Poetri Driving on Def Poetry Jam

[flipout62]

OMFG it's jay electronica at 1:06!!!

[cayterr]

this motherfucker wrote a poem about bad drivers hahaha MARRY ME

[chadstone03]

is that jay electronica at 1:06 in the blue shirt?

[vmonkey8]

Awesome job!!

[tomsboys1808]

your a really great poet

[kypt89]

rofl always brings a smile to my face love your poems

[DreadfulControversy]

LMAO this dude is too funny and original!

[jakekaradsheh]

haha michigan drivers homie

[MichiganFann]

Thank god you don't swear like all the other people. F**k them your beast!

[hayellbayell]

no poet has ever made me laugh so much. makes my day (:

[COOKISLANDCHURCHGIRL]

like this if you viewed this in 2011 (:

[ilovepoetry1]

And please don't get into the turning lane with no intentions of turning.... lol... He is such a hilarious poet.... so animated... got love him...

[laxballa3939]

capa-BILITIES

[krissitb]

He speaks the truth because i do this lol wow!

[BAH1Angel]

OMG I love this guy! crazy hilarious and madd talented!

[lailargo]

How can you nt love this

[WhatTimeKrunchTime4]

"but if your under 75" lmao like that isnt old

[Teck2hood]

funny guy

[9msindependent]

dude this is me!!! I never even noticed!! he opened my eyes to my car rage....

[pnoysoul]

Lol this is hilarious! i wonder if someone who cut him off was 74..

[kmed88714]

Man you great! Let us know your schedule! I wanna come see a show!

[justlou820]

"You did it to me and that's a-personal!" LOL

[RukiRocks521]

love it

[oNeseXysiSta]

You're amazing!!

[TheNinjaboi333]

you sound just like me when im driving. an when i pass them I DO LOOK AT THEM!!! hahahah

[CanPry]

so good and so true! i've been going from link to link watching his stuff.

[StatusUpdateTV]

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[ForeverJoi]

this is so true

[hashimgas]

DRIVING CAPABILITIES!! LOVE THE EMPHASIS ON THAT loool

[29martian]

I love the one where he's dating himself....lmao...but it's true....but I know some people don't like their own company so he's lucky. lol

[HONEYkmg]

I loveee him!! "Monsters" And "Dating myself" Are my favourites

[destaco7]

Cmon "Look at them"

[patbus23]

"beep, beep, beep, --that's not my horn. that's my mouth!" LOLL!!! HAHAHAHA!

[HBKLove361]

lol i ove his humor but i kno i always gotta look at who imma cut off after they did the same to me lol

[stemgoody31]

very good

[HBKLove361]

i love this guy...he is a great poet!!!

[443LaLa]

You are so gifted in bringing laughter to people's lives. Keep on keeping on!

[SnugleFresh]

You are one of the most unique writers i've heard .

*Propss

[Chichilicous]

hahahahahaha

ur too good way too dangerous!

xD

luv your work!!

[DatKooKid]

This poem by far is my favorite! Genius!!!!

[st8smostwanted]

that he is a she and she is a 103 years old there are boundaries

[wizzkid0]

LOL "but if your under 75!...PREPARE FOR MA WHRATE"!

[oneteaspoon08]

i think the mc has the best voice.

poetri is awesome by the way, lol

"non driving loser"

he is awesome.

[zgirlbrooks101]

this man is amazing

[Telishaiscool]

poetri is so talented ...keep it up come check out my videos just type in telishaiscool

[theluckypinkmonkey]

Dude you need to make more poems you rock my teacher showed my class your krispy kreme video and every body was laughing there heads off it was so funny we all love it so much you NEED to make more poems yours rock!!! and you know when to be funny and to be serious its cool. and in the end everybody gets what you were trying to make a point of. keep doing what you are doing it rocks!!!!!!!!!! :D

[theluckypinkmonkey]

POETRI ROCKS OUT LOUD !!!! YA !!!!!!

[xxprincesssuziexx]

lmao

[trkzle]

love thissss guy :D

[irkwak]

Poetri rocks!!

[pumpkindoddles]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

thats ttly how i am wen im drivin

everythin he is sayin is ttly true!!

[lilwestsideazn]

hahahah. but if your under 75, prepare for my wrath!

[Combatd]

NO! YOU MUST DIE!

[lilwestsideazn]

you swallow!!!!!

[NashiJazz]

My bad, my friend wrote that cause she aint know I had a youtube account so she didn't know it was gonna appear on there

[P0kemonTrainer]

LIES!

[NashiJazz]

Whatever

[cyspy]

Then remove it.

[NashiJazz]

Grow up

[cyspy]

That'll take a long time. Until then, you could remove the comment if you didn't mean it. :]

[NashiJazz]

Well I didn't write it so I don't care and I don't care for you to express your opinion anymore

[cyspy]

Well, this is YouTube, which is on the Internet, and I'm in America... so you should probably just stop responding if you don't want me to continue to express my opinion.

[tinysanta420]

can yall sensitive ass bitches stop arguing. fuckin punks

[P0kemonTrainer]

LMAO

[seks0h]

idiot

[vibrantlight1103]

poetri's has a much more playful delivery. it's very refreshing after listening to a bunch of hard stuff.

[prettypoet08]

i love this guy

[NashiJazz]

you dont know what love is

[luvnme79]

lol i luv his stuff...cute.

[LittleMissSpice]

"but if you're under 75, prepare for my wrath!!!!!!"

[XMsPerezX]

Haha i Love Him!!!!hahadamn that was great

[kriptic1993]

lol nice work was funny

[SAImmaRose]

Who said ALL PoeArty consists of the Standard ABACA Rhyme theme?

[MyMusic104]

And then you find that he, is a she. lol.

Cute.

:]

[Cdot510]

exactly how i feel about driving! =D

[therealsuperhead]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE SO RIGHT bUT I WOULD CUSS OUT AN OLD PERSON QUICK oNE TIME i DID AN SHE YELLED "iM SORRY bABE, i CAN'T SEE" i SAID WELL YO OLS ASS SHOULDNT BE DRIVING THEN.... IT HAPPENS

[sick00fly]

lmao i love ittt!!

ahahha this is exactly what i do

[DondiWhiteRIP]

This guy could be a very good actor

[Odub18]

Yeah he was on House of Paynes as the Cable guy and a some national commercials

[drummab0i]

I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR. Thanks for that because it was really givin me a headache tryna remember where i see him from. lol

[skorpionsks]

I like this but its not poetic. Its more stand up.

[DeaDPasT]

Yeah... it's called a POETRY slam...

[yolandawaldeck]

I actually have to agree with you. I've listened to other stuff by Poetri, and he's pretty awesome, but this particular piece IS more like stand up. And yes, I know what a poetry slam is, thank you very much.

[JennyMarie03]

You are absolutely brilliant! Thank you for sharing this! All your poems are amazing (I love "Monsters", too!) -- you've got a new big fan! :) And like goodtuneseeker said, you totally entertained the crowd without even needing to use a single curse word. Keep up the fantastic work!

[minniesweety]

oh god lmafao, i think i cried!

[musicengineer08]

ROFLMAO oh my gudness..this is me to the T. Keep bring it Poetri!

[2hitwndr]

LMFAO!!!! Oh my goodness, thats me.My boyfriend tells me I have road rage all the time. I even have it when Im the passenger.

[400Tru]

Poetri is a beast...i was laughin all thru this part...

We curse them out...with all of our windows up!!! Cant nobody else hear us but GOD and quite frankly he dont like some of the stuff we say in our cars ...

[goodtuneseeker]

can't get enough of this guy hilariously real..and clean to anybody else notice he doesn't need to use a single curse word to entertain a crowd?=)

[jerkface114]

LMAO "WHAT? mutha*beep*"

amazing man hahaha

[c0c0cream]

What the deuce?! LOL! OMG This is too much...

[MsMickeyco11]

But if you under 75... man where do you come up with this

[ArssonistTV]

check out ArssonistTV

[wiljoo]

He is the most relatable and down to earth person I have ever seen! I love what he's got to say!

[innykk]

this guy is very goooooooooood

[bobnos]

i know he can just talk on this stuff.. this guy is funnnnnnnnyyyyy with his money ;)

[buketlovely]

I love your style, you're humorous w/ your work...LOVE IT!!!

[pookeylou]

He really needs his own show!!

[pookeylou]

"beep, beep, ba, beep, beep, beep beeeeeep!!!" I love him.

[82ghost]

Guy crazy..Lol

[561400]

wow this guy makes me die mann hoolooy

[CelineCrazy1]

Ok, so i dont mean to sound like a jerk, and I do love this guy.But we need to be very, very carfull while driving. Road rage kills.

[sinan32121]

anyone know the name of the MC that introduced Poetri? Looks like someone I met a while ago.

[thatchick622]

his name is mos def

[tashianah]

the host is mos def! his name is poetri

how do you not know that!

[thatchick622]

i kno both the name of the host and the poet thank u, read closely n you'll c that the question asked was who introduced Poetri!!!

[amatuallah125]

I feel your pain!!

[speshulgurlee]

lol. that sorry PUNK!!

[cpeezie]

2:20...There are boundaries! CLASSIC!

[caira94]

103 chuckle

[Appearingr2d2]

this poem was the reason why I got into poetry and started watching Def Poetry.. This shows that you don't always have to be deep, you just have to be real and talk about something that people can relate to

[jasminetully]

LUV IT!!

im only 13 and mi mom does the same exactthing and ur r hilarious keep up the gud work!

[DinNDee]

That is so me and that is so funny. Absolutely Brilliant!

[jaymami419]

but if u unda 75...=D too funny

[a2dli]

LOL i behave like that in traffic.. curse with the windows up, roll up next to him and just look at the fool XD

[Nuyoriican]

love the style.. very real.. keep it up and stay safe lol

[1tufgirl]

omg this is my favorite poem!

[bobcat9978]

HE IS THE MAN DOG FORREAL

[tinkerbell1800]

"cloooosure"

lmao.

[kelsey19902008]

1:02 is my favorite part. "my driving capabiliTEES" (i know i spelled it wrong its for emphasis lol) poetri, you never cease to amaze me!!!!

[Ramonerdna]

lol under 75 NEway parts of thse poems remind me of wen my parents r driving (escpecially the part about cussing at a person who cant hear u and the part about looking out the window to see the bad driver)

[kelsmoana]

i love this one..

[towanasakura]

poetri, you are splendid. I love that your poems are always light-hearted and happy

[key4you197]

i live in mi and if he drove in va if would be even more crazy

[Nia59]

driving capabilities... lmao he is wylin- I love him

[willshakeyou]

capabilitieeeeeeeees xD haha xD

[Goshin89]

ROFL!!!! i like how he says personal

[disladii2kool]

lol. that is so funny

[stvsla]

it is hella funny

[mzbritt0903]

I think that's part of what makes this poem so funny!!!! I freakin' love it...

"If you're under 75...Prepare for my wrath, baby!" *lol*

[ThePreofjumping2]

Oh. My. God. Here I am, putting new meaning to ROFL. One of the funniest of all-time.

[juzbee]

lol...my bad cause thats so me. beep beep

[Amelfan]

Yo u have the best poems!! thanks for putting then up!

[Euniicex]

He's tooo funnyy..

X

[dlovely18]

Awesome poem.

[ashleabrittney]

i love it!!!

[LAYBiRD]

He's one of my favorite poets... Hilarious!