Countdown: McCain Uses POW Status For Everything 8/22/08

[GurnSi]

PART 18: You'll vote McSame IF:

You missed your 5th grade graduation by being on jury duty

You feel the hillbillies in 'Deliverance' were just misunderstood

You heard that Dom Perignon is a mafia boss & turtleneck is a key ingredient for soup

You think subdivision is part of a math problem

[GurnSi]

PART 18: You'll vote McSame IF:

You just bought an 8-track player to put in your truck

You learned foreplay by watching professional wrestling

You've a taxidermist's number on speed dial

Your brother-in-law is both your uncle & grandfather

[makaisenki]

I hate McCain so much. I really do... That guy is just evil.