"Turn the thing off, for heaven's sakes, and go outside. You know, breathe the air, take a walk, call a member of the opposite sex, you know what I'm talking about." Dang it, Ian! Why didn't you tell me this while I was watching the movie?
There are not enough extra lives in this god damn game, the only part I could beat was the hunted part where you have to run away from the T-Rex... I still cant finish any other level.
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Ah ha ha. It's funny because he's Jewish, rich, "perfect", and can afford to be delightfully condescending to other people whom wouldn't EVER admit to anyone about not wanting to be social because of the stigmata it brings. Send Jew gold--my Jewish landlord is an asshole and has trapped me in here.
Hehe, I first saw this ending by virtue of the Game Shark! Didn't bother to play through the game, as it had little to do with the movie and was incredibly boring. (However, it did feature an early smashing score from now big-budget movie composer Michael Giacchino!)
Is funny to know Ian Malcolm only dresses Black and Gray, he says for no thinking to much about styles, that sounds me like Seth Brundle using the same type of filosophy :D
wow...you play the game, you beat the game, you feel like you've acheived alot since the game was so damn, and then you get insulted by jeff goldblum....thanks?
wow i remember in the 4th grade getting this game for christmas 1997 then when i beat it, my uncle was sitting behind me laughing at this vid cuz it was the same thing he was telling me! 13 years later and this is just as funny, luckily I didnt grow up to be a shut-in gamer tho lol
wow i remember in 4th grade getting this game for christmas 1997 then beating it, when this vid came on my uncle was sitting there behind me laughing at it cuz it was what the same thing he was telling me, I haven't seen this vid in 13 years but its more hilarious now lol
wow i remember being in 4th grade in getting this game for christmas 1997, and seeing this when I beat the game, my uncle was watching it behind me laughing cuz he was telling me the same thing, 13 years later I remember this funny ass video!
According to Wikipedia, he's still alive and he's 57 years old. His date of birth is October 22, 1952. Maybe his character Ian Malcolm died in this video, but not the actor Jeff Goldblum.
Lol I remember beating the game and watching this as a kid, I was just like "WTF just happened?" I think I did go outside after that too. Though I was too young to have a girlfriend- no that didnt stop us.
um this isnt that secret and its not realy that special all you need to do is collect all DNA strans,but that can be a little hard and some times difficult
The Lost World: Jurasic Park sepcial edition video game for Playstation 1. Once you collect all of the DNA segments in the game you get a special ending and I guess this is it
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im gonna have to say i am very happy that i didnt spend any time trying to collect all of the DNA things, becuase that was the stupidest secret ending ever.
hey whats the password you got just before this ending? can't complete some of the compy levels and can only cheat past them and i lose the DNA's HELP!!!!
Tim: Absoultly worthless, he almost got Grant fried and didn't bother to help retrieve the shotgun while Grant and Ellie were holding the door. But he does tell great jokes though.
Dodgson: Most underrated character in JP. I hope they put the same actor in JP4
Ellie's Kid: Textbook example of ADD XD
Nedry: Sucks at lying. I think the only reason he managed to escape the Visitor Center is because everyone was fed up with him. Also he has financial issues because he spends it all on food lol
Jeff Goldblum, a funny, funny actor. Malcolm is just about the only competent character in the franchise besides Grant. Everyone else, fruitcakes, to humblingly quote Ian.
Here is what I think . . Grant: Kicks ass Ian: Is too f**king cool. Ellie: Stupid bitch for leaving grant in the 3rd film. Hammond: Smart as a bottle of ketchup Both his grandkids: Smart as a bottle of mustard. Robert Muldoon: BAD ASS (RIP) Eddie Carr: Was also cool Roland: HE SHOT A FREAKING REX, He is cool. Everyone else: NOOBS
Is the "approaching dinosaurs" a Giganotosaurus or a Tyrannotitan?
SplashLurky10 3 weeks ago
"What was that? Hello hello? Okay I go now."
TheMillymum 2 months ago 2
Should be the ending to every CoD player that prestiges to the maximum all for small useless emblems that are only used to show off, nothing else.
johnisc00l4 2 months ago 5
"Turn the thing off, for heaven's sakes, and go outside. You know, breathe the air, take a walk, call a member of the opposite sex, you know what I'm talking about." Dang it, Ian! Why didn't you tell me this while I was watching the movie?
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legendary game, fuck falling to my death over and over as the Compy though
patmos09 3 months ago
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patmos09 3 months ago
I loved this game! I still can't believe they got all of the stars to do voice acting for Chaos Island
brastmonkey 3 months ago
Turn the thing off for heavens sake, and get outside!
VonSeux 3 months ago
More dinosaurs, epic storylines, this game supposed to be canon :(((
1992Rizki 4 months ago
There's my Jeffy.
benxander 4 months ago
Jeff_Goldblums_message_to_people_who_beat_WorldofWarcraft.mov
WMan37 4 months ago 2
What is this "outside" of which you speak? ^_^
CMDRKillsalot 4 months ago 2
Wow, how does it look exactly like my email?
grendelee 4 months ago
fission mailed
stephenrodgers1000 4 months ago
The sun, it burnses us.
mooseking87 4 months ago 4
There are not enough extra lives in this god damn game, the only part I could beat was the hunted part where you have to run away from the T-Rex... I still cant finish any other level.
Reltsirk 4 months ago
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Ah ha ha. It's funny because he's Jewish, rich, "perfect", and can afford to be delightfully condescending to other people whom wouldn't EVER admit to anyone about not wanting to be social because of the stigmata it brings. Send Jew gold--my Jewish landlord is an asshole and has trapped me in here.
geffrod 4 months ago
I'm not going outside, too many dinosaurs.
samasjacaj 4 months ago 15
Is Jeff Goldblum funny
ZFX04 4 months ago
@ZFX04 Not especially. hes an actor not a comedian
Manic721 4 months ago
I love Jeff.
LynxenX 4 months ago
Huh.
Defguru7777 4 months ago
Jeff jafderp is funnyderperpetyderp hururrr
yournathan 4 months ago
Jeff Jeffjeff is funny.
chill579 4 months ago
Jeff Goldblum is funny
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Blum Jeffgold is funny
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Jeff Goldblum is funny
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TaikuShikami 4 months ago
Uh-oh he said "member of the opposite sex", wait till reddit gets wind of this
therealjarett 4 months ago
Jeff Goldblum is funny
gchaecup 4 months ago
Jeff Goldblum is funny
Idontwantanaccountok 4 months ago
Jeff Goldblum is funny
johnprescottonline 4 months ago
Jeff Goldblum is funny
caneut 4 months ago
I can't go outside... there are people out there!
MitsosMitsoulas 4 months ago 7
every game needs an ending like this
jmanohk 4 months ago
lol!so true!
macdredude 4 months ago
I GO
nembutals 4 months ago
Whaaaaaaat? Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!
CoolPhase 4 months ago 3
Did he just say "get the stink flowing off you"
enertronfilms 4 months ago
Even in video games giving him money, Jeff Goldblum hates video games.
IAreJackass 4 months ago 3
Haha, it's funny cause this game is nigh unbeatable without cheat codes.
Gabul4 5 months ago 24
The Lost World: Jurassic Park, starring Coolgame Jeffblast "Gold Gamegold" Jeff Cool Boost Godgames Bloomgold.
Vaeran 6 months ago 12
Awesome.
FreemanicParacusia 7 months ago 2
xD
RavenishZero 7 months ago
hahahaha Jeff Goldblum is awesome
alaindiazaran 7 months ago
This was actually pretty funny XD
kicknbazz1615 7 months ago
Best ending for a game!!
Turn it off!! Hahaha...
iviarko 8 months ago 2
This must have been filmed at the same time as JP2, since the same beach at Kauai. Anyway it is some sound advice from a great actor ^^
zim01001 8 months ago
Hehe, I first saw this ending by virtue of the Game Shark! Didn't bother to play through the game, as it had little to do with the movie and was incredibly boring. (However, it did feature an early smashing score from now big-budget movie composer Michael Giacchino!)
Skull10 9 months ago
hahaha
sooo good
i couldn't even beat the first level
one of the most annoying games i ever played
DrZen007 10 months ago
"Call a member of the opposite sex, you know what I'm talking about!"
MrWaeseL 10 months ago 8
That's the ending transmission on the playstation 1 video game called the lost world
TheJurassiccrap 11 months ago
By far the best ending ever.
ryan489 11 months ago
Jeff Goldblum just told me to get a life. I didn't think i sucked that much.
dxmagma 11 months ago 4
:48 but I'm gay :))
shairaptor 11 months ago
And getting shitload of dna + punishment from many species what prize you win?
A car?
A boat?
What could be better then thos?!?!?. Well let me tell you...
Getting told your a no-life nerd by Jeff Goldblum.
Gongrats suckas!
justmymage 11 months ago 5
lol this should be on every fucking game lol
CrAzY3AGL3 1 year ago 2
Hahahaha, I love the utter irony of the whole video
summercalls28 1 year ago
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH JEFF GOLDBLUM'S CHARISMA.
Hurricane333 1 year ago
AWESOME ending, we get insulted by a celebrity...
for beating a sometimes annoying game, but good advice all and all
I thought it was funny :-D
f00tbol 1 year ago
get the stink blown off you
lisochek1 1 year ago
hahahhahahha awesome we get dizz at by jeff goldblum hahahha
Bortiz1993 1 year ago
The guy is a genius
hughmountbatten 1 year ago 4
I actually took his advice and turned it off.
MuggleSnuggles 1 year ago 2
lol the developers did many funny bloopers in the game. This is one of thous :D
Tarenaccount 1 year ago
Is funny to know Ian Malcolm only dresses Black and Gray, he says for no thinking to much about styles, that sounds me like Seth Brundle using the same type of filosophy :D
alfok 1 year ago
wow...you play the game, you beat the game, you feel like you've acheived alot since the game was so damn, and then you get insulted by jeff goldblum....thanks?
ravenjehuty 1 year ago
Thats a very good thing! nice message to end the game!!
Probably the same reason Why there is a 'Get a Life' building in GTA IV..
aimed at all those couch potatoes who sit at home whole day and play video games..basicalyy have no social life..
nhs2008NC 1 year ago
The globe at 0:02 shows alot of South America, Mexico, Florida, and Ontario underwater. I guess Global Warming happened earlier in Jurassic Park?
jurassictimes 1 year ago
This should be played when a player reaches top prestige in COD.
EchoBoomer1987 1 year ago 5
is this... The Lost World Jurassic Park game for Play Station one? :)
paulosbruzzi 1 year ago
No wonder it's a T-Rex or something...
TheXenomorph1 1 year ago
I would go outside if I lived by a fucking beach
Alphaguy166 1 year ago
wow i remember in the 4th grade getting this game for christmas 1997 then when i beat it, my uncle was sitting behind me laughing at this vid cuz it was the same thing he was telling me! 13 years later and this is just as funny, luckily I didnt grow up to be a shut-in gamer tho lol
hc304able 1 year ago
wow i remember in 4th grade getting this game for christmas 1997 then beating it, when this vid came on my uncle was sitting there behind me laughing at it cuz it was what the same thing he was telling me, I haven't seen this vid in 13 years but its more hilarious now lol
hc304able 1 year ago
wow i remember being in 4th grade in getting this game for christmas 1997, and seeing this when I beat the game, my uncle was watching it behind me laughing cuz he was telling me the same thing, 13 years later I remember this funny ass video!
hc304able 1 year ago
He doesn a good job at annoying people! lol now I can understand Alan Grant very clearly xD
condorlegion89 1 year ago
O_o What the heck ...
Franchestacurla 1 year ago
hello hello, ok i go
LaMarcuss966 1 year ago
I like a video game that subtly berates its players.
DrThunder88 1 year ago 4
This takes me back
ZeroShift5000 1 year ago
ian malcom rocks "call ameber of the opisite sex"
ToxicDooM96 1 year ago 2
on the wikipedia that was when he was suposed to die.
PePaQuin1 2 years ago
rip jeff goldblum
r35boy 2 years ago
RIP? When did Jeff Goldblum die? I didn't hear anything about it.
Dac719 2 years ago
@Dac719 February 24 2008 dino attack
r35boy 2 years ago
Uhhhh...okay.
Dac719 2 years ago
@Dac719 for real
r35boy 2 years ago
Riiiiiiiiiiight. Absolutely. Anyone else believe this?
Dac719 2 years ago
@Dac719 this is video where he died just that it was cut off at the end
r35boy 2 years ago
According to Wikipedia, he's still alive and he's 57 years old. His date of birth is October 22, 1952. Maybe his character Ian Malcolm died in this video, but not the actor Jeff Goldblum.
Dac719 2 years ago
@Dac719 Wikipedia? Really? I need proof from a site reliable
r35boy 2 years ago
Well, I know Wikipedia isn't ALWAYS reliable, but I know they wouldn't make up actors' statuses.
Dac719 2 years ago
@Dac719 I'm just kidding with you he didn't die although he was about
r35boy 2 years ago
Yuuup i believe coz i played it on the sega saturn version.
athleticguyUK 1 year ago
Lol I remember beating the game and watching this as a kid, I was just like "WTF just happened?" I think I did go outside after that too. Though I was too young to have a girlfriend- no that didnt stop us.
MrCaine 2 years ago
I did not actually have this video on my CD and only found out about when someone mentioned it some time ago.
Never could get many DNA chains though, forgot getting each and every one.
arieas 2 years ago
A message to the Halo Fanboys. lol
AeroMaster150 2 years ago 7
true true
TheMONEEMAKER 2 years ago
That is the funniest thing that i have ever seen. My god that made me laugh.What a treat
novembermember 2 years ago 6
Jeff Goldblum!
Why he's one of the strongest cards in Duel monsters!
Guyu 2 years ago 7
he didnt die.
romo523 2 years ago 6
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RIP
SeraphsWitness 2 years ago
he didn't die it was a roumor
Lillystudios 2 years ago
Yea, everyone knows Jeff Goldblum is alive.
SENSE THAT IT'S A JOKE, PEOPLE.
SeraphsWitness 2 years ago 7
wow, he's in amazing shape. still looks damn good.
goofygoat2009 2 years ago
I mean to steal his larinx so I can have an awsome voice!
temporaldisplacement 2 years ago 3
is that the secret ending in the game or in the movie? (DVD)
Diavidi 2 years ago 5
This is from the playstation game.
TheMuffinHunter 2 years ago 27
what? I never seen that!
is that a cheat?
what must i do, to see that?
Diavidi 2 years ago 2
um this isnt that secret and its not realy that special all you need to do is collect all DNA strans,but that can be a little hard and some times difficult
FryBubby 2 years ago
Jeff Goldblum rules.
NathanF11989 2 years ago 5
That's Detective Nichols on Law & Order CI.
jackiehallam62 2 years ago
"Call a member of the opposite sex"
ROFL
I love Jeff Goldblum <3
HeyLookABird814 2 years ago 9
my first game ever.
DIEZAUBERFLOTEMENSCH 2 years ago
I looooove Jeff!
linvik1 2 years ago 3
yeah
GuitaRocker2 2 years ago
ohhh man, i love jeff goldblum
kelsey6077 2 years ago 5
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOL!!!!!
DarkShuriken 2 years ago 2
I've heard there is a secret level for the Tyrannosaurus in game... in special edition. Is that true?
WesMDCsquad 2 years ago
Jeff Goldblum is funny
YamatoTitanic 3 years ago 91
YES. he is.
GuitaRocker2 2 years ago 5
lol hes taking the pissssss
pclose11 3 years ago
wait whts this on??
explain...
NiCk14AlPhA 3 years ago
The Lost World: Jurasic Park sepcial edition video game for Playstation 1. Once you collect all of the DNA segments in the game you get a special ending and I guess this is it
CasaMaloney 3 years ago
WTF???????????
mooveeguy 3 years ago
LOL
rkofan95 3 years ago
LOL
rkofan95 3 years ago
Lol thats classic goldblum.
wulf02 3 years ago 6
WTF???
Diavidi 3 years ago 4
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im gonna have to say i am very happy that i didnt spend any time trying to collect all of the DNA things, becuase that was the stupidest secret ending ever.
beneathmiskin 3 years ago
That's the point... it's a joke insulting the player.
VisionnerzBN 3 years ago 67
jeff goldblum is the shiz
LaMarcuss966 3 years ago 7
Is this the playstation JP game?
Dmasterman 3 years ago
Yes it is the playstation Jurassic Park game but this video is only on the special edition version.
TheMuffinHunter 3 years ago
really? i got the regular one and it still has this.
Andrejcruz95 3 years ago 11
Oh well I guess it's not just the special edition. I never played the game anyways I just read this was only in the special edition.
TheMuffinHunter 3 years ago
hey whats the password you got just before this ending? can't complete some of the compy levels and can only cheat past them and i lose the DNA's HELP!!!!
enterthetekken 3 years ago
@Andrejcruz95 you have to collect all dna samples through out the game to see this ending.
daswaim1990 1 year ago
@TheMuffinHunter
It's also in the Sega Saturn edition if you get all the DNA strands.
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It's also in the Sega Saturn edition if you get all the DNA strands.
predxeno 1 year ago
Tim: Absoultly worthless, he almost got Grant fried and didn't bother to help retrieve the shotgun while Grant and Ellie were holding the door. But he does tell great jokes though.
Dodgson: Most underrated character in JP. I hope they put the same actor in JP4
Ellie's Kid: Textbook example of ADD XD
Nedry: Sucks at lying. I think the only reason he managed to escape the Visitor Center is because everyone was fed up with him. Also he has financial issues because he spends it all on food lol
TheSpriteMonster 3 years ago 6
Jeff Goldblum, a funny, funny actor. Malcolm is just about the only competent character in the franchise besides Grant. Everyone else, fruitcakes, to humblingly quote Ian.
Dinoslay 3 years ago 9
UltimateGameNinja 3 years ago 11
Spot on analysis, old sport COMPLETELY agree!!
scottb3034 3 years ago 4
you forgot Dennis Nedry, he was an...interesting character....Sarah was also cool <__<
and i liked Lex :(
Artorius1234 3 years ago 2
o please how could you forget john arnold? slj bad motherfucker!
and dennis nedry weve got dodgeson here!
jungleman68 3 years ago 2
-Slaps forehead.- My god... I forgot the "hold onto your butts" Guy! Samuel L mutha fuckin' JACKSON! xD
UltimateGameNinja 3 years ago
Go ou side! Go Go!
vampricyoda 3 years ago
This was so awesome. :-D
Cobblepot27 3 years ago