(PARODY) "Guess Who's Coming To [Patti's] Dinner" - Got 2B Real - Episode 1

[jewelz2k5]

Out of both seasons and all episodes so far, this one is by FAR my favorite as far as the shade throwing goes lol

[valarangel]

I just realized whitney did not address to beyonce... :0

[bri8706]

my uterus just slipped out of my body. i wont ready for this! LMMFAO!

[ritchscott]

mayas poem is legendary!!!!!

[daranjeri]

lololol "Busta Rhymes mode"... omg y'all are killing me

[domgirl85]

Ha this was uploaded on my birthday! Loves it even more :D

[compassionbeforepity]

LOL Blu cant sell WOOW

[StarStruckNYC]

@StarStruckNYC I have to give it to you guys who did this....this was very creative and well done... I'm a huge MC fan and I can't believe y'all made fun of my girl(just kidding)...I particularly love Whitney's skype conference call... That was dead on.. The whole thing was hilarious... I've watched it near a 100 times... Gonna watch it again and laugh myself to sleep...LMAO!!!

[jeffhyuga91]

LMFAOO! At 7:57 "Patti, Patti!"

[antoi1988]

"your built like a decepticon" [^_^]

[thebeachwife]

LMBO.....Patti when am I coming to dinner? Darling this was hilarious!

[valarangel]

this is my favorite...specially for rihanna and beyonce...

[mussaqlover1]

Too damn funny!!!

[BiiGB0iiS0UNiiQU3]

LORD I be dying at that Mama Odie scene lol

[oxIJMxo]

JESUS TAKE IT! I'm weak off the Whitney call. WEEEEEEAK. Oh Nippy girl.

[MsIndependentBoyd]

lol

[gangstaladie]

hahaha whitney didnt say anything bout beyonce she never does!!! LOL

[OKzs]

@gangstaladie

Whitney's parts are always jokes - she does not acknowledge Mariah either and If she does she doesn't call Mariah by name, (only once) "Aren't you Nick Cannon's wife? Oh Na Na what's your name? Cuz I don't know, but I love ya" LMAOOOOO

[JaBabyDoll]

Lmao lolol

[STNorry]

I stumbled by season 2 and had to come back and watch the rest! It's soooo funny and soo good! I loove it!

[CHEETAH69]

I simply cannot deal with Maya Angelou! LMAO. This shit is sooo funny. I don't think ANYTHING on the internet has EVER made me laugh harder. Good job guys.

[MsCinnamon95]

This was hilarious!

[kronk99]

THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED ON YOUR SICK BED.....YEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!! I can watch this a hundred times.....You are getting me together....better THAN TV!!!!!

[mikeschmike]

Ohhhhhh yes.

[CutieQ85]

Patti PATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !

OHHHHHHH you're a MESS

[TheeMsAK47]

x_________________x iiii liivvvveee

[ItsMeFawn]

I told y'all we weren't gettin in dot com, LMBO!!

Hakuna Mata Beetch, LMBO!!

Beyonce "God Yacky, Diana you still wearing Yacky, though! I mean I make too much money to wear Yacky. I thought she was saying you talk toto much like Yacky, Yacky"

Maya Angelou's Poem -- DEAD!!!!

THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!

[TheSmellyKitkat]

omg beyonce sounds like kid fury, not in the way she sounds, but how she speaks.

[Wildlunatic]

aha...hakuna matata bitch. 

[missnycgator]

"That's mama's baby" lol- love it.

[neroseem]

BITCH BETTER SHUT HER MOUTH!!

[MrMoePhills]

WOOOOOOOOW patti went in..I was gonna say come check me out, but man stay here and watch more videos

[acrosswalkmassacre]

Please for the love of God... when is episode two? I need more dumb Rihanna, saucey Aretha, and condescending Patti. OMG I died. This is TOO funny.

[LaBelleOfTheBall2]

@acrosswalkmassacre I'm already on the 2nd season. Episode 2 has been posted from this one.

[acrosswalkmassacre]

@LaBelleOfTheBall2 i know. I was watching them extremely high lol, but they're still funny. BUT MORE NICKI vs KIM. It was so funny omg. This is YouTube GOLD. I'm reposting this like crazy.

[MrKeeyon98]

@LaBelleOfTheBall2 do you know when you gonna make another one we cant wait!

[HouseKittens]

Is Amanda Bynes doing the voice of Patti?? This was hilarious!

[Fayme20]

My chest, face, and throat is in pain right now all because of 5:52-6:40.

"I...Uh--(pause) Seems as though I will be reciting a different poem today. Entitled: "Bitch Better Shut Her Mouth." Tears LoL!

[1982sane2]

hilarious

[VoyArrasando]

"your mama, she not from louisiana? she not voodoo queen?"

And. Im. Spent.

[mizzgarrett]

@VoyArrasando I was crying!!!!

[cs2cl]

blu cant sell dead lol

[khiddpattie]

asjfjksl;jlsjfljaminvkjlkfnkls­dfl;janvioinasnnor  MAYA!!!!!

[CGwithEd]

I have not laughed so hard in months! Ya'll better work! IDEA: Add Luther to an upcoming episode! Please!

[ssmi636]

I really love how this video ended!!!!!!

[Arilix]

the music that plays when maya angelou is reciting her poem!

[cbhandcbh10]

3:32 hahahahahaha "Aretha ease on down the road with your Nipsey Russell lookin ass" iDIED lol

[keekee1981]

"From where I was from in Barbados we would say I have a coconut to pick with you... not beef... not a bone...just...a coconut..." HA HA HA!

[jholliday424]

Bitch better shut her mouth...I still die when she starts that poem lol!

[llehcin]

Seems as though I will be reciting a different poem today...

[juliusmaloney]

How did we all get here at the same time...O. B. S. E. S. S. E. D

[TYEWE]

OMG Tonight was my first time watching these videos and I am completely obsessed!! I never seen so much shade in my life lol

[SharpShooterx9]

Whitney is slaying. I loved her in this.

[RideTheMaverickTV]

Looks like you swallowed Eve and Adam's apple.

[RideTheMaverickTV]

"Cause I see you graduated from Hogwarts, School Of Bitchcraft & Wiggotry."

[skiz06]

It is too funny how they have the "spit smacking" in Maya Angelou's mouth!!!

[JukeBoxJunkie10]

"Aretha, just because I have on a watch, don't assume I have time for your bullshit"

/\_/\________ #DEAD XD

[QillerFox]

Lol hilarious

[Swagcl]

Whitney and Aretha's are my favorites. R.I.P. Whitney

[nairam08]

Oh uh uh! LOL!

[kameez1000]

her fat overloaded, she look like a rodent

[awarren92]

"...she backed down; yes she did, YES SHE DID."

[mistermographic]

i told ya'll we wasn't gettin in.. dot.com *DEAD*

[kameez1000]

theres a coconut between us lol

[gemini0618]

Whitney part was always the funniest and I'm so sad that there will be no more Whitney scenes :(!!

[damienmilton1]

I cant stop laughing. My face hurts

[thsongstress]

HUNNYYYYYYY This was funny to who? ME! I cried laughing. Thank you. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

[charmed2girl]

im tryin to figure out if that is a wig or snuffilufigus on ur head

[charmed2girl]

LOVE THE WHOLE BRAXTON SCENE, I WASZ BUSTING UP.COM

[charmed2girl]

OMG CAN WE GET MORE OF THE BRAXTONS, IT WAS HILARIOUS

[itsmeagain3464]

Whitney to Rihanna: Oh na na, what's your name? Cuz I don't know. But I love ya. Ha!

Whitney to Maya: I know why the caged bird sings too. But it wants to out-do me. But it won't. Haha! It won't.

[foofi92]

omg at that maya angelou part,lmfao! wait, this whole thing is funny!

[datreal1]

O GOD......I'm WEAK!!!!

[EricaNix1]

I just need to know was Whitneys voice real?

[LaRecessionistaFiles]

God Bless you Whitney

[llehcin]

From 03:45 to 04:08....Dying...Dead.

R.I.P Nippy - The Queen of Pop. Will never be another.

[shows10]

Patti Patti....listen listen...R.I.P Whitney

[Garcia69Tepano]

6:10 if she doesn't shut the Fuck up LOL

[Garcia69Tepano]

Adam4adam will never be the Damn same because of Whitney Houston doing that new email alert sound at 7:54 lol love you Whitney rest in peace

[maxwolf13]

Busta Rhymes Mood!

[joetiger82]

A Phenomenal Woman, 100%

[LaBelleObamafan4life]

The one thing I must disagree on in this video is the part where Whitney says "I won't be there in spirit either", because she will always be here with us in spirit. R.I.P. Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love You"!!!!

[TheDancingHighSeraph]

shes gonna be with all of us in spirit.. God watch over her.

[TheDancingHighSeraph]

I just cant DEAL... RIP Whitney... it was too soon. Your vids are still great!

[valarangel]

NIPPY THE VOICE HOUSTON.... AAAAAAAAAAAAY MIERDA! NO PUEDO PARAR DE REIRME! hajhaajhjkahkjhahkjahah oh god! oh god! the diafraghm

[valarangel]

HAHAHJAHJKHAKJ SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE THE DOOR UNLOCKED...

[divatildaend]

hakuna matata bitch! lol LOVE IT!!!

[BigC552006]

This Shxt Tooooooooo MF funny yo-

[millennialgirl]

this is genius

[millennialgirl]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kalaredd105]

this is too funny, maya cracked me up the most

[desih17]

LMAOOOOOO the Maya part is HILARIOUS I know everyone loves that part

[mocha2u]

OMG...this was truly funny...and well done! think I have to sick back and watch all these episodes....

[0709mykayla]

LMMFAOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS TOO FUNNY AND MAYA WENT HAM!!

[WONDERBOY8332]

the funniest ive seen omggg lmaoooooooooooooo

[QSmith023]

Yessss!Lol

[agelife14]

hogwarts school of bitchcraft?!....youre built like a decepticon #THEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[secrets524]

DONT BE DOIN MY LADY MAYA LIKE THAT

[alcoholharmony]

Oh Na Na! What's your name?... because I don't know. #DEADCITY

[zeefm]

Sometimes information is not for everyone Chris124.

[ChrisH124]

Hey guys, at the end when Mariah told Whitney Houston "lets not talk about it" what was the shade in that? I just found it funny but I don't quite understand it

[llehcin]

It's the Boss.

[cocolahtay]

Maya killed me with 'b*itch better shut her mouth' I'mma have to write it down and frame it! LMBO!!!!!!

[hysuka2]

LOL! I WILL be watching the rest of this season! xD Rihanna calling Maya Mama Odie was too much!!

[OKzs]

LMAOOOO @ the ??? and N/A for Blu Cantrell

[bighugebird]

"That's mama's baby"

[grethomory]

LOLOLOLOLOL, that Maya Angelou was spot on, lolol

[ssmi636]

because I am a phenomenal woman, that's meeeeeeeeee. LOL...Whitney and Maya Angelou's parts....priceless. "how bout it?....and so I thought".

[wercogic]

I just keep coming back to this episode, love Maya's poem 5:45

[9thwardNina]

Bitchass u kno we got beef so lets EAT *in my aretha voice* lmaoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! DEAD- beeeeeeeppp

[DancyrExtrodinaire]

Whitney...gave...me...my...lif­e :)

[DancyrExtrodinaire]

5:49 omg! Made Maya shut up! LMAO

[dagree77]

she called aretha NIPSY RUSSELL OMG LMFAO

[youpumpertube]

Effing BRILLIANT!

[rcrudeboy]

I think I'm about to go in the coconut grove and pick me a coconut.

[MMJones9091]

LMBO!!!!! 

[skugl23]

Patty, Patty! Hey Patricia! <-- I cant with this episode. EXCELLENT!

[spirit69warrior]

bitch ass you know we got beef so lets eat LOL LAWD ARETHA

[spirit69warrior]

patti got a new email alert at 7:54 Adam4adam new email ring LOL WHITNEY LOL

[DanielAvilaAGT]

Hahah

[TaiTheKing1]

I just died!!! LMFAO!!

[md8oz]

this has got to be the most entertaining and funniest video I have ever seen in my life , I watch this more than shows I record on TV

[session036]

BullShit! I umm.. "can I help you".. LOL... Only someone (don't take this the wrong way) shady as hell can pull this off... Can't stop watching it........ So much shade thrown back and fourth. BRAVO again

[TheMusicrelease]

Bitch you know we got beef, so let's EAT!!

[Majesticunicorn89]

"Yo mama. She not from Louisiana? She no voodoo queen?" LOL WOW!

[Majesticunicorn89]

MAYA ANGELOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­ XD

[TIANAWASHINGTON]

this video is the funniest thing on youtube!!!!

[session036]

To Diana Ross... what invisible invitation did you receive

[session036]

FCUKing brilliant! 

[hotdrumchick]

The syncing on this is awesome! I was rolling all the way through!!

[Garcia69Tepano]

CAN I GET A WITNESS for that Adam4adam new email alert ring you hear at the 7:54 mark

[garrettmcqueen]

@Garcia69Tepano Yes! haha

[session036]

@Garcia69Tepano Good catch.

[VAUGHN0785]

Retha saying, can I help you. Lmao

[Garcia69Tepano]

that damn ring you hear at 7:54 sounds like that ring when you get a new email on adam4adam LOL no comment

[sole48341]

@Garcia69Tepano lol hell naw!!!!

[Garcia69Tepano]

lawd rihanna got me annoyed with all that damn coconut lol aretha is funny !!! LMAO

[kayfab26]

lmfaooooo



[shea1637]

lmao again!

[jamilano1]

Funny

[4939ify]

hey baby... arent you Nick Cannons wife..... done

[spirit69warrior]

Aretha at *Bitch ass you know we got beef* at 2:16 LMAO

[dadevi]

mama odie...omg i am rolling on my carpet right now!

[chocletboi]

OMG...im catching flies...LOL !!!

[typBaltimore]

The Maya Angelou part is priceless... lmaoooooooo

[llehcin]

Leave a gift, that's what real women do.

That look on Chaka's face is PRICELESS...

[DannonGumball]

My baby, Bobbi Kristina, Ilovehermuch...

[CalebSingsxD09]

this videos keep me entertained this is the only reason why I come on youtube like real talk seeing the shade in this video is brilliant

[GiavannaCouture98]

I luv this:) I luv the season premeire i luv this:)

[tresfatale]

Bitchcraft and Wiggetry ... and I am done.

[ButchQueenPower]

THAT LIE DETECTOR WAS A CACKLE

[Ktheblackdiamond]

"OH NA NA...whats her name" #DEAD

[DaTiger2007]

You will deal!

[tiesy213]

mama odie...lmoa!!!!

[Dae1234567]

maya!!!!!!!!!! that poem!

[btchnotme]

Maya Angelou straight killed Rihanna and Aretha (a.k.a. "Hateretha). Point blank period.

[emartinez1141]

Making me laugh at 6 in the morning!!

[violenthues]

it amuses me how the "relevant" divas all got the light-skinned-black-blonde look. what's IN is IN ya'll.

[JoshJNYC]

I just cannot. I am DYING over here! 

[dayrich76]

this shit is hilarious

[REDDOG525]

WH: Patty PattAY!

PL: Ha, girl you're a mess.

WH: Hey Patricia.

PL: Hey beautiful.

WH: Listen. Listen. I won't be able to make it to your dinner. I am so sorry for that. Unfortunately, I won't be there in spirit, either. Clive Davis, my industry father; he's out of town and you all know that I refuse to attend an industry event without an old rich white man on my arm. Besides, I just ate, *yesterday.*

LOL because crackheads don't eat everyday when they're on it. YOU ARE WRONG FOR THAT! SMDH

[dadaniel1]

The Best!!! Im am CRYING!!!

[Daikamaitachi]

Blu Cantrel? In all seriousness I don't even know who she is.

[eFlyFowler]

the funniest thing i have ever seen in my whole life :)))

[luznegra]

@LaBelleOfTheBall2 so I gess blu cantrel might pop again in one of your video now that beyonce baby has a name close to hers ?

[skoolgirl4real]

man..all these coconuts between us! LMAO! TOO FUNNY

[spinderellafire]

ROFLOLMAO!!!!!!! "you're pressed, you're mad, you refuse to have a seat..." NOW THE BIG BITCH IS ROASTED! hahahahaha

[voicemyopinion2]

lol@ Patti not allowing Toni and her sisters to attend her dinner.

Chaka: "Bitch my mop is ICONIC!"; "that's cute of you to say that Beyonce but I believe its Blu CantSell"

Janet: hmmm, I never heard of that

Aretha: Ha, oh yeah, like Patti topping the charts

Maya Angelou: "seems as though I will be reciting a different poem today"

The entire Whitney Skype LOL

[SoleilSparkle13]

@voicemyopinion2 Toni was invited but her sisters wheren't

Btwn Labelle, Funky Devina, and Sparkle Johnson I cant get any work done