Whose Line: Beach Hoedown (I)

[slightlymorepunk]

Someone said Jersey. THATS A BOLDFACE LIE

[JimbertAwesomeness]

the last line of Ryan's are always awesome, they always have to repeat penis

[Stormcat1]

I'm at the beach, diggin in the sand

and drinkin some tequila, life is really grand

I went into the water, and what did i see

it was Aquaman trying to hit on me!

[xSHUTxMExUPx69]

Ryan's verses always end either talking about his dick, bashing Drew, or talking about how much he hates hoedowns. Still classic, though

[Crimedog4444]

I have such a long penis that you wouldn't believe its size

Whenever I'm at the nude beach it catches peoples eyes

When I'm walking on the beach they salute and stand

As I'm passing by them while it's dragging in the sand

[ElfenLied619]

I went to the beach just the other day.

It was really interesting, what else can I say.

I met this girl and my attention she did grab.

I went to the beach and came back with crabs.

[17kensethrules]

The first time I've seen Ryan wearing a short-sleeved shirt!

[MattTheGreat1692]

Oh boy today i went to the beach

but something went wrong it is really hard to explain

so everone started to point at me and it really stinks

but the only reason i see is because my dick popped out my suit

[sadlfgsfdhfd]

i went to the beach, and swam in the water,

after swimming a while, i got a little hotter,

i was so warm, you could see my abs,

but when i got home, i found out i had crabs!

[amrandom7145]

Why does Ryan always have to mention his penis haha

[2201texas]

Ryan almost ALWAYS says something about his privates. Funny anyway

[Chrissemann]

UH! I made a pearl :D

[tomatose9]

I would frown if I started to drown too!

[queenbkeisha]

drew's was great ! b ***h

beach/bitch

[thegreatfalconer]

They all had great verses in this one

[XavyWin7]

Isn't it ironic that Colin had a verse that mentioned David Hasselhoff and David Hasellhoff was a special guest on Whose Line for one episode?

[gabinsanity]

I went to the beach one day,

i was ready to go and play,

then i saw something big and hairy,

i was so afraid,

but then i quickly realized it wasn't really evil,

it was just Drew Carrey in a small bright-blue speedo!

[wakkawakka2demo]

Wayne's verse is even funnier after he showed that he really DOES wear a thong

[paulalexanderjohnson]

The Bitch hoedown ? 

[vezina333]

Today while at the nude beach I was checking out the chicks.

When two guys walked in front of me, they had really large dick's.

It really made me jealous, and I began to cry.

"All men are created equal", that's a downright lie.

[Sword414]

I went to the beach today, man it was quite fun

It was so nice to have, that time in the sun

Well the second part, it was not that great

A girl tried tried to hit on me but she was ninety eight

[Roseletta9]

i went to the beach the other day,

it was kinda out of the way,

it was not that fun,

cuz drew carey took up all the sun!

[MrMcBambi]

I really love the beach on a sunny day

There is nothing better than a holiday

my girlfriends in the sea wearing a bikini

I like monty pythons sketch about semprini

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

Ugh, I hate how they have to make Jeff the winner right before the hoedown. The only did one, for god's sake, and it was great! T_T

[jamrfromanotherworld]

Here is the truth about summer vacation.

It fills children's hearts with elation,

Knowing that they don't have to hear their teacher's giving a speach.

Instead they get to slack off and hang out on the beach.

[bungienintendo500]

this past summer, i went to the jersey shore

and i saw this girl who looked a big whore

An there was his girl and she was really scary

no it wan't snookie, it was drew carey

[dillpickle1022]

I returned from the beach, and I was blind

but the funny thing is, i did not mind

Saying this reason makes me feel like a meanie

but never again will i see drew in a bikini

[twistedmetalplayer21]

@dillpickle1022 LMAO dudwe i was drink pop and u made me spit it up and choke on it dam lol

[cliffrichardfan1995]

lolz

[ooopiits]

it just keeps happening with me, as i watch one video i sit and watch whose line at least 2 hours :D

[gaeadriel]

@ooopiits me too!!

[GPXgirl]

" Oh I went to the beach with Drew the other day.

But as we got there the kids screamed and ran away,

I turned to Drew and said oh man thats wrong,

dude cover up no one wants to see you in a thong."

[emiliatrag]

@12Medbe

Have you uploaded the hoedown about the director?

[squeezeslemons]

[insert unfunny typed-up hoedown that wasn't made up off the top my head]

[david2742]

I went to the beach one day and had a lot of fun

I sat there all day long and got a lot of sun

When the day was over my skin was really red

What really hurt most was when my penis started to shed

[UltMitSinner78]

On the beach are hazards anyone can find

I just wish that I could have really saw that sign

Hey there mister I could really use a hand

especialy when you're sinking inside of quicksand

[Illiamwa1995]

I went to the beach down in the south! I should of staied for I really missed out! Right after I went back to my hotel! I found out my step mom was out! When I came back I found out that! She had sex with an ugly little trought! (sorry if I spelled the fish's name wrong)

[jesusfreak34988]

ok i think ryan is in love with his penis cause well the last 3 or 4 hoe downs i have watched he talks about it weird

[gothamcity29]

I went to the beach and I got sunburn

Then what do you I made a bad turn

You might think I sound silly

But you'd be be sreaming to if you peel from your willy.

[crappy4478]

i won't go back to the beach because of a truama,

i'll keep my story short but long on the drama,

i went to cabo for some of that sun,

a naked old man ran by, so i said " hey,i'm done".

[SimuLord]

My girlfriend suggested we have sex on the beach

I didn't think that it was too much of a reach

But let me tell you something that you all should know

When you have sex on the beach sand gets where it shouldn't go!

[SimuLord]

Wow, a minus-four. Tough room! But I ain't kiddin' when I say sex on the beach has some unfortunate consequences!

[CB1611av]

I went to the beach and I took off my shirt

All the girls loved my abs and they really were a flirt

Many girls loved them but something frightened me

when a guy was flirting by the name of Drew Carey

[thekarazyshow]

usuck

[BIONICLEMANIAC911]

i have this on my phone

[iamaqtpie0]

i go to the beach so i can get a tan

all the boys gawk they want to kiss my hand

one guy asked and i said oh no

because it was drew carey in a speedo

[prdfmc]

So penis isn't censored but dick on the other beach hoedown is?

[Potts132]

@prdfmc Dick is slang, penis is a medical term

[prdfmc]

Makes sense. It's just that sometimes the censors seem to allow random stuff and other times they censor tame stuff.

[Potts132]

@prdfmc Dick is slang

[Crimedog3333]

My wife and I were at a nude beach down in Malibu.

When she thought she recognized somebody that we knew.

"Isn't that Dick Brown? " she said, pointing at someone.

I said " Yes dear, they get that color baking in the sun".

[JoshWhitaker87]

good one, i just wonder if the censors would allow it. i think they would.

BRILLIANT

[SimuLord]

@Crimedog3333 Cue Keith Richmond saying "Hold, please!" and Dan Patterson walking into the shot...

[rrrsegmentat7]

i went to the beach to have a little fun

i layed out in the san to get a little sun

i accidently layed out there just a bit too long

so my friends carried my back to the room in my thong

[cyb3rcrush3r]

lol ryan always uses the word ***pen is

[wetmelon]

Cyber: cuz he hates doing hoedowns so he tries to mess with the censors xD

[okaysoya]

I dont like drews suit! lol

[ryuonizuka]

wayne and ryan's verses were freakin hilarious!!!!!

[cain0022]

colin could just say "hasselhoff" why" david hasslehoff" guess he didnt had time to think about it after all hes only got about a min to thnk of 1

[eulogy311]

@cain0022 it makes more sense to say david?

[armageddon619]

Wayne has to go first, cuz i doubt anyone else can make up a 4 verse song with no time to think.

[cherrypoptart7]

ryan and wane were so funny!! i love wanes face at the pearl part! lol

[TheSimster1]

they always put ryan last on purpose so he has more time to think of something really funny

[Vaxxis]

try to say david hasselhoff in 1 second :p

[kissmoibuttox33]

they're wearing the same clothes as the 2nd hoedown... so they did it b4 the 2nd one?

[EpicArt]

it's from the same taping, and this one probably aired sooner than the other.

[m03hawkman]

they do multiple tapings to c which one best to air

[ebutuoyebutuoy]

Does anyone else hear a "echo" when Ryan sings?

I do...

[mewzakuro16]

I hear it on all of them.

[ImmynimmyX]

damn look at waynes arm at 1:02...dude is ripped

[xXxMikuStoriesxXx]

@MissFotini i love that part xD

[Statalyzer]

@MissFotini Thanks for spoiling the best line.

[crappy4478]

is it just me, or does ryan stiles have a fascination with his penis

[uknowispeaksense]

@crappy4478 no its just you that has a fascination with ryan's penis ;0P

[misanthrodee]

@crappy4478 ohh he does,trust me.watch the lottery hoedowns,hehe

[Seigneur101]

Girls are so annoying anytime Jeff is there... like now, he doesn't even participate in the thing, and there are "oh god I love him!!!!!!!" all over the place.

[jonasbrothers4ever32]

i love Jeff

[irotalot]

Jeff is so insanely adorable. ^-^

[spazdevil9]

@narutolame Is that Drew? hahahah

[JyroFilms]

@narutolame i love people who don't know shit about english...i believe yu meant "allowed" not "aloud"

[narutolame]

@JyroFilms And I believe you meant "you" and not "yu"...also, "I" should be capitalized. =)

[Yardnoc3103]

@narutolame this is youtube not a school essay we can type how we want

people no what we're trying to say

[narutolame]

@Yardnoc3103 Hey man, JyroFilms was the one who said I didn't no shit about english...I was just pointing out the irony in his comment

[JyroFilms]

@narutolame Touche....

[SpiritSoldier92]

@JyroFilms AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FAIL!!! That'll teach you not to insult people. XD

[JyroFilms]

@SpiritSoldier92 Calm down. Wasn't that funny....

[SpiritSoldier92]

@JyroFilms Yeah it wasn't lol. Still, it's not nice to tease people.

[JyroFilms]

@SpiritSoldier92 Awww...ya. Ever hear the song 'We didnt start the flame war'? From college humor? If not look it up.

[ConanVictor]

Laura Hall IS RIcky Ricardo!!

[pixelbee223101]

I went to the beach one day because I love the sand

I figured I'd come back again, it was really grand

When I return, I found it rather rude

They turned my favorite beach into a nude D:

[blackdeath1994]

One day at the beach, I got caught in high tide

Then I met a mermaid she was mighty fine

She made sweet love to me it was the best day of my life

Seconds later, I woke up next to my bitchy ass wife

[fran13r]

someone knows whats the hoedown wheres colin says at the final.... oh by the way chip has a little penis! xD!!!!!

[sjsawyer]

that would be the drunk mother hoedown

[fran13r]

thx so much man =D!!!! thats my fav hoedown!!!

[ironmovies]

i think there was

[dstebbin]

I went to a nude beach with my new girlfriend.

She was butt ass naked; my weiner stood on end.

But then I saw something that made my hard on cease.

I looked around and saw my nephew and my neice!

[SFUPAINTBALL]

fail

[808Angelgirl]

haha Jeff at 0:58.

Wait they all Penis but they didn't allow Balls?

[Dazanin1]

I remember seeing this one on TV xD

[SteveTheMeek]

Ryan= god

[BakurasPokeDex]

You know what dude? I agree.

[Sukriti]

HAHAHAHHAHHA ZOMG I love Ryan so much!!

[Sukriti]

hey who's that dude at the desk not in the hoedown?

[risewithfallen06]

Jeff Davis

[revivaljesus]

Drew went to the beach to get a nice tan.

He figured it would make him a handsome man.

But before he could put on any sun tan lotion.

The guys from green peace pushed him back into to ocean.

[widerangledotcom]

genius.

[Bacalhauassado]

Agreed.

[youtubaholic]

too cool man lmao

[secretspy17]

U took this idea of the other beach hoedown didn't you? be honest!!!

[revivaljesus]

I hadn't actually seen the one where Ryan uses the same idea, or if I had, it wasn't in my active memory.

It's not the most original thing to come up with when it comes to fat people and the beach, so it's not that suprising they had already used it.

[northernsouthpaw117]

Ryan is so great at hoedowns despite how much he hates them...Excellent hoedown.

[Alchemydude666]

Oh my god!

I saw this hoedown so many years ago, and I looked for an hour and I found it!

I love the penis dissapeared part! xD

[gf7215]

i saw this today on five us

[genoeghiervan]

always cracks me up how many people try to do hoedowns in the comments section, keep up the good work ;) some are actually quite funny

[japesjake]

I met this girl at the beach today.

She's really really hot.

I introduced myself to her.

Before we went to talk.

I know it is impossible, even if I try.

Maybe I'll get lucky and rub oil on her thigh.

:D

[cherrypoptart7]

lame...sorry

[cherrypoptart7]

i was talking to the guy with the lame hoe down back a page...not the video!!! this is my favorite hoe down! and i love ryans!!!

[Kickinuaroun]

i get real excited when i go to the beach

having fun there is something you cant teach

i can never ever find a place to park

but it sure beats getting eatin by a shark

[killieboy93]

i heard that miami beach was a great place to swim in

and that it was full of some really beautiful women

i had hit the jackpot, i dont wanna sound the rudist

but it was a beach specifically for female nudists

[Lemonz22]

I saw this on TV, it was the first ever Hoedown I saw.

I was cracking up all morning, by the time I was at school I was crying.

[EMILYYMEI]

V V LOLOL.

[JohnnyDeppObsesser]

i love to go to the beach, i go as often as i can,

everywhere i look theres people sunbathing for a tan,

but who is that over there, is it somebody i know,

oh-my-god, its drew carey in a speedo!!

[monkeybot99]

just cuz u CAN post ur own hoedown doesnt mean u SHOULD

[JohnnyDeppObsesser]

soz like gawd, calm down just a bit of fun

[monkeybot99]

well THIS is a good hoedown:

One time i went to the beach

to have a little fun

But when i got there

I just wanted to run

Because i saw this guy

and when he drooped his pants,

i soon discorvered i was

at a beach in France!

[JohnnyDeppObsesser]

full of yaself aint ya, atleast i admit my hoedown wernt tha good, i just did it for a laf, i dnt go around dissin people cos i think im better than them!

[monkeybot99]

#1: you got really sucky spellin

#2: no im not "full of myself" im just telling you might not wanna rhyme "know" with "speedo"

[devilFromHeaven2hell]

I love you Jeff!!!(L)

Yeah Colin! Canadians all the way

[jehy5]

ryan is getting sexier and sexier the more i watch his hoedowns lol

[tktru]

Ryan would sympathize with you, Drew.

[Kitt1thecat]

Dont worry Ryan I'll help you find ur penis

[SCO23]

lol.

[pat2rome]

LOL Wayne's hoedown reminded me of something. Could you possibly upload the clip where the others find out Wayne is actually wearing a thong? I'm not sure what episode it was from.

[Dumbosuncle]

type in Whose Line Is It Anyway Award Show

its there

[pat2rome]

Awesome, thanks!

[BabiBean1122]

I Remember That Episode! Brad Shew His Underwear And Brad Told Wayne To Do It 2 But Wayne Said I Can't Im Wearing A G-String ! So Funni x

[pat2rome]

WHo gave me a thumbs down? I thought I was being polite... :/

[Wetherluver123]

Lol. Ryan and Colin owned!

[319FBMZ319]

LOl I love ryan Stiles