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  • man, danny would have been PISSED if the waterproof one didnt work

  • LOLD FROM 2:56 TO 3:14!

  • hi, my name's fisting your mom:)

  • 3:36

    Condom: Peww...

    Danny: JESUS!! That was almost a fire ROCKET!

    LOL

  • i love how sad he gets when they pop!:)

  • Try to make a balloon animal out of condoms.

  • @LUXITANE no he wears it on the banana squsher

  • Lol the only time he actually has clothes on..... hes in the shower.

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  • You can use it over your gun barrel during a rainy day to protect the gun powder from getting soaked....survival tips.

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  • hey u forgot 1 use ...

    stick it on ur dick lol

  • It squeeze out de bottom... yukky

  • a condom is a banana warmer..

  • :) haha I love ur videos. Everytime I see this I always laugh!!

  • That's what I do with my expired condoms too! I feel like I'm in some sort of chasity club now. Yay!

  • Popsicle.. Shaped like a DICK!

  • skyp to 3:04 - just add a vibrating motor and your done !!!

  • Just strait doing ur mum

  • You can use it to create a model of an elephant and a robot looking suspiciously at a camel who in turn whistles innocently to cover up the fact that he had viciously-manned a donkey 3 hours and 76 minutes ago.

  • tye lots of them together to make a skipping rope!

  • i dare you all to press one million times

  • Latex :D

  • doing your mom

  • The look on the cashiers face when he buys 950385295 condoms..

  • sex...

  • poop bag

  • you have alot of spare condoms.... xD

  • i tried the water balloon and it worked on the first toss lol

  • were it

  • water balloons !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • best use: safe sex!

    

  • 2:57 XD Jesus!

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  • TASTE LIKE ICE... & LATEX!

  • you use clothes in the shower.... but you are always naked in dry situations, you got it mixed up Danny

  • you caan use it it to put on a penis

  • use it as a sock

  • im gonna make condom popsicles now

  • i cant stop laughing. XD

  • you can use the condom for your hand luggage

  • try peeing in side the condom then put it in the freezer and throw it at somthing

  • @bombacladian try shitting inside a condom then freeze it and then you have a homemade dildo

  • i have watched this many times and its still funny my mom thinks he is retarded

  • EPIC FIRE ROCKET CONDOM!!!!

  • possibly for safe sex but you know thats me but i like your ways 2

  • I don't feel comfortable watching this while he is shirtless.

  • use it as a hat xD "this hats no good" "hi my names condom carl hi my names fist in your mouth-shoves- oh they broke" xD "it idnt break -pops- awe what kind of a ballon is this?" xD

  • Hahaha do u ever use one to cover your pizza coz I do

  • booger net

  • COMDOM  SHOES!

  • I have lost my faith in condoms.

  • 1:17 lol

  • i made banana juice with a condom the other day, before i even watched this. i feel special. like me and danny are connected. we're best friends on the internet.

  • i know use it on your dick

  • So funny haha

  • NUMBER 1 DANNY funny person on youtube lol

  • O yeah and I'm just lying in bed watching ur vids and laughing my ass off, and I'm pretty sure my mom in the other room thinks I'm having a freaking heart attack!! I can barely breathe :) o yeah and I know u luv a good smiley face :):):):):):):):)

  • OMG I LUV U DANNY!! My fave vid has to b exploding condoms... Or maybe apple cares... Ooh or how to kiss which I like to call, "Danny playing with his food"... Idk they're all so great!! KEEP GOING NEVER STOP!!

  • oh jeus it was almost fire rocket

  • Whistle*  AHHH JE-SUS!!

  • 84 people parents condoms didnt work lmao

  • I died when he said "Popsicle shaped like a dick."

  • LOL!!!!!!!

  • i luv u my little lemondrops

  • i was watching that match burn down....i knew was was coming

  • Idi bre Deni, treba covek da oslepi od onog belila u pozadini :P

  • Use them... FOR ART!!! like you... already did...

  • How many condoms did you use for this video, and what did the shopkeeper say about it?

  • why does he have so many condoms.....

  • hello, yes! im talking to you from the shower! im taking a shower with my clothes on!

  • HOW ABOUT SAFE SEX

  • @TheBananaman76 Fuck that shit.

  • helium balloon 

  • weird

  • just casually using a tank of propane to inflate a condom 0.O 

  • You can put orange juice inside and put it in the freezer and tell little kids on the street "do you want a orange popcicle????"

  • Haaaaa-py biiii-rthdaaa-y toooo-AHHH!!! I burnt my finger a little.

  • Uses for condoms hey,, Uhmm,,  Sex?

    DO EETTT! lololol

  • U have PROBLOMS!!

    

  • safe sex?

  • OH JESUS!

  • OH I KNOW HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WITH IT

  • ohh! the bannana looks like a dick

  • Onions?? :O Loooooove onions!

  • I know how to use it. I just love you, Danny

  • WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY CONDOMS??

  • Exactly one year ago....

  • OH JESUS! that was almost a fire rocket BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • use #3 was actually interesting lol

  • You could put it on your penis and have protected sex. Lol but who does that?

  • The places you get condoms from, the people probably think you do the dirty quite a lot c:

  • if his house caught of fire what would he say"uhh i was playing with a condom..."

  • i wanna talk to ppl on the phone while im showering!!tht looks fuckin awesome :D

  • use it for a lunchbox and walk around with it

  • OMD lol

  • try to put a watermelon in it and smash it into pieces and put it in the fridge and then throw the icy parts at your girlfriend's face.It really works!

  • emergency band aid uh emergency water dispenser or booties for children dolls or cats?

  • Put soda into a condom pop or juice

  • You cannuse it as socks ....... that may give u bunions BUT THERE SOCKS ......that dont warm you BUT THERE SOCKS

  • press 8 for jesus!

  • press 6 for nananannananan nanananana

  • press 3 for pets in wierd accent

  • Press 1 for condom banana!

  • 1:00 reminded me on Beavis and Butt Head

  • Its like Lance Armstrong live strong, but theres most like theres a broken condom araound my wrist.

  • Technically he fisted condom carl...so...CONDOM CARL IS HIS OWN MOTHER.

  • Its a good sock.. i've done it once :3

  • make a condom superhero!

  • put a bunch of lemons in a condom, then beat the hooker and take her money. then grab you nipples in a very pleased manner, thn quote bill cosbey

  • i laughed so hard i almost peed when he made the popsicles

  • sex?

  • a tongue condom

  • i wonder how many condoms he used to make this... :/

  • how many does he have!?

  • i want one of those condom popsicles ;)

    

  • @victoriaroseheartz Not gunna lie. I want to try that

  • Whats the name of the video where he makes a condom the size of his arm? By Danny!! D:

  • @ThePoppy98 exploding condom

  • @ThePoppy98 exploding condom

  • hahahahaha this is sooo funny :D

  • Pause it, press 6, enjoy HAHAHA

  • @nekatamokrava try pressing 1 its much funnier

  • hi my name's fistin your moooom aaaaaaaaaaargh

  • 84 people dont have a long enough penis for a condom

  • sex

  • OHH JESUS! THAT WAS ALMOST A FIRE ROCKET!

  • Um....heheheheehee dats funneh

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  • happy birthday to yAHHHH!!!

  • pause it and press 6. also funny

  • Uh, Yucky

  • EERRR IT SQUEEZED OUT THE BOTTOM.. yucky

    

  • something else you could use it for, having sex but you wont be able to do that

  • keeep pressing 1 over and over.! (:

  • press 6 LOLZ!!

  • keep pressing 3 instead off puppets he says pits...

  • 8 for jesus

  • 0.35 to 0.41 XD iss like a cookie and banana XD

  • condom popsicles lawl

  • Omg 2;50 to 2:58 xD I died laughing AW JESUS

  • So he makes videos topless, but showers with cloths on... Makes sense

  • @151zebra Who said he had pants O.o

  • @151zebra you fukin homo

  • 2:44 it took me about 4 times just to hear what you said after that AHHHH cause i kept cracking up

  • genius.

  • happy birthday aaahhh hahaha shit that was crazy

  • Umm how bout sex

  • AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

  • Hi.. my name is FIIISTTINN YOOURR MAAAMMM!

    LOL

  • Pause and let it load then press 7 :)

  • it might have helped to remove the Peel from the bannana

  • hahahaha!!

    

  • Hi, my name is FISTING YOUR MOMMMM

  • press 4 repeatedly for....... MY WRIST MY WRIST MY WRIST MY WRIST!!!!!!!!

  • use it for protective sex.....................

  • danny should sell wristbands that say "Im wearing a ripped condom on my wrist"

  • 0:48 you can see the number.. xD

  • LMAO i laughed the whole time :D

  • LMAOOO! 1:04 - 1:07 !!!!! this hat is no good...

  • mmm! Tastes like ice... AND LATEX!!!

  • lmao 3:33!!!!

    

  • 3:04 LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

  • hi my name is condom carl

  • hi my name is FISTING YOUR MOM!

  • push 6 for giggles

  • I can't even handle this.. I'm lol'ing soooo hard.

  • love how he doesnt wear a shirt, but he DOES in the shower

  • 2:38 is so funny, just the way he pauses and then scream's OOOWWWWWWW

  • Condom gloves

  • pause it and press 6! or 9... just try all the numbers!!

  • 3:34 its too funny

  • Press 8 for Jesus lol =D

  • ew its comming out the bottom ;)

  • to fill with ketchup and throw it at random people in a parking lot while you dress up like a banana, put red lipstick on, and sit in a beanbag chair. or dress up like pedobear. your choice. PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO OF THIS! I <3 GRADUAL REPORT VIDEOS!!! ps, i will give you my magical fire breathing hamster if you do this. kthxbai!

  • ears protectoin!!!

  • slingshot.. ammunition

  • use them over your ear and it blockes out sound! other word use them as earplugs