correlation between being sarcastic and being moronic. If you could explain in more detail how you came to your conclusion I may feel bad about myself.
WTFNOYOU 10 months ago
Lol, only 7 children? That's quite a moderate catholic. 15 is about right, that way they can help on the farm AND you'll still have help after a few of them get polio and small pox.
Grendelwasright 11 months ago
So very hawt. That's right, I'm a baaad atheist. Tell me how bad I am. I'm vile. I'm despicable. Spit on me and tell me I'm going to hell. Smack the sin out of me. Ugh. Ty, I'm gonna need a minute alone now. Confession afterwards. :)
rockmcswellin 11 months ago
LMAO @ 0:36 "seven children"
Judicial78 11 months ago
And yes, the cross around her neck was before Christianity and stolen by Christianity and the bible was also a plagiarized version of the Egyptian book of the dead. War makes it very easy to Convert or Kill. And this is how Christianity passed down the stories before it. I think the 21st century Christians call it the Bible. Im not too sure. I think Criss is right with the Fairy tales.
athenascurse 1 year ago
@athenascurse the cross you speak of isnt actually portrayed as a cross in the old egyptian kingdom it can represent a key or the top half t he female form and the bottom half the male form in egyptian the word for it i think is ankh and the egyptian hieroglyphic character for it i think means eternal life and was also used as a symbol of fertility so it was used for a completely different purpose than christianity
whatsgoingonthen 11 months ago
@athenascurse and the egyptian book of the dead has many gods and magic spells and a underwordls where dead soul ended up the duat run by osiris ti could be more akin with greek mythology than the bible though the book of the dead is indeed much older you seem quite anti christian with your remarks
whatsgoingonthen 11 months ago
@whatsgoingonthen Yes, I have that book, and over a thousand other occult and religion books. being aware of how religion was spread through war does not make one anti christian. ask yourself how many wars have we had in the past 5000 yrs?
athenascurse 10 months ago
"Grimm for the win."
:D
Diemedes 1 year ago
Cat litter box, I love it! A well deserved smack in the face to Christian and Muslim fundies.
wrxwagon100 1 year ago
the are no gods ONLY ALLAH. and
prophet Muhammed(pbuh) is his last messenger.
Mancunian786 1 year ago
@Mancunian786 So Allah isn't "the real deal"? I think the word you would have wanted to use, is "but", not "only: )
winterstellar 1 year ago
@winterstellar Explanation: In that context "but" means "except", "other than":)
winterstellar 1 year ago
@Mancunian786 no such thing as a loglcal argument for muslims. lol..
MrShizzleification 1 year ago
@MrShizzleification Oh yeah....I barely thought about that lol....look at them...rofl....
gaylolful 1 year ago
@Mancunian786 can you tolmi whats tha defrent bitwen tha god and allah (smart ass)
iraqzahla 1 year ago
@iraqzahla OOOOOH I CAN! Allah is the arabic word for "god" and it references the exact same god as the Jews and Christians. They are all followers of the god of Abraham hence the term "Abrahamic Religions" and none of them have any idea, do I win a prize?
trippinlikegod 1 year ago
@Mancunian786 You mean the guy who married the 6 year old?
trippinlikegod 1 year ago
Also, don't tell people not to insult you based on your beliefs (or insult just the beliefs (which is still a direct insult to the person)) and then do it yourself. Your message falls short when you're being a hypocrite. Even if you say "I'm doing it to get at the ones pushing and insulting me", you end up being rude to people that did nothing. Oh, it's because you think it's stupid to believe in a god? Well, then cure death rather than bitching about a possible afterlife. Fuck's sake.
SnjperWulf 1 year ago
@SnjperWulf - who are you addressing with this comment?
freakystyley4000 1 year ago
@freakystyley4000 I assume you mean the one that starts out "Also, don't tell people not to insult...." I was talking to her...and I suppose anyone that engages in that behavior.
I'm pretty certain that we're not going to find out anytime soon exactly what this universe is. It's not just the ideals that hinder us. It's how we understand things that seems to hinder us the most. IT only gets us so far.
I'll address the atheist statement you made when I get back.
SnjperWulf 1 year ago
Neither believers (of whatever) nor non-believers (of any religion) can say they know anything FOR SURE. I'm getting tired of hearing cliche terms (especially "fundie", "sky-daddy", and telling atheists they're going to hell) broad generalizations, hypocrisies, automatic condemnation based on ideals, and many more...and this is for both sides. Who the hell in this world truly understands what it is that goes on around us and after we die? Just...fucking shut up. Let death be our answer.
SnjperWulf 1 year ago
@SnjperWulf - I AGREE : Let death be the answer. BUT in the meantime, while we are an intellectual species we should be working on understanding the universe around us. This is something that science promotes and religion hinders.
NO atheist will EVER tell that "we know FOR SURE there is no god". That is NOT our stance, nor is this what Atheism is.
IF however you have ever heard and Atheist say 'there is no god', it IS sort of a quicker way of saying that 'there is no evidence of god'
freakystyley4000 1 year ago
Why don't you tell the absolutely true story about that girl who went into the house, ate some oatmeal, and got mauled by three bears.
Jonstern1983 1 year ago
You'd like to shove it like your gypsy brothers & sisters did?
Wow.
What's that around your neck criss?
Oh ya, it's some sort of athiest symbol.
NOT.
Go back to shaggin your gypsy brothers & cousins.
MrSpin254 1 year ago
Hey, didn't this girl play bass for Rob Zombie once?
freakystyley4000 1 year ago
next vid take of yer clothes.
kikiat2008 1 year ago
lol my children are broken :)
william0999 1 year ago
Ha ha ha! Great video.
Darwin was a Muslim! Lolz.
mastersausagemaker 1 year ago
ohhh I thought you where going to use the Chronicles of Narnia lol
Ralndrath 1 year ago
Yeah, er, this video is stupid.
vrazwer 1 year ago
God's Word trumps your puny opinions...everytime.
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
Your mockery is going to come back to haunt you one day. "Every idle word men shall speak they shall give an account thereof on the day of judgment."
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross
What, just claims and scripture quoting? Lame.
MrNobody47710 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross Aww what a CUTE and CUDDLY and oh so LOVING CHRISTIAN!!! May I pet you? May I rub your belly? Please!?
KendallHartz 1 year ago
@KendallHartz "And God will provide rest for you who are being persecuted and also for us when the Lord Jesus appears from heaven. He will come with his mighty angels, in flaming fire, bringing judgment on those who don't know God and on those who refuse to obey the Good News of our Lord Jesus.
They will be punished with everlasting destruction, forever separated from the Lord and from his glorious power." (2 Thesalonians 1:7-9) Good luck mocker...
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross Good luck to you too cuddly psychopathic weirdo. :D
KendallHartz 1 year ago
@KendallHartz It's easy to mock...while you are still breathing huh? It's when you DIE and stand before God at the judgment that gonna be your problem. Have fun little mocker..your time is coming...
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross
Its easy to threat people aswell.
Turha101 1 year ago
@Turha101 Threaten: verb: (a) to give signs or warnings of. Judgment is a warning to those who take it lightly. Consider yourself threatened...
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross
Even tho i believe in your threat, just as much as i believe that i will get to some paradise after i die, or why not say the easter bunny, i still see it to be wrong to threat people like that.
Now what i want to know is this. Do you think that when theist make these threats, that its the right thing to do?
Turha101 1 year ago
@Turha101 I didn't write the bible, I just preach it. God has warned you time and time again to repent or perish. If you want to die without Christ and die in your sins, no one is going to stop you...
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross
Actually your God has never warned me of anything. All i have heard is people, from different religion, saying that THEIR God is the one true God, and if i dont believe like them, then i will be tortured forever.
And hey if you think that your God has something against me, not accepting something without a good reason for it, and wants to punish me for not trying to guess the right religion.
Do you agree with your God, that i desever to be tortured for not believing?
Turha101 1 year ago
@Turha101 God warns you THROUGH people. He is trying to WARN you to repent of your sins and receive the forgiveness of sins that only Jesus Christ offers you, otherwise, if you reject Him, you are going to die in your sins and end up in hell. God is on YOUR side, He died on that cross FOR YOU. He made a way FOR YOU to be forgiven and go to heaven but it is ONLY through Jesus Christ that any of us will go there. He doesn't want us to end up in hell, that's WHY He died for our sins on the cross
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross
Ye i know the christian mythology, that God sacrificed himself to himself, in order to create a loophole for himself, so that he could brake a rule, that he himself made.
To me it sounds kinda weak, that a allpowerfull being has to rely on PEOPLE to do his work. Especially when all the other 'Gods' do the same.
However you didnt answer my question, which was that do you think that your God is doing the right thing, when he is going to send me to hell for not believing?
Turha101 1 year ago
@Turha101 You have a warped understanding of the gospel of Christ. If you end up in hell, it's because YOU chose not to believe Christ died for your sins and YOU rejected His free offer of eternal life. As you are right now, you are a sinner and God cannot and will not allow sin into His Kingdom. God is Holy and the ONLY way we can become holy is to allow the blood of Christ to wash away our sins by trusting Him as our Lord and Savior. God made a way for you but it's your choice...choose wisely
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross
Sorry but i dont choose what i believe, no matter how hard i try, i can not believe in santa anymore, same thing goes for Jesus. Unless i am provided with evidence, i will not change my view.
If you want we can discuss the whole Jesus story, and what problems i see with it, but would you just answer the question i have asked you a few times now?
If i died right now, acroding to your mythology im going to hell, because i do not believe, do you think i deserve it?
Turha101 1 year ago
@Turha101 We ALL deserve hell because we ALL have sinned against God, but He made a way for us NOT to go to hell and If you want to reject His way, you WILL go to hell, by your own choosing, so yes, you deserve hell and so did I, but I humbled myself and accepted His forgiveness, and I am no longer going.
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross
So your God thinks that because people don't humble before him, they deserve to be tortured forever.
Now the important question is this. Do you agree with your God? Do you also think that because i do not believe like you, that i have commit a such a horrible crime that i deserve to be tortured forever?
And i can already tell you that after reading what you have typed, i would never be able to with all my hearth worship a so horrible God as the one you worship.
Turha101 1 year ago
@Turha101 I never said that because people don't humble before him, they deserve to be tortured forever. You just hear only what you want to hear to try and justify your rejection of your Creator by twisting my words, and if you think God offering to suffer a horrific death of torture on that cross to save YOU from your sins is an horrible God, then you are just as warped as your comments are...
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross
You said that we were both going but then you said this
''but I humbled myself and accepted His forgiveness, and I am no longer going.''
So because you humbled yourself, and accepted his forgivness you are no longer going to hell.
So did i really twist your words? Granted i should have said ''accepted his forgivness'', however i dont really see the whole Jesus story as a story about forgivness, to me it sounds more like insanity.
Oh and you didnt answer my quesiton.
Turha101 1 year ago
@Turha101 Yes, you deserve hell if you reject the Son of God. I told you the truth, now you are without excuse. "He who believes in the Son has everlasting life, and he who does not believe on the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abides on him." (John 3:36)
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross
Im without excuse? So far you have just threated me, i have no reason to believe your threat.
And if you really think that because someone does not believe like you, that they deserve to be tortured forever, then you sir are IMO a immoral person.
I dont see how you can hold a position that because someone does not believe like you, they deserve to be tortured.
I dont think i would ever be able to hold a position / belief like that.
Turha101 1 year ago
@Turha101 - we have no reason to believe your threat.
freakystyley4000 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross - but you aren't exactly living a good HINDU life either are you? What if it is Bramah and the Hindu pantheon that you stand before when you die and not the Gallilean Carpenter and his dad, The Lord Ted Bundy? Whatcha gonna do then theist? Are you going to say to Mr. Bramah "But you didn't give me enough evidence for your existance!" or "But I wasn't born in India!"
Fuckin' sheople.
freakystyley4000 1 year ago
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@freakystyley4000 I'm not a Hindu...
disciplesofthecross 1 year ago
@disciplesofthecross - We don't reject god. How can one reject what due to NO evidence DOES NOT EXIST!!?
If you think that we are actively 'rejecting' Yahweh - the jealous tribal god of desert-wandering Iron Age Jews - then you'll forgive us if we also *ahem!* go out of our way to reject the TENS OF THOUSANDS of other deities throughout human history as well... deities that are equally as absurd as your celestial sky daddy and his kid - and JUST AS NON-EXISTANT though often, LESS psychotic
freakystyley4000 1 year ago
@freakystyley4000 I can list off several inventions and ideas that were dismissed based on lack of evidence for them...then later were made or found to be true. Even you said it doesn't exist because there is no proof. Which means that at least you know that you don't know and can admit that if you did know, you'd let us know.
Thanks, sheople was another cliche term used by mindless followers of something...oh wait..
SnjperWulf 1 year ago
@SnjperWulf - I think I understand what you're saying but bugger me if I can find which comment of mine you are responding to!
I agree... there ARE inventions and ideas that exist BUT weren't or haven't been invented (e.g. certain heavy elements in the periodic table, Da Vinci's helicopter, breaking the atom, etc.)
In theory science knew/knows that these concepts are possible and will be one day existant. Is that what you were getting at?
freakystyley4000 1 year ago
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@SnjperWulf - I think I understand what you're saying but bugger me if I can find which comment of mine you are responding to!
I agree... there ARE inventions and ideas that exist BUT weren't or haven't been invented (e.g. certain heavy elements in the periodic table, Da Vinci's helicopter, breaking the atom, etc.)
In theory science knew/knows that these concepts are possible and will be one day existant. Is that what you were getting at?
freakystyley4000 1 year ago
i like this woman she makes more sense than all the believers do.go on girl.
witchcerridwen 1 year ago
I have watched some of your videos. How come you seem so affected or at least think so much about religion?
In the interest of disclosure, I was raised and still consider my self catholic, however I don't really practice (i.e. go to church every sunday, etc.).
scardoso95 1 year ago
I find this woman to be rude, sarcastic and shrill. Her whole video series seems to say that religious people are stupid, and tries to prove it by acting stupid.
Treefrogs2 1 year ago
Because God can't do it:D
luitzenhietkamp 1 year ago
Eli; Why are you afraid of jail? Won't your imaginary God deliver you from jail, you know, like he did to Paul the Apostle when he was in jail in Syria? Whaty, you aren't familiar with that story? I guess you're not as smart as you think!
xcellken1 1 year ago
Eli's REAL response "Mommy, he wants to hurt me, tell him I have no $ to go to Texas to fight. Tell him I don't wanna go to jail. Mommy, tell him he'll get in trouble if he hits me. Mommy, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
xcellken1 1 year ago
Eli: Is it true the real reason you're afraid of jail is that the last time you were in jail for welfare fraud, you were every other prisoner's butt bitch?
xcellken1 1 year ago
BTW, Assault in Texas is only a misdemeanor. Mo jail time
xcellken1 1 year ago
You don't have to waste $, althought your unemployed loser self HAS none to waste. I WILL COME TO YOU!
xcellken1 1 year ago
Eli-I'm 40, NOT 19. I'm hardly a teenager
xcellken1 1 year ago
Why can I no longer post?
xcellken1 1 year ago
Is that a halo at the top of your cross?
panterguy 1 year ago
After you find me, let me know where we can meet. It doesn't have to be at your home. Then we can "discuss" our differences. But you won't do it, cause you know I will kick your fat, loser ass all the way into next week. And now everyone else knows that you are a pussy. You talk, but you don't want to fight. Typical keyboard warrior. And then you try to change the subject. And the only person who will be looking in the trash is you, cause that's where OI'll put your teeth after I knock them out
xcellken1 1 year ago
Yout talk so tuff when your hiding behind your keyboard, or is that your Moomy's coattail. You remind me of the little pussy puke who hides behind his mommy, and yells at the big kids, secure in the knowledge that the big kids can't get ahold of you. Until recess at school the next day, that is.
Hey Fundy moron. Pull your head outta your ass. I NEVER ASKED FOR YOUR ADDRESS. I told YOU my name, city where I live, and the name of my business, If you want to find me, you can
xcellken1 1 year ago
The IGNORANT BITCH ! Isn't wearing a Christian Cross, HA HA HA that's an Eygptian Anhk. this is a GOOD! EXAMPLE OF WHY SHE IS AN UNEDUCATED, UNINTELLIGENT MOUTHY LITTLE WHORE BITCH! HA HA HA HA
LordEli 1 year ago
@LordEli
It's sarcasm you moron. fix your caps lock key you dipshit. and learn how to interpret satire before you make yourself look even stupider. But then again, you believe in god, so you're already in that category.
Tnig01 1 year ago
@Tnig01 That was certainly not sarcasm fuckwit. and I certainly would not considering anyone whom used "Stupider" as a word to try and insult me. I certainly wouldn't worry about a half wit like yout ryign to gauge my intellect HA HA
LordEli 1 year ago
@LordEli You're talking about the woman I love! If I could find you, I would totally kick you sad, pathetic little pussy ass!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago
@xcellken1 HA HA HA HA! You love an ignorant little filthy slut whore then. I would love to see you try and come kick my ass. cause then we'd see just truely has the pussy ass. and certainly wouldn't be me, that'd be you who curl up in a fetal position begging for mercy. from the wrath of Doom
LordEli 1 year ago
@LordEli Dude, I've been arrestyed before for assault. True story Humble, Texas April 2nd, 1994. Look it up.
I live in HTown, TX. Name the time and place, and I'll be there. You won't.
You're not the first psuuy faggot that I've called out. Somehow, when I ask for a time and place, they all seem to back doen. Just like your pussy ass will do.
Did you watch UFC on Saturday??? I will be BJ Penn, and you will be Matt Hughes!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago
@LordEli Two years ago, I punched my wife beating neighbor in the head. Hit him so hard that I sent his blue tooth flying, and cut my finger in three places. Then he yelled some more, and then backed down and walked away. I was stilla nominal Xian then, so I didn't totally destroy him. Now that I've lost my faith, imagine what I will do to your sorry, pathetic poor excuse of a man ass???!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago
@LordEli I didn't know the Xian thing to do was call a young lady "an ignorant little filthy slut whore". Is that how you taslk to your wife right before you beat her? Tell me yes, cause I love nothing better than beating a wife beater right into the ground!!!
The way you talk, you must hate women. Why is that, was your mommy mean to you as a child??? Did the older girls in your hood take turns kicking your pussy ass???
xcellken1 1 year ago
@xcellken1 You are such a pathetic little insect. It's not Xian, you say it right with respect Christian* and No moron I am not a Christian although they are the ones who've got it right. And this woman in this video is a whore certainly not a ncie girl, she is mouthy, disrespectful and ignorant. That's fucking Ankh she is wearing not a cross. I Would LOVE for you to try and beat me into the ground. a worthless little posing cowardly like you couldn't beat anything into the ground
LordEli 1 year ago
@LordEli Dude, I live in Houston, Texas. My business begins with the name XCell. Its not too hard to find me.
Let me know when you are within several hundred miles of Houston. I will arrange to meet you, and we can discuss our differences face to face. If you aren't willing to do this, then you are a pathetic little pussy loser, and STFU!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago
@xcellken1 I would fucking decimate You with barely any effort. You are as useless as the whore in this video. cry some more for me will ya?
LordEli 1 year ago
@LordEli Why did you capitalize You? Do you hold me on equal footing with God? I know quite a few chicks that do.
If you're atypical fundie, then your wife is most liekly quite fat and ugly. That would explain why you keep watching this video. Then your fundie brain is consumed with guilt because you jacked off while watching ZOMGItsCriss. Then your guilt compels you to call her names. Kinda like Swaggart blaming the hos for his behavior. You are quite sad and pathetic
xcellken1 1 year ago
@xcellken1 You are really lsot in your own bullshit aren't you xcellken, this ignorant bitch veiws you as a stalker, I've seen yourt comments on other videos you are stalking around tyring to get her attention youa re pathetic. No woman veiws you as God, they think you are a fucking ignorant little stalker deal with it. And son all the women, who've ever felt the grace of my presence always never forgot the glory in which they felt. I am not God but I am far closer to one than you will ever be
LordEli 1 year ago
@LordEli Alright you ass lickinh piece of shit. Name the time and place. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. Keyboard warriors like you are so fucking tuff hiding behind the anonimity of your basement. BTW, a Xian bragging about his conquests? Won't that earn you a one way trip to hell. But then you're lying, so its ok. Wait, lying will also get you there.
The only woman that likes you is your fat pathertic mommy. Now off the computer, B4 your mommy sees what you're up to, and grounds you
xcellken1 1 year ago
@LordEli Time and place. mother fucking loser pussy big mouth faggot. Stalking, you're the fat homo that's stalking me, you fat POS. If you don't name the time and place, then everyone on youtube will know that you are nothing more than a big mouth keyboard warrior pussy faggot!!!
Yeah. all your previous conquests love you. Fat pigs usually are grateful for a tumble.
I'm not lost in BS, but you will be lost in blood...your own, as I smash your face into pulp!!!
Fuck U fundie POS!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago
@xcellken1 Oh you keep pretending son, hit a nerve did I? Causwe you and everyone else know it's true are just a stalking for this little whore. and only reason you'd want my address was so you could attempt to stalk me as well. You think anyone with intelligence would type their adress out to an insane little sack of shit like yourself or for all else to see? I think not. Son no one fears you. I just don't need some 2 bit nothing digging around in my garbage cans
LordEli 1 year ago
@LordEli I'm NOT pretending. Call me, I dare you. Let me know when you're close to HTown. I will meet you,and smash your foul mouth self down into the ground. Everyone knows that YOU are the pussy. You know how to find me, yet you keep flinging verbal diarhea on line. You're pretending, I'm FOR REAL. Everyone redaing this knows that YOU are the little pusst afraid of me. So keep typing, cause you're just burying yourself deeper under your own bullshit. PUSSY COWARD
xcellken1 1 year ago
@xcellken1 AH HA HA HA HA... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! You are ridiculous and ignorant you make me laugh. You sure are typing alot of ignorance, Youtube warrior. I really wish you could try and make such an attempt on my life. because honestly you really are in over your own head. And have no clue what sort of individual youa re threatening child. heh heh You just might be walking into the devils playground
LordEli 1 year ago
@LordEli I have EVERY clue what tpe of individual you are: The kinda pussy that is real tuff online, but won't back it up in real life. You know how to contact me. Either accept my challange, or STFU. Everyone reading your BS knows EXACTLY what knida pussy fraidy cat you are,
I HAVE nmade an attempt on your life, but you're too cowardly to respond.
The Devil doesn't exist, so bring it on!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago
@xcellken1 You don't seem to get it do you? You are the type of guy that thinks you are Internet tough. Your internet bluff's do not phase me int he least. and if you truly had the misfortune to get phyiscal with me. You'd end up in a hole early in your life. but I am not going to give a turd like you a second more of a time. you keep crying and trying to impress your INTERNET WHORE! She will never go for you. HA HA HA
LordEli 1 year ago
@LordEli HEY DUMB FUCK BIGGEST MORON IN THE WORLD- It is YOU who is hiding behind the keyboard. I suggested how to contact me, so we can meet in a neutral city face to face. Yet YOU are the gutless coward, shaking in his pink fairy boots, hiding behind his moomy pussy faggot that won't respond. One more time: My name is Ken. I live in Houston, Texas. I own a business named XCell. Now, let your fingers do the walking, and you will reach me. THEN we can meet, and settle it like men!!! Faggot!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago
@LordEli You may not give me a second more of your time, but I'll give you plenty of my time. Lor Eli, after I knock you down, I will rape your fat pig of a wife up th ass, and then put my dick in her mouth, and make her tell me that she likes the taste of her ass on my dick. All the while, you will helplessly watch. There, now wanna respond? Wanna kick my ass? Good, TIME AND PLACE!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago
@xcellken1 All I can say is., HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Typical Atheist extremist. you further prove my point on all your kind. HA HA!