Simon Cowls best insults

[xOxLexyBabexOx]

hahaha he's awesome!

[applewannabe]

LOL "that sounds like stevie wonder with a cold "

[Arachnidius]

Ugghh... at 1:33, that kind of person would convince me that punching women is sometimes OK.

[Arachnidius]

Ugghh... at 1:33, that kind of person would convince me that punching women is sometimes OK.

[DarthAndre24]

0:26 to 0:30 Simon Looks like an Apple employee LOL

[xxoozzooxx]

you're very handsome..

tell me something i dont no. LOL

[crayon055]

hes just an asswipe

[kelvynz]

TERROED HAHA

[TheLordHodne]

Say what the hell you want, but he's awesome... I love people who are direct and clear

[Hazedream]

If you need a laugh come check out "Hot Girl Gold" "Knicks Bronze" and "Zelda Silver" in my channel...enjoy

[bananaphone25]

Lol i love Simon!!

[SmootheTank]

Have you noticed whenever simon likes some ones preformance, its usualy a blonde chick? :P

[SmootheTank]

Have you noticed whenever simon likes some ones preformance, its usualy a blonde chick? :P

[Anekosanify]

"i dont believe you" "well I'm telling you" "I dont believe you" 0:33 "remember these words...you're not a singer." *silence* PWNED.

[ChloeALaPunkPrincess]

He is such an ass.

[calibia95]

simons hair looks sooo bad in dis vid....

[WOOOSEEE]

Mean Cowell

[fruityice]

simon sucks

[fruityice]

simon is a gay piece of shit.

[Oops515]

does simon cowell quits x factor?

[Oops515]

does simon cowell quits x factor?

[Oops515]

does simon cowell quits x factor?

[winkingplatypus]

lol

girl: by the way ur very handsome

Simon tell me sumthin I don't know

[winkingplatypus]

lol

girl: by the way ur very handsome

Simon tell me sumthin I don't know

[winkingplatypus]

lol

girl: by the way ur very handsome

Simon tell me sumthin I don't know

[winkingplatypus]

lol

girl: by the way ur vrey handsome

Simon tell me sumthin I don't know

[p3fheonhatchanzai]

hahaha get a lawyer n sue her, wtf???!!! gosh love him lollll

[p3fheonhatchanzai]

hahaha get a lawyer n sue her, wtf???!!! gosh love him lollll

[p3fheonhatchanzai]

hahaha get a lawyer n sue her, wtf???!!! gosh love him lollll

[Levenet1996]

hes somewhat right but its still REALLY harsh on them :/

[Levenet1996]

hes somewhat right but its still REALLY harsh on them :/

[Levenet1996]

hes somewhat right but its still REALLY harsh on them :/

[Levenet1996]

hes somewhat right but its still REALLY harsh on them :/

[Levenet1996]

hes somewhat right but its still REALLY harsh on them :/

[Levenet1996]

hes somewhat right but its still REALLY harsh on them :/

[Levenet1996]

hes somewhat right but its still REALLY harsh on them :/

[MJequalsperfection]

lolz....killed it in a good way or a bad way?

[robinal1504]

LOL second guys cute.

[speroed]

*sank like the titanic* :D

[speroed]

*sank like the titanic* :D

[speroed]

*sank like the titanic* :D

[speroed]

*sank like the titanic* :D

[speroed]

*sank like the titanic* :D

[BRITISHALQAIDA]

killed in a gud way or bad way wot a jowka....!!! n the guy was serious abt it lol....!!!

[BRITISHALQAIDA]

killed in a gud way or bad way wot a jowka....!!! n the guy was serious abt it lol....!!!

[BRITISHALQAIDA]

killed in a gud way or bad way wot a jowka....!!! n the guy was serious abt it lol....!!!

[BRITISHALQAIDA]

killed in a gud way or bad way wot a jowka....!!! n the guy was serious abt it lol....!!!

[BRITISHALQAIDA]

killed in a gud way or bad way wot a jowka....!!! n the guy was serious abt it lol....!!!

[BRITISHALQAIDA]

killed in a gud way or bad way wot a jowka....!!! n the guy was serious abt it lol....!!!

[BRITISHALQAIDA]

killed in a gud way or bad way wot a jowka....!!! n the guy was serious abt it lol....!!!

[iSilversaku]

Hes so mean ;<

[iSilversaku]

Hes so mean ;<

[iSilversaku]

Hes so mean ;<

[masterchief4lifeftw]

lol dude ive been trying to find vids likes these post more!

[masterchief4lifeftw]

lol dude ive been trying to find vids likes these post more!

[masterchief4lifeftw]

lol dude ive been trying to find vids likes these post more!

[masterchief4lifeftw]

lol dude ive been trying to find vids likes these post more !

[masterchief4lifeftw]

lol dude ive been trying to find vids likes these post more !

[gardnerbm]

Stevie wonder with a cold...lol

[gardnerbm]

Stevie wonder with a cold...lol

[thethreeroberts]

hey...he tells it like it is.instead of being a kiss ass

[largesatsuma]

It's Cowell. Not Cowl

[Cheycookie1]

simon is rude..but funny

[icexoxoprincess12]

simon send me a msg .......... telling me i singed acapella good haha owgosh......

[treemoka]

Wow randy is huge! I am so glad he lost weight!

[SmittyBaGitty]

HAHAHA! He tells it like it is!!!

[theflyingmusician1]

Like watching a ship sink hahahaha :D

[BoeckmanOSU]

"yeah I'm lying. You were brilliant it was terrible.

[Grunolabar]

SALOP!

[ariesandcandyagDolls]

lolz i luv luv luv simon and if he quits than i'm not gonna watch american idol. there IS no american idol without simon </3 i LUV him

[AmirNikfekr]

Unfortunately you're not ready

Not ready sorry

Simon - Unfortunately you'll never be ready

[MrJoedanmin]

Why the heck is the last comment 1 year ago?

[zombie161]

thats a good quote from simon, "if u dont believe words then ur not a singer"

[iloveyoumichael27]

simon jz being honest, he dont want those people keep hoping for nothing. he jz want to end those fantasies that will never ever come true so they can move on...:)

[TheGIRLwhoPOONEDyou]

Lol! Randy would say that!

"You mean like the Titanic?"

LOOL! XDD

[xXSereneTragedyXx]

Who is that at 1:37?

[amin1984]

if I give you an upper cut how it will be?

[88Sabrine88]

Girl: By the way I chose that one for you. I'm sucking up, yes I know. You're very handsome.

Simon: Tell me something I don't know.

xD

[carlaxoxosweet143]

simon is just straight to the point and frankly speaking...

all he picks is good... like leona and other win in american idol! they are really popular now!

[Clanknar]

"Killed in a good way or bad way?"

Fucking retard xD

[dixon1114]

simon took his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend on vacation at the same time and they all stayed in the same loft ( he the man ) and he lives next door to elton john

[TheMcmarchelo]

haha he is very funny xD

[xxMMxKIDxx]

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE THUMBS UPS?!?!?!

[iiCandiex3]

LOL. wow

[thehimser]

Simon is teh owner

[LaydeeIndependent]

he's so enthusiastic, i love it

[Grafbanaan]

Hes just being honest.

If u are not good don't come to the audition. And if u think you are good and you aren't then someone needs to tell them.

[YungRoyellProduction]

simon is just trying to get the best into this industry hes not trying to kill someones hopes and dreams thats not his goal what you think being a judge is all about saying yes to everyone? no ! you gotta be mean at times,hes also trying to perfect you in that certain level that u need improvement at,& guiding you towards another path besides singing if your not good

[LordWhatsHisName]

I'd be like ok ok Simon thanks. Oh and, FUCK YOU you scum sucking loser! You don't even know how to sing!

[beatnotes]

"take a lawyer & sue that voice teacher" that killed me..in a good way

[thunderthestaple]

awesome lol

[aaauut]

Dude, the girl who's all "I'm sucking up, I know- you're very handsome" sounded REALLLLLY creepy.

[fondoogle]

England till he dies.

[frederikbrinch]

W00T! He's so awesome!!!

[cyanure7]

hahaha he makes the show... I mean he's hilarious... although this season 9 is the 1st time I'm watching. I think it's a tad harsh when he says to some people that "they won't ever have a music career"... hasn't he listened to some crappo mainstream artists? Not condoning those type of artists but sadly if your looks are "marketable" yeah, you become "famous". Look at Britney Spears, doesn't know how to sing, yet she's famous, cause she was cute and hot.

[rtygh3]

haha lool can you imagin if simon wozz sayingg datt to yarr fukkinn hell yarrdd shitt yarr selff!!!!! lool xx

[sourskully]

Simon is too funny sometimes!

[EtrueT7]

hhahaaa lol simon is soo funny but not on this vid

[TheLowey08]

Simon does not go too far . Look at how UTTERLEY APPALINGLY BAD the crap he has to judge really is. These morons should be shot dead for being as bad as this . Alternatively they should be blasted into space or exiled to the middle of the Siberian desert , 1000 miles from anywhere in every direction. Court orders should be drawn up to make it illegal for them ever to sing or perform again ANYWHERE EVER ( except in the vacuum of deep space 10 million miles from earth ) Keep up the good work Simon

[xfaol03x]

1:11 love the look on that girl's face when Simon tells her "get a lawyer and sue her"

dead funny.

ROFL

[luvharryjudd]

search fo the video.. my confession for simon cowell! LOL! u most watch it!

[ShurikenOfLight]

"I can't drag enough words out of my vocabulary" LMAO.

[TayzChic101]

i wonder what simn sounds like singing..?

[Nickotak]

"Who is you singing teacher?"

"A lady up in montana"

"you have lawyer"

"No..."

"get a lawyer and sue her!"

[Fester1971]

who cares if u spell his name wrong?

[hmv60]

thumb up this comment if you love simon cowell!

[30303018]

i think it is funnny.

ha ha ha ha. can u all type in 30303018 and u will see me!!!!!

[legendthewarrior]

what a twat simon cowell is!

[TheRealDeal1515]

Girl: " I know I'm sucking up but ur handsome"

Simon: " Tell me something I don't know"

LMAO XD !

[breakboyA]

do you have a lawyer??

no, i don't have a lawyer...

Get a lawyer and sue her

best answer in history xD

[doriangreek]

are you saying like the titanic?

[SaadattheHammerhand]

FOR LOVE OF GOD I LAUGHT FOR PAST 1 HOUR!

[TheRealDeal1515]

0:34 - 0:41 = The best one XD '

[Supersynapsis]

Why does American Idol.. get away

with discrimination against anyone

over the age of (what is it 26 or 27?)

Why don't they have an open call.. ?

Wonder why there has not been anyone

that has not challenged them with a good

attorney?

[TRUMPER007]

I will say something for Simon - he knows exactly his business inside out!

[diddozproductions]

Oh, Simon.. :D

[etniko]

I love seeing somebody with authority being cruel... that's what's this show is all about.

Is great.

[Warlord3096]

Ohh love that simon

[280Challenger]

Get a lawyer and sue her... haha

[HeyThereILikeMetal]

Simon is hilarious. He's the best thing about American Idol, for sure.

"Terrible."

"Excuse me, you must be joking, sorry."

"Yeah, I'm lying you were brillant, you were terrible.

[HeyThereILikeMetal]

Simon is hilarious. He's the best thing about American Idol, for sure.

"Terrible."

"Excuse me? You must be joking, sorry."

"Yeah, I'm lying you were brilliant, you were terrible.

[genderxl7]

what a douche....

[xl0vex97x]

I WANNA BE JUST LIKE SIMON WHEN I GROW UP!!!! :DDDDDD im gunna be the biggest ass hole on tv!!! im gunna make fun of the best act's ever!!!! im gunna be alone. im gunna be hated. im gunna be disliked by 1000000 people. and im gunna be liked by 1. :] I CANT WAIT TO GROW UP!!!!!

[AASAGBF]

Hahaha.

"Your very handosme"

"Hah, tell me something I don't know"

Simon is pretty sexy to be honest.

[homeskilletbiscuit49]

Contestant: I'm sucking up. Yes I know. You're very handsome.

Simon:tell me something I don't know. LMAO

[imnotsickimjustaboy]

SOME AMERICANS JUST DONT GET SARCASM LOOK AT HER FACE AT 1:11 BLANK TOTALLY BLANK!

simon's a funny guy prob coz he english

[dawnjones82]

his ego really gets on my nerves but his insults make me laugh XD

[microsoft57]

Everything about him just aggravates me.

[treemoka]

YO YO YO! check out our latest vidzz we have and exclusive interview with the judges. and at the end a never before seen interview and performance with adam lambert.. WHOOO!

[julianasantos16]

' you taken singing lessons? who's your teacher? do you have a lawyer? get a lawyer and sue her, seriously, i'm serious. xDD

[xXxCandiPopxXx]

Dude, i love Simon. He makes the show what it is.! Simon is a very honest man, and i don't see why everyone gets all pissy at him. It's just his honest opinion. But his comments are just hilarious (:

[manner290]

I love Simon. (:

[ianupton]

love. take my advice. consume. aspire and be controlled by the consumer society. fly to LA. drive fat bulging blingy cars. be interested in jordon. buy fashion. electronics. do not ask why house prices are high. just borrow more. save the planet by subscribing to green taxation. drive less. work more. dont expect a pension, you have this instead.

[jackgentiles]

but to be fair, Simon is gay. his long time girlfriend is just a cover up. He had an affair with one of his staff on bgt. I can prove it, but I don't want to elaborate more for security purposes..

[naarakyuu]

ahahahahahha 0:35 mins... NOT IN A BILLION YEARS!

[SarahSauRc]

hahaha simon has the best insults

[Nyanyinyah]

Wow... I've never seen a video with so many thumbs-up-comments! XD

[silvertwist12345]

this is a great vid

[TheQueenGia]

Why is he so rude? Why can't he be a little nice at times? See this is why u need Paula there she's the complete opposite of Simon.

[justhypnotiq]

its funny if you just right something you get a bunch of thumbs up? LoL

Simon is great nonetheless

[InfernoWillemX484]

He says it like it is.

[Ravioliboy21]

i love simons insults

[AaronMathias1]

Do you take singing lessons? yes. Do you have a lawyer? No. Get one and sue her! LOLOLOLOL

[utubecop11]

im glad that this video did not have any cussing in it

[performancepoo]

wtf, why so many thumbs???

[bolishstiffney]

I think Simon made the show - He is awesome !

[betinaxxx]

LOL.. I love Simon and his VERY trueful comments !! and he looks younger as he's got older ...

[Buckleofbelt]

killing in a good way or a bad way? OMG AHAAHAHAHAH

[colpro73]

LOOOOOOOL

"You sing like the Titanic?"

XDDDDDD

[agar2]

Sniff my assgas biats!

[ryanwest100]

type 'the A&R Soles' into you tube. Reminds me of Simon. V funny!

[ryanwest100]

Type in 'The A&R Soles' into you tube. Reminds me of Simon. V funny!

[Andythemn3]

WTF at all the thumbs up on the comments below

[UZYTRUT55]

Its sad wen they insult pplz features. Sum tmes randy n simon need a knuckle

[EMOleexJay]

lmao @ the singing lessons part.

[PBBoy2026]

the first one is jokes!

[queenofpeace22]

omg u made this vid on my bday

[hunterkiller1440]

"Get a lawyer and sue her."

ROFL!!!

[FromAshesToLashes]

Haven't commented in over a year? WHOA

and now i killed it

[CloverTheBunny]

I kind of Like Simon! He tells the truth...in a rude way

[Falchorn585]

''You don't necessarily have to have a great voice to be a pop singer''.. Where in the hell do these unbelievably stupid arrogant fools get their warped reality from? I'd really like to get an answer to this.

[KisaKittyLove]

i never sean so mant thems up !!!

[feetonfire1]

1:00 to 1:10 was the best ever

[celask8ter2]

simon is hillarious

[SmexiiStevie]

holy shitt....all these thumbs up distracted me from the video itself.

[sojjelly93]

hahah do you have a teacher? get a lawyer and sue her

[white000bear]

get a lawyer and sue her

[Raveonkids]

LMAO this guy does look like a fucking chimp

[sinbysin666]

Lol!

Tell me something i don't know! XD

[xlefreakcestchic]

who's the guy at 1:38?

Simon's hot.

[Skate1aw]

i love simon!!! xD

[The3rdHiltonSister]

Simon is a British icon. I love his show.

[zuduzeye]

Simon Cowell. A.K.A the Simple Maniac

[StarxXxPenguin]

Lol Simon is never afriad to insult...

[apc467]

I would like Simon to sing... he complains about people going out of tune and what not. Bet he doesnt even know wha an A sounds like

[lm1503]

boomz

[Bellhorn25]

1:09 nice ass

[YoungGuitaristt]

Get a lawyer and sue her. HAHA!

Simon is 99% of the show!

[poesidon2323]

aaaw simon... my best friend

[rem18wew]

killing? in what way? hahahahah ^_^

[Ashtonrat]

You're handsome!

Tell me something I don't know..

[MrSamToxx]

Simon is the whole reason i watch the show, that guy is funny as hell :D