Tiger Woods Jokes - 12-09-09

[RegnigBackwards]

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at 3 ho's.

[crater7]

2011 almost 2012...

WHAT?

[frankishbarr]

A lion would never cheat, but a tiger wood

[DRAMAxMAMA]

#30 holy cow, my comments are starting to feel old. they really want a child.

[ninabobina123ify]

Haha mini tripod

[ExtremeDieHardd]

can everyone stop with the 3 hos jokes

[Rawuzzle123]

The difference between Santa and tiger is that Santa stops at three hoes...

[TheAdorablyAdorkable]

@Rawuzzle123 Aww! i was totally just gonna say that.. Good one..

[Jourei91]

oh, wow. NEXT DAY is exactly the same as this day... And previous day... And the next next day...

[whitesoxruleful]

whats the difference between tiger woods and santa? santa stoped at 3 hos

[MADWORKTV]

B-U-R-R-I-T-O-S-!

[samlovespeaser]

what is the direrence between tiger woods and santa. santa stops after 3 hos

[greeneyes52490]

Did you hear that Tiger Woods changed his name? Yeah... totally. To Cheetah. Tiger... Cheetah... Cheater. :D

[blarghery]

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three hos.

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[superFRENZY09]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus.

Santa stops at three ho's.

[awkwardmaniacs]

what's the difference between tiger woods and santa clause? santa stops on the third ho

[Hateier]

lmao so many jokes on this dude

[svcutie4912]

What's tiger wood fav. Animal? CHEEEETAH

[Davo17697]

what's the difference between Santa Clause & Tiger Woods? Santa quits after 3 ho's!

( off Jay Leno Show )

[VoiceofTheAudience]

I bet you are the MOST fun drunk to be around in the world!

[brockheinz]

tiger is the only man who can drive a ball further than a car.

[YoungMoneyBenz]

A Lion would never cheat but A tiger Wood

[mastathrasha]

When Chuck Norris first saw Dragonball Z he thought it was a serious of easy workouts.

[presstheredbuttin]

Santa says ho ho ho. Tiger woods says where? Where? Where? I know it's not that funny, but who cares?

[98dudeman]

what's the difference between santa and tiger.santa has three hoes tiger woods has 17.

[mrmakemakkara]

VERY NICE VIDEOS TOV TODA

[NYTerribleTiger]

Tiger got Wood

and Cheetah Woods

[MYNameispie1]

Tiger Wood have his own company of hoes in a warehouse called SEXGHANGE INC.......yea not really funny

[SeanJames21]

A lion would never cheat on his wife but a tiger wood

[deathtodonkey]

i love how you have to explain your jokes

[Antonio12684]

what is the difference between santa clause and tiger woods...santa stopped at three ho's

[warr1or19]

Worst jokes i have ever heard



[greendaybja13]

Wts the difference between Santa and tiger Woods?  Santa stuck to 3 ho s

[buff250]

how does tiger woods keep track of what hole he's on? by the tatoo on her back!

[monstervison6]

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa Stops after 3 hos

[Steveytv]

smell tiger woods fingers, thats wut 18 holes smells like haha

[MikeCheck25]

Only tiger can drive a golf ball farther than he can drive a car

[DJVAUGHN]

U R DUMB LOL

[Bay80871]

PART 2 OF JOKE FROM ME

And the teacher said who said that!?!

Johhny said TIGER WOODS no can i go?

[Bay80871]

ok this ones long

little johhny is in class and there is 5 mins left

the teacher said the person that answers these questions leaves early

so the teacher asks who said i have a dream

and before little johnny ca speak susie jumps up and says MLK

so she walks out the door

then the teacher said who said 4 score and seven year ago

and before johnny can open his mouth little joey says ABE LINCOLN

now johnny is pissed off

so he stands up and says WHO SAID I WISH THEY WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP

[manjimmyman]

What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa only has 3 hoe shits

[flashfire445]

heard that one at school

[FARQPIG]

tiger the man...fuk all the hoes you can...dont need to be jealous people..........

[ZziAPACHEizZ]

@FARQPIG you need english classes

[FARQPIG]

@ZziAPACHEizZ wtf.how is that dickhead.??????????...

[MrBLBproductions]

did u hear tiger woods just got seen on camera putting 18 hoes i mean holes, lol, well anyways i think he ended up shooting a 69. it started out rough but he finished it off pretty smooth. on hole 7 he hit in to the bushes and on 16 he got it wet. his big stick went really long on the drive. pretty cool huh

[oceanavenueftw]

Them jokes were not funny at all I didn't even get them completely maybe stead of making videos he should most likely spend time making jokes more funnier cause it's like this knock knock (who's there) boo (boo who) aww I'm sorry I made you cry.Boring.

[adrianep24]

He should have spent less time shaving his face and more time shaving his balls because he's gonna get castrated!

[fatpigsinlove]

i guess 18 holes want enough lol

[rapidkid28]

whats the diffence between santa and tger woods ? santa stop after 3 hoes

[ghostlymatter]

what is the difference between sant and tiger woods

Santa stops at 3 ho's

[ihearttwilightxoxo]

whats the difference between a lion and a tiger?

i lion wouldnt cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood

[mdanielle1003]

i have a rimshot app.

[ilovemarareallymuch]

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?

They went clubbing.

[LadyWeasel]

The phrase "Go get 'em, Tiger!" makes me smirk, now.

[fleshtoashes]

How many woman is tiger woods currently sleeping with?

FORE!

[svenskofc]

@fleshtoashes

haha that was so lame :P

[gameformer4]

whats the difference from santa and tiger woods ... santa stops at three hoes and tiger keeps on goin. lol

[iTzRedjak]

He used to be a Tiger. Now hes a cheetah.

[mykeo0omyke]

they made tiger change his name.. To Cheetah woods

[OZ6901]

18 holes isnt enough for tiger

[cutiepie4879]

i swear to god i almost fell out of my chair laughing so effing hard!

[muzvit]

A lion won't cheat on its wife - but a Tiger Wood!

[ConnorWilsonG]

Toby Turner is an African American

[bbouska]

wats the difference between a golf ball and a car?

tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

[newba4800]

Very STUPID!!!!!

[stonerdrunk]

when i heard bout this on radio at work i said to me mate there be alot of jokes soon he came up with this on the spot champion golfer cant handle his club

[jodadran]

tiger woods is chang his name to cheetah

because he cheated

[alphadexxa]

jodadran that might have been the worst joke i have ever heard

[jodadran]

what is the differnce between tiger woods and santa clus santa clus stops at 3 hoes

[brady845]

Did you hear Tiger went to see Santa on Christmas eve. Tiger sat on his lap and he went ho ho ho. Tiger was like " where, where, where?"

[TheFunnybunnytv]

tiger woods cheated on his wife because he followed nikes slogan he just did it

[xXsagashiteXx]

this is sad how bout we make fun tobyturner for being a lil douchebag huh?

[thefoogleworld]

how bout you learn to stop taking things to seriously?

[pinoycherrios]

Whats the difference between santa and tiger woods???? Santa stops at 3 hoes!!!!!

[Wezz689]

well done on the beating comment

[iTouchMyNipple]

hang woods from a tree

[SeAnStAmOn]

What's the difference between Santa claus and tiger woods? Santa stops at three ho's

[n1wrestlingfan]

whats the difference between a truck and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards on a fairway but he cant drive a truck 5 inches without crashing through a tree

[halomaster5463]

tiger woods is so rich he has a lot of expensive cars now he has a hole in one

[MasterJtyme]

a lion would never cheat on his wife but a tiger wood.

[thefrittsfactor]

whats the difference between tiger and santa...

santa only has 3 hos

[tonyafry]

You know Nike stuck a new deal with Tiger Woods!

Yeah...the slogan is "Just Do ME"

[tillbill123]

a lion wouldnt cheat on his wife..but a tiger wood!

[Dealit707]

Why hasn't Jesse Jackson chimed in on the Tiger fiasco? Not a "Sista" in the bunch.....why is that??

[FoxRiderKid9]

whats different between Santa and tiger woods?

santa stops at 3 ho's

[ZOMFGitsben]

why is santas sack so big

because he only comes once a year

[shortcake99]

what was TIger doing out after 2am?

he was late for his next hole!!

[simonso88]

@shortcake99 -  you mean ho' ?

[BillyandBarry]

what the fuck is wrong with you people?

tiger woods was beaten shitless by his wife with a golf club and then she got PAID!!!!!!!!!75,000 TO BE EXACT!

and all we care bout is making jokes about a guy who was beaten shitless without any consequences for the abuser! what the fuck is wrong with you you fucked up cock eating piles of donkey shit trying to pass of as humans?????????

[Dealit707]

If she only use a "BIG" Bertha!! LOL

[wakko1337]

Hypocrite.

[BillyandBarry]

@wakko1337 how?

[wakko1337]

You're talking shit about other people. Online. Telling them to stop talking shit about someone.

[BillyandBarry]

theyre talking shit about somebody who was attacked by his wife, they deserve it.

[wakko1337]

You're no better. You're making an ass out of yourself.

[freek373]

I agree. this crap is a total travesty. people should be ashamed for making folly of Tiger's failings. it's bad enough he's going thru a divorce but it's because he's banged a bunch of ugly chicks

[megabounce531]

whats the difference between tiger woods and santa? santa stops at three ho's

[BEASTmode09100]

whats the difference between a car and a golf ball?

tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards

[crazychein616]

whats the difference between tiger woods and santa clause.

santa only cums once

[SealedPredator]

what does tiger and his affairs have in common?

he hits them hard

and puts his balls in the hole

idk that was wierd but i made it up

[Tristan6161]

18 holes wasn't enough for tiger woods! hjaha

[RMCrowley]

Americans are talking more about Tiger Woods sexual affairs than they are by the Bush and Obama administrations destruction of US civil liberty. Dont seem to mind that their government uses the detention practices of 1,000 years ago--simply grab a person and throw him into a torture dungeon forever without bringing charges and obtaining a conviction.

[iTzzSpiky60]

What's tiger woods new nick name?

CHEETA!

[skrapbailey]

My frend was in class waiting 2 go 2 PE. and the only way u can go is if you can answer some trivia. So the teacher asked Who sed Fore score and seven years ago... My frend raised his hand then a kid yelled ABRAHAM LINCOLN then she got 2 go 2 PE. The teacher sed no more could go so she turned around. My frend was mad so he blurted out I wish those BITCHES would shutup! The teacher turned around and asked Who sed that? My friend stud up and he sed Tiger Woods, so can I go 2 PE.?

[RechristiaCoasters]

@skrapbailey That never happened in real life to you that was on a website. Idiot.

[dman25pwner]

whats the diffrence between tiger and santa?... santa knows to stop after 3 ho's

[lamo714]

Whats the difference bwtn tiger woods and santa

Santa stops at 3 HO's lol

Btw my firnds dad said he would go on Oprah for 2,000 bucks and say he was humping tiger woods

[JoshKiid]

These Pornhub adverts are getting ridiculous.

"Tiger Woods lives in your area and wants to have sex with you"

I just asked my girlfriend the big question!

She said no; she's never slept with Tiger Woods.

[whimsicalnessman]

ur being lyed to

[Onnorc11]

there was a claasroom full of kid and the teacher said if u name the persomn who maned these quotes u can leave for the day she said for score and seven years ago and one boy was all like ooh ohh me me me and this girl raised her hand and said abraham lincoln and she got to home after a few quotes the little boy i wish all the girls can shut up and one girl said tiger woods and she left to go home

[dillon3793]

whats the difference between a golf ball and an SUV??

tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards! ahhahahaahah

[Dealit707]

What's Tigers favorite Christmas carol?

"I'm dreaming of a white mistress"

[homokiller007lololol]

19 to be exact

[shortcake99]

lol

[GuyFromDownTheRoad]

u no why he crashed between a fire extinguisher and a tree?

cos he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron

[TanMan6306]

Q. what does tiger woods wife call him now? A.Cheeta

[bubbachubbaful]

tiger is coming out with an autobiography: How to Fill 18 Holes and Get Away With It

zing!

[ResistClikingMyNAME]

what 18 holes wasnt enough tiger?

[FictitiousSkyxxo]

what's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa only cums once a year xD

hahaha

[Slymandue]

whats the difference between tiger woods and santa clause?

santa stops at three HO's

lawlawlawlawlawl

[SkysterTwelve]

You know how Tiger Woods has a lot of nice cars? Well, now he has a hole in one.

[pearcey111]

whats the difference between santa and tiger, santa stops at 3 ho,s ho ho ho

[TheMEAGKEZIBECK]

FUNNY STUFF! YOU ARE FUNNY!

Good one! Watch Tiger Woods aMistress carol - it is so funny - so many good ones out there! too funny!

[CrippledLung]

lol the one bout the blak part of him cheated nd the asian part crashed into the tree HAHA!!!!!!

[britneysohannah]

i could do a better joke and iam ten :

what is the difrrence between santa and tiger wodds? santa only stopped at three hoes lol whos with me

[sf49ersrule]

uhh he already said that in his new videos

[TheDeluxeElite]

wow the entire world already knows that. congrats.

[bellamuerte022]

oh dear god toby. watch out. that one guy might comment on here and get pissy with you for making jokes about tiger woods. XD

[wurtzmo14200]

Tiger Woods Golf '11 will be half golf and half Grand Theft Auto.

[wurtzmo14200]

WWhat do other golfers refer to as a "Tiger Delight"?

A foursome by day and a threesome by night.

[wurtzmo14200]

What's the difference between Tigers house and his Escalade?

The white bag didn't explode in the Escalade.

[wurtzmo14200]

WHat do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubed in the head by Swedes

[suppAAmanxD]

i made this one myself joke: whats the difference between tiger woods and santa A: santa stopped after three hoes!!!!!!!!

[Finalmemento]

Tiger Woods shot a 69 without even stepping on the course.

And then when he got home, he enjoyed 3 more holes.

[Babyblender28]

whats the diffrence between santa and tiger woods? santa only has 3 ho's

[defender195]

or santa stops at 3 hoes... alternate ending

[ACNC1]

Neighbour rushes out to Tigers aid after the car crash and says...

"Good news and bad news Tiger, The good news is that your wife has phoned for a Doctor and he is on his way"

"Great, whats the bad news?" Tiger replies

"It´s Doctor Conrad Murray".

[gameplayer951]

(this might not be that funny or you've heard it before)

Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out.

[capidicapis]

What is the favorite protein of Tiger Woods' mistresses? Tiger's Milk.

What do you call it when Tiger Woods takes a indefinite break from the golf course? Tiger pause (paws)

News Flash! Tiger's lawyers file an injunction to block pictures of Tiger's Wood!

What do you call Tiger Woods preference for blondes? It's the Eye of the Tiger

[GuanoApes4ever]

wht's the difference between santa claus and tiger woods?

Santa stops after 3 ho's

[hanninnbobb]

tiger was caught playing with his putter but not on his home green.

[OCdodgerfan88]

I can't believe he would cheat on his hot wife. So sad.

[shameshit]

0:38 lmao!

[hannahaful]

rim job? oh yea... i forgot to comment this one....MARRY ME!

[neosbestfanever]

why did tiger woods hit a fire hydrant aaand a tree? Because he couldnt choose between a wood and an iron

[chodukno]

the difference between a golf ball and an escalade... Tiger can drive the golf ball more than 400 yards.

[amylove111]

hmm... how are santa and tiger woods the same?

they know to stop after 3 ho's <3

[JTGaming]

whats the difference between tiger and santa? Santa stops on the third ho!

Saw that on ur twitter and got all my friends to laugh

[idoitwithyourmum]

lets just call him tiger woody.

[Kcslgvr]

What do Tiger Woods and seals have in common? They are both clubbed by Norwegians!!

Oh, the beauty of animal abuse :D

[eegester]

Nice one. Hey, wanna go clubbing later? Deal is void if seal is broken.

[simonso88]

@eegester and please play it as it lies :-)

[ConkMeHard]

Tiger changed his name to cheatah woods

[dighere1O1]

They should start calling him Cheetah Woods

[xSoulBookx]

well, i don't have a tiger woods joke, but i do have a joke that i made up all on my own...

what did one cow say to the other cow?

spam.

[chachi2292]

whats the difference between tiger woods and santa claus?

.....

santa stops at three ho's .. ho ho ho!

[SAMZonday]

Thank you, Jay Leno.

[43racer43]

Tiger enjoys playing the "back nine" :)))

[Prototype1207]

Hey, my car uses 10W-40 motor oil!

[homokiller007lololol]

ur an idiot

[brandonamenta12]

tiger woods cheated on 16 women, 2 more holes and he can make his own golf coarse

[EPBaseballer14]

each woman has 3 holes... so he has a very prestigious golf coarse with 48 holes

[killar55]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa only has three Ho's.

[cheesenuget1]

hey i wonder how big tiger's woohoo is cuz he is black and asian....

[ThatsWhatAdamSaid]

milimeter

[triplethreat987]

amazing

[Joeskates4Iife]

whats the difference between santa and tiger woods? santa has 3 hoes

[InvisibleShadow23]

@Joeskates4Iife lol

[ItsBalderDasH]

your wearing the same shirt as the day before

[SuperG838]

lol have a good one, or more than one

funnny stufff

[TheChosen666th]

the guy below me is stupid because he didn't notice that it was posted a thousand times because it was the same fucking person u stupid fuck!!! toby u rock keep up the good work and make us laugh with ur idiotic but hella funny videos.....

AMIN.....

[honeybeeissa]

Toby your so pretty.;p*sigh* my friend told me Tiger changed his name to "Lion Cheetah !" BUHAH!

[amandiixo]

Hey don't blame him, when he shoots his balls, its always going in some hole...

Oh wait. Here's another joke. All the people who commented here without bothering to notice that the ones about Tiger and Santa, Tiger changing his name or Tiger not being able to drive for shit have all been posted a thousand fucking times.

Way to go you pack of retarded shit stains.