Gene Simmons Roast-3 Jim Norton

[bodhisattva71]

3:00 aww?



[cheesydarkside]

1:57 Shavo

[MegaSmack6]

JIMMY kills it,funny as hell

[xb5jb7]

Gene had to hire comedians for the roast because he has no friends

[xb5jb7]

Ace, Peter, and Stanley Eisen refused to show up at Chiam Witz's roast since they thought it was beneath them

[Youthgonewildfans85]

Steel Panther's the band!!!!

[ScaniaChan]

Jesus, he's just trashing everybody in the room. Fucking love it.

[DarkTowerTube]

Norton is fucking awesome.

[DeusDevoid]

jesus FUCK he KILLED IT

[theonetense]

gene simmons is the greasiest heeb alive......killed it jim!!!!!

[havocitz]

this looks like a lineup of dick tracy villains.

[Edubbplate]

Gene Simmons eats genes for breakfast. You know...like sperm...get it?

[Metatronicus]

If gene simmons is a jew i am fucking mozes.

[BrewskieFubar]

1:57 bass player of SOAD :)

[JoesBarNGrill1]

"i'm sorry was that a little to rough? go fuck your selves!"

lol Jim Norton is hilarious

[DavidFullam]

Shannon Tweed was never hot. Go back and look at the year of Playboy she was in. How the hell did she ever win Playmate of the Year?

[TheSeeker008]

Jim Norton is one ugly mother f*cker

[lowlypeasant]

Best roast performance of all time.

[WillyWobSk8in]

@SuperEvulDevil umadbro?

[SuperEvulDevil]

god dam carrot top is so fucking ugly i cnat look at him for more then a second

[T1memaster]

ugly bald faggot who isnt funny

[doughboycod2]

@T1memaster Jim Norton is a fucking genius. Gene Simmon's music licks dirty cunt.

[logblacklabel18]

@T1memaster you give yourself too much credit sir

[rhoads83j]

Nice boots,, faggot.

[elitetrucker]

Havnt heard any of his material until that night, and for the stern fan, well we know why u have to comment negatively, stern won't love you anymore if you wearnt loyal. Stern an suck a dick,

[elitetrucker]

I went and saw his act at the irvine improv and i could stop laughing, he didn't go dirty as he normally does and I was laughing my balls off, every joke was original and new I hau

[calvingmail]

Gene Simmons and Donald Trump were the most sporting roastees. 

[ArpySky]

SHAVO!!! 1:55 Awesome!!!

[iamceleste111597]

He's making fun of everybody exept for Gene?!? O:- I thought it was a 'Gene Simmons Roast'. -.-

[1844Freddy]

That Dick Tracy line was epic. Norton should be on EVERY fucking roast, it's ridiculous that Comedy Central doesn't include him.

[Vinselator]

STEEL PANTHER

[heatbucspies55]

Some people think they can just say stuff at roasts that cosses the line, and they're set.

Jim Norton says stuff that's mean, but it's also hilarious. he is so good.

[thesimpsons2345]

carrot top, you're looking healthy and natural.......I was literally rolling on the floor laughing......

[raiderking69]

Jim Norton is great!

[Kr4zYG4m3r]

at 1:55 thats shavo (bass player) and john (drummer) from system of a down.are they the only ones there or is tge whole band there?

[Perdomom]

@Kr4zYG4m3r

dude RZA from Wutang is right next to them

[impreprex1979]

If there is a hell, it's to be roasted by Jim Norton. Oh shit - all pun intended!!!!

[BathosMetalDrummer]

Steel Panther rocks

[AurelioErik]

fuck yeah jim norton!

[Tonyp68]

Why is everyone there fake, plastic and/or fucked up???

One might think this shit is representative for succesful Americans.

(then i'm glad to be a less succesful European!)

[ThePowerslave94]

jerry cantrell at 2:21?

[gr0teque]

If Jim is sober here, what the hell would he look like to Ecstasy

[kearnej]

the wayouts!

lol

[FreezeInfinite]

The first thing Jim Norton did when he got on was smash the band.

LOL

[slickback333]

Jim, your not funny. Your just one big genitle wart AHAHAHA!

[TheDivineProvidence]

@slickback333

comin from a kike

[slickback333]

@TheDivineProvidence You couldn't be more wrong actually.

[ajpoopieschitz]

@slickback333 your fucking delusional if you think jim norton isnt funny.

[slickback333]

@ajpoopieschitz Your a genitle wart on his balls if you think he is

[DMalenfant1]

@ajpoopieschitz He is funny here, but how hard is it to rip on anyone on that stage, I mean really? But most of his shit I have listen to he is not funny, in fact he just sounds like a Howard Stern wannabe, try and say as much shocking shit as possible. Being shocking is not funny nor requires brains, nor originality. It is easy being a piece of garbage by just being really mean by insulting people. Watch this guy when he has to be remotely clean, guy is more boring than the royal wedding.

[masterbassist93]

Everybody asks "is that SOAD's bassist?!", like they don't know his name. It's Shavo

[SEMICHUCK]

what an angel

[PestigeKelpone]

"Remarkably unpleasant to look at". So true.

[cronhole]

Didnt know Joe Pesci did stand-up :D

[caltrof]

ohh Jimmy!!

[T1memaster]

The only thing funny about this guy is the way he looks.

[Dude11191]

@T1memaster He funnier than you :l

[SonDimz]

Bassists from System of a down at 1:55?

[TheDivineProvidence]

True story: My friend did business with Gene, on a casual business meeting

he met at Genes house with his friend. Gene made his friend wait outside his door the whole time..

[iSOBigD]

Jimmy killed! I think this really was back when he loved Kiss though.

[jessem1oo]

at least gene is lol too



[BananaHurricane]

Note to self - Don't drink coffee while watching roasts. It sprays.

[austinjernigan]

Ralphie May couldn't even laugh without nearly having a heart attack

[gforcejunk]

thanks for the upload legoking1993

[TallyOtaku]

Norton takes his jokes too far, deff border-lining douche.

[gillieman760]

@TallyOtaku eat shit!

[TallyOtaku]

@gillieman760 Dude, that was seriously uncalled for and rude. You can reply to this if you want, but I won't be responding. Grow up.

[gillieman760]

@TallyOtaku lmfao! 

[JRuffinelli]

"Congratulations... it's... an EGO."

Good shit.

[jfrsnjhnsn]

I wish Peter and Ace WOULD start a mariachi band in central Jersey...

[ysatis522]

Hey....at like 1:56.....was that the bassist from System of a Down?

[MGSoldier]

I thought that 2:04 was pretty hilarious.. :D

[mattd687]

What a small crowd

[jries77]

Met Simmons hes a jerkoff

[funkiersnoog]

@jries77 Literally everyone I've ever heard of meeting Gene Simmons says the exact same thing.

[Gronkepirl]

Steel panther o.0

[Fedawg123]

LMAo Lynard Skynard as they were crashing!!!!

[sheyemmy]

Gene Simmons is a cocky faggot. RIP GREG GIRALDO and jim norton is the man.

[TEST4YOURCDL]

Not too familiar with Greg. I watched him a few times and thought nothing special on any level. Jim Norton is certainly a master though.

[JustinLB82]

"Gene started out as a math teacher, which was very helpful because it taught him that when it comes to money, if you have 4 people in a band...and you subtract 2. The remaining 2 get a shit load more of it."

Jim Norton is great. His authenticity and honest approach reminds me of Giraldo, guess it's no wonder they were best friends. Fuckin hilarious.

[rredhawk]

0:53 Tia Ling??

[ArmaniDemon]

Simmons, Grade A fucking tool and fake. Norton's genius is wasted on that hack.

[Hellzyead]

you know how to roast this worthless cocksucker gene simmons? you show his sex tape...wow, what a little dick piece of shit, i wouldn't show my fucking face anywhere ever if i had his microscopic mutant nob...yeah, you've got a long tongue? whoopty fuck, you dick is tiny...hide under a rock, fag

[nelliepule]

he dosnt hate him ant dose faggot

[NoNiceNamesLeft]

haha, good roast

[ren2250]

anybody know the name of the guy behind gene simmons at 0:12 with the beard

[BreakRightIntoHeaven]

I love how he just doesn't give a fuck xD

[monsignorhul]

21 people auditioned for Ace and Peter's mariachi band.

[kuriaki71]

jim is funny

[DeliciousPoop]

did anyone else spot system of a down bassist?

[SystemHeadStephh]

@DeliciousPoop yea i know when i saw this i said holy crap its shavo from system of a down

[DeliciousPoop]

@SystemHeadStephh drummer too

[rlawrence331]

What a beautiful baby boy.

[calideson]

Great job Jimmy!

[showtime4635]

Im pretty sure jimmy wishes he had gene under a porch while it was raining.

[BrutalAsHell]

Jim Norton's hilarious, but, Jeff Ross and Greg Giraldo (R.I.P.) are the Roast Master's.

[wilcox24]

who's that wigger sitting behind gene simmons?

[BrutalAsHell]

@wilcox24

Where have you been? That's not a wigger, that's Steve-O, from "Jackass".

[JASM4collection]

It's guys like Jim Norton that deserve their own tv show because he is very smart

[dontanner232]

legoking1993 Thanks for the show ... funny as all hell.

[kittycathappy]

carrot top laughs at others when they are picked on but to him he hates it.

[vitaminfromthesky]

there's Shavo!!!! there's Shavo, da man!

[assiconda]

hahahahahahahaha

[TheCass307]

"I'm sorry, was that a little too rough? Go fuck yourselves!" hahaha had me rollin.

[yarahahrwe]

norton and ross are gods

gene is a piece of shit

[youngwombat]

He absolutely killed it. Jimmy is my hero.

[enterthetekken]

gay

[DarkTowerTube]

Jim Norton is one of the good comedians nowadays.

[tiyenin]

Was that fucking Shavo @ 1:53 ?

[kaynek00l]

@tiyenin OMG IT WAS THATS SO AWESOME

[AxelDragon]

the roast belong to comedy central, on AE ist like i dont know, too soft

[worldgate989]

Aww im sorry, is that a little too rought? Go f... yourself. LMFAO.

Jim Norton is almost always funny, this is a example of when he is funny. :D

[Erika445566]

Dick tracey villains...lolololol

[qquicpixx]

HE WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skshield3]

Jim Norton was a genius on this show! You are in damn fine form here, Jim!

[PrkchpsNaplsaws]

"was that a little too rough?, im sorry GO F**K yourselves!" HAHAHAHAH - precious. Love this man

[LAPunk1986]

I watch this clip every now and then and it's still hilarious. Jim Norton rules.

[ShamRock1938]

Jim Norton knocks on the door of uncomfortable, and as it comes up to look thru the peep hole he kicks that fucking door off its hinges and back thru its own frame! ("fame" here) he really is in his own league, don't know if that's good or bad, he wouldn't give a fuck anyway, I actually think he should be a little mad about the other "comics" they are surrounding him with, the fact that he even had to waste a thought / joke, and had to acknowledge  "Carrot Top" Fuck Man.

[jonathannovaperez]

At 1:56 ITS Shavo AND John FROM SYSTEM OF A DOWN!! YEAHHHH!!!

[Hodepine6]

hahahaha @ the finishing punchline!

[8Eriquo8]

STEEL PANTHER!!!

[CERNOBE]

chubby

[DYOLFMOT]

jim norton is the best and he hates Gene Simmons now

[lonerider234]

@DYOLFMOT why does he hate Gene?

[UDpizzaguy1]

@lonerider234 He doesnt! Anthony from the Opie & Anthony show hates him!!

[bobbymidnight316]

@UDpizzaguy1 Jimmy does too check out the video "gene simmons hurts jimmys feelings"

[UDpizzaguy1]

@bobbymidnight316 He may have hurt his feelings, but Jimmy still loves him.They jus had some1 on the show (I cant remember who.. I suck) & whoever it was brought up Gene Simmons.. Anthony made a "ehhh" & the guy said "what?"

Opie: This show has a love hate relationship with GS

Jimmy: I love him" & Anthony said "I hate the guy

Anthony: I hate the guy

Opie: Gene may have hit on Ants gf at the time (Jill Nicolini- NY weather girl)

This show was aired a few months ago, The roast 2yrs ago

[bobbymidnight316]

@UDpizzaguy1 oh okay, i just watched that video before this one so it was fresh in my mind.

[slickback333]

@DYOLFMOT Why does he hate him?

[zacklyzun]

stevo in the background

[sprimusp]

Gza is hanging out with Shavo Odadjian.

[ftown631]

@sprimusp really where??

[sprimusp]

@ftown631 There a few good shots throughout. You see Gza then a younger kid in the middle and then Shavo, and in one shot next Shavo is John Dolmayan.

[ftown631]

@sprimusp Holy shit how did I not notice that haha thanks man

[TheHappynot]

What did he say about Ace and Peter

[3mailll]

@TheHappynot that they are in new jersey starting a mariachi band :D

[helmet098]

I hate gene simmons and what looks like a ridiculous cancer wig. It was a roast @ssholes. It's supposed to b vicious. That's the idea.

[ferchofucer83]

ohhhh Carrot top, that realy hurts, hohohohohoho

[LiteracyLabyrinth]

A lineup of Dick Tracy villains - LOL

[hairdoggy]

So true on the comment about Peter and Ace! LMAO!

[Panasper]

"Congratulations Ms. Simmons, it's an ego." fuckin great line. Yimmy knocked this one out of the park.

[CristalGayl]

"Carrot Bottom" LOL!

[TellySavalis]

Bug eyes

[Bradfolks420]

Jim Norton is the shit. However, Gene Simmons is a shithead. Simmons was quoted as saying: "The record industry is dead. It's six feet underground and unfortunately the fans have done this. They've decided to download and file share. There is no record industry around so we're going to wait until everybody settles down and becomes civilized. As soon as the record industry pops its head up we'll record new material."

[123hahahha123]

@Bradfolks420 and what its not true? Most of the people download the music through limewire or bear share or some other crap instead of just paying a buck. Cheap bastards.

[jair333]

@Bradfolks420 The record industry is dead because every band they sign now days sucks ass. and actuall good talented bands are not signed because they dont sound like "Nickelback" or "Slipknot". Fuck the music industry just because a band is not signed to a major label does not mean they are not Good.

[breastmilkdabestmilk]

@jair333 3 days grace sucks

[KingKarolus222]

jim norton is overrated. he acts like an asshole on the radio too. fuck jim norton

[fullmarshmallowjaket]

wow jimmy can roast! buuuurn!

[Laihoistheman]

haha they got steel panther, awesome.

[Vlad88667]

I'm sorry was that a little to rough? go fuck yourself!

little yimmy is awesome

[BlackDiamond1967]

He's not pissed, he's just taking his lumps. It's all in FUN, remember fun?

[imspook209A]

Gene is sitting down and he is still as tall as Yimmy.LOL

[mommy2addie]

Love me some Yimmy......and of course, Gene!!

[francokills]

2:00 steve o?

[SRTtoZ]

Carrottop, you look HEALTHY AND NATURAL! LOOOOOOOL

[nirvana2465]

look at how pissed gene gets at 1:10 before it becomes a rip on lisa lampanelli.. what an egomaniac

[ironwarrior177]

OMFG 1:56 is that Shavo from System of a Down?

[MusicJew158]

Gene Simmons is such a douchebag

[nywilf]

this dude is BRUTAL i love it...:)

[fuzzysting]

Jesse had it coming. I thought Jesse was a true classic during his WWF days, but now hes just a loud mouthed conspiracy theory spouting douchebag.

[robzombay72]

This guy is a fucking piece of shit, totally disrespected Jesse Ventura.

[jasoncarby]

SSIIIICCCCKKKK ROAST !!

[IamLisaYo]

Oh wow. HE is fucking funny.

[chase6470]

This dais looks like a lineup of Dick Tracy Villians...lmao!

[upthcreek]

@chase6470 ... I agree... who gave you the thumbs down ? carrot top?... jim norton is funnier than most peoples' sense of humor... I feel sorry, they can't laugh as hard as us...

[ramoslee]

was that steel panther from Vegas?

[curt470]

@ramoslee It is Steel Panther, they are based out of Los Angeles and they went by a different name at that time.

[MrNckissfan]

This roast would have been a lot funnier had it aired on Comedy Central like it was supposed to.

[seanmathjbaia]

Whoever finds this bit "unfunny" is a douche bag. Suck it miserable people.

[tames910]

Agreed..."Dig Tracy Villains"...awesome

[leiefilm]

@seanmathjbaia I agree seems like has forgotten who he's suppose to roast

[shnos]

@seanmathjbaia ya mum like to suck it

[boomshamwow]

this was the worst roast ever!! so boring and each act was only 30 or so seconds, also the other roast with that fat guy from cheer's was also horrible. I had to change the channel on both of these roasts... wtf happend to a great show?

[Pam4Rob]

@boomshamwow - You know what roast was really funny... the one where they roasted William Shatner.. .I thought that one was hillarious.. Look it up or download it, it's great. Not saying this one is bad, I havn't watched all of it yet, But so far it's alright