Red Dwarf: Tongue Tied

[melasunstrong]

He must've been on catnip when he had this dream

[kurshu1]

Im against rape but the replay button was asking for it

[SarciB85]

Ahh classic video from Series 2 :-)

[279joseph]

such a shame the comeback episode wasnt amazing :(

[TheShakiebreaks]

@279joseph Do u mean back to earth or the new series x they are making

[frankieroandMCR]

What happened to good tv shows? All we have nowadays is The Only Way Is Essex...

[Tunewill]

@frankieroandMCR Quality telly is just as rare now as it was in the wayback, we've just forgotten the shite we had to put up with back then in between these gems.

[GPOPization]

WTF? This isn't from a parallel universe. It was one of the Cat's dreams. Get it sorted BBC!

[cookiecrash2006]

@GPOPization The episode is called Parallel Universe. Series 2, episode 6

[OliviaTheGeek]

@GPOPization Literally just about to type the same thing! So annoying

[rthompson39]

@GPOPization But they go into a parallel universe afterwards

[eskimoed24]

@GPOPization The episode is called 'Parallel Universe'

[zakora1000]

clasic :) im so singing this at my talents show :)

[SeeThroughDoor]

D'awww, kitty.

[lulu0405]

They start filming series X next month.

[Blyth4Life]

This is smegging awesome!!!!!!!

[intolerance100]

From S4E3 - Justice

[Lister takes the witness stand]

Kryten: Name?

Lister: Dave Lister.

Kryten: Occupation?

Lister: [looks bewildered for a moment, then answers] Uh, bum.

Kryten: Sir, would you describe the accused [Rimmer] as a friend?

Cat: Take the Fifth!

Kryten: Sir, please answer the question. Remember you are under polygraphic surveillance: Would you describe the accused as a friend?

Lister: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.

[DekuMushScrub]

@intolerance100 thank you!

[NuetralKarma27]

2,666 people are like Ace Rimmer.

33 people are like Dwayne Dibley.

[Siska0Robert]

Did anyone see that clay version? It is hilarious!

[BadGirlOfAutism]

Danny John Jules would make a wicked Rum Tum Tugger in 'Cats'.

[Lovelygal152]

@BadGirlOfAutism Oh heck yes.

[cailinsmummy]

had to watch this after seeing Danny (Cat) on tv confirming that red dwarf will be back next year. Yeah :)

[randomperson11111123]

@cailinsmummy Wait, they're coming BACK?

Oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God.

[LariLaEvil]

@cailinsmummy You HAVE to be shitting me!!!!

[TallDarkAndDashing]

we should send em to eurovision

[SaxphonicX]

What episode is this form?

[PowerArmorV113]

@SaxphonicX Season 2, Episode 6. "Parallel Universe"

[SaxphonicX]

What episode is this form?

[bidabidabadboyraver]

33 people are toung tied.

[JacobTheRedWolf]

Oh, and I mean Jules, not Jewels. Sorry.

[JacobTheRedWolf]

Jewels is a dancer, which is why he was able to hit that move at 1:55.

[mommapuddin]

OK, I'm impressed with Danny's dancing skills. And BTW, should a person REALLY think a "cat" is so HOT?!?

[thepropmonkey]

@mommapuddin In this case: yes. Very much so.

[bumcheese2008]

best clip EVER!!

[ClubPenguinMan1000]

Danny John-Jules, what a voice.

[ultrapersonthing]

this isn't a music video. It's a banana!

[ClubPenguinMan1000]

@ultrapersonthing no it's a female armidillo

[smoogirl]

@ClubPenguinMan1000 Small off duty czechoslovacian traffic warden :3

[MegaSWEETVID]

33 people missed the like button

[harrypotterfantng]

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Please comment when finished. :)

[harrypotterfantng]

@harrypotterfantng Sorry, the URL disappeared. To read the story go to the site and search: "Red Dwarf: Edited Version by HarryPotterTNGfan.

[kittygal1809]

I wasnt old enuff to watch this on tv, but luckily we had the box set, and this was the first episode i saw, so much for good first ipressions huh? XD lol I LOVE RED DWARF!!

[missfabulesso]

I'd give anything to have dreams like this! :D

[HakimSalaban]

32 idiot¨s dont¨t like....i just smile

[MatthewDavidParr]

The canned laughter does kill it a bit... Kind of a smile moment but the laughter is like 'HAHAHAHAHAHA'..

[Denarpsaurus]

@MatthewDavidParr \I don't want to go all smart arse on you, but research shows that when you are in public you will laugh a lot more enthusiaticly to show that you understand the joke/gag. Right, sorry to go all Smeghead on you there.

[MatthewDavidParr]

Red Dwarf is the one.

[101Becka]

this is amazing

[AqworldEliteo1337]

Ah, sheer bliss to hear "Ningy Nongy" again! x

[sweetlybroken11]

I grew up on this show, Loved it then, still love it to this day!

[Pastikawow]

Jogurt! :D :D :D :D :D

[ilovegammagal]

lolllll i love red dwarf!!! its my all time favourite dvd/series/sitcom(whatever u like to call it!)

32 ppl havent heard of the word epic

my fave episode has got to b legion!!!

[ArfPaws]

I see 32 smegheads watched this video by accident.

[sarahrogers1882]

my ultimate fave Dwarf posse moment. DJ-J at his song n dance man, best xxx

[danny4567h]

Genius. Which episode is this from I can't remember.

[mpfaefkafmtfjkf]

@danny4567h Parallel Universe, the last episode of Series 2

[WastemanDotCom]

this song charted at number 17 looool

[Olliedfox]

lol my email address is smegintheheads... gd old times :P 

[RoDxquickscopez]

how can you not like this

[Doodle1Bean]

@RoDxquickscopez  Tastes vary.

[krezum]

love how theres still only 32 smegheads

[chemtrooper]

. . . and THIS is another reason why the 80's rocked.

[2009MRTT]

Smegging adverts

[ShadowBabe1996]

why cant you hear me when i saaaayy....gduble derby dargle dardy double dargy dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy XD love this song!!

[WildBuck007]

So, this is acid...... XD

[Grashnook]

WHY IS THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD

[AudiBoison]

32 people would rather listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca black :D

[DannyJP11]

I wasnt born when red dwarf was created so i must ask, was this actaully released as a single? please say yes coz that would have been funny

[spearhafoc]

@DannyJP11 I can remember it being released as a single. It reached no.17 in the UK charts in 1993 according to the Facebook page.

[ingridmadonna7]

@spearhafoc ive got it ,the vinyl record

[hitachi088]

@DannyJP11 that is the beginning of an episode.

[twocvbloke]

flibbedyflibbedyflop.... :P

[LoveHopelessly]

This is the song version of EVERY time I talk to a guy!

And I LOVE it!

[priceyfyi]

Holly at 1:28 lol

[MOVIEGUY693]

How can you dislike this?

[kiej332k]

I love Lister at 1:51 !

[mariejs123]

32 people are complete and utter smegheads

[ubermaster94]

@mariejs123 plus one gimboid

[MiniSpasticNinja]

I'm surprised that the Cat wasn't angry that Rimmer and Lister they were wearing the same thing as them :D xD

[ilovegammagal]

@MiniSpasticNinja good point!

[ComradSvenivir]

I'm a huge fan of Red Dwarf and I can't even count how many times I watched every episode!

[MyDestinyIsHero]

If you dislike this, your a cunt.

[Spomeard]

@MyDestinyIsHero If you dislike this.... you're a smeeeer Heeeeee

[Kehira318Angel]

I'm doing a how to dance for this song. if you'd like to see it later subscribe to my channel and try to dance along! ^_^

[MyGunner83]

i massive fan of red dwarf and this just makes me laugh as chris barry and craig charles look like they are not enjoying it one bit lol

[bluejeckett]

Ha ha Im slightly embarrassed to say I loved this song, cos it was funny as well but the song itself even made it to top 50 in the pop charts, it was released Im pretty sure, forget how high, not top 10

[Zentai88]

Ow! This is real classic!

[HKM8545]

In my country is Red Dwarf regarded as the best series. Allmost everybody like it. And I' am from Czech Republic.

[TVExample]

@HKM8545 Yep, me too ;)

[NoPrehensilizing]

This sort of sounds a bit like Dancing in the Moonlight by Thin Lizzy.

[RedDwarfObsessive]

Dear BBC.

You got the description all wrong.

Should be "What does a Cat dream about?" or something.

Phil, [RDO]

[kitty07227]

@RedDwarfObsessive

this cat dreams about desiner cloths

[RavenDayexMilhas]

31 people are tongue tied

[littelman54321]

which episode is this

[paranoidandroidRH]

What about 'whenever you're around, my trousers they turn brown girl'?

[frooglepop13579]

This is, without a doubt, one of the greatest love songs of all time :'D

[ThePaudybyrne]

how come its not available as an audio download on itunes etc?

[Georgie604]

31 people just got tongue tied!

[Orlabobz]

Me and my sisters used to recreate this song! My eldest sister got to be cat.... my next sister got lister.. and as they youngest I was stuck with Rimmer! But ah, what a programe, what a song, what memories!

[LeoArctica]

@Orlabobz me and my cousins did that 2 ^^ we even did a school musical back in the day about it XD

[Orlabobz]

@LeoArctica

A school musical? About red dwarf is it?

[LeoArctica]

@Orlabobz course it was XD u can't beat this song no matter what day or age XD

[wishshadow5]

who dares me too sing this on the x factor or Britians got talent!!!

[Orlabobz]

@wishshadow5

hehehe! Oh do, defo! but u need 2 back up singers!

[Reincarnhate925]

if they make a new series, it has to be in true 90s style.

none of this 3D/HD bullshit. Nostalgia train pleez.

[Dragonfree97]

@Reincarnhate925 This was late 80s... 88 I think, but I wholly agree with you.

[BadWolf117Returns]

@Reincarnhate925 yep good humour, model red dwarf and faithful recreation of the old bunks

[MrRandomanimation]

33 people pressed the wrong button (no ones perfect)

[behemoth69]

This has nothing to do with them being in a Parallel Universe. Its one of Cat's dreams.

[garfy79]

@behemoth69 The episode it's from is called "parallel universe"

[keshihead85]

@Hotraider your my kind of person 

[keshihead85]

red dwarf is the finest show ever made

[Hotraider]

@keshihead85 not the finest show ever, It is VE BEST Awesome show of all time :-)

[DuelWieldingGamers]

I agree, I disliked the ending on prison decks, simply because they wernt out exploring in the fun they do Liked the final line though, THE SMEG IT IS!!

so happy the dwarf is back!

[TheTheateam]

Any one know what Cat is doing these days?

[JadMock]

On 21 January 2011 it was confirmed that a new series will be filmed in late 2011 to be broadcast in 2012 on the digital channel Dave.[

[DeepPuzzlement]

@JadMock Where did you find this?

[JadMock]

@DeepPuzzlement Look up the red dwarf on wikipedia and Look for The Future Section

[frezblade]

SHUT PPL I WANNA HERE THE SONG :3

[MissGreenfyre]

I luv Red Dwarf! I used to sing this when I was little, gewd memories... =)

[paulbottomley42]

The Cat is a professional dancer, isn't he? Its good they let him strut his funky stuff occasionally. :D

[MarcC89]

@paulbottomley42

True, in fact, out of the original cast, only Chris Barrie (Rimmer) was an "actual" actor. Craig Charles (Lister) was a poet and Norman Lovett (Holly) was a stand-up comedian.

[E4Z1E]

Awesome.

[the1stLadyDoctor]

Lister doesn't look happy at all. XD Great song.

[Simwillb]

30 people are tongue tied. Love this series shame it ended a bit Phantom Menace.

[THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE]

got the red dwarf anniversary edition-all the shows for xmas

also i prefer norman lovett as holly-whos with me?

[staggo3000]

gotta love this

[RobertaNerina8]

Understand me when I say..

Gedurble diggle doggle niggle foggle nibble nay!

[Araclain]

God its such a shame Back to Earth and the after Rimmer left where so terrible... it was one of the best shows ever.

[xhannz1234]

This never gets old. I love Red Dwarf :)x

[555hugs]

reproductive system baby

[IvanJudoka92]

29 persons are tongue tied

[AzzA1332]

lol, lister's epic crotch grab

[xXHellkittiesXx]

RED DWARF!!!

[VvissiaA]

29 people are tongue tied Dwayne Dibley's

[LauraDxiaojie]

I love their outfits, hehe! You can tell how much Craig isn't enjoying himself here ;D

[inspector1stclass]

@LauraDxiaojie

Did you listen to the commentary? He WAS miserable, poor thing!

(Even so, I'm still glad they did it - I love this song!)

[LauraDxiaojie]

@inspector1stclass Yeah I actually watched that just a few weeks ago :D Those guys are all so funny together.

[queenofpotatoland]

This always cheers me up :)

[SamauraiRippeR]

The Cat was doing the dancing because Danny John Jules is actually a dancer.

[zachthezombie]

LOL lister looks halfe a sleep in this

[buddydagoat]

1st time seeing this...bahahaha

[TRDEWH]

Lots of nostalgia for the show love it. And the songs catchy its just all around awesome :)

[DEFGI]

Mr Flibble is very cross at the 29 people who mis-calibrated their iPads

[IIStEEDYII]

@DEFGI UNCLE ARNIE FRIES THEM ALIVE WITH HIS HEX VISION

[dementedducky934]

flippetty flippetty flop!

[VRMorrigon]

Hahah every time I see this I love it

[pwnergrrl]

absolutely brilliant! Up there with the Arnold Rimmer song! :)

[degen83]

@pwnergrrl what Arnold Rimmer song?

[PkerWhomerang]

@degen83 the one with the Arnold Munchkins!

watch?v=r-ZiI3iVgpM - put that on the end of the youtube homepage URL.

[degen83]

@PkerWhomerang ah, the Rimmer experience ...lol, that one was hilarious too :D

[SamFisherOO]

kinda reminiscent of the foundations anyone else get that vibe

[godkingRoss]

they should put songs like this on those crappy sing-star games and actually make them fun for once

[dinotduda]

This is utterly fantastic! One of my favorite bits on the show. I only wish that Kryten has been a regular when this was envisioned! i would have loved to see him included in this sketch.

[haleygayle]

they must think is deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees!

[mpiere]

29 people clearly say: Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-­foggle-nib­ble-nay

[60Jessie90]

i first watched red dwarf wen i was 3 and my parents wounder why im so sarcastic, and before anyone says 'oh ur parents r dreadful' i didnt really understand it until i was quite a bit older but i loved the little head that didn't have a body (later i discovered it was called holly)

[katyfield1988]

totally and untterly fantastic. my fave episode out of all 8 series, paralelle universe : ). its nice to see people from america like red dwarf too. : )

[ajtakpetr]

pure awesomness

[ianjary123]

why did danny john jules (the cat) lower himself to doing stupid kids programmes like story makers and M.I. high when i saw him in those shows my younger brother watched i thought what happened?

[MrKivlov]

Understand me when I say... Dabldiblidubli!

[TRENZ2]

Well, I'm American and I think Red Dwarfs is one of the best show every created.

[ericblr]

@TRENZ2 Allow me to echo that sentiment;-)

[hj1978aa]

@TRENZ2 I just got netflix, and all the red dwarf series is on it.

[TRENZ2]

@hj1978aa cool!

[25cooly1]

@hj1978aa lol thats how im watchin it

[dingo596]

@TRENZ2 what do you think of the american pilot?

[TRENZ2]

@dingo596 haven't seen it

[WanderingSpiritProd]

@dingo596 Piece of trash

[WardN07]

What's with the description from BBC? I swear this was in the dream machine???

[TollSchaft]

@WardN07 That's when Rimmer is singing that little lamb song i think

[santanamauricio]

@WardN07 yes it was

[Dragonfree97]

@WardN07 It was. Cat was looking for a dream involving three girls, and a bathtub of banana yoghurt IIRC

[PROTEK123]

@WardN07 Its from Parallel Universe ,,,,,,

[henrytollins]

@WardN07 It was from the Dream Machine, but, it was also in Episode 2.6 (Parallel Universe). Watched it just yesterday. However, I do agree that their description could have been better.