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  • lol i never watched it yet so don't spoil it

  • "G.I. Joe Retaliation" is coming out this year. COBRA IS ON THE RISE!!! Cobra didn't fall at all. The Baroness won't be in it, but Cobra Commander will be in it (played by another actor).

    COBRA IS ON THE RISE!!! 

  • This review is honest and I respect it. This guy was a fan of the old show and this movie did not honor that franchise so i see where he is coming from.

  • Thats funny. Bro you cracked me up

  • i said dis movie fuken sukkkss out loud too

  • i jst got back from seeing gi joe....... and all i have to say....is that to do dis review ........ima have to open up a beer...................dis movie fuken sukked!!!!funny part

  • this movie f@%#^$*g sucked

  • lmao yup i feel the same way dude 

  • WOW, u shouldve been negative like this when u did ur review on DBE. it seems u didnt watch the whole movie cuz u just complain about the ending. Its called THE RISE OF COBRA, not THE ALREADY ESTABLISHED COBRA. The movie showed the rise of cobra. This movie was ok. if any1 would like id gladly do a video review of it, just lemme know.there were so many things to complain on GI JOE- The Rise Of Cobra.

  • @Timbre79 yeah, but that's still no excuse for the fact that cobra rose up in the last FIVE MINUTES in the god damn movie, and twenty seconds after they rose up, they fall back down on their asses and get captured! F**K!!!

  • I thought it was a very great movie.

  • Co-sign...

  • Totally agree with everything you said from start to finished

  • G.I J.oe Had Good Action Scenes But The Story Made Me Sick!!

  • I do personally think that the "Idea" of the acceleration suits and they looked cool, but the CG was screwed up. Cobra Commander disappointed me greatly...

  • LMAO THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS FUNNY!!!

  • This was a reboot of the series ok dude infact the studio changed the story alot infact she was going to stay bad.The film was great it rocked to me and the sequel will rock.I will say this that this was to explain before he became destro let me say that cobra did rise see you are one of those people who takes the title series.The drape mask was kkk and let me say now that this had a deep story let me say again that commander changes it to cobra notice the story.

  • this movie had too much ACTION!!

    too over Action!

  • AMEN Agree with you it fuckin sucked!!!!!!!

  • man that movie was a discrace my mom can make a better movie then that lol

  • succckkkkkkkkkkkkkkked

  • 7:58 from there funny as hell

  • wait wait? is this the guy who suppourts Dragonball Evolution?

    C'MON YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER IF YOU SUPPOURTED DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION SO MUCH, DBE BEING AN INSULT TO THE SERIES AND HAD SO MANY PLOT HOLES AND BAD MOVIE OVERALL.

    I don't care about GI Joe, but I can't beleive you talk bad about this movie but you talk good about DBE, FUCKING SUCK FAT ASS.

  • lol i feel you. constructively speaking, he seems hypocritical compared to DBE when it comes to movie integrity :/ but oh well, it's his opinion...

  • WTH R U TALKIN ABOUT

  • kinda late to answer my post lol it's been what? a month?

    anyways, what I'm talking about? go watch his dragonball evolution suppourt shit.

    He is a mediocre critic.

    How can he even talk bad about GI JOE (not I care about this movie) WHEN he talks good and suppourts 100% to the shittiest movie of all time DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION.

    He sees ALL the errors of GI JOE, but DBE which was FULL of plothole he denys it,meaning he is just stupid mediocre critic wanna be.

  • i just dont like payin almost ten dollars to go to a fuckin movie, i can wait till dvd.

  • that movie blows!!!!

  • the movie fuckin sucked!!

    thanks for ruining the name GI JOE!!

    nothin like using the name to make money and producing a ridiculously stupid movie!!

  • go take a shower, and try to rub off all that 'nerd' and 'geek' off ur body.

    then go watch the movie again, without saying "MWAN THAT DOES NUT HAPPENZAZZZZZZ!!!!"

    u will like it. kk nerd? k

  • sounds like someone had a bad day school? is that what they call you daily? lol if you werent 11 years old youd know the movie should of ben swallowed just like you.

  • "someone had a bad day school"?

    At least my "11 year old" self went to school enough to laugh at your incompetence. ahaha

    this movie was good, nerds like you are laughable. peace.

    I didn't want to take too much of your time since it's late and you and your right hand need some alone time with comic books tonight. rofl

  • Yeah, but I'd rather get laid by a Nerd than a douche like you.

  • nerds attract nerds, hot douches attract hot douches

    go have sex and make an ugly baby with him

  • this movie sucked!!! suckeedddddddd!!!

  • k nerd

    if it sucked that much

    put it on ur ipod and hold it close to ur dick,

    cause that's as close to getting ur dick sucked as a fag can get, aside from with ur boyfriend ofcourse

  • internet tough guy are we? haha guess you need somewhere to go and vent but.. it dont change the fact this movie SUCKED!!!

  • SUCKEEEEDDD!! ROFL

  • nerd

  • pussy that liked gi joe. ROFL.

  • my fault i really am gay for liking an action packed summer flick.

    What's the 'cool' croud into nowadays? twilight? pokemon?

    not that you would know reguardless, roooooooooofl

  • Man, it's called a oppinion. If the guy does'nt like the movie then he does'nt like the movie. By the way using nerd as a insult in every one of your posts gets a little redundant. Nothings wrong with being a nerd.

  • oh ok nerd

  • How original, also what do you consider nerdy? I mean i know you probably some jerk mainstream high school kid who plays football. Is that what i need to be to get your approval.

  • I have some friends who don't play sports at all, but at least they're chill. Comin online and raggin on a movie just cause it isn't detail to detail with whatever it's based on is just dumb. Movies are meant to be entertaining. This movie entertained me. I'm glad i am not a dumbass nerd who wines about shit not being perfect. Otherwise i'da waisted my money for nothing too.

  • Coming online and "raggin" on a guy "raggin" on a movie is OK then? the guy just had a opinion on the film. i myself didn't hate the film because it wasn't perfect. i disliked it because it wasn't very good. calling someone names because they complained about things isn't very mature. just try and relax man and not take things so seriously.

  • it was good but then that's your opion.

  • right... you aren't a hardcore fan...

  • guess its shit then will save my money .go watch district 9 thats fukin ace!!!

  • They did that with destro and the actual cobra at the end is because they want to make a second movie.

  • whoever didnt see the movie leading to a sequel is retarded it's so obvious

  • Why arent there any good movies this year.

  • ummmm Star Trek and Crank High Voltage?

  • what about Up, harry potter and star trek I heard they were good movies

  • It was a good action flick :)

  • and transformers 2 was a pretty damn good movie man. and as for these shitty movies anymore what can you expect man. terminator salvvation was the best movie this summer

  • Transformers 2 was horrible what are you talking about. And thats a lame excuse to make..movies always have a potential to be good its crappy writing that effects it first. Some people blame the writer's strike of 2007/08 but I dunno...

  • well how was it horrible. it had action, a nice plot, and overall a pretty damn good movie. yeah some things were corny like the robot humping megan fox leg but comeone overall it made sense. and the end were optimus and jetfire combine, id give it an 8.5/10

  • C'mon man the movie was trash. If you liked it fine but it's not the first time a person's liked a horrible movie. Just admit it. There are way too many things to list that were wrong with it to put in this post.

  • well i liked the movie and i wasnt about to see it cause everyones like oh this sucks. and dragonball evolution was a horrible movie, street fighter movie was horrible. transformers wasnt horrible. some of my friends are big transformers fan form way back in the day and they enjoyed this movie. ppl need to quit comparing movies, especially to the dark knight.

  • The only reason people keep comparing these movies to Dark Knight is because Dark Knight like Iron Man, is an example of taking various bits of source material and infusing them into a new story that raises the bar on movie adaptations in terms of quality. Watchmen. 300 & Sin City raised the bar in terms of accurate adaptations.

    Prior to these, HW has a histroy of trying to 'reinvent the wheel' or 'try to fix what was never broken' due to abuse of creative license and ego.

  • damn man it was that bad

  • i thought it was a slick action movie. do you mind if i put my review as a response?

  • what i found the most stupid in the film was tht the nano byte people soldier men looked like Rios and Salem from army of two

  • Thanks for the warning, I won't waste my money. I figured not to take my chances after seeing Revenge of the Fallen.

  • Well, it's in ok movie

  • the movie was ok for the most part, im not very familiar with the whole GI joe toyline of stori'es or source material, but overrall i enjoyed this film more than i enjoyed transformers 2 and terminator salvation, but for me it wasnt the best summer film at all.

  • i dnt get it. why would you have to open a beer to talk about the movie?? do u mean that u need to get drunk first cos gettin drunk on a feww gulps pf beer makes u a wuss.

  • I seen the movie today. And yes, I never watched the original animated series. I gotta say .. it was a very enjoyable movie!!

    I don't think I understand ur disliking it the way you do.

    Ofcourse it aint true to the animated series.. they made the evil bitch 'good'... yeah true.. so what? You're lookin at it and comparin to the animated series.. But you didn't do that with DBE. GI Joe was totaly better than DBE. No offense.. you can like DBE. But atleast give GI Joe the same chance! Enjoyable!

  • I don't know man...it seems like all of your complaints are on things that generally happen with movie adaptations, such as combining characters, changing relationships so that the characters connect better, etc. These things have to happen so that the movie isn't nine hours long, and so that the audience gets to see that problem- climax-solution formula that we're ALL used to. And you accepted most of the DBE appearance changes, why not the one's for this movie?

  • It's funny how only non fans like the movie,but neo fans dislike the movie.

  • i don't know if i should believe you man...you said dragonball evoution was good so ..yeah i dont trust what you say...

  • nothing to do with the story, effects and action rulz!

  • I´m not a G.I joe fan but i actually like the movie...is not the best movie ever but it was fun to watch!......fan´s most not expect to much from movies of comics or some animated series because they´ll let u down every time so don´t expect much from those kind of movies; as I expected from DBZ that it was a peace of crap!!

  • Tomjack281... he is a fun of dbz. thats y he said it was good. he did say that it had bad shit about DBE

  • ...this is the same guy that said dbe was good. how can I trust him?

  • the hood looked too ..KKK

  • you can blame the politically correct for cobras costume they said if he wore a hood he looked too much like a clan member and his helmet looked toomuch like a nazi !!! lol i agree about the baroness. In old gi joe they had jet packs laser guns and all sorts of ridiculous weapons just so ya know.

  • I'm not a hard-core GIJoe fan, but I actually liked it. Even though I never seen the show or read the comics.

  • you hate what everyone likes and likes what everyone thinks is stupid - the movie was good especially for action buffs

  • OK thank god i watched this movie and i know that it wasnt as bad as you say it was.

  • Wow, just what I expected from you Stormsink. Could have been just like the cartoon. Ever watch the cartoon? Was so corny and funny. It's based on toys and a cartoon. Do you really think this was going to be an oscar worthy movie. Come onnnnnn.

  • Actually, it's based on a comic book wich came out before the toys and the cartoon, and it wasn't very faithful to the material.

  • i liked the movie it was pretty good i kno they didn't stick to the original story but hey what movie does these days.

  • Yeah it wasn't the greatest movie in the world and it sure wasn't epic. But it was a fun little movie to watch. The background story of Cobra Commander was dumb, but hey whatever. Minor thing to scoff at.

  • sorry but i have to say its a epic movie

  • cool reveiw hey man check out my thoughts on the movie its my first video lol

  • hes pissed

  • Watch it thought it was very good

    Action Packed

    In a lot ways a live action cartoon in every sense.

  • its the same thing with revenge of the fallen...they barely got revenge i mean in the end megatron lost anyway

  • WHAHHAHA i knew G.I.Joe was going to suck i just knew it but i still need to see it for my self

  • The 1st thing I wish was done differently was making Baroness remain an actually villian without the mind control. 2nd I wish they didnt tie Cobra Commander, Duke, and Baroness together like they did. 3rd Cobra Commander's mask shouldnt look so over-detailed - it looked tore up. I still thought the movie was pretty good though. Then again, i dont know GI Joe like I know Transformers. Transformers 1 and 2 pissed me off, because I grew up on Transformers, and Bay straight twisted everything!!!

  • I dont even have to watch it to know it sucked

  • Storsink, praising dbe was the worst mistake you ever made on yt. now no one is ever gonna let you hear the end of that shit. but seriouly dude. do you like any movies besides dbe ?

  • he likes twilght but hey its his opinion

  • i liked the movie ..the sequl will be easy zartha will make baroness evil agin and then they will free cobra nd desporo na build cobra agin

  • Gi Joe suked

  • it was ok..i didnt like the end though

  • i liked the movie personally i think that marlon wayans did a great job playing ripcord. The only problem that i had with the movie was at the end where they relied too much on special effects and cobras mask looked dumb. Other than that i thought it was good. Plus Zartan was just funny whistling he a jolly good fellow.

  • i was expecting to see alot of familiar joes like stalker gun ho snow job doc instead u see some joes that u never heard of! yea they kinda fucke it up!

  • lolololol "G I NOOO"

  • HAHAH you are comparing the movie on the tv series and or comics but yet you gave DBE a good review!!! Plus you dont see where the sequel is going its not hard to see that barroness is going to be taken back over to cobra with the nanomites. But this movie was 1000 times better than DBE at least the characters looked like the characters at least all the main joes and cobras were in the movie!!

  • LMAO this is the best review only dumb fuks think this flick is good.

  • Marlyn waynes character was racist as fuck

  • how was he racists?

  • how was marlyn waynes racist. I think your the racist one.

  • Finally a review that is not a commercial!

    Subscribed.

  • Rise of Cobra my ass. Cobra didnt do shit in the movie. Cobra Commander and Destro was locked up at the end of the movie. Cobra Commander should of had the hooded mask instead of some metal vagina on his face.

  • @Bloodsport1 Sequel, Cobra Commander's in it, Silver Mask.

    COBRA'S ON THE RISE!!!

  • horribble movie cheesy andbad when i saw the commercial it lokked awsome then i walk into the thaeter and aftrlike a half hour im like WHAT THE FUCK very bad movie

  • it's like he has shorty term memory loss, he likes dbe, then he bashes it, than he supports it, then bashes it again, he hated transformers one, but liked the second (wich makes no sense since it's the exact same formula) but then he bashes ROTF by saying it blew ass in one of his videos. really it's like he cant hold on to an opinion for more than a week.

  • I've heard mixed reviews about this movie. It seems to be a movie that you either like or hate.

  • wtf!? transformers 2 kicked ass

  • Dude you don't know any thing about G.I. Joe do. You don't know what the hell your talking about.

  • idk alot of people said it sucked and the other half said it was alright. So i might just have to see it for myself.

  • I gave it 4 out of 5 cause of the missing materials you've mentioned.

    It was overall good.

  • i thought it was pretty good

  • " JI NO " AMEN!!! Everything, literally everything u said I agree! The only thing I add is to take a brit and make him force his accent was insulting to him as well to us. C. Eccleston IS a good actor... Until Hollywood got their nasty little hands on him.

  • Ok; Stormsink; i dont want to strike you're review down dude; But making there making a sequil to the movie dude; That's why cobra was brought up at the end; so that's why is called the rise of cobra O.o

    I'm going to see the movie and i think it;s going to be good

  • Personally, I have low hopes for G.I Joe. As bad as Dragon Ball Evolution was, I think it was one of the better movies to be released this year. Wolverine was horrid, and dare I say, Transformers 2 disappointed me to no end, which I find to be a great shame because I really enjoyed the first live-action movie.

  • G.I. Joe great action movie

    DBE entertaining but it is a bad movie

    Transformers 2 to me was the most entertaining movie ive seen this year hell maybe in the last 5 years in my opinion. How come you dont like it? just wondering and also you have any idea when you have more reviews?

  • Something about TF2 just didnt sit well with me. At the time I couldnt figure out exactly what it was, but after thinking about it, it hit me. There's way too much action going on, almost to the point where the story seems to take a backseat. Characters are introduced mostly for the sake of it (Not saying it wasnt good to see them, but yeah). Also, a lot of the humor wasnt all that funny (Sam's mum spilling about his son deflowering himself made me wince).

  • Oops, meant to say "her", not "his", lol

    As for my reviews, I've spent the last couple weeks steadily compiling another game review. Hopefully I'll have it up soon. I'm also planning to see G.I Joe this weekend and am going to review that as well :)

  • Great looking foward to them

  • Ah I see to me the movie does have story but in all honesty its meant to only entertain im glad you didn't bash the shit out of it like some critics out there,humor was funny to me but well its me not you lol Im just a big action movie fan, BUT i think ppl are just enamored with the action so much that they didnt see a story there but again thats me,to me it was very entertaining.

    Unlike X-men origins which is the spiderman 3 of this year (at least it had a good last fight) unlike S-man 3.

  • Nah, I wouldnt outright bash TF2 cause it did have some good moments. The action scenes were relatively well done and I literally applauded when I saw Optimus Prime finally kicking some ass. Also, how they got Tony "Candyman" Todd to voice The Fallen, I'll never know lol.

  • I so agree with this

  • hollywood think that putting $200 million of cgi in a movie is gonna make it awesome. some people dont know any better, but smart people like you know a stupid movie when you see one. iron man, dark knight wasnt filled with cgi but it had story, character development, and substance something this movie doesnt

  • it was way better than Dragon Ball Evolution way way better.

  • me taking a shit in HD is better then dbe

  • Amen true

  • I agree.

  • hahaha i thought he was gonnah say this movie rocked, because he toasted a beer, then.... sucked! hahaha

  • okay okay lets settle things right here and now........if your a true gi joe fan then yes the movie sucked......if your just another regular person who wanted to watch something good then yes it will be ok......Im going to make an example our of my friend who has no clue on transformers for example......storyline, origin etc. and he couldnt name me one fukin autobot or decepticon ( didn really know the difference) except bumblebee.......so if your like him then please stfu and watch the review

  • u got the worst taste in movies ever since u said u liked dbe u hated every better movie than that

    transformers 2 is the best movie of the year i havent seen gi joe n dont plan on seein it

    but how r u gonna bash all these movies that were way better than dbe but justify dbe

    stop doin these movie reviews man cuz ur fuckin up ur audience for real

  • dude, u dont got a single good vid, so i suggest u stfu. sorry, but. i saw ur channel, and ur friends with stormsink. are u retarded? ur friends with him, and u sent him this awful comment. hes got way more video views than u. ur highest is like, 900. stormsinks is about 24,000.

  • yea n ur friends wit me too n a subscriber of mine so u should really think b4 u say somethin ur self n i have 40 fuckin subscribers n dont take youtube seriously

    i only started doin videos bcz i stopped smokin weed dumbshit maybe u should watch those videos i made n do ur research

    n ill admit their not so great at all

    but i dont claim that neither

    besides this is the internet i can say w/e i want jus like u can

    and as a GOOD FRIEND should

    tell ur friend ur honest opinion

    but idk the fuckin guy

  • Hey it's a simple answer you like transformers he doesn't you hate dbe he loves it. Don't hate on people for their opinion

  • Um...Cobra didn't fall dude just because they were in jail, the movie ended on a cliff-hanger after its rise, which leaves the audience wondering whats going to happen next. The Sequel HAS been confirmed, so don't get so mad that they didn't show eneough of the bad guys when the point of this movie was just introducing them for the sequel.

  • i completely disagree with u stormsink i thought this was a really good popcorn movie

    the changes that they made from da cartoon to da movie werent all that bad( nowhere near as bad as dragonball evolution changes )

    a acting wasnt that bad ( nowhere near as bad as dragonball evolution acting )

    da cgi was nowhere near as bad as DBE cgi

    this movie was in every way better than dragonball evolution and im really starting to get pissed off that u defend SHIT liike DBE n bash on this

  • im goin to have to disagree with you on this one, this movie was badass. Horrible review by far, im gonna ask for a retake on your review of GI Joe

  • god, this is an awful review, much like , x-men origin's wolverine, the star wars pre trilogy, it's setup for the sequel my guess is they brainwash baroness to be evil again in the second film, stormsink this review is one of your worst. and I hate to say this but your standards for what makes a movie good or bad and your rating system make no sense. and really what's more important, the character and personality, or the clothes there wearing!? give me a fuckin' break.

  • OMG... =O it looks like it was going to be great... hahaha but ill still go see it just to see was up!

  • I wished I was older, so I could drink beer,

  • thats hollywood for u

  • stormsink the king of lammers and shit YT actor's, he likes dbe bahahahaha say no more, want some shit

  • great review. I totally agree that this gi joe movies sucks.

  • This movie was awesome,interesting review.

  • i never expected dragonball evolution to be that bad .... it was beyond bad..... they really should of spent more time on it

  • true so true

  • man, the movie sucked so bad storm had to bust open a brewsky and no intro vid. man.

  • I'm defo gonna see this movie! I didn't want to watch most of it (I don't want spoilers) but I've been wanting to see a really bad movie for ages and this'll give me a chance :D.

  • i never watched the cartoon and i thought this was a grade A action movie....i know everyone has theyre own opinions but if you thought this was better than DBE than you have a very strange taste

  • Hell, ANYTHING is better than Dragingballs D-evolution.

  • It was better than that piece of shit Dragonball Evolution.

    It was also better than SHITformers 2.

  • true while i was watching it i was thinking the same thing

  • Just got back from watching it today it was a good movie but not as great as I thought it would be after watching the trailer the only things i like were the samurai/ninja charcters because thoughs type of stuff appeal to me I really like Snake eyes and storm shadow the excelleration suites were cool Im not a fan of GI Joe so i wouldn't know if they were init or not. Also I prefer Transformers 2 to GI Joe Transformers was a awesome movie!

  • I liked the movie. It's a fun movie with explosions. It's meant to let your mind fly and let reality go. Nothing wrong with dumb movies. :P

  • did u like the last scene with the president?

  • i agree the movie sucked balls

  • did u like snake eyes

  • Your a miserable fat fuck. You don't like anything. I tink someone one needs to get laid.

  • I'm married dumb shit and I "THINK" you need to learn to spell.

  • powned

  • hey man would it be cool to do a review on the inspector gadget movie PLEASE!

  • yeah that person is you....wait, you cant get laid because what kinda gay ass would fucking get you laid, probably your own mom or something. dont like stormsink, then dont fucking watch his video you fucking no life

  • Suck my dick. What are you his fucking boyfriend. Your probably a fat nerd too.

  • oh yeah your gay and you would want me to but no bitch, im not gay like your gay ass! im a fan of stormsink and i like his videos along with alot of people! and no one wants little fags like you commenting and starting shit! if you got nothing good to say, then dont open your cock sucking mouth and say stupid shit!