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  • but the nazis won ww2 anyways so like who cares

  • I almost feel bad for him lol

  • This is an insutl to Jew people..Wished you all had lived under Hitler and see what was truly like

  • @ofc221 probably as bad as what the palenstinians have to go through under israeli terror

  • poor poor hitler.

  • @mia33134 Count me in . I would like to see that .

    Maybe one with Stalin bitching.

  • I don't understand German, but by the looks of things the subtitles are a load of fucking shit.

  • I don't understand your mind. But on the looks of things, you must be completely void of intellect.

  • So I take it you understand German, and can prove me wrong then...

    Do you really believe all that new age bullshit? I'm not religious but honestly how the fuck could the world just be here...

    The big bang theory is acceptable, but where did the shit that caused that come from, who created that, who crested existence?

  • @GaryNewmann0709 yeah and it doesn't fit anywhere...thats why it is not funny at all^^

  • deutschland den deutschen

  • We need the Wig house back..

    Republicans and democrats dont know wtf they are doing.

  • Godwin's Law, Bush is not my fave but Hitler comparisons are weak and stupid.

  • Argentina?

  • 1. Obama ain't.

    2. Mauz even more.

    3. OK.

    4. Which Korea?

    5. They ain't that bad comparing with Liberals.

  • NOOOOOO HOW DID YOU KNOW HE IS IN MY ASSHOLE.

    I MUST SEND THE SS FOR YOU.

    Wheres my tin foil hat.

  • Ich hasse the jew.s.a and the jewminion of kanada

  • There is a hell...

  • Nothing wrong with George Bush. He was a nice guy. I quite miss him really. He had two nice dogs too, Spot and Barney, and his wife Laura was nice too. I wish all of them all the best. :)

  • the internet is 90% liberal. fuck 'em all.

  • fight you bastards " i hate peace"

  • (continued)

    You can despise Bush, I really don't care.

    But don't you dare dishonor the millions of people tortured and killed... no, exterminated... in concentration camps by that tyrannical madman, Hitler, by comparing the two.

    Learn some fucking history.

  • I'm not exaggerating, MrTurbochargd. Your comments alone have just convinced me that my son absolutely must go to private school. How incredibly ignorant you are... I don't agree with Bush's war in Iraq one bit, but to compare that with a man who used genocide and 'racial cleansing' to kill many millions (and in this case, 'millions' is actually an accurate number) of people, women and children, in quite literally an attempt to take over the world... it's just mind-boggling.

  • Hitler was a monster, but bush is no more than a pile of crap. At least Hitler had enough integrity to shoot himself.

  • dont be sure that hitler shoot him self. think like an american if u dont find him u say."ohh he shoted him self". maybe he scaped

  • Yeah... you do relize that he faked his death and escaped?

  • Ya hes in my asshole right now.

  • Then let him out of your ass!

  • haha...wtf

  • congrats you win the dumbass of the year award this is the dmbest video I've ever seen

  • hitler is alive and ,i guess well, living in mexico ,playing guitar in a mariachi band .

  • If Adolph Hitler farted it would sound more intelligent than anything bush has ever said. Even though Hitler was a slime, he was better than bush in every way imaginable.

  • "he was better than bush in every way imaginable."

    Wow...How stupid are you exactly?

    Killing 6 million Jews and starting a war that claimed the lives of over 40 million people the world over is equivalent to invading Iraq...how exactly?

  • It doesn't matter HOW many people you murder. So bush only murdered a few million muslims. Does that make him not as bad as Hitler? They are the same in method. The difference is that Hitler was intelligent and bush is an idiot. Hitler had a plan and bush didn't have a clue. Hitler was decorated in WW1 and bush is a coward that went AWOL. How is Hitler NOT better than bush?

  • You, sir, are quite literally too stupid to insult.

  • i do not agree with the killings that were comitted by hitler in any way but i do think he was very clever man. He commits mass genocide for so long and absolutely no german that lived near these camps admitted to knowing it was happening. He obviously held so much power over people that they daren't even admit to the knowledge of the camps. I think he must be the only person in the world who could ever wield so much power apart from a religious figure.but i do NOT agree with what hitler did,!

  • You would hold power over people too if you had an army of secret police at your disposal. Anyone who spoke out against hitler mysteriously disappeared.

  • Hitler knew that Germany could never win a defensive war against such a large foe as communist russia so he had to go on the offense. Hitler didn't first declare war on the soviets because he knew that Stalin would then stack the front lines with christians and other undesirables to be conveniently slaughtered. All of Hitler's decisions were designed to preserve as many lives as possible while Stalin and the Americans always aimed to kill as many people as possible to show ruthlessness.

  • see you

  • genugh for you maybe but not for me I m sure.

  • Hitler's pinky was smarter than George Bush.

  • he was the inventor of national socialism. the best a man can get

  • who is Hitler?

  • I think he was the inventor of chocolate or something.

  • no no no Stalin invented chocolate...

  • Lol at you

  • Hitler was filth.

  • boa der junge kann deutsch

    DollarDollarBillYa is right you wouldnt say that in israel

    and then...how can i fuck myself unmenschlich?

    i dont know how xD and i cant fuck unterlegen either

    think you should use a dictionary to write german comments ;)

  • oh what kind of intelligent comment...

    so at first its heil and not heil...if you cant even write heil hitler you are the worst neo nazi ive ever seen xD

    i am german and if you really like hitler i dont understand why you call me a nigger and stuff like that

    dämlicher wonnabee nazi omg

  • Neo nazis are mean. They saw peopes heads off. I saw a video of it. They're also pathetic - they can't even show their faces in the video. Nazis = fail.

  • ur just mad cuz ur dad touched you when you were a kid. Whats the matter, you shit scared to visit israel? I bet it is because ur mom got fucked by a jew while u cried watching.

  • any fuckface can act tough on youtube. If you have the balls say that in Israel.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I cant stop laughing!

  • who is hitler?

  • u serious?

  • "u serious? "

    what do you think? every other day, i hear something being compared to him, so it would have been pretty hard to miss.

  • next time you open your mouth, try putting a .357 in it and pulling the trigger

  • dude that's too small for him .lol hehehehe

  • One last thing, he's obviously hung like a hummingbird.

  • Maybe he should stuff it up his ass, thats were his brains probaly are, all three cells.

  • wenn man deutsch kann is das ziemlich unlustig weil der untertitel nichts mit dem gesprochenen zu tun hat...das wird dann iwie unnötig...

  • The NAZIS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL THING THAT HAVE/WALK OUR PLANET/POTENTIAL FOR TRUE EVOLUTION/FIRE/POWER/DISCIPLIN E /TRUE WARRIORS/TRUE KILLING MACHINES/BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL/COMMITTED TILL DEATH/CARRYING THE MISSION FOR THE FATHER LAND/FOR THE BLOOD/FOR THE STAB IN THE BACK OF WW1 CARRYING THE FLAGS TILL THE END/WHICH IS NEVER/AS THE EXPRESSION OF LIFE/PASSION//AND POWER/NEVER END/NEVER/TRUE GREATNESS/13/31/ 卐 HEIL HITLER 卐/ 卍 ϟϟ 卍卐 HEIL HITLER 卐 卍 ϟϟ 卍

  • ya not really we kinnda kicked there ass so bad that hitler killed himself so really i bet that japan is a better wepon then nazi thay were only doin there jobs thay probly dident eve really like hitler wit alot of his offacers tryin to kill him ur a bitch nazis suck ass

  • you neo nazi

    also a correction they WHERE the most powerful thing and bla bla bla

  • lol xD

  • haha ur funny scorpionhalloween dude, intriguing and funny.

    but lemme say, ur english is shithouse.

  • Absolutely hilarious!

  • This is good XD ROTFLOL And no doubt it is something that Hitler would have said. Although perhaps a better comparison for Bush would be Stalin... Who would agree? Hitler did what he said he would. Stalin betrayed and killed to maintain his power, lying and bending the USSR into a parody of what it was meant to be. This sounds more like Bush than Hitler does. For all his faults Hitler never lied.

  • Fail.

    Hitler: 9 million people. Stalin: 20 million. Bush: 0. He was sued for FOUR people wrongfully detained.

    Now Democrat FDR who stole property from 110,000 Japanese Americans (and others, because all those slant-eyes looked the same, right?), put them in concentration camps, and left a lot of them to die without coal, proper food or medical care, comes close.

    The Dems are responsible for WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, Bosnia twice, Kosovo, and Somalia. Those are your murderous warmongers.

  • I was not refering to the number of deaths but to the menas by which he came to and maintained power. Every politician kills to come to power. Even Christ and Ghandi have blood on their hands if we want to be technical.

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  • watch this spoof of Hitler "Hitler Gets a Girl Pregnant" its the funniest thing Ive seen!!!

  • the only gripe i have against bush jr and his administration is that he did not invade more arab states.

  • This just further demonstrates that Bush is a Fascist Pig and Must be tried as a WAR CRIMINAL. As for all you dubya dick sucking asshole Bushnazi's, FUCK YOU ALL!!

  • I proudly volunteered to deploy to the Middle East and recognize the strategic genius behind it. Do please include me in any war criminal charges.

  • Hitler had charisma on his time.

  • ok, bush is like hitler...they are both complete fucking morons, as for all the shit bein dumped on him, he deserves it, not every one running for president can ask dad to rig an election, as for 911,theres strong evidence saying it wasnt terrorists, look at the israeli bombings, when a rocket hits, shit flies, when the wtc dropped, the only shit that flew was dust & bushes gums he gums cant stop flappin, so all in all, they are both morons, and both dead (well bush is only brain dead)

  • bush is the reasons my brothers dead fuck bush

  • Did Bush force your brother to join the military? Quit blaming other people for your brothers choice-farmboy184.

  • Let me guess your brother died over seas? Well I strongly respect him! Also since he died I respect that he gave his life for his country and our freedoms! There is no draft instated so he chose to be in the army also, if it were not for Bush having us go to war terrorist would think they could do whatever they want and get away with it, they still try and and still hate America but, they know the consistences now. Your brother is brave and, he probably doesn't think the same as you.

  • @farmboy184

    im sorry for you and your family!! I hope you can be in any way proud og him, because I am as well!!! What counts is your brother served your country and your armed forces, not the sick president!

    Bush has been the one that damaged the reputation of USA worst in the nearly unexceptional glory history of America!

    You people over there have to go through hard times, as we do, too! May your brother rest in peace in the company of god the almighty!

    !

  • BUSH : What a bullshiter. Do people still have respect for that ass-hole. He should be prosecuted for mass murder, crimes against humanity and so many more past and future. Mark my words. This guy is preparing his exit and ripping the American population of their basic human rights, and giving out big presents to his Corporate friends. The Bush family made their money from W's grandfather's implications with Hitler and the Nazi's. Just add it up.

    WORLD BEWARE he will soon be on the loose.

  • Give it up, moron. Did you know the Kennedy Family actually SUPPORTED Hitler? Are you going to blame Ted Kennedy for that? or Bobby? Or John? or Caroline? You need to go back to school and take math again. Mental midgets like you said the same thing about Johnson, Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, and Clinton. It's tired old paranoia. Mental masturbation for the intellectually lazy. Get a life

  • Check these out ;

    Bush Family Aided Hitler

    Concentration Camps being built for U.S citizens

    You better beware because having colored skin they will spot you right away and you will end up in the first line up.

    People open your eyes.

    Goerge W. Bush is the antechrist.

    His family have been "harvesting" him with Hitler's philosophy straight

    from the crib. Devil in disguise with is his hypocrite grin and little rat eyes.

  • Son, you need help. You really need to seek psychiatric help. Unless, of course, you are just joking. But honestly, I am not joking about you seeking counseling. You are so blinded by hate and fear, you need to man up. GWB is just a man. He WILL leave office in a month and Obama will be President. When that happens, what will you say?

  • It is you who is ill informed. Bush and his friends depend on that. Keeping you informed by gagged press. They only tell you what they want you to know. They hide behind that hypocrite smile to better rob you. Wake up!

    Must see info here : can't give a link, so here's the pitch; Google : WonkRoom ,once on home page, in the browser remove the date at then end and add /bush-sprint-finish/.

    Read this info and then tell me whom of us two will be in need of help.

  • Or if you need comedy to understand, watch this one : George W. Bush's Nightmare Before Christmas

  • I don't need to look at these lunatic websites. I am far too discriminating about my information sources to rely on hysterical internet rumors from similarly minded fools like you. I really hope you are a very young person who could not know any better, but if you are over 30, then shame on you.

  • still think Bush isn't leaving office, jerkoff?

  • good idea but the timing of the subtitles needs some work. he doesn't look like he's personally insulted, as the subtitles indicate.

  • nice fake subtitle. hehe.

  • To all you ignorant assholes who compare Bush with Hitler, please explain one thing....if Bush is just like Hitler, then why aren't all you pussy ass motherfuckers not just a pile of ashes somewhere? Any answer for that one, dickheads? As far as I can tell you are a bunch of mindless idiots incapable of critical thinking with no regard at all for the horror that was Hitler and his brand of Socialism.

  • you know why we aren't? because now a days, that would cause a fucking riot and people wouldn't just sit there and take it. There are alot of people for human rights who aren't afraid to kill.

  • oh brother.....are you listening to yourself? you talk like child. You think people today are so much more advanced in their thinking that the Germans of 60 years ago? You also think that if it weren't for the fear of an uprising, Bush would actually be incinerating people like you? Put the blunt down, brother. You are fucking stoned. No one should take people who talk like you do seriously...very weak shit, dude.

  • Go fuck yourself, nigger.

  • I will......as soon as I am done with your mother and your dead father's severed skull. EAT ME

  • SOS-NTTH?

  • Katotaan... Ehkä huomenna.

  • Eikö mitenkään kävis tänään, tänään ois just sopivasti aikaa mulla

  • No tavataan jossai huoltoasemal.

  • Ok, eli riihikosken nesteellä kello 23:41

  • the nazi party atually lost far a wide margin in the legal elections in 33, but took power through a coup, after that he never looked back

  • im a rebublican and this is not offensive to me but just humor and its hilarious

  • dude he is dutch ;)

  • I just knew you people would say that. It's like a dog worrying at an old bone. I'd put a little more belief in that old canard if EVERYTIME there was a vote count made, The President was NOT ahead. He was ahead election night, he was ahead the next month -- when was he not ahead?? How the **** do you STEAL something you're always ahead in???

  • this is funny but the subtitles were a bit wird so i got a headaache :p ogh well it was worth the laughs

  • the subtitles are totally wrong,

    obviously you don't understand a word of deutsch,

    or have any idea about their history.

    comedyjesus, you are a uneducated tart.

    i'm suprised you even can operate a pc at all.

  • Dear Dieper,

    Thank you for pointing out that I have translated the subtitles wrong.

    My German/English/Aramaic dictionary is a bit old.

  • dieper,

    You must be german! not because you speak german, but becasue you have no humor!

    You have a tuma in your huma. "It's Not a Tumor" "You idiot" "asta la vista baby"

  • nee ik ben geen duitser,maar liever dat nog dan een yank.

    en grapjes maken over dat america niet het 4e reich zou zijn vind ik niet grappig.

    wel grapjes over belgen en frietzakjes.

    avé

  • It's not humor either, it's humour.

  • actually humor is the common spelling, but humour is an old english spelling that isn't used as much as humor.

  • odinos if i ever find you i will cut your head off and shit in your neck cunt

  • he was evil, but at least he wasn't a retard...?

  • Hitler was a fucking idiot! a mass murder how the fuck can you say he is a hero?!!! you fucking idiots!!

  • hitlers moustache was fuckin awesome gotta love the haircut too , someone otta bring that back , hey why is it the best killers or people responsible for people getting killed all seem to have the most cool moustaches coincedence, i think not

  • As odd as it may seem, Hitler was not a Nazi. He ultimately wasn't a nationalist, nor was he a true socialists (he had the true blue S.A. socialists eliminated in the Night of the Long Knives), nor was he technically a German (he was Austrian), and he was never at any moment in his life a member of the working class in either Austria or Germany. Pretty ironic, eh?

  • LOL brilliant!

  • Ha, ha,.... Love it!!!!!!

  • Idiots... Hitler was an hero, bush is just a president...

  • a Hero?..

  • Hitler was a Democratic Socialist, like Clinton

  • Nationalist Socialist= Nazi. Clinton was not a nationalist. What is this recent thing with right wingers saying librials are fascist? I will accept that the extreme left are communists but not nationalits.

  • Lol, where did you study history? Hitler DEMOCRAT SOCIAlIST?

    The word NAZI is derived from the german NATIONAL... Bling...Bling?

    He led NATIONAL SOCIALIST German Workers Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei NSDAP)... NOW BACK TO YOU MY FRIEND... Seriously I think youtube should have an MCQ STYLE ENTRANCE EXAMINATION FOR PEOPLE WHO INTEND TO POST AND COMMENT :)

  • fuck, hes wright!! bush has killed many people in iraq and hes on soldiers in that war seeking for money. he to killed people by making world trade center collapsing, yes it was him who put bombs inside the buildings to start the war.

  • MOS DEF BUSH: Search for that on youtube: cool music video.

  • Let me expand your incorrect knowledge of oil companies. I do not know of Croatia oil companies but here in the states an oil company only makes pennies less than 13 cents per gallon. All other inflated factors are added because of our government taxation. Yes tax, our great government always need more taxes.

  • Hey, Hitler was at least honest, he would openly say: im invading iraq and taking their oil. Its much cooler than making excuses like "bringing democracy", "fighting terrorism", etc., while stealing resources.

  • Even if we do end up getting oil over this you wont hear anybody bitching about the cheaper gas. All the people that are bashing our troops will be the first people in line to get their cheaper gas.

    Id love to put these people that are against the war in Iraq so they can gettin eatin alive by the terrorsits and then we could see how they felt about the war. The terrorists dont give a shit about them. They'd slit every one of your throats! Absoloutly amazing how stupid people are!

  • Yup. Thats why i wouldnt go to iraq, and neither should anyone. And gas isnt expansive because its low in supply, its expansive because companies are greedy.

  • So you would not go to Iraq.Mmm. You would not go to any war not even to defend your own country of Croatia (that is low). But you sure can bash other countries. That tells much about you.

  • I would gladly die for my country, mind you. I would defend her with my life. But taxes on gas are unnecceserry, dont you agree?

  • Correct. Our goverment is very greedy. They always need more taxes for everything. Now we have two candidates one is ok and the other one wants to raise taxes like hell. He is the most liberal person in the senate. Like we don't have enouph taxes as it is.

  • Yea, just when you think taxes are high, they give a few more lol. I hope it gets better for you. And i hope your goverment regains its sanity.

  • Thank you. I am watching the Olympics, good game now between US Team and China Team.

    Best regards to you and your country.

  • Basketball game

  • Thank you, my best wishes to you and your people. Im not so interested in Olympics currently as im interested in russian invasion of Georgia. Makes me depressed to see such a strong country attack so much smaller one, in this day and age :(

  • u kown how many southerns must haved freaked out when they frist told about that lol

  • taxes on gas are necessary to pay for roads and local infrastructure. Higher taxes to pay for nation building around the world is unnecessary.

  • lol, i'm german so i can understand what hitler really sais... but the sound quality is very bad, so one time i understand ".... to our own flesh" instead of "...to our own effort" (flesh = fleisch; effort = fleiss :D)

    well hitler is an ass

  • The jews have many ancient cultural survival mechanisms (aka Dirty Tricks) such as often claiming the greatest leader of their enemy to be a part-jew in the hope that the followers will then abandon the great man as their leader if they can be made to believe he is really jew. Dirty cunning jews did the same thing to the nazarene Jesus but only people of intelligence are able to see thru all of their psychological warfare while the dummies always swallow it whole as always.

  • That was not funny ant all and very bad translat0Rt ^^

    Fk your paranoid history/religion shit.

  • Bad translation, nooooooooooo, realy??????????

  • What's bad about being a muslim?

    Oh.. you bought into the media bullshit about Islam being some sort of evil satan worship. Figures.

  • bdswetty: Hey I did not bought into the media bullshit about Islam being evil. What I do not like about a Muslim they discriminate against women period. That is a fact.

  • True. But almost every religion degrades women.

    Damn near everyone refers to God as a "he" or "him"

  • Obama isn't necessarily Muslim just because he had a Muslim father... I have Christian parents, but I'm not Christian. Obama is whatever he says he is: he says he's Christian, so take his word for it.

  • He's a rich politician with a smooth way with words. Muslim, christian, buddhist, it doesn't matter. He's no different than any of the other corrupt leaders in the world. Don't trust anything he says.

  • wow whoever compared george bush to hitler is a fuckin moron yeah i dont like bush but hitler was a monster...bush is just dumb...seriously hitler killed how many jews...yeah and here we are bitching about bush well get over it stop being all but hurt because things are not your way...the world doesnt revolve around you assholes, so deal with it for the next couple months and then he will be gone and we will probably get some new douche bag that will fuck us over.

  • 1. Jews weren't the only people who died in WW2. 25 million soviet citizens died to hitler's campaign. If you think Jews were the only ones getting tortured and gased, you're just another tool. It's zionist propaganda to get more money.

    2. You think bush's indiscriminate slaughtering of innocent Iraqi civilians is righteous? It's no different than Hitler's murders. America is no better, just better as covering up the truth.

    3. Quit being a tool

  • Clinton slaughtered serbians minority in Kosovo

  • Hitler murdred in a truly horrible manner over 11,000,000 people in the camps. While he hated Jews, He also murdered gypsies, freemasons, homosexuals, in short almost anyone. He was a true monster.

  • ^_^

  • That was funny. Hell is real. So is the Jesus from 2000 years ago.

  • Bush is an criminal element supported by the

    ( jewish ) high finance.But in the next months he will suck this motherfucker.And everybody, for example an ape would be better in this office than bush.That's absolutely clear!!!

  • Prescott Bush; where are all nazi scientists and jews Gold ? "911sistem" is a tecnich that with the NET is off,but in old times,.......

  • Its translated completely wrong. You could take a speech by Lenin or A. Schwarzenegger an write your stuff under it just as well.

    Here you can see an example of the ignorance of some of the americans. You have NO idea of the german history, some of you still really think we're in germany still nazis.

    You can't compare Hitler with Bush, the one is a dictator, the other one an politician in a democratic republic. If you could understand only one speech of hitler, you would know that. -.-

  • pho3nyx, you are such a dense idiot. s-a-t-i-r-e

  • I don't think, thats a appropriate fundament for satiric fooling. That is no FUN!

    But you seem to feel adressed by my description of SOME americans.

    By the way, i made this experience of ignorant americans myself. They seriously asked me whether im a Nazi.

    This level of knowledge is frightening.

  • When i lived in Germany for two years, the typical German my age would ask "how could you vote for Bush?" pho3nyx ignorance is fucking everywhere. really astonishing.

  • I'm shaking, I really am. Don't these people ever read history -- comparing American WWII detention camps to Dachua and death-camps like Bergen-Belsen, Treblinka, and Auschwitz. DO YOU 'PEOPLE' HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT ADOLF HITLER WAS AND WHAT HE DID!! He was EVIL incarnate!! To compare a democratically elected (yeah, I can hear you now) president to pure evil is just about the sickest thing I have ever heard. Some 'satire' is 'beyond the pale' zcdarkside -- this is one of them.

  • i hear bush wasn't exactly democratically elected

    okay, bush has not done as much as hitler had, but bush is still quite horrible... he lies to his citizens (some of whom actually believe him) and leads them to war in iraq (and afghanistan)...

    so many lives are taken because of george bush and his bullshit

    and yet, he thinks he is doing the "right thing" for the country

  • Actually bush would have had a humble presidency if it was not for 911 and the take over by the neo conservatives of his administration and the state department. He was elected by a republic which is not a democracy. The united states of America has always called itself a republic not a democracy

  • Hitler was elected...

  • But my question was: "how do you steal [a vote count] you are always ahead in?" I'm not sure what "Hitler was elected..." is suppose to mean. Is that such a clever riposte' that a normal person like I can not even understand the brilliance of it?

  • Strictly speaking Hitler was NOT elected to power. His Chancellorship was an appointment given to him by President Hindenburg at a time his Nazi Party at best held only 44% of the Reichstag. It was only through the cooperation of parties (who either foolishly though they could use Hitler to their ends or were forced into agreement) that allowed the Enabling Act that effectively combined the legislative and executive branches.