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  • LOL dude, ur a victim of trends and mainstream. U don´t know a shit about Hardcore and there´s no way to learn that. Even if this should be a funny joke, i´m unable to laugh about it. But unfortunally there are hundreds of "how to be this or that" topics on here. Maybe u should rename the vid to "How to become hilarious". This comment is from a guy, who lives, eats and shits Hardcore since 1994, means u pissed in ur diapers at that timepoint and prefered to suck ur thumb...

  • straightened hair isn't hardcore, a shaved head is.

  • hardcore and emo shit is gay and retarded

  • Phahaha! the dancing made me chuckle :P

  • Aye Doodz U 4got the Gauged Lobes..

    LOL

  • man

    i want that kid to be my best friend

    haha

  • I'm lawlzin. Cute accent!

  • the "hang on man I gotta do some calculations" thing was hilarious

  • in hardcore i dont think style is a big deal it's more about the music and if you have to correct people about the style thats what is imortant to you and not the music.

  • I LOVE ELISEO GUAJARDO, my metal God;]

  • Eli, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol he's retarded.

    Eli, If you see this I just wanted to say that I fucking love you!

    Oh and that the video is pretty gay :D

    Love ya!

  • homo

  • u are not hardcore!u are gay,shit,sucker come and show me that u are brutal!don't worry i'll find u and show u the real name of brutal!!

  • u suck my dick when i shit!

  • niceee. loved it.

  • Stop it . Why the **** do you mock us ? BTW : i don't think hardcore is a subculture.. ( at least i think that ) . But im Straight Edge anyway , so just stop mocking ANY person that listens to hardcore punk

  • loll you're so rubbish you're good.

    did ur sis find out xD

  • yeh this is just like all the other "how to be hardcore" videos, i know its made to be funny, but u still dont know shit about hardcore...

  • CXLE, sorry for the late reply to your post i havn't meen on "the Tube" much recently.

    I do actually know my music genres pretty well. This video is primarily made to take the piss out of the abhorrent new wave of Kerrang-endorsed hardcore kids that is taking hold in Britain, not the original hardcore movement and its bands m(the likes of Fugazi etc) . I actually have respect for the old genre, just not all the new faggot crap like BMTH and Gallows.

  • lol well BMTH or gallows arent even hardcore atall its more like screamo/deathcore, it what all the scene kids listen to, u dont know hardcore.

  • yeah he does dude I can tell he knows hardcore hes just mad (As well as me) is that bands like bmth label themselves hardcore

  • lol SCENEFAGGG not HxC lol waht a looser

  • this is scene to stupid fuck this is far from hardcore

  • hahahaha!! good video, and you're hott!

  • why thank you (:

  • you're welcome! haha

  • Agreed.

  • HARDCORE is based on punk dumb fucks not fucking screamo shit

  • hahah "that's br0074l....brutal."

  • That was hilarious. My brother thinks he is hardcore...he just looks stupid...lol.

  • YEAH "SCENECORE"...LMAO @ all the kids that Say "Br00tal"...I Shizz on Scenecore....ALL ABOUT TRUE HARDCORE!

  • will i ever have that 8 minutes back?

    probably not...

  • Haha

    BR0074L

    I think you're going to have to clean up some comments

    Some people can be so precious to themselves

    It's a FUCKING JOKE

    :)

    And I for one think it's rather funny

    So if you're going to complain about hardcore, or bands or other meaningless wank, take your crap elsewhere

    :)

    xxxxxx

  • you are so fucking right!

  • hahaha dude your so right, all these hardcore kids gets so pissed, i made a 'how to be hardcore' and i laugh at how serious stupid kids take it lol.

  • hahaha dude your so right, all these hardcore kids gets so pissed, i made a 'how to be hardcore' and i laugh at how serious stupid kids take it lol.

  • The best part of you ran down your moms leg when you were born.

  • You look more like a poser, piss of you little wannabe.

  • hahahaha!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh my god. are you kidding, so this is what you do with your life? you put all your spare time talking trash about "hardcore" wow dude. go back to the BMTH video and respond to my post back to you agian! please i cant wait to see your newest retarded response! ahh i love it. hahahahah! get a lifeee oh my goddddddd ahhaha!!! YES! hhahaaha!!!!!!! hahahah! you just made my day hahaha. god its just so funny, lame kids just make me sooo happy someitmes! oh benji.. fag.

  • judging by the eloquence of your comment id guess your one of your mothers regretful mistakes when she sold her body for crack to some hick trailer trash, forgetting to use a condom.

    Repeatedly typing HA doesnt constitute an effective insult in my opinion, so take your limb flailing, flat peak wearing, hardcore bullshit to some crappy show that im guarenteed not to attend.

    Only a real hardcore poser faggot who takes his clique to seriously or a retard couldnt find this funny, which are you?

  • im just a normal guy, who acts like myself, i am not part of any clique, thus why i thought this video was stupid, i dont agree with cliques, but if others want to be part of them who cares, also atleast im not as offended as you are by youtube comments, cuz clearly you are very angry by my comment,sad. and i dont "limb flail" or wear a "flat peak" either, i jsut like the band, i also like sublime, system of a down, cypress hill wu tang, beatlest, old rock,..mostly all Genres of music..so..

  • . its not like im sticking with one type of music, and also saying shit about my mom and how im aparently trialer trash and a mistake isnt really an insult either, cleary, seeing as the fact that you dont know me, soo..your not saying anythign true about me. and how would i be a posser anyway, i feel like making fun of other cliques makes you more of a poser than standing up for a group of people like i did.soo..yeahhh whatever you say dude, im done fighting on youtube, i have a life...

  • lmao if hes suchhh a fag why do you spend your time watching his videos and commenting, don't you have a life.

  • Can you teach us how to be a dickhead like you next time? =)

  • To c0ryoo0o,

    Before you decide to say anything about how his british language is that of a "Fag" remember that

    a) you can't spell "something" without feeling the need to create a shite example of slang. What the hell is "suttin", i'll tell you what it is. It's your excuse for being a retarded louse that hangs off the bottom of a dogs wet scrotom.

    b) Oli Sykes can't even go a sentence without his turrets kicking in. The fact that you think BMTH are a decent band makes me want to vomit!

    n_ )

  • stop making fun of hardcore dumbass!make fun of ur emo piece of shit trend

  • ur 15 man go fuck off back to mummy and tell her ur problems, we dont wanna hear them. hardcore is for pricks who think it makes them cool and hard. grow up fuckwit

  • fag holy shit u are a fag and u sucks

  • u like british or suttin sound like a fag nnd dont make fun of bmth u fuckin bitch

  • what was he doing without pants? O:

    hahahaha XD

    everything sounds better with englich accent

  • Lol, gay body..

  • wots that song, it fucking rocks

  • man. its great to see british people making these videoos for a changee xD

    i'm scottish but you know.

    same island.

    i love yer accent though.

    xo

  • you look like a bollo.. but not hardcore^^ but it's funny :D

  • ha

    nice dancing. XD

  • lmao you amaze me

  • I'll take that as a compliment ^-^

  • it really is :D

  • hi.

    iloveyou.

    bye.

  • please marry me AHuahuah

  • hardcore is about self definition. therefore you cant teach someone how to do it. its about finding yourself and doing things your own way not learning to do things a certain way. why have like 10 million people made videos like this. its not even an original idea. which demonstrates you know nothing about hardcore. your copying all the other idiots who have done this. and everything they say is just based on misinformation. learn about something before you try to patronize it.

  • lmfao... dude

    "self definition" wtf. Oh ok, lets all wear the same shit and listen to the same screeching music. mmmm...ok

    hardcore is one of the funniest things i have ever had this misfortune of stumbing across and this video captures it, in all its moronic glory. :P

    and id also like to add that this vidoe is unique, its actually funny and does it with satire and wit (something you might not have the capacity to grasp) rather than with outright supidity.

  • oh my god you dont know anything about music stop acting like you do. hardcore is completely against conforming to a certain way of life its about being yourself and finding out whats right for you. your thinkgin of emo and metal because that shits more popular and thats what retards like you think hardcore is. all the kids i know that go to hardcore shows dress totally different and listen to all kinds of different music. learn about something before you decide to insult it.

  • sorry but yes anything that is defined by one word is normally people following the same thing trying to act the same as each other

    cchc50h8

  • wow i dont even know where to begin to explain how silly that statement is. well its obvious you dont know about hardcore or the bands in the early 80's or anything about the movement so ill just have fun with how dumb what you said is with an example. lets take the word pizza. pizza is something defined by one word. is pizza "people following the same thing trying to act the same as each other"?it would take me a while to really analyze everything wrong with what you said ill just stop there.

  • and the kid in this video completely fits the profile of a modern metal or emo kid. studded white belt, tight pants, really skinny, long hair combed into his face. he doesnt know the history of the music or what makes diferrent styles of music different. and there are like 10,000 other videos with kids just like this who wanna seem like thier hip and know about music but they dont really they just listen to a few bands and go to a few shows and think they do.

  • Read the two comments as one:

    The reason for the "studded white belt, tight pants, really skinny, long hair combed into his face" is because it is impersonating what hardcore has become.

  • Yes hardcore did orignally spring from the punk scene in the '80s- we all know it,

    but a new generation of fags have taken it and made it about as gay as emo

    and they are the people that this film portrays.

    The stupid hair and clothing is intentional to rip on these "hardcore kids";

    the rest of the time I tend to look like and act like a half decent member of society with an IQ above 35 :)

  • then the title of the video should be"how to look like a retard and be a trendyfag and claim your being hardcore" not "how to be hardcore". it pisses me off because most people dont know what hardcore is and they see something like this and go lolz ohemgee harcore is lyke so lame and they dont know anything about it. if they were given accurate information on the music and then they made fun of it that would be ok but when they call it something it isnt and then make fun of its very frustrating.

  • WATS THE SONG AT THE BEGGINING ???

  • "loitering...

    hardcore style"

    xD

  • crap quality.

    amazing video.

    ^.^

    benji BBBBBBRRRR00000000000007777777­74444444LLLLL

    ahahahahahahhahhah

  • hahaha.

    thats funny

    dude is my hari straight??

    *puts ruler up to head*

    i dont no ill have to do some  calculations

    Xd funny

    xx

  • lmao

    awesome guys XD

    xxx

  • I got to do some calculations lol

  • LMAO

    Fucking awesome!

    I <3 BENJIEBR0074L!

    And I'm gonna learn how to be hardcore as FUUUCK

    :D

    Aj_x

  • why are all the non americans always knowing how to be emo?

  • there was some family guy moments ;)

    and i rofl'd! xD

    we gotta make part 2 ;)

  • Please comment and rate :D

    want to know your opinions (y)

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