Ricky Keyser Explains...

[stevebutler123]

your a friggin champ Ricky

[EmoTeddyBear117]

Did she died?

[n25220]

Was this Asshole Ray?

[stopscrewingaround11]

did he realize his video was on a comedy show called equals three?

[prophefixz]

@stopscrewingaround11 =3 isn't a comedy show as much as it takes the stupidest videos and makes fun of them generally. He was deadly serious lol

[1170Bman]

Who in their right mind would want 2 get back with a peace of shit like u

[Greenlemonfruitable]

no wonder why kelsey broke up with him...

[jdorullian1]

do you guys have any i.q.? coming from the guy that puts venting videos on the internet and wonders y ppl make fun of him

[stroberimanisrasanya]

date rape

[LadyJaja123]

what do you mean by "Kelsie is the past" did you...did you killed that chick?

[IndoTwins]

Thumbs up if you searched Ricky Keyser on facebook...

[BlesstheFruitTwist]

@IndoTwins if you go on the original "Ricky" video on Youtube the link to his profile is in the Description box, type in Rest In Peace Bitch, if you cant find it

[mackles]

hahah " I made a promise to myself that my dad would never die."

[mackles]

LOL @ 2:04, great place to end the video, but keeps rambling

[mackles]

dud is he in a church parking lot? lol look at the ppl in the background

[andytsa]

this ricky guy is probably the most stupid kid youtube viewers have ever seen.he even has trouble breathing and speaking at the same time.IF ANYONE SEES THIS GUY PLEASE WHIP HIS ASS HARSHLY

RICK THE FREAK IM PAYING 1000 DOLLARS TO SEE SOMEONE KICK YOU IN THE BALLS YOU STALKING RAPE DATE FREAK

[SwEeTExP0SuRe]

well that is just suky!! lmao!

[strigiformes6837]

Apparently, she IS 'the woman of your future', Mr. Date Rape! You'll never live this down! WIN!

P.S. I still can't decide whether the slurring in all your videos is due to alcoholism or the result of your seriously imbalanced natural brain chemistry.

[WoAnerges]

look! he have not just a car - he have a VAN.. yes..A serial KILLER van.

[shifty2593]

You say "I'm a lot smarter then people take me for" but you cannot speaky teh engljishes correctly.. =)

[cristi9og]

that is soo deeep

[jeanclaudevandamme]

Instant boner.

No, seriously. This guy is incredible. Post more!

[FckingChristineJ]

hahahaahahahah. he is talking about we need to get a life, when he has 4 videos of himself explaining his own life.

[45L43]

Buwhaha ... rEST in peace .. bitch ... Your a fuckiin lowlife for makin that video in the first place .. Ifucked kelsey :) ps I love your eyes in the 1st vid x

[isdeadxcore]

rick come manipulate my balls and theyll cry you a river of cum.

[SashaTheBrit]

nice hair fagz0r

[Sunoyi]

His arm... is that hair, or a tattoo? If it's hair, it's pretty dense. If it's a tattoo, it's pretty lame.

[tarzandekat]

he starts crying, he has sunglasses on allthough the sun is not even shining

[tarzandekat]

shit , someone caught me talking to myself xd xd xdx dx xdd

[NineLivesProductions]

3:28

Very Very ...explidive thangs.

[SparkleCorp]

wutfoer

wutfoer (sounds gay at 3:03 - 3:06

[SETHsnteam]

yaaayyyy mister date rape is still not in jail

[fizzledizzle12]

numnipple-ate

- to masticate one's nipple as if it was food

..HAHA!

[quijs]

ahahaha that was a comment build out of pure win xd aaha

[SilverSwallow1]

if you have an IQ then how come you can't say manipulate?

[hallkaa]

hi Mr. Date Rape

[HedebBast]

Lola-skates...just dig that hole deeper Ricky.

Oh, and I do have an IQ...and it's definitely higher than yours.

[TheGreenHillZone]

Seriously in the beggining I felt kinda sorry for him and then he starts to say stuff like 'Go fuck your fathers'. What a fucking asshole.

[dathmaul2000]

I think it's wake up and smell the roses dude, maybe you should stop drinking that caffine.

[EletroMusik]

This dude is funny

[joephus420]

Numnippulate!!!!

[bballer840]

LOL i noticed that too

[RutiTRobot]

That seems pretty tasteless to talk about boning dads, Ricky.

[CrazyCoolioKid]

tits or gtfo

[eknudstrup]

there is no such thing as venting he's trying to mahanipulate your minds!!!

[SonicTricking]

he made a fair point i guess

[KashinZetsumei]

This is golden. Fucking brilliant. Why the hell are you recording this in your car with sunglasses on while it's barely light outside?

[gravyboatK]

Oh, and yes, Ricky. You ARE that stupid.

[gravyboatK]

Wow. What a retard. "Double Satan's balls"?

[BarryDennen12]

That's how bad traffic is these days; you can totally vlog while waiting for the green light.

[hinchunit]

DGORD!!!

[douchebaggeri]

It seems to appear that he is trying to convince himself that he was "venting"....

REST IN PEACE BITCH, LMFAO

[ItsEasierToFallApart]

why is his hair... pink? she tried to mahahamanipulate my ming

[OneOddSomething]

yet he is stupid enough to post a video of him venting

[xiiw]

u got dat asperger's brah?

[ra1nb0wface]

omg. holy shit. you are my new role model dude. hahahahhaha wow. you are amazing. lmao. love it.

[Gameone93]

Rest...in...peace...BITCH!

[darkangel971]

the idea of venting is usally keeping it to your self, or a close friend you can trust when you put someone on the internet you basically write away you copy write, anyways i had a heart breaking ex that reallly tore me apart and my vent was writing very very nasty letters like your video then i burnt it =) not put it on the internet

[anaducks2008]

nice annotations lol

[miamistyle786]

Do you guys have any IQ to know what venting is lmao

[Linkster2o]

We know what venting is, but why the heck would you post your vents on facebook?

[epicwater]

LOL. For all I care... shit.

This guy is so hilarious. "mamamamanipulate my mind"

[marowak1337]

That Shit Don't Fly With Me!

[ThatOneManDude]

teehee

[kissophelia]

"Past is past."

Truly words of wisdom.

[knotheadusc]

Is he drunk? He sounds like it.

[rinygrin]

LMAO!

[ClementineRoses]

Ow. My brain.

[spockgiirl]

Basically Zoolander has come to life.

Kudos on your little comments throughout the video. Made it much more enjoyable.

[Jexebelle]

What a sad, small little man.

What inbred corner of America makes these people?

[Zebonka]

Oh he is totally over it, obviously. He only spends 4 minutes talking about stuff that he's over it - that's how much closure he has!

[Aardvarked88]

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

[charlesthedman]

dude your awesome!!!! i need to call you and we can share stupid hooker slut whore stories about being dumped and cheated on and left in the gutter waiting to be donkey snake raped by a 10 pound aardvark with peanutbutter stuck to its right rear leg.

i hate the post office!!!!!!!!!!

i miss my mom she is my most favorite person ever

i love lamp.

bye

[MoshiPetit]

Uhm, if you were "venting," and if you didn't mean any of it, why did you post it at all? You must have known people would respond...

[lukas11986]

namanipulate my mind

[SharinganBob]

sorry but you are that stupid

[IncredibleManx]

no offence to ricky but he really isn't as smart as people give him credit for.

[Hotler88]

LMAO!!!

[sweethenrietta]

"It was a venting video. Not serious, whatsoever. It was just how I fuckin' felt."

And how you fuckin' felt was hilarious. Sry, but that's how I fuckin' feel.

xD

[shadypain12]

sooo was u venting yeahh haaa

[azanahmed]

"GET A LIFE! GO FUCK YOUR FATHER AND GO TO HELL!

have a great day!"

LOL!!!!

[viciouslysleeping]

this didn't help, haha.

white people be CRAAAZY!

ps. my father is dead.

[Karma2578]

keyboard cat needs to play this guy off again

[will4fang]

haha

[PMStupid]

BURN IN HELL

REST IN PEACE

BITCH

[neroxero]

ricky is da shit. nice hair too lol

[MikeJonze]

Nigga crazy

[romangr602]

I love how Ricky trys to be cool in this video with his sunglasses and died hair. Hes all like I was totally not serious. I love Ricky that retarded douche bag!

[romangr602]

I would love to party with Ricky and make him the butt of all my jokes! I would buy him a lap dance! And try and learn something from his high IQ.

[101582]

go fuck your father lol

[neroxero]

and have a great day hahaha

[yuacrankanig]

Get a life, go fuck your father, and go to Hell. What eloquent words! I wish I was as classy as Ricky!

[StalkingYouSince2001]

I love you RICKY FOR PRESIDENT

[erikrindl]

You guys need to wake up and smell the sluts!

[chanceofrainne]

For somebody that doesnt care he sure has a lot to say about it!!!

[raggedy]

I wish I had a high enough IQ to know (knowledge not intelligence) what Ricky's saying.

[ThreeCheersForKaylee]

My favorite part was his telling Kelsey to go suck the devil's balls. Real classy!