Garland's Top 10 Resident Evil Quotes & Conversations

[XGamerxFreak]

i have this!

[eggmancorp]

I'm just glad to know Barry's weapon is good against living things.

[ImUrAngel4Life]

Barry: Wait just a moment! I found something *reaches for Jill's boobs*

[TheLegacyofDragon]

Gotta love Barry! he has the lamest quotes in RE history, but it quite memorable, thats why he is the comic relief of RE! :D

[parakeet54]

i was wondering what the hell was wrong with the forest! is green, bushy looking, now awful!

[Blkmage766]

Oh my god... Its forest! -stares over the balcony in the distance is a forest- Its... Beautiful!

[RedLyne8405]

Lmfao wow...Barry cracks me up everytime he opens his mouth....

[TheInstantClassic1]

Okay I'm gonna put to rest an old mystery. Ready? Why is every character in this game so....weird? It's because they were ALL high during the mansion incident. Wesker wears sunglasses to hide his bloodshot eyes, Chris is laughing hysterically when he sees the Tyrant, acts way too upbeat to Rebecca and makes lame jokes, Jill is stoic and rather composed during so many moments, and Barry has a case of the muchies because he wants that Jill sandwich so much

[Johnlindsey289]

@TheInstantClassic1

Yes the dialogue is beyond funny, i always thought of that when i was 15 when i first played this game and even went "Har Har very funny" when i heard Chris say the Root line

[ParaBellum2029]

-Staawp it!

-Wesker, ur pedophile.

LMAO

[aznplayaboi]

Number 7 was just so AWFUL XD

[Andy50k1]

i think barry riped out the missing page XD

[baosing]

ITS A MAUNSTURR

[babysolidsnake]

So funny. Was it the same in the REmake?

[sbr666]

@babysolidsnake

No, they changed the dialogues a bit. And they are not funny there^^

[jarshall2]

fuckin Barry. hahaha



[crashvalentine96]

when chris asks for barry sounds like a popular phrase of a cartoon.........cough....phine­as....ferb....cough...

[Pokemariofan107]

Holy fuck, Rebecca sounded ALOT cuter back then, and she wears SHORTS instead of those godawful pants.

[Johnnybomb1]

@Pokemariofan107 That was her alternate outfit.Her first outfit was the same as the remake.

[Pokemariofan107]

@Johnnybomb1 does she have an alternate in the the remake?

[Johnnybomb1]

@Pokemariofan107 Yeah,I think her alternate outfit in the remake is a cowgirl outfit.Just google it.

[Pokemariofan107]

@Johnnybomb1 ok thx

[TheLittleloopy]

OUCH should be its own meme.

[TheLittleloopy]

@SomeFluffer64 Obviously. And since guns kill people (but people kill guns, tee hee) it renders Barry's statement under "no shit, sherlock." Also, this is a mansion full of zombies. THE LIVING FREAKING DEAD.

[Soki7000]

Is Chris asking Barry is or where Jill's beret is at the end? Believe me, Chris, I miss her beret too.

[MsEoweniel]

Lmfao I absolutely love this clip. I actually go back and look at it when I need to be cheered up. :)

RE 1 FTW!

[kangakanga]

the way they speak sounds like how voice actors speak in a saturday morning cartoon to children.

[ddddddiiiiiiiieeeeee]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!!

"It's me, Chris."

"Is that you Rebeca?"

[supercapo999]

LOL @ WESKER!!

[TheLittleloopy]

Owwwwwwwwch.

[TheLittleloopy]

It's REALLY powerful. Especially against LIVING THINGS.

[SomeFluffer64]

@TheLittleloopy it's not as powerful against inanimate objects?!

[plasticweapon]

so does it matter that chris and barry have the same voice?

[1shoryuken]

I always had a belief in this game that when you kill a zombie and exit the room. Barry Burton will be their to examine the dead body and clean up the mess, how else are you going to explain the disappearing bodies? lol

[jesserobles]

I never saw some of those scenes. Maybe they got cut off in the Director's Cut version?

[plasticweapon]

jill. HERE is a lockpick.

[HiguraShiki]

But just TAAAKE A loOOk at THiisssss!

It's FOreSt! Ohhhhh my COD!

ITssss AWeFULLL!

Immm gonna find out what caused forestssssssssssss death!

*1 second later*

it.....looks like he was killed by a CROOOOWWW or Something! ^_^

[MrDeath893]

what is this:

me: this is sparta

[plasticweapon]

okay,i'm gonna go play super mario now...

[TheIncredibleFruit]

Missed that scene where that hole appears, Jill and Barry look at it, then Barry says "That looks like a dark hole to dark to see where it leads, why don't you go down there and check it out"

[BossPanzer]

I guess Barry really likes the "what" word.

[VooDooDollMaster]

Rebecca had a bedroom voice going on there @2:32

[Finozzi96]

hey, where's perry?

[sodapo461]

:35 look at dat pixelated ass!

[weskerman1911]

JUSTAMOMENT!!



[chuchoxfire]

2:13 . Its Forrest, Oh My Cock...

[petesbunny32]

Forrest should have run. XD

[zeboceta1]

2:31 always makes me laugh my ass off xD

"Its me Chris"

walks right in front of him

"is that u Rebecca?" XD

[haloroxman]

3:45 Jeez Now I See Why Wesker Hates Chris He Was So Damn Annoying In the First Game

[MikeytheG500]

Chriiis stop it!

Hahahahha!

[JaroWars]

next phineas & ferb episode: "hey, where's barry?"

[N30conqu3r3r]

I got this!

What is it?

ITS A MONSTERRR!!!

[mobuntu]

There are demons.. ouch

[MrMrMayonnaise]

Tyrant farted at :49

*bloop*

[StoneMadCrew]

"yeah, so much for him, we got to the ROOT of the problem"

[KAIIN3]

Barry: "I have this!"

[MrMrMayonnaise]

It's a forest. Oh my COD!

[Tunkman77]

Looks like we got to *puts on sunglasses* the ROOT OF THE PROBLEM :D

[MrFutago87]

@Tunkman77 YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[trish7210]

Barry, Barry, Barry; Barry, Barry? Barry. Where's Barry?

[acmasta619]

BARRY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vincent834]

Dialouge in these early games was just... Funny. Barry can go from talking to the mutant he just killed, stop in mid sentence, And ask where the hell he is? Resident Evil 1 is one of the only games that can do that and get away with it.

[DyprexVizard]

what about the weapon very powerfull against living things....in a mansion full of andead?

[legorocks3]

LOL at number 9 I love how Wesker says "Stop"

He says it like a little boy that's upset "Staawp"

[IHugShortPeople]

Jill kinda sounds like Angela from Silent Hill 2.....I never noticed that before. Same voice actress?

[fpsanth]

oh my COD

[viewtifuldude7]

I'm so glad that dialogue in video games has come so... What the hell is this place anyways?

[TheBLAZINGphoenix101]

they also say "WHAT IS IT?'' wayyyyyy too much.... LOL

[TheBLAZINGphoenix101]

they say "WHAT IS THIS?'' wayyyyyy too much.... LOL

[Moolers]

OH MY COD!

Oh my Call Of Duty?

[sumerian88]

Why does Barry's ''OH MY...COD!'' feel so satisfying?! :D

[AKSBSU]

I'm going to make a mixed tape of Richard and Barry quotes to listen to on the road in my travels.

[nerserus2]

Barry needs to be the new Smokey the Bear. So he can get to the bottom of 'Forest's' death.

[ElBrillante4]

Richard's voice/lines are too fuckin hilarious! xD

[Cheshire414]

to give the game credit, the voices fit the characters they belonged to, it's just how they were said that sucked XD. Barry was my favorite because of the shit he said in this game and how he said it.

[Saerain]

'It's a weapon. It's very powerful. Especially against living things.'

I often recite that line over VOIP in my best impression of Barry when I give a weapon to a friend in any game. It makes me happy.

[WNF]

"you saved me!"

YAHHHHHHH!

rofl what a charmer

[Wrestlerstcc]

Barry's voice and bad voice acting is stuck in my head forever. I occasionally say, "What, what is this? WOW, what a mansion".

[meglovesJessieJ]

My brother, Mitch gave me a link to this, I just laughed my ass off.

[LoveoneAn]

I thought #9 was the best.

[Yourname942]

You where almost a Jiggle sandwitch

[C0S1Z]

I was sure #1 is Jill sandwich

[Emmanuelgzz23]

@C0S1Z. Me too

[magustx]

you should probably just cut out everything before 3:30

[Cian1986]

JUSTAMOMENT!! This hall is dangruus!!. Barry is such a great character. One of the greats, he has so many funny quotes

[ArgenDave27]

Barry sounds like Francis from Left 4 Dead...

[edmundloh]

Jill: What is it?

Barry: It's a weapon. It's reaaaally powerful... especially against 8 living things!

[samasjacaj]

Their pauses inbetween talking makes me feel like some one put Cleverbot on T2S

[thecrapyletsplayguy]

how did you get all of these cut scenes i bet the game once and didn't get most of those cut scenes like the one with forest

[MrBinarysolo0000001]

Thanks Barry!

YAHHHHHHHH

[iulianm16]

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[minionevil]

yum yum, a jill sandwich

[spfan125]

I have this!! *whacks cock out*

[Ollie12398]

You saved me!

Nngggyyyeahhhhhh!

[TGNTeaorcoffee]

"Just-take-a-look-at-this! It's Forrest! Oh my Cod!"

What is Barry's religion?

[RunsWithScissors61]

@TGNTeaorcoffee

A cod is a type of fish.

He must worship Poseidon or something.

[bwaveforce]

Best character RE has to offer. He should get his own game, or at least feature in another one.

Im knot one for cos-playing but I may actually do that this up comint tecko (assuming its still in pittsburgh)

[IDOLO5]

"It looks like he was killed by a Crow, or something"

With powers of deduction like this, Barry Burton should be on CSI...or something.

[mrmanmf]

'We found the root of the problem', ouch Chris, very ouch

[FeartheLee]

I wished you put "Jill you're here too?"

"yes, you're here too?"bon the list. oh well the ones you chose still made ma laugh XD

I have to admit though, even though these actors and line are terrible the game still scared the crap out of me as a kid and sometimes it still scares me. XD

[polopeter111]

ITS FOOOOOREST OOOOOOOOOHWMYGOOAORWRD

[1REbeccaChambers]

HAHA!! 3:46 " BARRY wheres BARRY BARRY WHERES BARRY" SHOULD BE MADE INTO A SONG , WE LOVE BARRY! XDDDD

[1REbeccaChambers]

I love them all!!!! XDDD

it's not just a poisonous snake..IT'S A MONSTERRRRR!!!!!! HAHAHA

[15935715935788224466]

OUCH lol.Its a MONSTER !!

[orven1995]

ouch!

[misterkyle91]

barry's voice is the only way i can go to sleep every night.

[TheHedgehogBlue]

I'm going to find out what caused forest's death - Barry Burton, he may look like a lumber jack but hes out to stop them!

[JeffJohns88]

man you forgot one-

barry- what is it?

jill- what is it?

barry- (without pause or hesitation) blood.

[gamer1412]

me and my friend always joke about the voice acting in this game

[cristianalardin]

2:10 i thought he was talking about the background

[thetoecutterr]

holy shit hahahaha 2:13 i thought he was talking about the actual forest in the background hahahaha

[jardeytrue]

So much for him. We got to the "root" of the problem.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHH!

[whiskers932]

I don't think it was just a coincidence that there was a forest right in front of them when when they were taking about Forrest. Honestly the first time I saw this I thought they were talking about the actual forest in front of them.

[TheRollipoika]

A weapon that is really powerful against living things? hmmm... BARRY!!! YOU ARE FIGTHING UNLIVING THINGS!!! moron...

[StefanTheRenegade]

Are they freaking kidding me?!?!?!?!? XD

[Duskofdead]

Best one by far is when they are talking about Forrest but it looks like they're talking about being stuck out in the woods as they look towards the trees in the background. It's FOREST. OH my GOD. It's awful!

[devilleon7]

@Duskofdead

You mean OH my COD

[Kristoffer121]

LOL, I love at the end, hahahah ( 3:36 - 4:02 ) HAHAHH.

Rebecca: It's me Chris. ;)

Chris; Is that you Rebecca?

O_O.

I love when Rebecca is saying ''OH, OH, OH, OH, OH'' XDD!!

[ALBERTWESKERZERO]

Its not often I say that I could do a better job at voice acting, but I'm saying it now. I could do a better job at voice acting.

[thevaultdweller1]

#8 is my favorite. I can't believe...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE ANYWAY!?

[randomactsofvoilets]

Stop! Don't open that door!

[R2D2inHD]

You saved me! YEAHHH

[TheAlienSoldier]

God you gotta love the horrible acting in the old games, makes them even more classic.

[Jimrox328]

best quote is : Thanks maybe Ill need it.

the way she says it, or at the end of the game at the eleveator when Jill says : Barry in a chilled voice

[shredderduuude]

Wesker: "Mom, Chris is laughing at my saviour!"

[GMTony]

Rebecca:" Chris is that you?" Chris waves. Chris: "Rebecca, is that you?" xD

[GMTony]

It's Forrest... Ah my kod!!!

[Killerjailer]

LOL i fucking love richard hes now my hero.... so is barry but barry comes 2nd

[Shadowdog7]

IT'S REALLY POWERFUL! ESPECIALLY AGAINST LIVING THINGS!

[Timewap]

You forgot one line.

Enrico? "YEAH"!

[RinkuKun85]

@ 2:13

"it`s Forest. oh my God!"

LOL! Is he looking at Forest or watching the forest with Jill? XD

[blubablubahumbug]

@RinkuKun85 i always thought his "HOO MY GYAD" sounded like he was laughing at Forests dead body

[Andy50k1]

3:59 rebecca had a bug in her pants XD

[IZABELLA307]

i'm glad i played this game in Russian because in english it sounds ridiculous lol

[crashness08]

I love how for number 6 Barry's like 'its especially good at killing living things'. 1 The aim is to kill the undead and 2 how can you kill something that isnt living? Ohhhh Barry you fool.

[Adrastia]

Wesker: Chris STOP IT! MOOOOM! Chris is laughing at me agaiiiiin!

[1REbeccaChambers]

@Adrastia HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AW poor Wesker is about to cry xD

[CrimsonMoonM]

Barry's VA's from Norway?

Barry 'Jill Sandwich' Burton? No freakin' way!

That's just... mindblowing.

In a good way.

[DeathByPoke]

Its not just a poisonous snake its a MONSTER

[AngusBeef1688]

Wow. I have never gotten the #5 line. I love this game for its bad VAs.

[The81stChosenOne]

I think the best is the forest part, mostly cause I though he was talking about the forest in the background

[23mhegslvr]

2:00 barry: i got this !! i laughed at how barry raise his gun hahahaha

[XiaoFury]

When will Barry ever find out what it is!?

[PlayingGilly]

Jill Sandwich

[stevelysteve]

How does one become a master of unlocking anyhow?

[epicxpegasus]

"There are terrible demons... OUCH."

[Mariko003]

Tomorrow I'm gonna start talking like that too (with my arms flying around wildly orz)

[theSneakySasquatch]

"JUST A MOMENT!" ROFLMAO!!

[CheesyRhino]

'It's me Chris!' (4 seconds later) 'Is that you Rebecca?'

[gvlaker9]

"Perhaps that was the most important part" -Classic

[ThyGriever]

lol i thought the most "DUH" moment was the weapon one. loved it!

[IamDarkeye927]

I lol'd at how when they talked, their arms were flying around.

[rabbitlove4ever]

'It's really powerful, especially against living things."

So...it won't work on zombies?

[Myownpickle]

#9, for me, it was Wesker's childish "stawwp ittt :((( MAAAAMMM!!!!"

[blues3531]

blood...I hope this not CHRIS' blood! I thought that shoulda been number 3.

[WizardOnABike]

ESPECIALLY against living things.

[1986wumpscut]

What is this?

[djjohn99]

as soon as i clicked this video i knew the number one would be the famous "jill sandwich"

[ImDarkNovember]

Oh,and are there weapons that are powerful only against non living things?

[ImDarkNovember]

JUSTAMOMENT!!! I found SOMETHING!

[MrCaCaaaaaaaaa]

Oh my COD! It looked like he was killed by a crow or something!

[frescokix]

"There are terrible demons...ouch!" hahahah!!! Can't stop laughing.

[DoubleOhSeven68]

@frescokix it's a monster!

[butchykidbiggestfan]

@frescokix im up at 2 am right now trying my best not to laugh at that cause veryone is asleep but my dad and i. I failed....... haha!

[butchykidbiggestfan]

Respond to this video...  It's not just a poisonous snake.......... It's a monster." Love him. It should be all dramatic but yu have to laugh. I was laughing like crazy at the end. Jill sandwhich!!!

[HovisSteve]

Perhaps the reason Mr C Redfield didn't know it was Miss R Chambers was because he was distracted by her hotpants? ^_-

[IgnemAeternum]

But just take a look at this, it's forest! Oh my god. It's Awful *Forest in the background*