Late Show - Tracy Morgan & Oprah

[ballbag35]

Spoonie Luv from up above.

[dansportmusic3]

tracy 4 president!!!

[arcanequiver]

i will never buy anything off a youtube commercial

[shizzchai]

hes like a black version of danny crane

[rutten187]

"She open like a research monkey" I've never felt more whiter.

[ridonkeykongulous]

they treat me like a black Charlie Sheen! lol

[smoothpants]

- Somebody find Tracy a jacket that fits.

[PrayerCoach]

"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.(John 14:6)

[cmahdi]

Tracy Morgan is a GENIUS his comedy is not forced nor contrived you get the very natural part of who is on or off the camera, he is very smart and street smart guy who doesnt hide behind his comdeic intelliegence. FUNNY AS HELL!

[deweypug]

This guy is one of the funniest human beings...

[F3FisGoodforYou]

Those so called interviews are funny but seriously in all those shows like that, conan, Oprah... the artists just prepare the whole thing and everything they will say, that let no margin for real true answers...

[36tookie]

Hes crazy

[TerizJatik]

DAMNIT Tracy, Now i gotta go watch 30 Rock

[Lov3a1ways]

Honestly sometimes I need subtitles to understand what Tracy is saying...

He's fantastic.

[milz911]

he's a retard! the jokes aren't even funny he just sounds dumb and illiterate.

[robertmendozanasty]

@milz911 its called an act, your sitting there trying to critique what he fuckin does but u cant figure out he does this as a living u dumb fuck! why look him up if you dont like him... u my friend sound like a fuckin hater, get a life

[milz911]

@robertmendozanasty I love tracey morgan!!! oink oink :)

[awayoutmovement]

@milz911 sounds pretty funny too me im just saying...

[darlantro]

i got her open like a research monkey.... ooooh maaan

[kerflop]

"Interview with Oprah?These viewers must be women! Quick, cosmetic advertisements!"

[tomkal88]

These products you advertise will suffer from this negative forced exposure. Bad idea.

[passionguru247]

Its slang. When someone is open they are ga ga over somebody. Kinda like all walls are down and they are revealing strong feelings. Plus research monkeys are open because of the experiments they do on them, Hence, "Open like a research monkey." Which is funny as hell btw.

[thew1seone]

@NoFuturePete they cut research monkeys open to examine their organs.. i guess he means.. his penis is so big he'll bust open her va jay jay

[devilsreject70]

Tracy Morgan seems likeable but he is not funny at all.

[Ardnas1414]

@devilsreject70 i dont know you and i already hate you, die.

[devilsreject70]

@Ardnas1414 You give me an example of anything he has ever said that is truly funny and I will eat my fucking words.

[FiendofDA]

lmao i got her open like a research monkey

[908Diesel]

yo!... these commercials are to0 fuckin' long!

[invaliduser1000]

harpo oprah ,, does that mean shes a dyke? in my village it does, lmyao y= yellow

[madamkalina]

He is the best! If you need a laugh he's the one!!

[Pwnmachine]

LMAO black Charlie Sheen!!!!!!!!!!

[glitzy101]

why do i have the biggest crush on tracy? He told my sister he wants her to have his babies and now I am jealous

[Rotschild1957]

Letterman SUCKS!! What the fck is funny about this guy?? Nothing. Tracey's funny.

[Kriiiisten1]

LOL! xD

[Jsmith12292]

my favorite black actor

[RynGrdll]

fuck letterman. he sits there trying to force friendly conversation but really just wants this guy to shut up.

[moneyquickeasy]

@RynGrdll Who wouldn't? 

[RobotGymnast]

He's a little like a black will shatner

[chicanoblvd]

This guy is fucking annoying, he is obnoxious and he isn't even funny. To top it all off he is ugly as a motherfucker.

[suluksummuskulus]

@chicanoblvd i am from germany, and this is on of the best comedians i have ever seen from USA. If you know better ones, please tell me, cause he is already funny like hell

[munroeguy]

@suluksummuskulus look up dave chapelle

[olive1222]

No interviewer that talks to Tracy can keep him on one topic for long. He always goes and does his own thing lmao

[muppetnambla8]

BOOBY hahahaha

[sldesign1]

I love this guy! Either he doesn't know the line or he knows it but just doesn't care, & crosses it.

[onyxone144]

he's funny, he's a foo

[underoath777rocks]

what is debacalu? or what ever hes trying to say? does anyone know?

[RuffneckBE]

@underoath777rocks debacle : negative situation, failure, disaster, fiasco, ...

[nappyroots81]

@underoath777rocks debacle i guess lol

[SuperiorSwagon1]

@underoath777rocks Debacle....it's like a bad situation, or a mishap.

[randomgimp]

haha i love how his character on the show is the exact same as his character in real life. he doesn't even need to act.

[TheRealBluesisblood]

For the last time...her name is ORCA!!!!!! O-R-C-A! This is because she is as big a friggin' whale (but you already knew that)!

[coco360]

"After the debakuloo!"

[LadyDraKe100]

He is so crazy!

[TheBelcherChannel]

WHY IS HE ALWAYS SCREAMING?

[AlexDorwart]

@TheBelcherChannel

He's in character from 30 Rock.

[tab338]

@AlexDorwart

no he is not in character that is Tracy Morgan

[JamSlick]

Got to love Tracy.....:)

[guitarheroAD296]

Did he actually date Oprah, does anyone know!!

[hollist3rrbrittx]

no haha.

[morepl0x]

of course not you gullible little kitten.

[sabaths1fan]

@guitarheroAD296 lol no he didnt date oprah

[Ravengaurd6]

@guitarheroAD296 lol...no...no...no he's kidding..

[Fersomling]

I wish there was more on YouTube of my hero:

Larry "Bud" Melman!

[Naraic2]

BRILLANT IM THE BLACK CHARLIE SHEEN

[thesecret14]

dave is like "oh shit how can i save this interview now?"

XD

[lpfan247]

lol tracy is the man

[redswagger08]

lol

[Revo4Bmore]

Is he drunk?

[redswagger08]

na tracy make's faces like that he e lookin drunk though

[youcantfoolme99]

@Revo4Bmore yes, hes got a drinking problem

[TeamEagle01]

@Revo4Bmore its an act now though. he doesnt drink anymore. its just an act hes tryin to be funny.... hes a comedian

[KoH4711]

@CHOCOVELLI I will mail you $1.00 if you can explain exactly what that means.

[RastafariPoet]

I like Tracy on the Martin show lol

Hustleman!

[sniks71]

Just finished his book. Awesome.

[varrick1226]

Now I like Tracy because he's acting the way a real black man should act. No more of those black serious types. Just mimic Tracy.

[purpleheze]

haha i love tracey morgan, hes so funny in 30 rock

[MrSunToTheDeep]

anybody else come here from lockerz blog?

[snaidero2001]

@MrSunToTheDeep i did

[Shaboyishys]

LOL YEAS

[jakeov11]

haha yeah i did

[ender003]

Sure did.

[TrollVirtual]

meeeeeeee

[coolieo1181]

lol yeah i did :)

[jmh90]

She open like a research monkey! Lol! What?

[kieran514]

@jmh90 you dissect a research monkey

[hullcrush]

Maybe this was lifted, but the research analogy was not to my knowledge.

[norcalirob1978]

She opened like a research monkey, LOL

[SneakerHustler]

lol....hes hilarious....

[EATpenguinSH1T]

live every week like it's shark week

[sicsoma]

this was heisted from Dave Shapelle. he had the original Oprah joke

[babydamuls]

andrew bynum is funny here

[ScaresTactics]

GO TRACY

[Melvinflynt]

lmao love Tracy

[alredyinsideyou]

I AM A JEDI! I AM A JEDI! I AM A JEDI!

[StArBuRsTsUcKa]

open like a research monkey.. LMAO

[MrSuperboiii]

I got Oprah open like a research MonKEy.. LMFAO

[bethsheeba3]

He is so funny.  Emmy love lol.

[Lawbreaker88]

lol...i love this guy!

[scotchbonnet2]

this cat is really funny with his dead beat voice and delivery, lordy ,lordy

[giggilamour]

usaearthling and your mom RIDES tracy Morgan dck!  thats how what you said makes sense you're ignorant REPUBLICAN I can SMELL the jackasses even in my computer ! David is a comic GENIUS thats why he's been around so long you hateful loser why the fck are you watching a sketch on his show asshole?:

[usaearthling]

David is dumb goofy fucking immoral piece of DNA and so are you and your mamma sucks black cocks.She probably wishes she had aborted you, cause you sound pretty miserable.Looser. Go screw yourself.

[mar8les]

Sorry, who is immoral? seriously, that was one hypocritical comment.

[usaearthling]

David Lettermen is such a dufus dork, doesn't know how to roll with jokes.

[silverblue73]

agreed, he just sits there until he can get in another question

[Jaymes420]

i agree with that! david letterman is cool, but sometimes his laughing just sounds so fake lol,

[johneykang]

@Jaymes420 my guess is his laugh is due to the fact that he has a broadcasting voice. if he were to laugh all loud it would be a little disruptive..

[Manmadeofsteel]

LMFAO! This is the man right here!

[Fishscale15]

she open like a research monkey :p

[ICANHAZSOUP]

OMG I LUL'ED so hard at that bit

[c4xv]

Tracy Morgan is one of the greatest.

[RobtwonSoup]

hahha sooo good

[honeyluv15]

im surprised she didnt sue

[jklitten]

For what?

[ocho8cinco]

wow and he keeps a straight face

one of the best.

nuff said

[pr101pr]

fuck you white trash hahaha

[DrJulez6]

You're an idiot. Only in your little world does it make sense to insult a man with racial slurs while "trying" to make a point about racism. Where did you come from? Better yet where are you going? Nowhere is the general consensus on that question.

[bleep77]

Tracy is the man! One of the funniest guys in showbiz

[eqsmooth]

"After the debacaloo", the debacaloo right? After The debacle with Penelope Cruz." LMAO

He's crazy funny.

[MONERN76]

This dude is F....... Crazy!

I love you Tracy

[iP0PE]

haha this dudes fucking hilarious

[RealDefentertainment]

every appearance of Tracy is classic for letterman

[IFeelWeak]

His voice sounds kinda like Bill Cosby from The Codename: Kids Next Door show, lmfao.

[jeffgaskin]

When exactly is this hack supposed to be funny? I, too, can take a Dave Chappelle joke and beat it to death, does that make me funny? This loser wishes he could be a has-been!

[omghai2u]

he touched on the same subject but was still funny in his own, chappelles a god but not everyone else is a hack

[zcdarktide]

wow he acts exactly like his character. lol

[riotcity908]

tracy is god

[jomokariuki]

Dave looks so nervous haha, he's thinking "shut the f*** up Tracey, we gonna catch a lawsuit" haha

[unclemonkey13]

RESEARCH MONKEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[LBDyablo17]

Tracy is like me, cause I got my own RESEARCH MONKEY!!!

[treazon6]

open like a research monkey.... thats gotta be the best line in late night talk show history

[elijah5674]

He is wild...

[brokejoe]

LOL.. this guy said RESEARCH MONKEY

[zacatecasrodriguez]

this guy, tracy morgan, looks like hes always reading from a teleprompter.

[e117v1]

holly shit...he said RESEARCH MONKEY...LOLLOLOL

[djuuwi]

Since when was Oprah a man with grey hair called David???

[jiggy610]

UNFUNNY

[ClarkS1984]

"I am a JEDI !"

[ibanezdude9659]

RESEARCH MONKEY???? AHAHAH

[SplinteredCells]

Deal with it Kate Blanchett!!

[thanks4tuningin]

lol youtube turned the page upsidedown for april fools. kik

[surfco]

He's Spoony Luv!!!!!

[chefawkes]

dave seemed a lil uncomfortable. didn't know what the fuck was appropriate to say.

[MadCircle01]

thats cause dave is a deuche bagg

[youthfan22]

nonsense!!!!...he's funny tho!!

[salvadorhzmj23]

hahah this dude is on crack! hes dope!!!!!

[bensonfey]

he's not on crack, he's straight up mentally ill!

[jessicatron]

HAHAHAH! "that's racist, i'm not on crack, i'm straight up mentally ill". i love that episode so much.

[lundhead]

lol "i got her open like a research monkey" hahahahahaha

[bhackett777]

i love me some of that pussy discharge, its the special sauce on the big mac!!!!

best qoute ever

Tracy Morgan on the Stern Show

[sarjil]

man i hate this guy why was this nigga in snl.

[stevefromPA]

One of the rare times Dave didnt get a chance at a comeback...oh there was Cher but that wasnt funny

[darcskies777]

open liek a research monkey LOL

Dave didnt know what "open" meant in that context. Funny stuff...

[rustyrazorzbuck50]

open like a research monkey

[BasePlug]

lol, dude must be high or something.

I mean wtf?

[levimon]

LOL

[imweazel722]

i almost feel racist for loving this guy haha dave chappelle is a bit more up the white man's alley but man i die eveytime i see tracy do anything

[bluezinc]

Using reference points like, "whiteman's alley" means you are, indeed, racist. Congrats.

You don't have to be black or white to recognize funny, Tracy is funny, Chappelle is a legend.

[imweazel722]

nah. I would say you're just square and I think both of them would agree; I think theres a big difference between racism and recognizing differences between races, its why 90 percent of stand up exists.

[bluezinc]

How the hell am I "square"?

Because I don't feel racist for laughing at funny jokes?

Sweet logic!

You're the one who's making a deal about race here; classifying comedy as black or white when funny is just funny.

[farookjan]

square? Did I miss something or are we still in the seventies. Also so if a white man laughs at a black joke and thats not funny than what about an asian, or an arab are they allowed to laugh? What about someone who's jewish and probably wrote the joke? I'm at a loss

[bluezinc]

Yeah... I know. That's what I was saying.

I was saying race shouldn't matter with comedy, if someone tells a joke about black people, a white person has every right to laugh at it and vice versa.

imweazel thinks people are "square" if they don't find Tracy Morgan or Dave Chappelle racist, which makes no sense to me.

[Chardie420]

TM's funnier when he's drunk. I'd love to sit down and have a few with that nigga. We'd get somebody pregnant.

[cannabL1sS]

sounds like you're a productive member of society.

[commerceskate]

you sound like a faggot.

[cannabL1sS]

you ARE a faggot buddy.

[commerceskate]

you are overweight.

i'm pretty trim, and you are pretty horrible at making insults on the internet.