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  • Facts: the more you have ignorance and despair, the more faith grows... 3000 years of debating about fantasious gods and not a single proof, neither logical, that this being exists... 500 million years of animals fighting and starvating and killing each other, if a god exists, is fully responsible for this neverending slaughter...

  • Anybody know that name of the woman laughing at 4:57?

  • "Death isn't always sad."

  • That was great.. I hope Falwell's death was prolonged and painful.

  • God is forgiving no more

  • @SupaEvalastin prove it

  • There's a special place reserved ALWAYS for atheism...Warm and hellish

  • @SupaEvalastin yeah yeah ....

  • Bill MahEr ;)

  • Jerry Falwell! What a douche! A blockbuster charlatan, along with that bitch Anita Bryant... deliberately linking harmless homosexuals with paedophiles - something Falwell 'holy' hum-bug agreed with...

    People actually complemented this horrible little peace of vermin? An insult to reality, an insult to liberty ('Liberty University?') And an insult to America, the country he imagined be served... Read up on The Age of Reason by Thomas Paine, great American, great mind...

  • @Piccadilly1998 actually the homosexual community is also talking about those that target kids. NAMBLA is an organisation that targets children. Their motto of "if they are over 8 its too late" is sickening. There are also activists that are targeting kids as early as 6 years old look up the site justiceplanbook go to the view sample pages tab and look at the rewards for kids to come out, rewards to be transgendered etc.

  • @Piccadilly1998 But I agree Falwell was too judgmental, he needed to show compassion and kindness. I personally do not care what consenting adults do, as it has 0 effect on me, but when kids are involved in the behavioral shaping then I care and speak up.

  • It's dark and hell is hot Atheists

  • @SupaEvalastin Save me a seat, sounds nice! 

  • @SupaEvalastin Just like your god there is no evidence that a hell exists.

  • @max2right Hell does exist, only you call it Planet Earth. The Devil is your Leader. He lives inside the one wearing the funny hat.

  • @futbolangel02 Making unsubstantiated claims is easy. I claim that dogs can fly when no one is watching. Offering evidence for our claims is the hard part.

  • @SupaEvalastin You ignorant naive goon. "Hell".... ha! If you believe in that, then you believe in the tooth fairy too.

  • @SupaEvalastin I only reply to my statement

  • I wonder what it'll be like when Pat Robertson's time comes

  • @Genin99 religion might actually start making sense?

  • I have watched Bill for years and I have to say this is his best bit-spit/laughed coffee out my nose at the "special mass" part. We have some amazing comedians/satirists out there right now-Bill is picking up where my man George Carlin left off. Great video!!!

  • I do not agree with Bill very often but Jerry Falwell was a very poor example of a Christian. We are told to love others, not just the ones we agree with but the ones that we don't agree with as well. I saw Jerry thumping his Bible on Oprah years ago condemning Gays and lesbians, saying they were going to hell. He did not have the authority to say one sin was worse than another. Too many Christians pick and choose what pert to push. It preaches forgiveness and love far more than judgement.

  • @ScientificChristian1 If you base your argumentation on iron age fairy tales then you have *exactly* the authority to condemn gays and lesbians. It's the principle of garbage in, garbage out. Oh and nice attempt at the no true Scotsman fallacy.

  • @TomFynn just so you know I grew up in a very racist,prejudice, anti gay neighborhood. I got my @ss kicked because I stood with anyone that was picked on, for any reason. The thugs in my neighborhood kicked the crap out of me for hanging with minority kids. Sticking up for people with cerebral palsy. So don't lecture me about condemning gays. I never have, I have spent more time condemning Christians concerning the issue rather than the GLBT community. My exception is when kids are targeted.

  • @ScientificChristian1 "very racist,prejudice, anti gay neighborhood." Sounds very Christian. But you do see that sticking up for minorities does not require any argumentation from iron age fairy tales? Which was my point.

  • @TomFynn Had nothing to do with religion. When people are left to their own selves, evil soon follows EVERY TIME. In those fairy tales are prophesies that are specific as to what will happen including the year that the messiah will be killed, 483 years before it happened.

  • @ScientificChristian1 Haha yes it's when people are left to them selves they become evil not when they group together and start violently exponding their opinions as fact. The inquisition, the crusades and most genocides where caused because individuals were left alone?

  • I LOOOOOOVE BILL MAHER !!!!!

    I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE CHRISTIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christians and ALL(!!!) other radicals will burn in hell !!!!!

  • @001Broadway No my friend, that's what we have Hell FOR; you...

  • 1:40 false, the dolphin is not a fish, it's a mammal

  • "launder your hate through the cover of god's will" - awesome quote

  • This is from 2009? This could be from last month.

  • POPE SAILBOAT!!

  • Fallwell is dead!!! Thank Heaven!!!

  • Dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.

  • @marcluc1988 omg thank god someone knows this...I don't mind Bill Maher but he criticized that Americans are stupid and then he called Dolphins fish and even went on to joke that to get closer to one you open a can of tuna T____T come on Bill....

  • LOL "I'm a sailboat?" Aaahahaha!

  • @TheKattttt The Infallable Sailboat? (sounds like a lame catholic superhero) 

  • @JugglerOfWords What?

  • @TheKattttt sorry to confuse you, it is just my opinion that the hat means both "infallable" and "sailboat"...

  • HA! I get it Rush is ful of shit LOLz!!!

  • He is an agent. You can see that his humour is always making comparison where there is no comparison and to the advantage of the NWO.

  • @Ducky888888 seriously man, get real.

  • As a hetero Kevin, I approve this video.

  • @chestypants78 Lol I'm a Hetero Kevin too, and I agree

  • Let the clip run a little longer so we can hear the funny part. Maher should drop the laugh track.

  • Funny stuff!

  • Wow, this is where all the fucktards hang out then.

  • @saladfork8 then why are you here?

  • @doaftheloaf I believe we are spiritual because throughout our history all human civilizations believed in/ had faith in spititual things.

  • @jdh127876 well i don't. where does that leave me?

    they believed in spiritual things because they didn't know any better. they took a bad answer instead of admitting they had no answer when they didn't have a good one.

  • Also brookyn the New Testement clearly defines new rules based on a new promise, after the old promise was fulfilled. One of those changes was that you could work on Sunday if you had to. Something that clearly stayed the same and is written was gay sex is still wrong. Maybe even all sodomy. What Jerry Falwell forgot was it was also written that Jesus/God loves everybody, and we are ALL sinners. LOVE

  • Wrong D3viouz, he is much better. Jerry Falwell hurt millions, and his messages undoubtedly led to hate crimes. Bill Maher is guilty of being TOO logical. He is an atheist and everything he says makes since to an atheist, some even to me, a person who loves Jesus Christ with all his heart. Problem is humans are spiritual not logical. Even Bill Maher lives in faith of HIS believes. However Bill Maher would never force his believes on another.

  • @jdh127876 maher is an atheist. how is not having faith somehow having faith?

    and what proof do you have that we are spiritual? how do you know we survive our own death in any form? there's no evidence that death is not the end of us.

    being too logical is like being too smart or too correct. what's the downside?

  • @doaftheloaf Maher is a JEW! Whether he is an Atheist or not, he thinks like a jew, speaks like a jew, and ACTS like a filthy, zionist, jew!

  • @432ps1 no, but you are a prejudiced jackass, and not worth talking to.

    THIS is exactly the kind of attitude i hate.

  • @doaftheloaf Nice try fucktard. You're just another thick left wing cunt with sloppy gash between your legs. Man the fuck up and grow some stones, you pathetic coward.

  • @432ps1 and you continue to prove me right. we're done.

  • @doaftheloaf Congratulations on both your successful frontal lobotomy and your world record Kool Aid consumption, you pathetic cunt. I'm not done with assholes like you by a long shot.

  • @432ps1 and you guys say libs are hateful way to go asshat

  • what to hell is Bill Maher laundering HIS hatred through-- for that anti-gay guy, whatever asshole he was, for example?

  • @ididete huh?

  • @D3viouz1 I was trying to say -- he is hating on the guy who was a gay hater. No better than him.

  • @ididete oh i see, so the KKK guy that wants to hang blacks is no worse than the civil rights folks who slander the KKK? i get it. odd way of looking at the world but whatever creams your twinkie i suppose.

  • @ididete the difference is, intolerance and bigotry are deserving of hatred, which falwell had in abundance. the love of a human for another human with similar genitalia is not deserving of hatred or condemnation. it's okay to not like some things, like things which harm people. or do you like hitler for shoving the jews in the gas chamber to die?

  • @doaftheloaf don't start me on your zionist bullshit. I am a Serb. Nazis killed 2 million Serbs in World War II and your idiotic Americans still are. I don't think that it's ok to fight hatred with hatred-- Hitler did the same thing. He hated Jews for hating to mingle with other people and share their wealth and connections. Does that make Hitler right? no it doesn't. So don't be a Hitler yourself.

  • @ididete wow, how many things can you assume and be wrong about? i used hitler as an example because what he did is almost universally hated. and it's okay to hate what he did because he harmed millions of people, even aside from the millions he killed.

    that doesn't at all mean that i like war, bigotry, or intolerance. in fact, quite the opposite.

    also, i'm canadian, and atheist. and i don't agree with the american war policies.

  • @doaftheloaf sorry man/lady I am just sick of involving nazism as the very last argument with which a conversation ends. But I never tried to imply that hatred is bad. I tried to imply that hating on someone who is a hater, makes you no better than him/her. Hatred is, whether we want to admit it or not, ALWAYS, or at least frequently, present in many many many things we do. And it's not ok to exclude oneself from that by saying "so and so an idiot is someone abominable".

  • @ididete And Maher is a Zionist Jew!

  • That's Incredible.... Gays should be Religion!

  • Maher sure is an angry little man....I mean clown.

  • "I'm not talking to you!" heh

  • LMAO!!!

  • Who the hell is Mitt Romney?

  • @Raford146 he's one of the MANY mentally retarded Republicans running for president this year lol

  • @Raford146 a dirty cunt very similar to the other republicans

    -Besides Ron Paul :)

  • Dolphin isn't a fish, but a mammal,,,

  • sign up now with the church of humanism and become a preacher of human truths

  • He seems to cringe at his own jokes

  • Homosexuality is not so bad, said Frank half in Earnest. 

  • LMAO!!!

  • I'm a sailboat.

  • It's Maher, not Mahar.

  • ow...my spleen...

  • yes dolphins are mammals and not fish. you know what else... it doesn't matter because it was a joke

  • Dolphins are not fish

  • Bill is awesome! Bible thumpers suck.

  • Aren't dolphins mammals and not fish?

  • @MeCreateAccountxD yup, but its meant to be degrading and humoristic so he said fish, i hope your just sarcastic, because everyone should know that...

  • I like Bill, and he's usually funny, but his delivery when reading off the teleprompter in his monologues is distracting me from the funny. :(

  • Now, isn't that special?

  • Nice spelling. Did not know Bill "Mahar" was middle eastern.

  • what channel is this? public access.

  • @menard98

    One of those elitist hi-brow shows they don't show in trailer parks.

  • @ArtypNk or the projects

  • @menard98 HBO

  • Hilarious! Cutting edge humour.

  • Leviticus 18:22 - "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable." (NIV)

    Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

  • @brooklynchild66 God loves all, if he hated gays, he would not of made them.

  • @brooklynchild66 Leviticus 20:10 If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.

    Good riddance, Newt!

    Exodus 35:2 For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.

    Better jump off that lawn mower!

    Stop using the bible to justify your hatred. Be better than that. Think more.

  • @111redthread There is alot of sht in the bible christians ignore, which never made sense to me. Why follow one part but not the other? Why hate gay people, and yet christian women never cover their head as they are commanded to in the bible?

  • @kungfufreak360 exactly, these fuckers want to pick and choose their commandments to fit an agenda, oh but if you point out some hypocrisy they scream about being "persecuted". Their kind is quickly losing relevance, in my opinion.

  • @111redthread Respect!

  • @111redthread < I'm not religious but bible and other religious texts have some history, proverbs, common sense rules etc. which I respect.

    Adulterers are normally unhygienic and often criminals in other ares of life also - so putting to death is extreme but these people simply do not belong to monogamous groups.

    Yes, go to work for 6 days and pay 65% of your income in taxes to support stupid decisions of lying politicians is an oligarchical set up for the sheeple.

  • @111redthread Well said!

  • @EMPRESS0FIRELAND Not to be such a stickler to grammar. Bill's last name is spelled Maher and in fact it is an 'Epilogue' not a Monologue...

  • @gandillion it's also a monologue

  • feminists just need a big strong man around the house!

    hmm...

    k :3

  • I love maheR

  • TINKY WINKY IS NOT GAY, JUST BECAUSE HE ENJOYS READING PEOPLE MAGAZINE! 

  • Woah. He can read from a teleprompter!

  • @ObjectiveBob yeah, but he also writes his own material

  • @ObjectiveBob

    I bet you are that guy who half way into the movie says "Robert Deniro is not actually a professional bank robber, he's just pretending!"

  • @ArtypNk

    Deniro is a talented actor. Maher is an unfunny jerk with a loud, suck-up audience.

  • @ObjectiveBob You should change your name to SubjectiveBob. Just sayin'.

  • It's Bill MahEr

  • That's M-a-h-e-r.

  • Love it. Shitting fucking insane Christian shit piles need to be laughed at.

  • @NotSoOldHippy

    It's not that funny, they don't know any better. 

  • Love your show Bill

  • It's hard to believe this joker has an audience.

  • @crusaderforever it's even harder to believe, god that even bigger joke has an audience.

  • @crusaderforever You are the joker not Bill Maher. You are probably a jesus freak anyway, a religious sicko. Get off the tube.

  • @effnpee

    What is Maher, if not a jester? Not a very entertaining jester either.

  • @effnpee I take my words back, I apologize for directing this kind of language to a complete stranger. You are entitled to your opinion and I will defend your right to say whatever you want to say. I don't normally play the Youtube game. I got carried away. I do like Bill Maher even though he's full of it, I find him entertaining, briefly of course.

  • @effnpee Whose freak are you?

  • @ScientificChristian1 What do you mean?

  • @effnpee Everybody follows someone. the reason someone is called a Jesus freak is because they follow Jesus. For example a lot of atheists look up top dawkins so maybe they are Dawkins freaks.

  • @ScientificChristian1 Your name is an oxymoron. You however, are just a moron.

  • @pMaher96 not at all I associate with some of the best scientific minds in the world and most are Christian. Of the 3000 people I know from at or around Fermilab 85% are christian,10% other religion and about 5% atheist and agnostic. The more scientists learn the closer they get to God. Unless they are on a witch hunt to prove an agenda and are blinded by zeal.

  • @ScientificChristian1 "Of the 3000 people I know from at or around" That is called lying for Jesus. Furthermore, whatever people say to you, they are most likely not Christians. They just say that to get you out of their hair.

  • @TomFynn I am not at all lying.My college astronomy teacher worked at fermilab and introduced me to an organization within the facility of about 3000 people. These were the top Physicists, Chemists, Astronomers, Quantum Theorists etc. I do not know all personally but have gone to meetings in an auditorium where I met a lot of them. Many were atheists but have turned to Intelligent Design because of the flaws in evolution, and how it contradicts all other sciences.

  • @ScientificChristian1, There are plenty of scientists who have retained some of the religious beliefs they were raised with as children. Its hard to shed beliefs you are indoctrinated into as a child, especially when you have sentimental attachments to them. Still, many more scientists have done just that, having learned how poorly most religious claims are supported by evidence (something scientists are trained to value).

  • @gim10003 Of he scientists I am talking about virtually all bought into evolution. As they realized that it contradicts all other science without direction from an intelligent designer . Even Dawkins believes in aliens that created life on earth, because the scientific laws lead you to the fact that there is a creator. The more we learn the closer we get to the mind of God.

  • @ScientificChristian1 So not only do you not work at FermiLab but also you do not know all 3000 people personally, but you *do* know the 85% of them are Christians? Yes, that is called lying for Jesus. As it is for the long debunked bullcrap about Dawkins believing in aliens: richarddawkins . net / articles / 2394. Fucking inform yourself.

    "The more we learn the closer we get to the mind of God." No. We don't: watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo

  • @TomFynn if you read I call them associates, a work associate is someone that you may run into but not have to know personally. As far as the stats that is from a survey from among us. As far as dawkins He said that. I saw the interview on you tube. In fact I believe dawkins was repeating something that hawking said. Why don't you look up micro evolution and how it was debunked by scientists in the 1970s. So they came up with macro evolution expecting big changes at one time but no fossil

  • @ScientificChristian1 Associate...sorry no, going to public lectures does not qualify the people at FermiLab as your associates, so cut the ""among us. Plus, stats are lies.

    "I saw the interview on you tube" Link or it didn't happen.

    Ah micro evolution. The made-up bullcrap distinction between micro and macro evolution has bee a staple of creationists. As for your "debunking", look up the experiments of R. Lenski on E. coli, who observed evolution in the lab.

  • @TomFynn he witnessed adaptation, not evolution. it was still e coli. every virus does this. but can you point to a time where beings had no cardio vascular system. Then miraculousely by random chance, A heart, lungs, Brain, veins, arteries, kidneys all evolved at once in working condition or the animal dies, then start all over again. how absurd. Adaptation happens but only within the constraints of the species.

  • @ScientificChristian1 "he witnessed adaptation, not evolution." I knew it, you have no idea what evolution actually is do you? And that "species" is not some unchanging platonic ideal, but an artificial concept with arbitrarily defined borders?

  • @TomFynn many of the 3000 are friends and colleagues but I said associates because most are just that. Grow up dude

  • @ScientificChristian1 "Associates" are people you are in a professional connection with. Going to public lectures and chatting up people later does not count.

  • @TomFynn cont. showed evidence of this. Evolution is a witch hunt to disprove the necessity of God and it is bad science. At fermilab and Cern they have been looking for the God Particle the Higgs Boson because they know that right now it is impossible to explain how such a complex system happened by chance, when explaining particle science. Do some research before you tell people to do the same. Most new atheists are young know it alls that know nothing about science or how it works.

  • @ScientificChristian1 "Evolution is a witch hunt to disprove the necessity of God and it is bad science." Ah, bullshit.

    You do know that the Higgs particle has nothing to do whatsoever with evolution. Or God? That in point of fact it started life as the "goddamn particle"?

    Hint: If you actually do go to public lectures at FermiLab at least try to understand what is actually said.

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  • @ScientificChristian1 The Higgs boson is about finding a particle that, by being exchanged between other particles, gives them mass, in accordance with Feynman's dictum that all matter is interaction. And it has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with chemistry. So far the level of confidence at the LHC is 3 sigma. Next year they gonna measure on and, provided their results are reproducible, will reach 5 sigma. At which point they will say Eureka.

  • @TomFynn I know exactly what the Higgs Boson is supposed to be. It is about how absurdly complex molecular science is to happen by accident. So they figure that there must be a particle that makes it all much simpler. How is that for an explanation? Of course they have been looking for almost 4 decades now. While they have not found it they have cornered where it must be:) That is a witch hunt.

  • @ScientificChristian1 How often do I have to drill this into you severely retarded head: The rules of molecular chemistry stand on their own. They are in no way contingent on the Higgs boson. No are the mechanics of evolution. Which furthermore are not, repeat not, based on accident. Fucking inform yourself.

    "That is a witch hunt." Stop with the bullshit already, will you?

  • @TomFynn Natural selection is a system based on elimination of the weak and random chance accidents, called mutations. There is not a mysterious force controlling this so it is by accident. Your argument is with physicists that believe the molecular model is too complex to happen by accident, which is why they are looking for the Higgs Boson. I agree it works perfectly like it was designed that way, wow. Even when you agree you are too blind to realize it.

  • @ScientificChristian1 Natural selection is about the probability of propagation of genes averaged over the whole population by producing more offspring, where the probability is directly linked to the environment. "Weak" does not come into it. Otherwise there would only be elephants. Told you, you don't know shit.

    "the molecular model" You mean The Standard Model? Which again, has nothing to do with chemistry?

  • @TomFynn natural selection weeds out the weak. Example is usually a sick animal that cannot keep up with the herd, so that is the one that gets eaten and does not pass on genes. As far as the atomic model it is physics not chemistry someone else called it chemistry I called it physics. I know more about science than you ever will I have 2 degrees engineering and management and going for a third in physics. perhaps you need to read something a little more advanced than a High shcool text book

  • @ScientificChristian1 Natural selection will effect over time - on average - the disappearance of those less adapted. Weakness has nothing to do with it.

  • @TomFynn can you explain why animals have not come up with a defense against humans? BBC just reported last month in an article for evolution that we do not see any defense mechanisms in other animals. Since they could not figure out why they do not see evolution they created a false reason. Rather than to accept a creator they changed the facts made up a story and think that it must be true. That is tainting the evidence to meet an agenda, or point of view. It is called wonder monkey

  • @ScientificChristian1 If you know that much about science, then you certainly know why the homogeneity of the CMB points to inflation? What remanent magnetization has to do with plate tectonics? Why the magnitude of type Ia supernovae demonstrates the presence of dark energy? Why main sequence stars have negative heat capacity? Why symmetries are liked to conservation of quantities?

  • @TomFynn Actually you can learn some of this stuff for free at your local library, or online at some universities. Dark matter is still a theory, but backed with some evidence. How about this why do the protons in a nucleus not fly away from each other?

  • @ScientificChristian1 So you do not know the answers to my questions. BTW the protons do not "fly" away, since at short range the strong force, the long range tail of the quark-quark-interaction, is stronger than the Coulomb repulsion.

    "why animals have not come up with a defense against humans" Stop making up bullshit. Oh, and citation needed.

  • @TomFynn as far as your questions yes the theories are nice but they are just that theories. The BBC thing is a real article look it up. go to google and look up BBC and wonder monkey there you will see the assumptions based on wrong thinking. Do you know what the 2nd law of thermodynamics states.

  • @ScientificChristian1 The answer to my questions - which you do no know - are not *just* theories. Fucking inform yourself what a theory *is*.

    There are thousands of BBC "thing"s. Link or it didn't happen.

    2nd Law: dS\geq 0 with S=k\log W=-k\sum\rho_i\log\rho_i (\sum\rho_i=1) for isolated systems.