LOL dude, ur a victim of trends and mainstream. U don´t know a shit about Hardcore and there´s no way to learn that. Even if this should be a funny joke, i´m unable to laugh about it. But unfortunally there are hundreds of "how to be this or that" topics on here. Maybe u should rename the vid to "How to become hilarious". This comment is from a guy, who lives, eats and shits Hardcore since 1994, means u pissed in ur diapers at that timepoint and prefered to suck ur thumb...
in hardcore i dont think style is a big deal it's more about the music and if you have to correct people about the style thats what is imortant to you and not the music.
Stop it . Why the **** do you mock us ? BTW : i don't think hardcore is a subculture.. ( at least i think that ) . But im Straight Edge anyway , so just stop mocking ANY person that listens to hardcore punk
CXLE, sorry for the late reply to your post i havn't meen on "the Tube" much recently.
I do actually know my music genres pretty well. This video is primarily made to take the piss out of the abhorrent new wave of Kerrang-endorsed hardcore kids that is taking hold in Britain, not the original hardcore movement and its bands m(the likes of Fugazi etc) . I actually have respect for the old genre, just not all the new faggot crap like BMTH and Gallows.
hahahaha!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh my god. are you kidding, so this is what you do with your life? you put all your spare time talking trash about "hardcore" wow dude. go back to the BMTH video and respond to my post back to you agian! please i cant wait to see your newest retarded response! ahh i love it. hahahahah! get a lifeee oh my goddddddd ahhaha!!! YES! hhahaaha!!!!!!! hahahah! you just made my day hahaha. god its just so funny, lame kids just make me sooo happy someitmes! oh benji.. fag.
judging by the eloquence of your comment id guess your one of your mothers regretful mistakes when she sold her body for crack to some hick trailer trash, forgetting to use a condom.
Repeatedly typing HA doesnt constitute an effective insult in my opinion, so take your limb flailing, flat peak wearing, hardcore bullshit to some crappy show that im guarenteed not to attend.
Only a real hardcore poser faggot who takes his clique to seriously or a retard couldnt find this funny, which are you?
im just a normal guy, who acts like myself, i am not part of any clique, thus why i thought this video was stupid, i dont agree with cliques, but if others want to be part of them who cares, also atleast im not as offended as you are by youtube comments, cuz clearly you are very angry by my comment,sad. and i dont "limb flail" or wear a "flat peak" either, i jsut like the band, i also like sublime, system of a down, cypress hill wu tang, beatlest, old rock,..mostly all Genres of music..so..
. its not like im sticking with one type of music, and also saying shit about my mom and how im aparently trialer trash and a mistake isnt really an insult either, cleary, seeing as the fact that you dont know me, soo..your not saying anythign true about me. and how would i be a posser anyway, i feel like making fun of other cliques makes you more of a poser than standing up for a group of people like i did.soo..yeahhh whatever you say dude, im done fighting on youtube, i have a life...
Before you decide to say anything about how his british language is that of a "Fag" remember that
a) you can't spell "something" without feeling the need to create a shite example of slang. What the hell is "suttin", i'll tell you what it is. It's your excuse for being a retarded louse that hangs off the bottom of a dogs wet scrotom.
b) Oli Sykes can't even go a sentence without his turrets kicking in. The fact that you think BMTH are a decent band makes me want to vomit!
ur 15 man go fuck off back to mummy and tell her ur problems, we dont wanna hear them. hardcore is for pricks who think it makes them cool and hard. grow up fuckwit
hardcore is about self definition. therefore you cant teach someone how to do it. its about finding yourself and doing things your own way not learning to do things a certain way. why have like 10 million people made videos like this. its not even an original idea. which demonstrates you know nothing about hardcore. your copying all the other idiots who have done this. and everything they say is just based on misinformation. learn about something before you try to patronize it.
"self definition" wtf. Oh ok, lets all wear the same shit and listen to the same screeching music. mmmm...ok
hardcore is one of the funniest things i have ever had this misfortune of stumbing across and this video captures it, in all its moronic glory. :P
and id also like to add that this vidoe is unique, its actually funny and does it with satire and wit (something you might not have the capacity to grasp) rather than with outright supidity.
oh my god you dont know anything about music stop acting like you do. hardcore is completely against conforming to a certain way of life its about being yourself and finding out whats right for you. your thinkgin of emo and metal because that shits more popular and thats what retards like you think hardcore is. all the kids i know that go to hardcore shows dress totally different and listen to all kinds of different music. learn about something before you decide to insult it.
wow i dont even know where to begin to explain how silly that statement is. well its obvious you dont know about hardcore or the bands in the early 80's or anything about the movement so ill just have fun with how dumb what you said is with an example. lets take the word pizza. pizza is something defined by one word. is pizza "people following the same thing trying to act the same as each other"?it would take me a while to really analyze everything wrong with what you said ill just stop there.
and the kid in this video completely fits the profile of a modern metal or emo kid. studded white belt, tight pants, really skinny, long hair combed into his face. he doesnt know the history of the music or what makes diferrent styles of music different. and there are like 10,000 other videos with kids just like this who wanna seem like thier hip and know about music but they dont really they just listen to a few bands and go to a few shows and think they do.
The reason for the "studded white belt, tight pants, really skinny, long hair combed into his face" is because it is impersonating what hardcore has become.
then the title of the video should be"how to look like a retard and be a trendyfag and claim your being hardcore" not "how to be hardcore". it pisses me off because most people dont know what hardcore is and they see something like this and go lolz ohemgee harcore is lyke so lame and they dont know anything about it. if they were given accurate information on the music and then they made fun of it that would be ok but when they call it something it isnt and then make fun of its very frustrating.
LOL dude, ur a victim of trends and mainstream. U don´t know a shit about Hardcore and there´s no way to learn that. Even if this should be a funny joke, i´m unable to laugh about it. But unfortunally there are hundreds of "how to be this or that" topics on here. Maybe u should rename the vid to "How to become hilarious". This comment is from a guy, who lives, eats and shits Hardcore since 1994, means u pissed in ur diapers at that timepoint and prefered to suck ur thumb...
trendresistent 1 year ago
straightened hair isn't hardcore, a shaved head is.
Darthzedd 1 year ago 2
hardcore and emo shit is gay and retarded
Livinglifehigh 2 years ago
Phahaha! the dancing made me chuckle :P
skittishbee123 3 years ago
Aye Doodz U 4got the Gauged Lobes..
LOL
xxsorrow4tHEbRoKen 3 years ago
man
i want that kid to be my best friend
haha
FOMOcass 3 years ago
I'm lawlzin. Cute accent!
chizaa8 3 years ago
the "hang on man I gotta do some calculations" thing was hilarious
SergiDanger 3 years ago
in hardcore i dont think style is a big deal it's more about the music and if you have to correct people about the style thats what is imortant to you and not the music.
waffelboy139 3 years ago
I LOVE ELISEO GUAJARDO, my metal God;]
unSTOPPABLExFLAME 3 years ago
Eli, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unSTOPPABLExFLAME 3 years ago
lol he's retarded.
Eli, If you see this I just wanted to say that I fucking love you!
Oh and that the video is pretty gay :D
Love ya!
unSTOPPABLExFLAME 3 years ago
homo
lucadepu 3 years ago
u are not hardcore!u are gay,shit,sucker come and show me that u are brutal!don't worry i'll find u and show u the real name of brutal!!
evil0302 3 years ago
u suck my dick when i shit!
evil0302 3 years ago
niceee. loved it.
nyssaisoncrack 3 years ago
Stop it . Why the **** do you mock us ? BTW : i don't think hardcore is a subculture.. ( at least i think that ) . But im Straight Edge anyway , so just stop mocking ANY person that listens to hardcore punk
Wigle101 3 years ago
loll you're so rubbish you're good.
did ur sis find out xD
dancinlemur 3 years ago
yeh this is just like all the other "how to be hardcore" videos, i know its made to be funny, but u still dont know shit about hardcore...
CXLE 3 years ago
CXLE, sorry for the late reply to your post i havn't meen on "the Tube" much recently.
I do actually know my music genres pretty well. This video is primarily made to take the piss out of the abhorrent new wave of Kerrang-endorsed hardcore kids that is taking hold in Britain, not the original hardcore movement and its bands m(the likes of Fugazi etc) . I actually have respect for the old genre, just not all the new faggot crap like BMTH and Gallows.
benjiebr0074l 3 years ago
lol well BMTH or gallows arent even hardcore atall its more like screamo/deathcore, it what all the scene kids listen to, u dont know hardcore.
CXLE 3 years ago
yeah he does dude I can tell he knows hardcore hes just mad (As well as me) is that bands like bmth label themselves hardcore
erikcobra718 3 years ago
lol SCENEFAGGG not HxC lol waht a looser
sam6656 3 years ago
this is scene to stupid fuck this is far from hardcore
netra5092 3 years ago
hahahaha!! good video, and you're hott!
somcko0l 3 years ago 3
why thank you (:
benjiebr0074l 3 years ago
you're welcome! haha
somcko0l 3 years ago 2
Agreed.
thosebadhabits 3 years ago 2
HARDCORE is based on punk dumb fucks not fucking screamo shit
IAMMETALX 3 years ago
hahah "that's br0074l....brutal."
standxdown 3 years ago 2
That was hilarious. My brother thinks he is hardcore...he just looks stupid...lol.
MrAndMrsKirby 3 years ago
YEAH "SCENECORE"...LMAO @ all the kids that Say "Br00tal"...I Shizz on Scenecore....ALL ABOUT TRUE HARDCORE!
TruthKillsStupid 3 years ago
will i ever have that 8 minutes back?
probably not...
whateverfast22 3 years ago
Haha
BR0074L
I think you're going to have to clean up some comments
Some people can be so precious to themselves
It's a FUCKING JOKE
:)
And I for one think it's rather funny
So if you're going to complain about hardcore, or bands or other meaningless wank, take your crap elsewhere
:)
xxxxxx
ajshifty2110 3 years ago 4
you are so fucking right!
somcko0l 3 years ago
hahaha dude your so right, all these hardcore kids gets so pissed, i made a 'how to be hardcore' and i laugh at how serious stupid kids take it lol.
joeyheartattack124 3 years ago
hahaha dude your so right, all these hardcore kids gets so pissed, i made a 'how to be hardcore' and i laugh at how serious stupid kids take it lol.
joeyheartattack124 3 years ago
The best part of you ran down your moms leg when you were born.
weeetard 3 years ago
You look more like a poser, piss of you little wannabe.
joinix 3 years ago
hahahaha!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh my god. are you kidding, so this is what you do with your life? you put all your spare time talking trash about "hardcore" wow dude. go back to the BMTH video and respond to my post back to you agian! please i cant wait to see your newest retarded response! ahh i love it. hahahahah! get a lifeee oh my goddddddd ahhaha!!! YES! hhahaaha!!!!!!! hahahah! you just made my day hahaha. god its just so funny, lame kids just make me sooo happy someitmes! oh benji.. fag.
iliveunderacar 3 years ago
judging by the eloquence of your comment id guess your one of your mothers regretful mistakes when she sold her body for crack to some hick trailer trash, forgetting to use a condom.
Repeatedly typing HA doesnt constitute an effective insult in my opinion, so take your limb flailing, flat peak wearing, hardcore bullshit to some crappy show that im guarenteed not to attend.
Only a real hardcore poser faggot who takes his clique to seriously or a retard couldnt find this funny, which are you?
smokepotnow 3 years ago
im just a normal guy, who acts like myself, i am not part of any clique, thus why i thought this video was stupid, i dont agree with cliques, but if others want to be part of them who cares, also atleast im not as offended as you are by youtube comments, cuz clearly you are very angry by my comment,sad. and i dont "limb flail" or wear a "flat peak" either, i jsut like the band, i also like sublime, system of a down, cypress hill wu tang, beatlest, old rock,..mostly all Genres of music..so..
iliveunderacar 3 years ago
. its not like im sticking with one type of music, and also saying shit about my mom and how im aparently trialer trash and a mistake isnt really an insult either, cleary, seeing as the fact that you dont know me, soo..your not saying anythign true about me. and how would i be a posser anyway, i feel like making fun of other cliques makes you more of a poser than standing up for a group of people like i did.soo..yeahhh whatever you say dude, im done fighting on youtube, i have a life...
iliveunderacar 3 years ago
lmao if hes suchhh a fag why do you spend your time watching his videos and commenting, don't you have a life.
kenndraa 3 years ago
Can you teach us how to be a dickhead like you next time? =)
darkertation 3 years ago
To c0ryoo0o,
Before you decide to say anything about how his british language is that of a "Fag" remember that
a) you can't spell "something" without feeling the need to create a shite example of slang. What the hell is "suttin", i'll tell you what it is. It's your excuse for being a retarded louse that hangs off the bottom of a dogs wet scrotom.
b) Oli Sykes can't even go a sentence without his turrets kicking in. The fact that you think BMTH are a decent band makes me want to vomit!
n_ )
whwhahahwhmate 3 years ago
stop making fun of hardcore dumbass!make fun of ur emo piece of shit trend
hardcorekids4life 3 years ago
ur 15 man go fuck off back to mummy and tell her ur problems, we dont wanna hear them. hardcore is for pricks who think it makes them cool and hard. grow up fuckwit
fieldhockeygoalie 3 years ago 2
fag holy shit u are a fag and u sucks
ManOnTheMoon6 3 years ago
u like british or suttin sound like a fag nnd dont make fun of bmth u fuckin bitch
c0ryoo0o 3 years ago
what was he doing without pants? O:
hahahaha XD
everything sounds better with englich accent
rockxmantic 3 years ago 2
Lol, gay body..
burfsak 3 years ago
wots that song, it fucking rocks
robert99902 3 years ago
man. its great to see british people making these videoos for a changee xD
i'm scottish but you know.
same island.
i love yer accent though.
xo
xoingrid 3 years ago
you look like a bollo.. but not hardcore^^ but it's funny :D
MOESEWICHt1 3 years ago
ha
nice dancing. XD
4eversims2 4 years ago
lmao you amaze me
MissMonster13 4 years ago 2
I'll take that as a compliment ^-^
benjiebr0074l 4 years ago
it really is :D
MissMonster13 4 years ago
hi.
iloveyou.
bye.
shakethatang 4 years ago
please marry me AHuahuah
VioletFairy111 4 years ago
hardcore is about self definition. therefore you cant teach someone how to do it. its about finding yourself and doing things your own way not learning to do things a certain way. why have like 10 million people made videos like this. its not even an original idea. which demonstrates you know nothing about hardcore. your copying all the other idiots who have done this. and everything they say is just based on misinformation. learn about something before you try to patronize it.
CCHC50H8 4 years ago
lmfao... dude
"self definition" wtf. Oh ok, lets all wear the same shit and listen to the same screeching music. mmmm...ok
hardcore is one of the funniest things i have ever had this misfortune of stumbing across and this video captures it, in all its moronic glory. :P
and id also like to add that this vidoe is unique, its actually funny and does it with satire and wit (something you might not have the capacity to grasp) rather than with outright supidity.
smokepotnow 4 years ago
oh my god you dont know anything about music stop acting like you do. hardcore is completely against conforming to a certain way of life its about being yourself and finding out whats right for you. your thinkgin of emo and metal because that shits more popular and thats what retards like you think hardcore is. all the kids i know that go to hardcore shows dress totally different and listen to all kinds of different music. learn about something before you decide to insult it.
CCHC50H8 4 years ago
sorry but yes anything that is defined by one word is normally people following the same thing trying to act the same as each other
cchc50h8
p00150 3 years ago
wow i dont even know where to begin to explain how silly that statement is. well its obvious you dont know about hardcore or the bands in the early 80's or anything about the movement so ill just have fun with how dumb what you said is with an example. lets take the word pizza. pizza is something defined by one word. is pizza "people following the same thing trying to act the same as each other"?it would take me a while to really analyze everything wrong with what you said ill just stop there.
CCHC50H8 3 years ago
and the kid in this video completely fits the profile of a modern metal or emo kid. studded white belt, tight pants, really skinny, long hair combed into his face. he doesnt know the history of the music or what makes diferrent styles of music different. and there are like 10,000 other videos with kids just like this who wanna seem like thier hip and know about music but they dont really they just listen to a few bands and go to a few shows and think they do.
CCHC50H8 4 years ago
Read the two comments as one:
The reason for the "studded white belt, tight pants, really skinny, long hair combed into his face" is because it is impersonating what hardcore has become.
benjiebr0074l 4 years ago
Yes hardcore did orignally spring from the punk scene in the '80s- we all know it,
but a new generation of fags have taken it and made it about as gay as emo
and they are the people that this film portrays.
The stupid hair and clothing is intentional to rip on these "hardcore kids";
the rest of the time I tend to look like and act like a half decent member of society with an IQ above 35 :)
benjiebr0074l 4 years ago
then the title of the video should be"how to look like a retard and be a trendyfag and claim your being hardcore" not "how to be hardcore". it pisses me off because most people dont know what hardcore is and they see something like this and go lolz ohemgee harcore is lyke so lame and they dont know anything about it. if they were given accurate information on the music and then they made fun of it that would be ok but when they call it something it isnt and then make fun of its very frustrating.
CCHC50H8 4 years ago
WATS THE SONG AT THE BEGGINING ???
deadstarassembly123 4 years ago
"loitering...
hardcore style"
xD
ILUVSENSESFAIL 4 years ago
crap quality.
amazing video.
^.^
benji BBBBBBRRRR0000000000000777777774444444LLLLL
ahahahahahahhahhah
ILUVSENSESFAIL 4 years ago
hahaha.
thats funny
dude is my hari straight??
*puts ruler up to head*
i dont no ill have to do some calculations
Xd funny
xx
bumjob07 4 years ago
lmao
awesome guys XD
xxx
ploddypop1084 4 years ago
I got to do some calculations lol
Mfem6 4 years ago
LMAO
Fucking awesome!
I <3 BENJIEBR0074L!
And I'm gonna learn how to be hardcore as FUUUCK
:D
Aj_x
ajshifty2110 4 years ago
why are all the non americans always knowing how to be emo?
ijoinedthemcrmy 4 years ago
there was some family guy moments ;)
and i rofl'd! xD
we gotta make part 2 ;)
matmeredith 4 years ago
Please comment and rate :D
want to know your opinions (y)
benjiebr0074l 4 years ago