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  • To be Honest We also gave your Your country and your Language so ermm FUCK YOU!!!!!

  • You like to economise so why the hell did this take 1:10 ? could have said what you wanted in less than 10 seconds :D

  • Is this guy serious? You speak English, the Queen is your Sovereign, you're basically British too...

  • Racist!

  • I'd like to 'put one' right on that wolly-faced prick's chin... and then count to TEN whild he was spark out!

  • i don't think people get this lol

  • Guys, he's clearly joking... Don't be thick.

  • Dear angry people...you do realise he's joking? Actually made me giggle.

    Now I just need to split my tenner into two fivers.

  • nob head

  • Guess what - The whole country of Canada is owned by no other than the Queen of England so technically your ass is owned by none other than, yes you guessed it, the British.

    You know the Queen of England yes? Pull some money out of your pocket have a look - ooops! What do you know our lovely Queen Elizabeth!!!

    Dork! The British own you

  • Wow ! That must`ve been so distressing..! I hope you can recover from this life changing incident ! At least we have regional accents ! You lot just sound like Yanks ! Git a fucking grip eh yersel laddie ! Away `n boil yer heed yah numpty ! YEEEESH !

  • How can you be so angry at something so trivial ? Loser.

    

  • whats the point in making a video like this?

  • a tenner is a £10 note you twat. not the number 10.

    Why don't you speak French if you don't like the English language.

  • yeah well its our fucking language if you don't like speak French you cheese eating Canadian surrender monkey

  • This actually made me laugh. You're a complete idiot.

  • one thing... WASTEMAN

  • You've got a problem with the word tenner?! Jesus. Kill yourself, mate.

  • Am I one of the few Brits here that a) isn't offended and b) thinks that this is hilarious? Everyone should lighten up a bit and see this video for what it is - comedy. Great video - all the best from Britishland ;)

  • you are a complete moron, that is a pathetic reason for hating an entire race of people, oh and by the way britain colonised canada, so we can say whatever the fuck we want, i am proud to be british.

  • Well done for becoming a pessimistic cunt

  • What a total dick.

  • Did he say "heady bastard"?? What on earth is that all about?? I always assumed the standard of education was generally high in Canada, however, if this loathsome spotted reptile is typical of the species than I shall have to re evaluate things. Fucking soap dodging carpet muncher.

  • Also , as you are Canadian you are highly likely to be either British or French and because you are speaking our Language you are probably British.Most intelligent Canadians respect us but unfortunately general society , are becoming more Americanised , meaning like you they are rude and arrogant.I feel kind of sorry for the Canadians I have spoken to, who seem a whole lot more intelligent and globally aware than you , are being dragged down by a bunch of closet Americans.

  • ....were they not good at ice hockey at one time? They make some decent cheddar cheese as well....can't think of anything else to commend them...not if this reprobate is anything to go by. Cunt

  • Do all Canadians dress and look like that?? The inarticulate twat looks like he may well be a fudge packing cocoa shunter. He as the kind of face one would never grow tired of slapping. The scruffy wanker!

  • Second biggest country in the world and what are they famous for?

    Even the Australians invented the rotary clothes line.

    Well at least they turn up for a war on time.You have to give them that.

  • this guy is a fucking retard , its our language so we have the right to change it.I did like Canada but clearly some people are just as bad as the really patriot Americans you sometimes meet

  • Dude, we cant help how we speak.

  • Or a monkey! Christ knows what he make of cockney! Fucking melt! I'm a proper naughty geezer and i'd fucking dry slap him!

  • imagine what he would of been like if the guy had asked for a fiver AND a tenner :/

  • er I think the language you are using is English, not Canadian. We can say what the fuck we want.

  • May I suggest the scruffy scarecrow has a shave, combs his hair and does something about his awful attire. It's a tad rich for someone coming from a country that does not know whether English or French is its first language to lecture the British on their colloquialisms. Fucking mug!

  • remind me wat language u r speakin in? ... o english?... nob'ed 

  • Don't try and understand British colloquialisms you silly twat . . .

  • English use Pounds.... and British Land? It's Britain.......

  • Make us out to be some next posh pricks , fuck you and all of Canada .. Land.

  • Wow..just wow. All the terrible things that happen to people in this world and this is what you rant about.

  • Still can't tell if this was meant to be sarcastic or not..

  • Tenner is a colloquialism you uneducated peasant. This video is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

  • Thing is, it's TennAH if you're northern and TennOH if you're southern,it's only TennER is you're posh.

  • I agree with this guy entirely. People who use words with any more than one syllable should be shot. In fact, I vote we all revert back to using simple grunts to communicate. WHOS WITH ME?

  • we call it britain not britainland,twat.

  • Another man left behind...

    

  • whats a canada?

  • i think judging by the feedback on this video, I'd say your a cunt sir. 

  • In Britain we use the term "horseriding" I know in America they say "horseBACK" riding. I wondered if it was the same in Canada? I mean is there any other way to ride a horse? by the neck?tail?dick?. But there is an example from across The Atlantic of superfluous syllables. Oh and yes Tenner has 2 syllables and ten dollars has 3 syllables.

  • The word tenner has two syllables, the word ten dollars has three syllables, learn to count you dozy twat

  • 'Ten dollar words with exces syllables'

    We have pounds in Britain, well played

  • What the fuck you on about? You lot speak OUR language & you fucked it up like - jello, wtf? it's jelly - then you say jelly but its JAM! we say got you say gotten so you too waste letters too. I could go on but it's just horseshit as they say over there but we say bullshit as that's proper :)

  • You posted this video, spoke in this video, in the English language. The language that a hell of a lot of countries use as their second and sometimes first language? Have some respect for it, and stop ranting about simple colloquialism.

  • you look Jewishy looking all goggle eyed and ugly with a hook nose.

  • We gave the world Shakespeare and you gave the world Justin Bieber so if you shall excuse me, I will return to completing my Charles Dickens essay, thank you very much.

  • What the fuck is "British land" lol

    A tenner is a ten pound note.

  • We gave the world the English language, you gave the world Justin Bieber.

  • I think the only person that made themselves look bad is you making this incredible ignorant and unintelligent video!

  • You genuinely look like a tramp. Nuff said.

  • Really!!!!!! You've made a video complaining about colloquialism. So you don't have ANY slang words in Canandian land. Actually I think the name of your country is Canada and the name of mine is Great Britain, Britain or The United Kingdom. Are you speaking on behalf of your entire country or just those from outside of Quebec or maybe even for Quebec. You really should think before posting videos like this, you've been linked into racist vidoes. Think about that in future

  • I doubt this video could have been more pointlesser.

  • i wish people would would stop calling us British. I'm English for fuck sake and proud of it!

  • @kingkenny2k2 You're also British.

    You wouldn't ask people to call you black if you were white, would you?

  • @kingkenny2k2 I agree with you. I am Scottish though. And now the Scottish and the English are agreeing. 2012 must truly be the Apocalypse.

  • Hey! I dont go to your place of of origin and slap the sailors cocks out your mouth.

  • knob

  • But it is a tenner...

  • Oh my god, shut up. Such a pointless video lmfao.

  • britain is the only place where you can call someone 'sillybollocks'...

  • theres something fascistic about making language stupid simple..labour/labor colour/color..through/thru..i could go on about german very long words..but i dont..language is culture and history..

  • oooooooooooooh excess syllables, shit me mate, arent we the fucking worst. i have no problem with your country so dont talk shit about mine you prejudice fuck.

  • What would Canada be without the British?

    Quebec and a giant (unsubsidised) Nunavut.

    Is that what you want?

  • I'll tell you what- next time you come to England ask to use the 'restroom' and we'll pretend we don't know what you mean.

  • @MrOnionterror i had a piss in the restroom...did i wake any one up? the baaathroom..too..

  • HEYY LOOK AT DARTH VADER'S LIGHT SABER! Oh wait, hello dislike bar...

  • british land lol!

  • I am disappointed with the lack of hate in this video, wanted to hear a rant, not nit-picking.

  • "Back home in British land".... Good English or apparently that should be Canadian. Lets not forget who's your head of state OUR Queen. What an arse

  • Can you do me a favour? Can you go put a large metal rod into an electrical socket, and hold onto it for ten minutes? Or "Tenner minutes" as we apparently say.

  • @TheCGIMaster a monkey or a pony..got a fag guv? lor luv a duck apples n pears innit, know wot i mean, you look a right nana..its the rozzers...twerp....who are 'the british' anyway...maybe its them glaswegian asians....or irish jamaicans....who is this idiot?

  • @radicalsystems

    I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

  • @TheCGIMaster it seems that some people the other side of the pond think we all talk like dick van dyke cockneez...or are toffs wearing top hats 'dontyou know..this twat refers to 'the british' as if theres a race of people called the british from 'british land'...

  • he's been beat with the ugly stick

  • sorry mate, but its the ENGLISH language that you are speaking.

    its not the canaidian or american language but the ENGLISH language, so anyway im of to the shop (not store) to get some cheese worth 2quid

  • pubeface

  • Don't you lot use Loonie & Toonie instead of 1 & 2. You syllable wasters you.

  • I LOVE THIS GUY lol hedie bastards

  • Canada = 3 syllables, Britain = 2 syllables. Point proven.

  • Who is this drunk and bigoted johnson?

    

  • excess syllables?

    we invented the language

  • You speak English here's a hint it from ENGLAND,We invented the language so we can use it however we like...

  • ohhhhh :-7 i get it, so "tenner" is a wateful word but "british land" is acceptable then?? My god :/ can't people just accept each other for who they are and just get along :P

  • Whats all this aboot?

  • 0:52 don't you mean pounds?

  • oh so er is offensive? well go suck a giant dildo you wanker

  • Well, Canada is the home of Justin Beiber. Need i say more?

  • Oh sorry, I didn't realise the word "tenner" was offensive. You can't say "buck" then deal? Not enough sylabols :)

  • have a shave you lazy cunt

  • language varies all over the place that's what makes us different.how aboot...i mean about that.nobflap.

  • Bet you a tenner this guy is a dick.

  • what a dickhead.. I'm sure if you were in a foreign country it would be extremely hard and would take a lifetime of living there to pick up on all the little adjustments to a language.

  • well how cruel are you all to your blind people - all your notes are the same size!!

    Ray Charles had to be paid in $1s so he didnt get ripped orf

  • Okay the, anyway can i borrow a tenner

  • i think/hope he's jokeing. made me laugh i do without fail say tenner or fiver. i think it is refering to the note form rather then getting 5 or 10 pound coins back. (wedont say twentyer) 

  • Douche... That is all

  • and stop making a bad name for the rest of america...

  • do u have so little going on in your life that this actually annoyes u enough that you have to share, that is actually quite. ECONOMIZE!? u make muscle cars and pick ups which GUZZLE GAS god can u please please pull your head out of your arse gor just ONE BLOODY SECOND!!!

  • You've disgraced the entire country with this video, you scum.

  • What language are you speaking there? Is it, is it 'English' by any chance? Make up your own language before you start telling those that invented it how to speak it...

  • JEW!!!!! E Y-CHRO TYPE JEW!!!!! NIGGER JEW!!!!! LIKE A ROTHSCHILD OR HITLER!!!!!

  • What a twat.

  • Wha?

  • Why does everyone from the North American continent always refer to the English as British? I'm going to start referring to all Canadians as American going forward. Clearly I am referring to the continent, not country!

  • WHAT A STUPID CUNT! HANG YOUR SELF!

  • WHAT A FUCKING CUNT .

  • what is this "canada" u speak of? sound good i must get some of that "canada"... btw in ENGLAND (NOT BRITAIN) a TENNER is short for TEN POUNDS and we are just used to saying that

  • @livelovedance1615

    sincerely a disappointed Canadian

  • Wow, that was messed. Stop hating on the Brits! I personally love them, like if I had a British accent I wouldn't shut up lol. You realize you're not helping canada's image right? I hope people realize that every where you go, no matter what country you're in, you'll find ignorant asses like this dude. Think of it like the Americans: people stereo type them as fat, lazy stupid and cocky, but theyre not ALL like that. So please don't think all off canadians are like this.

    Sincerely, a disappoi

  • Fair point about economising your use of language.

    One tip for the future... British land = Britain.

  • Love Canada. Don`t like you though. Get a shave turd , and stop getting drunk.

  • Why do you put budder on your toast ?

  • If it's clear from the context we can say just give me 10 back.

    However, saying 'can I have 10' doesn't mean anything, 'can I have a tenner' is clear.

    Tenner and Fiver, only mean amounts of money and nothing else. EasyPeasy

  • @NotJames1 Tenor Lady. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

  • I think it hurts him cause deep down he knows that $10 is worth less than £10. So a Tenner is way more!!! He's a PLONKA x

  • xD

    Canadians...more whimpy than I thought.

  • That's great. Oh, by the way, you happen to have change of a tenner on you, do you? Well, they say you should never say anything on the internet you wouldn't also say right to a persons face, so next time you're in the UK, it would be great if you could come up to Glasgow and repeat this. Preferably on a saturday night....

  • Hahaha, your a stupid little canadian cunt. You'd get fuckin smashed if you came here mate. We own you! bow down.

  • this makes a lot of sense. why add extra syllables to a word when you can be canadian and keep everything monosyllabic and painfully bland. there's nothing good about canada

  • Ye, ye blame us Brit, were used to it you stupid ****in yanks!!!!

  • Prick

  • at least we have the queen on our notes for a reason...what's your excuse you canuck fucks?!

  • We don't make Canadians look bad. They do that for themselves perfectly well.

  • i'm gonna take my crumpet and....

  • Do you not call one and two dollar coins "loonies" and "toonies" respectively? The UK is already saturated with your annoying North American bastardisation of the English language, so fuck up.

  • In Britishland we use the word Britain...

  • You are a massive douche. Blame Canada.

  • Why don't you go home and open up a nice fresh can of shut the fuck up x

  • From a brit, i hope you never meet anyone who speak cockney, you not gonna like people asking you for Speckled Hen, Uncle Ben, Nigel Ben or Paul McKenna, yes they all mean £10

  • It's called a colloquialism. A made up word or phrase which takes root popular culture & becomes commonplace terminology. Like 'Newfie' & saying 'eh' at the end of sentences...

  • you no whats funny if you said this scottish man, you would get knocked the fuck out

  • Well Sorry But We Kinda Rule you so yeah erm Fuck you

  • A ten is not the same thing is a tenner you idiot. A tenner is a £10 note, and it is just the same as your ridiculous slang that none of us understand. At least you knew what he was talking about.

  • 10er 10er 10er 10er DO YOU HATE ME? DO YOU?

    YOU STUPID WANKER!!!!!!!

  • @BringItBackITV Ah. A language I CAN understand...

  • @IAmEverywhere49 Sorry what message were you replying to? I left a few i think but they've probably got lostin there somewhere.

  • @BringItBackITV I was replying as to what Walmart was...

  • @IAmEverywhere49 Ah ok. :)

  • I've just seen this vid and got to say whether this guy was joking or not it's such bad taste, I agree with a lot of the comments on here; how can you even attempt to slag off a language you supposedly use every day, albeit incorrectly. Maybe you should concentrate on more useful past tmes than dissing an entire country, especially the country that your ancestors came from.

  • im sorry, what language did you just insult british in.. canadian?? O THATS RIGHT, you dont even have your own language, youre speaking ours you dumbfuck

  • ... Britishland ....

    

  • your a fucking ugly bastard, trying to look cool with your shit beard... You originated from somewhere in europe, probably 'britain'. Your countries history is a few centuries old ours is thousands.. so shut the fuck up and give me a tenner

  • what a dick like..... i'd like to pay someone a TENNER to punch his fucking face in!

  • This guys off his head.

  • TENNER TENNER TENNER!!

  • What a spectactular cock.

  • I think he's trying to be funny but I'm not sure if the delivery is quite perfected yet.

  • @pleomorphian

    You can say that again. I did wonder about that, but then, it was so unfunny that if he was trying, that just makes him a yet more spectacular cock, in my eyes.

  • Listen, more than likely your family originated from somewhere in Europe and most probably from Britain. so shut the fuck up, its a tenner not a ten... that just makes you sound like a right nob. so fuck you

  • i bet you'd suck a dick for a tenner!

  • So your problem with the British is them using words they have grown up using? You may think you're 100% Canadian or some shit but somewhere most likely in the 18 or 1900s your family moved here from another country and you have grown up with "american english" pretty much with a canadian variant....that's like you moving to the US and saying "eh" and that being a problem for me.

  • Jeezee.... Do it in fivers then

  • You look drunk. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    People, you take this video far too seriously. Relax, guy.

  • What a cunt

  • Wow fucking comedy genius! What a little turd. TENNER TENNER TENNER TENNER TENNER TENNER!!!!!!!!! It's a fucking nickname for £10.

  • FAGGOT

  • Is canada even a real country?

  • @edithkeiler Not really, no. I think it's just a big studio they built to film the Scott Pilgrim movie....

  • SHATNER STEALING MEXICO TOUCHERS

  • Have a shave

  • what u all aboot? eh?

  • So maybe one and two dollar Canadian coins can be called "one dollar" and "two dollar" coins rather than using the slang of loonies and toonies with their excess syllables? Because you know as well as I do how bad that makes everyone look. Hope you've calmed down in the 4-ish years since this vid was recorded.

  • fuck u Canadian cunt, all the way from Scotland!

  • so hang on you speak english but when a acctuall english person speaks there languge and pronounces it the way they do thats bad?