The One-Liners of Roger Sterling

[thenamesbanana]

Oh, look, Princess Grace just swallowed a basketball!

[XMattingly]

"You know he's going to lose his foot!?!"

"Wow and just when he got it in the door...."

[photo04]

Aren't you even going to have any of this? Look we've got Oysters Rockefeller, Beef Wellington, Napoleon. If we leave this lunch alone. It'll take over Europe.

[mummyjohn]

I bought his book.

[1981OSNY]

@krrwasser "...finally we got Sammy, Frank, and Dino back ... well sort of." What a great tag- sums it up nice --outstanding. It was solid alone, but with the "well sort of" you just nailed it. Well done.

[krrwasser]

Love Roger, he compliments Draper perfectly. I love all those guys. Finally we got Sammy, Frank and Dino back....well sort of.

[led4acs]

“I like redheads. Their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk.”

and to Joan, ""Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides."

[waaatwat]

"...and just when he got it in the door"

[julionica]

"When God closes a door, He opens a dress"

[nailon323]

@julionica fuck you, i was just about to type thet quote, btw, got to thumb you up moron

[coath514]

"she died the way she lived, surrounded by people she answered phones for"

[Gewok666]

Should have, "looks like Iwo Jima out there." and, "right when he got it in the door".

[BarryDennen12]

HAHA. "Y'ever get 3 sheets to the wind and try that thing on??"

fucking ace.

[aguyyaknow]

I don´t get that first one, when he says "It wasn´t easy". What wasn´t easy?

[pneumo57]

@aguyyaknow If I remember correctly, they were firing somebody.

[aguyyaknow]

@pneumo57

Yeah, I know, but that couldn´t... oh wait, I got it.

[depp8444]

@aguyyaknow They were laying off some accountants...he walked in just as he was fired

[BarryDennen12]

They were firing someone.

[tothandrei]

"Oh God, I miss the fifties..."

[tothandrei]

Jesus... You left out all the good ones. WTF?

[ngilford1]

u dont seem to know what a 1 liner is

[Goshi3000]

I like

"My wife had a dream that I hit the dog with our car. She was mad at me all day. I didn't hit the dog with car. We don't even have a dog."

[whatuswattingat]

John Slattery is SO HOT!

[ayanbashir]

Pryce don't be hy we have tea..

[jetfire851]

I love that John Slattery is shorter than Jon Hamm--you can always see him step down when Stirling and Don have to take their shoes off in Cooper's office. It's a nice visual trick.

[AustralianForGirl]

When God closes a door, he opens a dress.

[chodiestchode]

@1:01, For a moment I thought they were looking at a lap top!

[lib3rated]

the one at 1:00 is hilarious! can't stop laughing..

[PrettyAwesomeBaby]

You forgot "I'm off, I need to memorize the names of the people I need to fire"

[pbazero999]

One of my favs -

Don: "Did you enjoy ze fuhrer's birthday?"

Roger: "May he live for a thouzan years!"

[mightymac63]

what about "When God closes a door, he opens a dress"..and of course the classic about Joanie.."Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me, and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart: you are the finest piece of ass I ever had, and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides."

[tetsgomets]

What about the line where Don announces he will marry Meghan and he goes. Who the hell is that. Or "I gotta go learn a whole bunch of peoples names before I fire them"

[KYKIN89]

John Satterly literally steals the show with his lines written by brillant writers on MM. I hope he grabs an Emmy in September.

[MrBandy12917]

@KYKIN89 Yep! He and Jon Hamm have been nominated for an Emmy for the 4th time this year!!!! :D

[stevemaster1763]

After the lawn mower incident: "Somewhere, in some ad agency, this has happened before."

I don't know what was said next, because I was laughing too hard.

[thebopper99]

"Well that settles it. December 15, 1963. Four guys shot off their own legs!"

[thebopper99]

"Look we got oysters rockefeller, beef wellington and napoleon. If we leave this lunch alone, it will take over Europe!"

[yankeeangel26]

Roger Sterling is one of those characters that I love watching, but wouldn't want to deal with too often if he was a real person.

[spongevee1]

"They know what that nut means to Utz and what Utz means to us."

[mrbrockpeters]

This guy is definition of a gentleman.

[mbenzsl2000]

@mrbrockpeters lol, no hes not. Hes pretty much a Quagmire...lol. Hillarious as hell and bones anything with two legs.....but hes no gentlemen

[stuckdale]

oh god I hate roger so much

[DygitalNinja]

Roger Streling is the man

"I love how they sit there like a bunch of choir boys. You know one of them is leaving New York with VD"

"If you hit it off come Turkey Day maybe you can stuff her."

[BarryDennen12]

"We don't want your jap crap!"

[BarryDennen12]

Roger Sterling is my fucking hero.

[scribey34]

I WANT WHITE HAIR

[bbusch09]

"mona once had a dream that i ran over our dog. she spent all day mad at me for something i didnt do. i didnt hit the dog. we dont even have a dog!"

[Maeximilian]

What's with: "When God closes a door, he opens a dress."

[HerrLuiluu]

where is "that little shit!"

[TheAwesonVideoDude]

lol the guy is such an asshole on the show.

[TheDudeman619]

who cares what women want

[gimmemorecoffee]

best show in history of t.v. (after the sopranos of course)

[dieneses]

You forgot the line he says to Don in Season 4 "So, you'd get cancer?"

[dnch]

yeah but bewitched didnt have Christina

[alryan24]

fuck he so sessy

[nadygord57]

is larry tate all over again..... cannot people realise mad men is just a copy of the sixties sitcom bewitched? blindness... came to america.

[jlogue88]

@nadygord57 Not at all

[datsfantastic]

I'm not really gonna kill him........I just would like to.."

[nadygord57]

mad men is a copy of bewitched..

[dalesalsa]

Damn... are all these guys assholes? Is that what the show is about..?

[IDF1987]

"Oh... sad meeting.  Sorry about that."

[tbbarbour]

I expected to hear ''Sorry to put a downer on things before cocktail hour''.

[Pepotamo1985]

Sterling playing with the bat and ball is fucking epic.

[rickbrownell]

Roger Sterling is a great character. He has the best lines. Makes me almost want to be him...almost...then again, no...but still a great character.

[CosmicApe2]

Roger is the best.

[kenp3L]

You forgot: "So, it's official. Friday, December 13, 1963. Four guys shot their own legs off."

[hurley911]

best line not mentioned---i think it was a Draper line "Sterling Cooper has more failed artists than the third reich."

[arielgirl]

Sexy silver fox.

[livefortheday]

"He's like an older version of Bruce Willis' David Addison Jr. in MOONLIGHTING.

In other words: my kind of man!

Also, what about the "He's self-so righteous!", "Dada", "Not until I get a pop, Louise" and "finest piece of ass" moments"?

[slaplan]

best line.... as sterling walks into don's office and pours himself a drink: "i've heard that drinking alone means your an alcoholic. i'm really trying to avoid that."

[swastikausa]

never realized before but john slattery was in my favorite movie sleepers. he was the kind teacher in the boys prison.

[xxdethpallyxx]

Forgot "Oh if it isn't Martin Luther King. I oughta drop kick you off the roof!" one of my favorite lines on the show

[SeanP87]

In the meeting with the Honda execs: "It's not over until someone drops the big one...twice"

[ExpulsionofGermans]

How about when he tells Joan he was giving Caroline "a hard time" and asks Joan "can I interest you in the same?" Or maybe his Japanophobic one-liners in "Chrysanthemum and the Sword."

[BloodyCatastrophee]

@ExpulsionofGermans muahahahaha i remember that one. haha soo smooth lol ahahaha xD!!

[stroeiulia1]

u forgot when he tells Joan she`s the greatest piece of ass

[Chalumeau]

what about "The British are coming" ?

[GogetaEX]

Anyone knows the sound system he has in his room? I remember one episode where he talked about it, but I forgot its name.

[nagertfagert1]

Don: " Did you enjoy the Fuhrer's Birthday?"

Roger:" May he live for a thousands years!"

[tommyleeshunni]

i love him! pimp..

[szqsk8]

Roger Sterling is hands-down my favorite character!  Love his dry wit and barbs.

[throopnyc]

This guy is just too good looking to be for real. Amazing!. Write me, John.

[AliOzgurAtes]

0::56

wait.

this has to be around the time the brits bought Sterling Cooper. yet, not only is Ms Blankenship in the script , bertie actually asks about her, making this the most subtle (though probably retroactive) foreshadowing i've ever seen.

[bobanddavid90]

@AliOzgurAtes Ms. Blankenship used to be Cooper's secretary, so I imagine her name used to get thrown around a lot, we just never noticed it at the time. They even mentioned this when she became a shown character this season.

[joohls77]

"I'm Glad everyone can make it sound like they're working so hard" it was the 1st season but still how could you miss that

[flavadaveflynn7]

An utterly brilliant character.

[tylenol2k7]

roger is definitely my favorite character next to pete.

[moriya2k2]

"She owns a horse farm that makes dog food"

lol

[HappyGirl01234567890]

I think the line where he reprimands Pete about arguing with client and says "Do you know how many hand-jobs I'll have to give to smooth it over?" is pretty damn funny too. Gotta love Roger! ;)

[SQUIRRELJazz]

Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.

Don: How was it?

Roger: Average.

[GildaLee27]

Ah, forgot this choice interchange btwn him and Don:

Don: What do women want?

Roger: Who cares?

That's just the kind of man he is.

[tragic1Kingdom]

Sometimes I wonder what Roger does all day in his office.  I now realize he just sits and thinks of brilliant one-liners.

By the way, you forgot my all time favorite one.

Roger to Pete: "I should dropkick you off the roof."

[Dontbeahater102]

"she doesnt know his net worth just dropped by half"

[alexanderdevaux]

hilarious, rarely see this guy working, so funny, yes yes, i know he's a name partner and he's like cooper, but he's also head of all the account men right? but most of the time it just looks like he's going around fawking around and dropping quips.

thanks for the upload, second favorite character, after Don Draper of course.

[Schmoe552001]

Thanks.

[donnalynnebrown2010]

Very good but want more!! Want where Roger says to Don "You're not good at relationships because you don't value them."

[LadyVeeee]

or, doing the introductions : "Duck - Crab, Crab - Duck." Not as funny but still.

[Bliss725]

Great!  Thanks love Roger nice job

[cubbyfrac]

these are only from the third season he has some way better one's in the other seasons

[FissellFeet]

Wheres Roger with the paddle ball in season 2. " Nobody knows what im doin in here! Its good for mystique!"

[beepandbop]

Roger Sterling's daughter is hot.

[beepandbop]

@horsesandcourses17 Thank you, I appreciate it!

[beepandbop]

And who is Roger referring to whose net worth dropped by half? Thx! :)

[beepandbop]

I didn't get the part about the lioness and Mona. Someone explain please?

[millennica]

Can sb tell me the name of actress that plays Roger Sterling's love from past?

[modestlyneutral]

I love Sterling, he's brilliant.

[saladman8283]

What about when Roger and Don are at the oyster bar and Roger motions to the martini glasses and says to the waiter, "We're going to take another lap here."

[NewYorkeProductions]

@saladman8283 I had to go looking for that one, but I'm not so sure it was at the oyster bar. I think it's just a regular bar, but it's from S02E09, "Six Month Leave" where they let Freddy Rumsen go.

[Irrenmann]

My favorite was after Guy McKendrick got run over by the lawn mower and they were cleaning up the blood. Roger walks by and says through the door into the office, "Christ, it's like Iwo Jima out there." I had to pause it.

[pinupgirlclothing]

I can't believe you don't have his greatest line of all time: "Who cares!"

[xTheOxx]

Oh man, that lioness quote is unbeatable.

[DaRealDannyD]

I have the pr0n0 version.. LOL!

[BrattyMaddy]

You forget the line "just when he got it in the door" about the brit who's foot got cut off

[hollymarg]

@BrattyMaddy I don't think I have laughed as much over any other single line from any other show...that 'foot' quip was sheer genius;-)

[NESherv]

@BrattyMaddy "Guy Walks Into An Advertising Agency"

[AlleghenyRunner]

Very good job! Entertaining snipit.

[crownofthevalley]

It's missing his best one-liner of season 3: "Right when he got it in the door."

[thompowell15]

"Well... I'm not really going to kill him -- I just would like to."

[OptimusValdez]

Awesome, but it needs the "Iwo Jima" and "foot in the door" bits when that guy had his foot chopped off by the John Deere.

[dw070]

this show is depressing.

[byblosadvocate]

Didn't catch the season finale huh?

[imeatingmyhead]

What is this from? What movie/show?

[davis2430]

madmen?

[obiterdicta]

Omg .. Mad Men. You haven't been watching??

[jamesjeffreypaul]

Roger is so awful--and yet so entertaining and, strangely, endearing!