Parking assistant, 530d. New BMW 5-series F10 generation

[jayman1709]

this is useless... I park my car much faster without that thing. This is just for morons

[mainlymusicman]

what? it almost hit that car behind??

[The3MusketeersIsBACK]

O.M.G. FREAKING COOL!

[teodor1403]

9 womens dislike cause they do not have the system in ther car

[DeRageX]

L2 Park ffs... Ska döda er annars...

[XxPropheticxX]

that wouldn't work in town.... U rarely have that much space to park on.

[perrslice]

In Soviet Russia, car drive you

[theGSi16valve]

Takes more time to set thing up than park it.. To much for blonde...

btw: could park 18 wheeler there ;) 

[Yourmom1926]

that would be good to have for your drivers test :-D

[trijjj]

well, talking about pilots, check out the first fly by wire system by airbus on its maiden flight.. and yea a real driver that drives a 5 series bmw would just as much enjoy parking the car him/herself.. matter of taste really.. besides, most of the fatal accidents occur while actually driving, not while driving..

[grungemax]

It will be my day if I get parking spot like this one. its so well spaced out!

[trijjj]

real driver dont need that.. its a gimmick.. good for newbies thou

[BigTwitchy]

@trijjj WTF is a "real driver"? Most of the idiots out on the road can barely understand how a damn traffic light works, let alone park properly. But ask any retard who is unable to follow the rules or execute even simple things such as hill-starts as to their abilities, and they will all tell you that they are excellent behind the wheel. The human element is the single biggest cause of road deaths, period.

[trijjj]

@BigTwitchy parking a car and actually driving are different things, lets not compare appels and oranges. a real driver has enough insight and intuition that can park car without any extra gimmick, what you are talking about is apache's that think they "own" the street and can control the traffic.

[BigTwitchy]

@trijjj To park a car one must drive it. Except with this system, which removes the human element to a large degree, thereby reducing the risk of an incident. Even pilots withs thousands of hours flying time make mistakes that end deadly, so you can't tell me that a "real driver" would never mae a mistake.

[megadriver6]

I want  a new 5-series (don't care if it will have auto park) :D

[MrShark214]

oh come on!!if you need this your place is in the right seat but if your a girl it's fine

[TheBahram203]

DAMNNNN !!1

[CanijAsa]

Too much room for parking

[thehornypuppy]

If you can't park a car with so much distance in between the other cars...you should have a drivers licence...

[fuzter2007]

women will say: "i don`t understand how to use this feature.. "

[megadriver6]

@fuzter2007 : HAHA that cracked me up! Don't girls know what the iDrive system is?

[uffe91]

This is great! And if you can't afford it, i guess you have to learn how to fucking drive

[foxhounduk2k8]

sexy

[iseesquares]

LOL use this on a divers test :P

[WHITEVOLK8814]

Great thing as a technology improvement, but is that hard to park a car??

With park tronic is more than enough. It will be perfect for women, no doubts.xD

[keser2500]

so perfect i love it

[panglutek36]

They should hire a nice chick for that vid...

[JeffSpicoli80]

This is stupid, though it may be fun for some the reality is that you may park or rather the car park perfectly. However, you'll still have to worry about some a...hole bumping your car while it's parked. Can the car shoot a cannon or something at those drivers? Now that would be worth me buying.

[VERHAAL02]

Great! I just don't get why it's a male driver in the commercial? Who's REALLY gonna be using this???

[autofancracing]

discrimination to women and Chinese drivers are not allowed, what a shame for those who said so. Male drivers turned out more accidents worldwide.

[masetika]

BMW made this for women and chinese folks (WORST DRIVERS ,NO OFFENSE)

[paashaasede]

@masetika

No they made it for americans must stupid drivers , they all drive automatic because they cant shift lol

[SlashyBhoy]

That space is so big you could fit a jumbo jet in it! Let alone park a car easily in it!

[dumapies]

this isn't a car anymore, its an appliance

[salman4life]

nice car

[bezkar2]

for woman, certanly!!!...but certainly for my neighbor/man, who says about himself that the car has traveled half of europe!!!/each time when the parked car, so pull down your own fence

[910127]

Lexus does it better.

[giza911]

BMW is the future!

[tashibas]

I wonder, if the car crashes into something while parking itself, is that covered by BMW or by your own insurence

[codrinseth15]

Yeah, paralel parking is such a " difficult " manevour. Perfect option for a lazy woman driver.

[theonegreat1111]

Who needs this shit ?

To park a car is basic knowledge and if you can't do it you should sign up at the local driving school.

[lilithsquall2001]

@theonegreat1111 people who can't park a car shouldn't drive a car!

[cildni]

@lilithsquall2001:

According to your logic this is true as well:

"people who can't shift manually shouldn't drive a car!"

It's all a matter of convenience. Why worry about it yourself when you can press a button? If I had this technology I'd use it every time.

[seb4774]

this option probably wont be perfect, but bmw is great at engineering so im sure it will work fine. And there is no chance of it hitting a car, there are sensors all over that vehicle, if it comes close it will just stop.

[seb4774]

this option probably wont be perfect, but bmw is great at engineering so im sure it will work fine. And there is no chance of it hitting a car, there are sensors all over that vehicle, if it comes close it will just stop.

[seb4774]

this option probably wont be perfect, but bmw is great at engineering so im sure it will work fine. And there is no chance of it hitting a car, there are sensors all over that vehicle, if it comes close it will just stop.

[whit3nigra]

nice

[myjanuary151987]

Bimmer is parking between 2 bimmers. Lol

[Jutt08]

NAH...REALLY... everybody knows dat, incase u didnt hear lexus got recalls too.

[Jutt08]

Lexus sucks, all there cars look

like toyotas.

[parpi83]

VW's system is much simpler and faster and just as accurate and you don't need to go through menus to make it work.

[maaaxwolf]

Amazing technologies from BMW

[TheNewAustralian]

I LOVE BMW

[harumomiji]

i want that car! T_T

[phas3rrr]

is the lexus LS the first to have it? or VW?

[Hofer91]

I think Lexus was the first one!

[xtrasuxhyun]

What would happen if I use that on a drivers License test? Would I fail?

[Iceforfree]

I think this is more of a thing to just be able to say they did it.

[Niighttxx]

women will be glad to have that

[1valg]

@Niighttxx ....and men will be glad women have it as well :-D

[agostini90]

i really dont no how this works?? like how does it no when to go and stop

[MadeoN]

@agostini90

You control the throttle and braking I think. If it's an automatic you'll go a tiny bit forward even without throttle applied. All the system does is control the steering. (I'm guessing here from looking at other systems)

[xtrasuxhyun]

I'm not sure about the throttle...The engine seemed to be off.

[vVeazel]

I wonder what the excuse would be for hitting another car while doing that? "Sorry officer, my car did it!"

[stubag69]

this is the prefect option for women drivers.

[4407975]

@stubag69 y not men :(

[AzrealXIII]

@stubag69 now the problem is teaching them how to actually go through the complicated settings to use this option

[hubertcy]

@stubag69 Especially asian woman

[BassmasterBling]

NO THANKS!

[boom232332]

its cool,but if i had one i dont use that, waste of time and its too easy to park that parking, too much space

[sory144]

cool! but.. if bmw have this parking assistant maybe other cars will have this parking assist too... than... why we are learning to park .. at the driving school if the car can park for itself... ?!

[GraveDiggerIII]

give it 10 years, we wont have to drive anymore.

[whiteynator]

I guess driverlisences will be overrated too soon

[oncaboy]

i can do alot better

[whiteynator]

yeah the assistant isn't perfect, perhaps not even good. but it's the future I guess.

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

@oncaboy: Your name tells me that you even cant drive

[oncaboy]

@ThorAxeTheThunder

welll if u judge people by their "nickname" not name idiot,,,,well in that case urs tells me u need to get some real sex soon

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

@oncaboy I actually have very good sex with my girlfriend. Its just that you are conceited and I hate this

[oncaboy]

@ThorAxeTheThunder

i just sead i can do better couse i know i can do better then what this system just did

saying that i cant drive just couse of my "name" is a pure evidence of stupidity

btw ur girlfriend is righty or lefty?

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

@oncaboy what is righty or lefty?

[hecastemesa]

0:48¡¡¡ 360 grados

[NigguhJason]

This is an excellent tech for all those fail drivers out there. As it meant in the description it can only find parking spaces of a specific distance away from your car in order for it to work. This makes this tech not perfect. That parking spot was big too, and most drivers if they had that spot can park that spot without having to do so much moves like it did in the video. Most drivers can just reverse into it and done. This video the assistant did more than that.

[Plllayer]

This is sooo 2006...

[roomrumblers]

I am sick to my stomach.

"The ultimate driving machine" for whom?? Morons?

How the mighty have fallen.

[stone4000]

it only works if you are parking between two 5-series F10 generation. ;-)

[clevo13]

car 4 ur kids

[imjustme2131]

this just seems like the laziest shit i've ever seen

[cildni]

@imjustme2131

Do you drive an automatic? Do you have ABS? You realize that you can manually simulate what the ABS does? You lazy bastard.

Do you have electric windows? Lazy ass bastard.

How about your household. Do you use an oven instead of an open fire? You lazy sucker.

[imjustme2131]

@cildni good point but there is a limit. im sure you would rather go to sleep while being driven but thats not what i prefer. i'm sorry i offended you fag. actually i'm not.

[cildni]

@imjustme2131:

The reality is that you drive some piece of shit car and couldn't afford this in a million years. That's why you feel the need to smack talk the technology.

[imjustme2131]

@cildni you're right Cadillacs suck. go ahead and put up a video of your new 335 and show me how i should be living. i'm just not going to let technology take over my life to the point where i depend on it. what will you do when it fails. i'll be waiting for that video. man up or just shut up

[cildni]

@imjustme2131

Don't worry, Cadillac will adapt a similar system as well at some point.

Funny how you don't want to depend on technology when

a) you can always park manually if you like

b) you already depend on technology by driving a car (it can break down)

[beatoffccc]

So if its in Self Park Mode or whatever and it hits the car behind/infront, is it your fault or the BMW's? haha.

[darkdawn01]

its fantastic to see technology advance.....but i will choose a 135i anytime....because its a simple sport car, there is no sport mode and i drive it and i park it.

i miss the old bmw....sometimes technology is a bad thing....it took away BMW Passion!

[manick91]

Where the fuck are you even see a big parking space in the middle of the city if you have this useless option

[DplatinumG]

I was going to say the exact same thing, but with slightly better grammar.

[Howitzer909]

Is all this technology standard or will BMW charge a fortune for it as usual?

[Plllayer]

So 2006....

[pilotdapunk]

WTF HOLY SHITT...... wow it crazy to see that people are unable to park their own cars..... but it IS kinda cool.

[SMG707]

AWESOME

[maigj]

You've got to be kidding me?!?!

[adaorlando]

SUPERB!!!!

[jojajo2707]

vw was first with that system

[SuperleggeraVW]

The sad thing is this parks itself better then most people could park it.

[suspendmeassholes]

Finally the stupid bimbo girls who were given this car by their lovers for sucking so damn good will be able to park. There is nothing more annoying than being in a hurry and waiting for a stupid bitch to make 132 moves to park.

[1DA1KING1]

@suspendmeassholes :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D lol

[mrjost55]

That space was huge, I bet it wouldn't work in some real tight spaces. So the technology isn't perfect. I wanna see them do that in NYC when there are other cars passing you on the left.

[lrozenwater]

the technology isn't perfect YET I think within like 15 years it is ^^

[MemphisSilver]

I agree whit you..its a huge space, a monkey could do it..but there are plenty of barbies in the world who wil love this parkAssitentTech..good job BMW!

[maxmays1]

if cars can park for u..why cant it change lanes for us too! lol

[janji3202]

@maxmays1 and when they have figured that out, you will say why cant they fix our breakfast. LOL!

[maxmays1]

i against the idea of a AI car...i know how to drive and i drive well!

[eMke3]

I agree, but there is so many people that would never be able to parallel park like this without hitting another car. Remember not everyone knows how to drive. Cool feature but I wonder how may things can go wrong with it, I'd rather be in control myself.

[brunobrites]

Fantastic!