Bill Maher Exit Strategy

[historiadormaluco]

Good one that Redentor joke! hahahaha

[MrCodyLance]

I'm Brazilian and EVERYTHING he said about Brazil IS TRUE.

[fabioemerim]

"Bragging about a fish"  LMAO

[munizrfelipe]

LMAO I'm from Brazil and never thought of that Redentor joke.

[MrConstantine02]

@poopbubu

[JonasMaia94]

I'm brazilian and a fan of Bill Maher. I'm glad he didn't made hard jokes with my country. Just 2 interestig facts: Brazilian woman have a stunning beauty, because here we have a lot more of interracial relationships. And the biggest problem with Brazil, is the same as USA. The politicians.

[ksb78]

@JonasMaia94 if you're glad Maher didn't make any "hard jokes" towards your country, then you're not a real fan.

[alvesrocha]

@JonasMaia94 ow Policarpo Quaresma, posso agora vomitar?

[Rainfish14]

Also Brazil has the majority of Amazons rainforest and sees the largest amount of deforestation in the amazon. Boy am I glad we didn't get her for VP.

[numerrita]

Yeah and in Brazil peole will shoot your for 10 reais... about 5 dollars, and murder you, shoul you refuse to hand in your cell phone.

[rafapazzo]

Liberdade de expressão, é isso q todos devem respeitar! e não sair criticando as opiniões alheia .

[loislays]

we do have great asses, carnaval is the best, men really have balls, and even god likes to go fishing here.

I don't get what's all the fuss about what Bill Maher said; he's freaking hilarious.

[VowerSlash]

And you haven't seen the great asses yet! ;)

[LSMuglia]

Saying good thinks about Brazil wouldn't be funny. He's just making comedy, people!

[rogerpenna]

@LSMuglia

Brazil is as full of idiots as the US. The two countries deserve each other.

[strattfordcrass]

It's amazing to see how bad we are like always. Just see how people get so offended. He should had added that Lula will live the government with a movie about his "greatness".... Brazilian's economy, who cares? We are the most corrupt country ever and regarding our life quality it's the same from 10/15 years ago. You can figure it out on Google, in 15 seconds...

[rafapazzo]

A Brazilian Dictation, Envy kills his''American''and shit. Today you are what they are because of countries like Brazil, you come and take possession of our cities with their companies' Shit that profit in the expense of others. go to shit. Brazil will be the fifth economy in the world in 2016 then I want to see who will laugh first. who laugh last laugh best!

[rogerpenna]

@rafapazzo

Rafa, vai pro inferno com esse teu anti-americanismo. Para de falar asneira.

[rafapazzo]

@rogerpenna Olha só te digo uma coisa, vá a Merda sua Merda! eu nn sou anti-americano, so disse a verdade e se a verdade te encomodo, faze oque!. _|_

[rogerpenna]

@rafapazzo

bohoo, que medo!!! Tu não saberia identificar a verdade se estivesse na tua cara.

[rafapazzo]

@rogerpenna a única coisa q eu saberia é q vc é uma MERDINHA !

[leovramos]

yeah... come one let's make fun of Brasil.... and it is BRASIL with an S!!!!

Will be the 5th economy by 2020 and the sky is not a fucking limit!!!! Let's see who is gonna make fun in 30 years....

[rodrigomuniz]

You need to learn how to laugh at yourself. It's good for everyone.

BTW, I'm brazilian.

[thasveloso]

@rodrigomuniz Agreed.

[alvesrocha]

@leovramos don´t be pathetic... ppl can make fun of EVERYTHING. Your cheap nationalism just fuel your stupid logic. A joke is always a joke.

[rogerpenna]

@leovramos

stop with the nonsense about Brazil being spelled with an S. Do you write New York or Nova Iorque? Toquio, Tokyo or the japanese way of writing it???

England or Inglaterra? Alemanha or Deutschland??

If you are going to be an idiot and demand from gringos to write Brazil with S, then they can demand YOU to write the names of the countries in THEIR languages.

Besides, Brazil WAS written with Z in Brasil itself until around 1920...

[rogerpenna]

@leovramos

stop with the nonsense about Brazil being spelled with an S. Do you write New York or Nova Iorque? Toquio, Tokyo or the japanese way of writing it???

England or Inglaterra? Alemanha or Deutschland??

If you are going to be an idiot and demand from gringos to write Brazil with S, then they can demand YOU to write the names of the countries in THEIR languages.

Besides, Brazil WAS written with Z in Brasil itself until around 1920...

[Chinaazul2008]

kazekoge...Santos Dumonte..He Inveted..The Airplane..Wright Bros..They Don`t invented...the Airplane..us Brasilians..Invented The Airplanes

[chronoman14]

Yeah, sounds like a great place to go anyway!

Yeah, if the economy IS booming there then maybe that's a good place to go to get a job or something!

[Chinaazul2008]

hahahahah

We Rocks

[DmastaPlaya]

LOL...home to 190 million people, each with a great ass. HAHAHA love that part

[suarez976]

hahahahahha. I'm brazilian and I love the real time show, and missed the brazil piece.

[Rexicano]

If Palin becomes President I'm joining the terrorists.

[kcam4724]

Rexicano, just move to Canada. No need for violents.

[Rexicano]

Uh, Maybe you didn't hear; but she didn't get elected.

But thanks for the invite; I'll keep it i mind. But we have a great President now.

[kcam4724]

I know. Good luck with you're new President. I'm in CA now with a friend who lives here.

[StewartBrasil]

i wish i had the change to fuck palin,

she should be in a cheap whore house, not in politics.

[tubehead333]

Nah man, I don't like Palin, but nobody deserves that.

[ThaGoldenStandard]

@Rexicano lmao 

[empbac]

I'm thinking Belize. Beautiful place.

[milenamanadefe]

heheehe My Brazilian Brazil!

[lalas2588]

OUAOUHAUahupAH QUE COMEDIA... Really funny =]

[flughafen7]

Excellent!! I'm waiting for a Exit Strategy "Sunny Mexico" Edition.

[Cabahomi]

Those were nice, funny, healthy jokes about my country. I liked it

[MindOverMatterBjj420]

I hope he does Tokyo, Japan because that is where I'm going!!!

[kcam4724]

It's a great place you should enjoy it :)

[LittleRedMenace]

I'm down for either Italy, Spain or Portugal.

[danieldrehmer]

And they invented the airplane too

[Kazekoge101]

no they didn't, Wright bros. did... right?

[Shoonam]

Depends on what history you read. They develope it at the same time. But a brazilian man called Santos Dumont flew the first air plane in Paris - it wasn't a glide but actual upward flight .

[ahypnos]

Leonardo DaVinci researched manned flight beginning 1486, Otto Lilienthal made repeated successful gliding flights in 1894, Octave Chanute developed the trailblazing design glider in 1896 which was adapted by the Wright fuckers, eh, brothers. Curtiss conducted the first heavier-than-air flight. See, the most important difference between the Wrights and the aviation pioneers is that the real pioneers shared their knowledge. Guess who gladly stole others' ideas but were unwilling to share theirs?

[MrCodyLance]

@danieldrehmer Actually the Wright brothers did it first 2 years ealier

[aidahwedo]

Bra-zil. It's where that the government recognizes that a "guaranteed income" should be a basic human rights issue.