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  • Is the "approaching dinosaurs" a Giganotosaurus or a Tyrannotitan?

  • "What was that? Hello hello? Okay I go now."

  • Should be the ending to every CoD player that prestiges to the maximum all for small useless emblems that are only used to show off, nothing else.

  • "Turn the thing off, for heaven's sakes, and go outside. You know, breathe the air, take a walk, call a member of the opposite sex, you know what I'm talking about." Dang it, Ian! Why didn't you tell me this while I was watching the movie?

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  • I loved this game! I still can't believe they got all of the stars to do voice acting for Chaos Island

  • Turn the thing off for heavens sake, and get outside!

  • More dinosaurs, epic storylines, this game supposed to be canon :(((

  • There's my Jeffy.

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  • What is this "outside" of which you speak? ^_^

  • Wow, how does it look exactly like my email?

  • fission mailed

  • The sun, it burnses us.

  • There are not enough extra lives in this god damn game, the only part I could beat was the hunted part where you have to run away from the T-Rex... I still cant finish any other level.

  • I'm not going outside, too many dinosaurs.

  • Is Jeff Goldblum funny

  • @ZFX04 Not especially. hes an actor not a comedian

  • I love Jeff.

  • Huh.

  • Jeff jafderp is funnyderperpetyderp hururrr

  • Jeff Jeffjeff is funny.

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • Blum Jeffgold is funny

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • Gold Jeffblum is funny

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • Uh-oh he said "member of the opposite sex", wait till reddit gets wind of this

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • I can't go outside... there are people out there!

  • every game needs an ending like this

  • lol!so true!

  • I GO

  • Whaaaaaaat? Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!

  • Did he just say "get the stink flowing off you"

  • Even in video games giving him money, Jeff Goldblum hates video games.

  • Haha, it's funny cause this game is nigh unbeatable without cheat codes.

  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park, starring Coolgame Jeffblast "Gold Gamegold" Jeff Cool Boost Godgames Bloomgold.

  • Awesome.

  • xD

  • hahahaha Jeff Goldblum is awesome

  • This was actually pretty funny XD

  • Best ending for a game!!

    Turn it off!! Hahaha...

  • This must have been filmed at the same time as JP2, since the same beach at Kauai. Anyway it is some sound advice from a great actor ^^

  • Hehe, I first saw this ending by virtue of the Game Shark! Didn't bother to play through the game, as it had little to do with the movie and was incredibly boring. (However, it did feature an early smashing score from now big-budget movie composer Michael Giacchino!)

  • hahaha

    sooo good

    i couldn't even beat the first level

    one of the most annoying games i ever played

  • "Call a member of the opposite sex, you know what I'm talking about!"

  • That's the ending transmission on the playstation 1 video game called the lost world

  • By far the best ending ever. 

  • Jeff Goldblum just told me to get a life. I didn't think i sucked that much.

  • :48 but I'm gay :))

  • And getting shitload of dna + punishment from many species what prize you win?

    A car?

    A boat?

    What could be better then thos?!?!?. Well let me tell you...

    Getting told your a no-life nerd by Jeff Goldblum.

    Gongrats suckas!

  • lol this should be on every fucking game lol

  • Hahahaha, I love the utter irony of the whole video

  • I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH JEFF GOLDBLUM'S CHARISMA.

  • AWESOME ending, we get insulted by a celebrity...

    for beating a sometimes annoying game, but good advice all and all

    I thought it was funny :-D

  • get the stink blown off you

  • hahahhahahha awesome we get dizz at by jeff goldblum hahahha

  • The guy is a genius

  • I actually took his advice and turned it off.

  • lol the developers did many funny bloopers in the game. This is one of thous :D

  • Is funny to know Ian Malcolm only dresses Black and Gray, he says for no thinking to much about styles, that sounds me like Seth Brundle using the same type of filosophy :D

  • wow...you play the game, you beat the game, you feel like you've acheived alot since the game was so damn, and then you get insulted by jeff goldblum....thanks?

  • Thats a very good thing! nice message to end the game!!

    Probably the same reason Why there is a 'Get a Life' building in GTA IV..

    aimed at all those couch potatoes who sit at home whole day and play video games..basicalyy have no social life..

  • The globe at 0:02 shows alot of South America, Mexico, Florida, and Ontario underwater. I guess Global Warming happened earlier in Jurassic Park?

  • This should be played when a player reaches top prestige in COD.

  • is this... The Lost World Jurassic Park game for Play Station one? :)

  • No wonder it's a T-Rex or something...

  • I would go outside if I lived by a fucking beach

  • wow i remember in the 4th grade getting this game for christmas 1997 then when i beat it, my uncle was sitting behind me laughing at this vid cuz it was the same thing he was telling me! 13 years later and this is just as funny, luckily I didnt grow up to be a shut-in gamer tho lol

  • wow i remember in 4th grade getting this game for christmas 1997 then beating it, when this vid came on my uncle was sitting there behind me laughing at it cuz it was what the same thing he was telling me, I haven't seen this vid in 13 years but its more hilarious now lol

  • wow i remember being in 4th grade in getting this game for christmas 1997, and seeing this when I beat the game, my uncle was watching it behind me laughing cuz he was telling me the same thing, 13 years later I remember this funny ass video!

  • He doesn a good job at annoying people! lol now I can understand Alan Grant very clearly xD

  • O_o What the heck ...

  • hello hello, ok i go

  • I like a video game that subtly berates its players.

  • This takes me back

  • ian malcom rocks "call ameber of the opisite sex"

  • on the wikipedia that was when he was suposed to die.

  • rip jeff goldblum

  • RIP? When did Jeff Goldblum die? I didn't hear anything about it.

  • @Dac719 February 24 2008 dino attack

  • Uhhhh...okay.

  • @Dac719 for real

  • Riiiiiiiiiiight. Absolutely.  Anyone else believe this?

  • @Dac719 this is video where he died just that it was cut off at the end

  • According to Wikipedia, he's still alive and he's 57 years old. His date of birth is October 22, 1952. Maybe his character Ian Malcolm died in this video, but not the actor Jeff Goldblum.

  • @Dac719 Wikipedia? Really? I need proof from a site reliable

  • Well, I know Wikipedia isn't ALWAYS reliable, but I know they wouldn't make up actors' statuses.

  • @Dac719 I'm just kidding with you he didn't die although he was about

  • Yuuup i believe coz i played it on the sega saturn version.

  • Lol I remember beating the game and watching this as a kid, I was just like "WTF just happened?" I think I did go outside after that too. Though I was too young to have a girlfriend- no that didnt stop us.

  • I did not actually have this video on my CD and only found out about when someone mentioned it some time ago.

    Never could get many DNA chains though, forgot getting each and every one.

  • A message to the Halo Fanboys. lol

  • true true

  • That is the funniest thing that i have ever seen. My god that made me laugh.What a treat

  • Jeff Goldblum!

    Why he's one of the strongest cards in Duel monsters!

  • he didnt die.

  • he didn't die it was a roumor

  • Yea, everyone knows Jeff Goldblum is alive.

    SENSE THAT IT'S A JOKE, PEOPLE.

  • wow, he's in amazing shape. still looks damn good.

  • I mean to steal his larinx so I can have an awsome voice!

  • is that the secret ending in the game or in the movie? (DVD)

  • This is from the playstation game.

  • what? I never seen that!

    is that a cheat?

    what must i do, to see that?

  • um this isnt that secret and its not realy that special all you need to do is collect all DNA strans,but that can be a little hard and some times difficult

  • Jeff Goldblum rules.

  • That's Detective Nichols on Law & Order CI.

  • "Call a member of the opposite sex"

    ROFL

    I love Jeff Goldblum <3

  • my first game ever.

  • I looooove Jeff!

  • yeah

  • ohhh man, i love jeff goldblum

  • ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOL!!!!!

  • I've heard there is a secret level for the Tyrannosaurus in game... in special edition. Is that true?

  • Jeff Goldblum is funny

  • YES. he is.

  • lol hes taking the pissssss

  • wait whts this on??

    explain...

  • The Lost World: Jurasic Park sepcial edition video game for Playstation 1. Once you collect all of the DNA segments in the game you get a special ending and I guess this is it

  • WTF???????????

  • LOL

  • LOL

  • Lol thats classic goldblum.

  • WTF???

  • That's the point... it's a joke insulting the player.

  • jeff goldblum is the shiz

  • Is this the playstation JP game?

  • Yes it is the playstation Jurassic Park game but this video is only on the special edition version.

  • really? i got the regular one and it still has this.

  • Oh well I guess it's not just the special edition. I never played the game anyways I just read this was only in the special edition.

  • hey whats the password you got just before this ending? can't complete some of the compy levels and can only cheat past them and i lose the DNA's HELP!!!!

  • @Andrejcruz95 you have to collect all dna samples through out the game to see this ending.

  • @TheMuffinHunter

    It's also in the Sega Saturn edition if you get all the DNA strands.

  • Tim: Absoultly worthless, he almost got Grant fried and didn't bother to help retrieve the shotgun while Grant and Ellie were holding the door. But he does tell great jokes though.

    Dodgson: Most underrated character in JP. I hope they put the same actor in JP4

    Ellie's Kid: Textbook example of ADD XD

    Nedry: Sucks at lying. I think the only reason he managed to escape the Visitor Center is because everyone was fed up with him. Also he has financial issues because he spends it all on food lol

  • Jeff Goldblum, a funny, funny actor. Malcolm is just about the only competent character in the franchise besides Grant. Everyone else, fruitcakes, to humblingly quote Ian.

  • Here is what I think . . Grant: Kicks ass Ian: Is too f**king cool. Ellie: Stupid bitch for leaving grant in the 3rd film. Hammond: Smart as a bottle of ketchup Both his grandkids: Smart as a bottle of mustard. Robert Muldoon: BAD ASS (RIP) Eddie Carr: Was also cool Roland: HE SHOT A FREAKING REX, He is cool. Everyone else: NOOBS
  • Spot on analysis, old sport COMPLETELY agree!!

  • you forgot Dennis Nedry, he was an...interesting character....Sarah was also cool <__<

    and i liked Lex :(

  • o please how could you forget john arnold? slj bad motherfucker!

    and dennis nedry weve got dodgeson here!

  • -Slaps forehead.- My god... I forgot the "hold onto your butts" Guy! Samuel L mutha fuckin' JACKSON! xD

  • Go ou side! Go Go!

  • This was so awesome. :-D

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