I Eat Your Freakin' Heavy

[XxNintendoManxX]

I Eat your Freaking Heavys!

[kaitosakh]

THE SOLDIENER!!1

[videostar62]

its a soldinere

[robloxguy23]

Looks like the Scout...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■



(⌐■_■)

Has Heavy constipation.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[TheChosenOneOfRussia]

Shit me,I dare you!

[justinpatrick550]

0:!0 SCOUT HAS POOPED WITH A HEAVY'S HEAD XD

[Heavyscoutmedic]

0:11 XD

[agjami1]

The Soldieneer made me lol so hard :D

[warthriller]

damnit, my abdomen hurts from working out, but i cant stop laughing at the "Shit me, I dare you." part LOOOOOL

[7moode77]

the freakin heavy is help me

[blooper2020]

press 5 for "shit me, i dare you"

[blooper2020]

press 2 for aids xD

[unknown5415]

1 for f me

[mingthegamer]

the soldiernigeer?

[giraffeman91]

Heavy is delicious!

[shadowpleon]

SOLDGINEER FOR 10TH CLASS

[Mikehanafi]

thats why i hate science!!! ~what science have done?!~

[RocketChuRiot]

vwhat has science done

[tylordist]

4 for hahaha heavy: shit me i dare you

[aaronb1874]

Scout: I eat your freaking heavy!

Heavy: Oh this is bad!

Scene missing

Scout: HAHA OH HAHA

Heavy: Shit me, i dare you!

[firefox868]

that heavy shit was so powerfull, it ripped through scouts jeans. and to bad heavy he already did shit your head out, wheres your body though? so dare me! i dare you.

[noblemile]

What has science done?!

[firefox868]

@noblemile made one step towards better medicine, my friend.

[tomekmatus212]

Great sentence mixing

[yourcrazybroski]

the soldieneer!

[asdfmovie16]

Shit Me I dare you.Scout face *oh shit*

[PotatoFrazzle]

AHH A SOLDINEER!

[unpre4]

SHIT ME! i dare you!

[CSnakeV]

Today´s Mission Impossible: Shit An entire Heavy.

Status: IMPOSSIBLE (LOL)

[VagineerHuur]

Aperture Science We do what we must because Soldgineer

[viking977]

what has science done?! XD

[TheMacSopa]

SHIT ME I DARE YA! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Pwnage195]

Similar top comments!!!

[Similar Top Comments Prevention!!!]

[SWI0001]

SOLDGINEER!

[unbrokenjack]

This is amazing! xDDD

[blackdragonroxy]

But...they're on the same team D:

[lolerass]

its cost 400000$ to shit for 12 seconds

[GamerX152]

@lolerass overused joke is overused.

[Czesnek]

@lolerass its cost your life

[123vitka]

We are mistake of nature :D

[J2000J2000J]

wart has sianse döne

[anakin4351]

soldineer

[alynnidalar]

VAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!!

[Fseja35]

@alynnidalar NOTHING!!!! XP

[yevonator88]

This video has double win...

[GameMasterOnTheGo]

Heavy is delicious.

[Aflay1]

We- Are a MISTAKE OF NATURE!

[Starfleet86]

VWAT HAZ SCIENCE DONE!

[Codz97]

Soldineer

[superanimealexis]

0:08 best part

[anothga]

Shit me, I dare you.

What has the science done?

[Arastoph]

Why does heavy's head turn into a pancake at 0:03?!

[starfoxfan123]

ZE SOLDIERNEER IS ZA SPIE

[CheeseCakeBomber]

HEAVY IS DELI...oh wait a sec....

[qwerkaz]

AAAH soldineer! What has science done?

[optionen100]

Soldineer!

[verothix]

Vat has science done!

[TheShiphoo]

soldierneer!



[hasikon]

shit me i dare you lol so lol whit shit

[pollotierrez]

AAAH

ze solgineer

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

[FilthyLampost]

Damnyou science.

[RileyPivot]

I see a "Soldineer" fad may be on it's way.

[Doctorowlukraine]

Press 3!

Its fun)

[434haloman]

soldineer

[TMSTitain117]

When you press 1, it sounds like heavy says "Ef me!"

[zcaudill1]

0:07 raptor scout

[misterrandompancake]

lawl soldineer

[TheSpartan008]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

:C

[vajksziget7a]

Shit me! I dare you! XDDDD LOL

[illfordbaker]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[darkria4]

"Vat has science done!?" XD

[optionen100]

Soldenier

XD

[XxAlex010]

shit me i dare u

[flazhik]

— This soldernier...

— We are mistake of nature!

— What has science done!

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

soldierneer, what has science done? lmfao

[111222333Marko]

00:13 soldernier lol xD

[dryamston]

what has science done!

[MrGotyouto]

Dont know why but the soldierneed thing make me laugh xD

[Ikiriatos]

And since then, Scout never went to a toilet again, and that explains why he's running so fast.

[zechert]

"shit me, i dare you"

xD

[niggercamel]

@zechert That was a great job duplicating the top comment.

[codboproplayer]

@zechert like his comment i dare you all

[MrPokeDani]

Ship me

[xNeo2Rememberx]

Scout is in for so much hell later >.> He will never look at a bathroom the same way again.

[KonPictruesStudio]

Shit me !

[xxhunterxx2]

Shit me I dare you! xD awesome part

[irondragonone]

solgineer FTW!!!!

[carl0sma]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ze soldierneer!! Whaat haz ze science done?

[bestdudeever765]

WAT HAZ SCIENCE DONE!

[kokokoko695]

press and hold 3

[GTARATER]

Heavy's pops out

HEAVY: Shit me, I dare you! LOLSHIC

Spy comes by and is teleported inside of Scout's stomach

SPY: Sorry to pop in!

[XKnightWarxa]

Soldgineer : We are a mistake of nature/ Help me!

Medic : What have sience done?!

[quaabhunter]

LOL "SHIT ME I DEAR YOU"

[falconpunch10]

why is cutoff prevention often better than the video in question?

[UnboltedDRIVEN]

@grrgaap1234567890 Scouvy :)

[Serpentar9000]

emmm,i'd better not joke about digestion and "meet the heavy shit guy" =D

[sgtwok]

Vhut ave i duhn?

[fwesh1]

0:11 PERFECT WALLPAPER

[Hitman41165]

I EAT YOUR FRIKING HEAVYS!

[tekkn12345]

that was epic

[BoomBoy13]

HAHAHAHAH SHIT I DARE YOU

[WholesomeBurn]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!

[Minecrafter9274]

i know who made soldierneer!

simple: it is GlaDOS who made soldierneer!

[NightMarkVII]

VHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

[TopBanana360]

shit me soldineer !!!

[grrgaap1234567890]

ok, so now we have the spycrab, the spyro and now the soldieneer? whats next? heavy and scout?

[BlueUmbrellaCorp]

@grrgaap1234567890 Yes... The Sceavy

[MegaJonte100]

SOLDINEER?  WTF!

[Weegee9003]

dr wierd is gona kick medics ass

[QZFive]

2 people got dared by Heavy to shit him.

[BanditDragoon]

It looks like the scout has....

(puts on sunglasses)

Heavy constipation

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[TheRetroZombie]

@BanditDragoon +1 dead puppy

[GamesDudeL27]

@BanditDragoon

Now that's what I call...

*shades*

Heavy shit.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[clissy08]

@BanditDragoon hahaaaaaaa

[hookyboysb]

VAT HAZ SCIENCE DON?

[DanTapperful]

Lol heavy say shit me

[JoonasL2]

Isn't it Solgineer? Well anyways nice vid. :)

[ApplesauceBandit5000]

Looks like i just  *puts on sunglasses*

Made a csi joke or something

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[signnet2]

@ApplesauceBandit5000 and failed horribly.

[SonicRocker15X]

The Soldierneer was amazing on it's own.

And "What has science done" was the best sentence mixing I've heard in months

[thewarriorforce]

We can all say that those characters

*puts on sunglasses*

Are screwed

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[David86095]

@thewarriorforce -__- fail.

[thewarriorforce]

@David86095 oh well :D

[BlazingCrimsonAdell]

Wtf scout eats his dad Heavy? (see the Heavy Is DAD series also made by this guy)

[MilesAwayRyan]

Oh God, what has Science done...

[PafeuPoland]

i found dis video funny bcuz of heavy sayin' SHIT ME! I DARE U! :3

[ragnarock0100]

vat has science done!

[Hellsing1138]

Shit me, I dare ya! I double-dawg dare ya!

[GalaxiaShadow]

Shit Me! I Dare you! XD

[cheesycoke]

why are the small clips that happen at the end normally better than the actual video?

[menno098]

we are a mistake of nature!

[Perszeusz]

VUT HAST SZIENTZ DOHN?? D:

[blueskdragonFX]

He's in deutchbagland inside a beer stein

[Rocketlauncher59]

AHhhh this is baaad

[rosen00000]

The heavy will give the scout such a butthurt lol.

[hago66]

LOL'd :d

[shoopdahoop678]

i eat heavies and shit out... heavies.

[TheVloGod]

sub for u

[hikaruultma]

VAT HAZ SYENCE DUUN!!?!

[TheNathanrockz]

THAT WOULD HURT LIKE H***

[shashoni109]

@TheNathanrockz I bet the heartburn would be worse.

[imweezel411]

i have to admit this was clever i lol`d

[blackkbastard1]

why do people give thumbs up for people writing down what theyve just heard?

[hikaratu]

@blackkbastard1 To answer this common question, it's generally an agreement that it was a super funny line, and not any sort of compliments on the person making the comment.

[TheDarkUsername]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE! D:

[Killboy10MNE]

What shit men send all these babies to fight?!

[Sam5726]

Hahahah, oh my god. This may be the best one out there.

[dogmanthing2343]

SCOUT CAN DO THE AWESOME FACE

[acesplace365]

In sovient russia SCOUT EATS HEAVY! D:

[Pudin852]

Looks like that Heavy

*Puts on glasses*

Had a big peice of fat on it

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[WWFATTITUDEERAFAN]

@Pudin852 What is that a reference to???

[Pudin852]

@WWFATTITUDEERAFAN

I think it was CIS

[AbortFlight]

Somewhere in a parallel universe, this fills the place of Scout is Delicious.

[Tyler31246]

0 dislikes?! HOW CUD DIS HAPPEN?!

[0640carlos]

@Tyler31246 Now there's 1 Dislike. =P

[Tyler31246]

@0640carlos >:O was dis u? >8C

[0640carlos]

@Tyler31246 Noo I would NEVER dislike this video. =(

[Tyler31246]

@0640carlos good :D

[SlientChaos]

"Shit me, I Dare you"

best bit

[Teknibaal]

winwinwiniwninwinwinwinwinwinw­inwinwinw

[MO77H3W]

0:10 sorry to pop OUT unannounced

[DaKEELAH09]

SHIT ME. I 'DARE' YOU.

Fuckin'. Bitchin'. Splicin'.

[Nuthriz]

You're significant credit to TF community, comrade. Keep it up!

[ensvensktiger98]

HEAVY IS DELICIUS!

[IronianKnight]

Nice voice splicing, maaan...