Jeff Dunham and Peanut - Arguing With Myself - Part 3

[shamustess]

then how the hell did u come up with MMMMMMEEE

[GhouliaYelpsFan]

1:34: loose hearing!!!!!

[The15982]

5:31 LOOK AT THAT GUYS FACE!!!!!HAHA!

[dlziggz37ssj]

GAYMAN: HIIIIIIIII

Peanut: When he flys his butt whistles (whistles) dont turn ur back on him. unless u got the lotion

[MrEdenita]

3 people are on a stick

[TheNoraCool]

@MrEdenita omg i dont get it

[MrEdenita]

@TheNoraCool lol the 3 people who unliked the video

[megtaylexbil4]

i think i relate to peanut....im act like him sometimes

LOL

[AutumnStarr]

@megtaylexbil4 Join the club, I do that a lot to my husband, the face ot face thing with the loud noise.... though my husband normally dives out of bed like a olympic swimmer.....

[12341gamer]

i like jeff dunhamms vids

[ChocolateChip5234]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

I love this! <33333333333333333333

[marioparty1234]

J;i be Jose Jalenpeno on the floor P; Do a little tap dance and we got SALSA! Jeff; Thats Terrible P; Not with the right kind of chips its not Jeff;Stop it Jeff;Im sorry Jose Jose; Its okay Jeff;k Jose;I kick his ass later Peanut; ill turn your ass into guacomole Jeff;stop it Peanut;ill stur you with your own stick Peanut;This is the way we stur the guac stur the guac stur the guac aloe

[WWEORTON619]

Jose has the Stick!!!!

[BonominHabbo]

2:25 : YOU NEED TO FIX THE SOUND ! Oh wait ...

[AntiNukeLlama]

@99moneylover or soda

[MegaReyes14]

At 4:06, it sounds like he's burping in Jeff's face.

[RammiiAnniix3]

@MegaReyes14 He was burping in jeffs face.. thats the point. :D

[99moneylover]

never drink water while watching him you'll regret it

[shellygirl191]

peanut is funny

[syngervice67]

jose has the steek LOL!!!!

[RobloxLambo2011]

"You don't know Japanese!"

"Ya I do, Toyota! Godzilla!" I loled at that part!

[AsApGoesRawr]

3:43-3:51

Peanut: You're a sick man

Jeff Dunham: Will you just tell them?

Peanut: Okayy. Jeff doesn't abuse drugs

Jeff: Thank you

Peanut: He's an alcoholic

Haha!

[4mazing0Ya]

MAinly every minute i almosted choke so i just pause to get my breath back

[4mazing0Ya]

Coffee, coffee, coffee... You don't drink coffee before the show OK, I indeed, it was crack NO, you didn't use crack You do it NO Did you use crack before the show? NO Turn the show? NO After the show? NO When? Never, I never use crack Are you sure? Yes Are you lying? No Say you angry, you are? Yeah IT'S THE CRACK!!

[dracorispyrotis]

Peanut: never smoked pot?

Jeff: no

Peanut: never done drugs?

Jeff: no

Peanut: then how the hell did you come up with me??!!

LOL XD XD XD

[dracorispyrotis]

man this guy is so good you almost forget the puppets aren't alive XD

[chicchick1803]

haha i luv peanut

[volleybird94]

Jose has the stiiiiick

[BrianRichterTV]

5:04, that woman must have the best day of her life

[Amakir3393]

watch this at 3 AM......

everything gets 50 times more hilaaarrrrriiiiiiiiooooouuuuuu­s.

I'm tired.

Where's Je-fa-fa's crack when I need it????

[BODYGCB]

Bloody hell, this is high quality!

[Chrisoulini92]

3 people are completely out of their minds not to like this act....!!!

[wendyarrg]

i wonder wat he is going to do to the girl ON A STICK

[DarkFatalisSlayer]

3 people don't like Godzilla

[WolFYxDCOD]

you dont know japenese ? yes i do , TOYOTA. LMFAO!!!!

[SuperAvatar76]

jose:i want to see the girls

peanut:what girls

jose:any girl

jeff:what makes u think a girl will want to see you

jose:jose has the stick

LOL!!!!!

[cody606111]

I watched this on national pot day. 4/20. Yes it's a real day

[Inukumaru]

after the whole Toyota joke....i wonder if he feels bad about the Earthquake in japan causing Toyotas to slow down in production, XD

[XslowlydieingX]

BEST PART! 4:41 to 5:01

[PastafarianHunter]

3:30 Owned

[SithArbiter1157]

Jose: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yiiiiiiii yiiiii yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I am Jose Jalepenooooo

You love jalepenos

you love me you do

You love jalepenos

I give my stick to yoooouuuu

(Jeff: Thank you Jose)

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YIIIIIIIIII YIIIII YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I AM (muffled)

AAAAAAAA (muffled) AAA (muffled) AAA (muffled) AA-- It's a good trick Senor.

[ILoveUPerry]

Jose: Señor! Jeff: What Jose:I need to come back OUT. Peanut: You can't come back OUT. Jose: I wish to see the señoritas. Peanut: What? Jose: I want to see the girls Peanut: What girls? Jose: The girls. Jeff: What makes you think a girl would like to see you? Jose: Jose has the stickkk.

[apawlik1094]

funny parts 2:04-5:39

[phx4life22og]

BMW..lol Big mexican women hahaha.

[Inukumaru]

@phx4life22og on a stick. XD

[mastermindded10]

Apparently 3 people "don't have the stick"

[endenued]

gay man da dadada

[TehNewSoars]

HORRIBLE SOUND QUALITY

[DarknessDragon71]

3 people don't know good comedy >:(

i need to come back OOUUUUUUUUUTT!

you cant come back oouuuuuut!

p.s. JOSE HAS DE STEEK!!!!!

[MsSadiem]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooool

[Calzified]

"I wish to see the sénioritas!"

"What?"

"I want to see the girls."

"What girls?"

"Any girls."

"What makes you think a girl would wanna see you?"

"José has the stick."

*Crazy burst of laughter from audience*

[futureartistME1]

I never did drugs

Never?

No.

THEN HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH ME!

[opalibra]

too much coffee coffee coffee... mmmmmmm hahaha

[TheIcingFire]

His butt whistles HAHAHHA

[MultiFriendlyguy]

gay gay gay gay gya you are gay

im not gay i have a wife and three kids

oh good cover

made my day :)

[sisterlover1234]

jose seranadeing hillaurios i love him ON A STEEK

[UZUMAKINARUT01]

JOSE HAS THE STEEK

[roeydog]

buddys dont have big sticks3

[ernieadams565]

come puppet biy make ur daddy talk



[XXXrokstaXXX]

2:04 - 2:27 is the best thing ever!!!!!!!! xD

[Assyria3]

Lol I Sturn With Your Own Stick XD

[taylorzkrazy101]

J: there isnt any crack!

P: OH MY GOD HE SOLD IT ALL!

xD xD xD ltd

[wiccan485]

Stir the guac! Stir the guac! Stir the guac! Olay!! (I don't care if it's spelled wrong...:D)

You can't go back OOUUT!! +laughs until cries+ I love Jeff Dunham..He's talented..No one could beat him with his humor..LOL!

[kdewberry1958]

I give my stick to JU!! :))

[XHollow18]

i lost it at 2:25

[allstar25ify]

Jeff: "there isn't any crack".

Peanut : "oh my god he sold it all."

That was funny :D

[wiccan485]

@allstar25ify Peanut: See how angry you are?

Jeff: Yeah?

Peanut: It's the crack! XD

[Armyqu33n15]

jose:i would be jose jalape~o on the floor

Peanut:do a little dance and we got SALSA

jeff: that was terrible-

Peanut:not with the right chips its not

tht1 was funny as hell

[wolflovergirln1]

1:13 - 1:50 LMAO

[wolflovergirln1]

LMAO

[armyrocks100]

peanut:gay gay gay gay gay u r gayyyyy....

jeff:i have a wife and three kids....

peanut:good cover-up!

[allstar25ify]

@armyrocks100

it is good cover

[xxxPrincessAnnexxx]

3:48

Peanut: Jeff does not abuse drugs

Jeff: Thank you

Peanut: He's an alcoholic

ROFLMAO

[Makzim83]

Aaaaaahh HAHAHAHAHHAA

"Jose has The stiiiick..."

MUAHAHAHAHAA!

[Makzim83]

OLE!

[ghidorah5464]

The gay part is funnier now cuz now he's divorced

[60namrruC]

@ghidorah5464 What? I never heard about that... Maybe the fact he play's with 'dolls', LOL!

"Yeah, Gayman, Da-dada DA! T, HAI! Here I come to save the DAY!!! AND I LOOK FABULOUS!!! Oh! And when he flies, his butt whistles!"

*whistles*

"Look! It's Gayman! ... Don't turn your back on him! ... UNLESS YOU HAVE THE LOTION!"

I LOVE JEFF DUNHAM'S VIDS!!!!! I want him to perform here and give it all he has, LMAO!

[coomason5]

Jose has the steek!

[1sido10]

You must at least smoke weed.

No i dont smoke pot.

Don't do crack.

No.

Never done drugs.

Nope.

Then how the hell you'd come up with ME!!?!??!?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[60namrruC]

It's-a Joseph-a Jalapeno on a stick-o-waaa!

What are you doing?

Ah, I'm speaking Ja-puh-neas!

You don't know Japanese.

Yeah I do, TOYOTA! Ohh GOZILLA!

Thats not right.

Yeah, your right it'd be*mouth's for a sec then out comes after lips stop* GODZILLA!!!

LMFAO!!!!! Your my favorite comedian EVER!!! I might want to have fun with Ventrilloquism and throw my voice in places they should NEVER come from, ROFL!

[yourgoodfriendme]

too much coffee,cofee cofeee cofee mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Twilight8225]

hahahahahaha! i couldnt stop laughing i fell out of my chair then i stood up and i was laughing and then i ran into the door lol ow still hurts

[hb1014]

Jeff: I have a wife and kids

Penut: Oh good cover!

HAHAHAHA!!! XD

[texasbitch790]

add some tap dancing and we've got salsa!!

that terrible!

not with the right chips it aint.

lmfao

[IrEnEjUdIt14]

Coffee, coffee, coffee... You don't drink coffee before the show OK, I indeed, it was crack NO, you didn't use crack You do it NO Did you use crack before the show? NO Turn the show? NO After the show? NO When? Never, I never use crack Are you sure? Yes Are you lying? No Say you angry, you are? Yeah IT'S THE CRACK!!

[AQWDrake05]

@IrEnEjUdIt14 It's "See how angry you are?" It's Funny lol.

[IrEnEjUdIt14]

OK, THANKS!!

[IrEnEjUdIt14]

OK, thanks!!

[Khylene]

@IrEnEjUdIt14 There isn't any crack! OH MY GOD, he sold it all!

[ProSneakyD]

Love this show but seeing shots of the audience is annoying

[flashpro62]

truly awful

[babygirl4028]

let me out, its dark in here. you don't think thats funny. u gay.

[nanguz96]

There are so funny I can't stop gigling

[BlackRainZero]

A witch..

[BlackRainZero]

Anyone know if Dunham did that close-open-close open voice at 1:44? Seems impossible.

[dasnurk]

it´s not

its a little lip trick i think

[ProSneakyD]

@BlackRainZero : watch closely at his mouth,.

[BlackRainZero]

Did Dunham make that shriek at 1:35? Sounds hard.

[flashpro62]

you bet he did

[addictedtomonster194]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaa i love penut!!!!!!!!! The thingy on the stick "i need to come abck out UGGGGGGGGGG" Penut :U Cant come back out UGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

[apexdna]

I had to pause not to choke myself...

[addictedtomonster194]

@apexdna Ahahahahaha same here! I Was laughing to hard when i was drinking that i had to pause it and then run to the bathroon to spit out the drink..lmao

[apexdna]

LOLZ

[jamrush123]

@apexdna Haha

[Live4TV22]

you cant come back outooooooog

[duhandstupid]

The Japanese there is GODZILA ROFLMAO

[duhandstupid]

Wow u ddnt watch godzila did u lol they tlk so fast there voice comes afters there lips move lol  ごdじーあ

[Turkeyballs123456789]

i dont know if anyone else has noticed but wen peanut says "GODZILLA" for the second time his lips move before he speaks. why is that

[nickorama21]

because when Japeneese people talk, they talk so fast their voice lags behind

[coradensha670]

@Turkeyballs123456789 because when english people dub things such as Japanese movies and cartoons, the words don't match the mouth movements at most times.

[weeman642]

Peanut: Your are gay, gay gay gay gay gay you are gay!

Jeff: No i'm not i have a wife and three kids

Peanut: oh good cover.

Lolage

[cjproducshons]

i DIED laughing when Jose was singing!!!

BRAVO SENOR DUNHAM!!!

[mattjr656]

lol tell them i dont abuse drugs

ok he dosnt abuse drugs

he's and alchohalic ROFL spelt wrong i know

[peaceofpie3]

jeff: "tell them i don't abuse drugs"

p-nut: *laughs*

LOL!!!!! i cracked up

[theoneusawyesterday]

Dont turn your backs on him!

Unless you have the lotion~

Fucking brilliant xD

[bornemage]

LOL,when jose sang,jeff's face was like wat the shyt?

[ghahandi]

LMAO. Funny shit. Great Job Jeff...Hey learn to speak Spanish so your not left out!

[nikko7mya]

And when he flies, his butt whistles. XD XD XD XD

[LRHSandNMS]

did you notice that peanut was dancing while jose was singing.....i think he's the gay one not jeff lol

[westonfun5]

lol i can speak japanise

*penute speaks* *long puse with nothing said*

Godzilla!

[lazy4295]

aah Godzilla!

[killzloneliness]

He's an alcoholic.:D

[zworex2]

Jose has the stick! LMAO

[PLAY8OY11]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool

[mcboom08]

Jeff - you dont know japaneese

Peanut - yeah i do Toyota oooh godzilla

[LiLbubbles247]

lmfao peanut is my favorite of them all!!!!

[mcboom08]

It's too hard to decide which one is the best there all funny in there own ways.

[14LilBuddy]

Jeff is my favorite ventriloquist, another one is Terry Fator, he has some skills. check him out see for your self

[SS0094]

you dont speek japanese. "yes i do. Toyota

[rhondakirk]

too much starbucks COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE *spazzes* ok i admit it was crack well then you did well it looks like one of us did *spazzes* are you sure are you lying see how angry you are ITS THE CRACK

[rhondakirk]

i need o come back OUUUUUT

peanut:you cant come back OUUUUUUUUT

[weezing22arbok]

We girls love steeks... XD

[anh166956]

lol peanut mentioned the lotion too xd

[mental135]

Doesn't get much better than that :D

[violetling101]

i want to come back out

you cant come back out

i want to come back OUT lol!!

[Upyour5elf]

That laugh at 5:06 is crazy

[spixieangeldust]

this is so funny i love Jeff Dunham i have nearly seen all of his episodes and i just want a puppet myself! its so funny! "u dont know Japanese" " sure i do toyota!" " gonzilla!" " u did it wrong" " oh u mean this: ..... gonzilla" LMAO so funny! =D

[ConHolio33]

lmfao this guy is funny as hell

[screwme55]

if u watch closely at 1:45 he closes his mouth when he closes the box lol

[spixieangeldust]

oh ya he does! i never noticed that until right now ;)

[FiazRiaz1985]

Brill he should come to the UK.

[queenofthedamned912]

this is the way we stir the guac stir the guac stir the guac! OLE!

[queenofthedamned912]

OK! Jeff does not abuse drugs... he's an alcoholic.

[rhondakirk]

oh when he flies his butt whistles dont turn your back on him unless if you have the lotion

[nibargerswife51482]

"...& when he flies, his butt whistles..." LMAO

[sparkshark789]

I'm only guessing, but maybe Gayman's method of flight is jet propulsion by farting.

[nibargerswife51482]

"jose has de steek"....yep we love sticks ;)

[weezing22arbok]

Indeed... XD

[darkjigoo]

peanut is my frickin favorite!!

he makes me laugh so much.

i saw him live today at EAA.

look for my clips from that show along with achmed and walter.

[thespazranger]

God damn peanut! Just too funny!

[LRHSandNMS]

"im speaking japanese"

"you dont know japanese"

"yes i do, Toyota, godzilla, GODzilla"

[LRHSandNMS]

"what girls"

"any girls"

"what makes you think any girl would want to see you"

"jose has the stick"

[smartgrl9]

ROFL!

- a girl comes dancin up to the table and everyone hears let me out! XD

its dark in here! XD

no coinc plz! XD

peanuts so funny hes my fav!!!

[Khalyil]

hilarious

[megenpvcc]

i am jose jalapeno...

[lockandkeygirl]

OLAY!

[IsawaMitaka]

For a lot of the comments made during his shows, Jeff Dunham is hardly what you might call politically correct.

But who cares? I vote Peanut for the position of God! They're all great, but Peanut is, hands down, my favourite.

[vallyally4]

lol I love Peanut! XD

[WootyWooty13]

i wanna see him live

[duhastmesh94]

"its gay man!  tch, hi" XD

[dudekdrew]

lol peanut

[90Bullets]

funny xD

[hal7869]

nobody give a crap if you comment first! so get a life and just shut da fuck up you assholes!

[eaglefan159]

nice lol

[Randysh3r3]

u rock!

[nhl367]

only one of you can be first...FIGHT TO THE DEATH....atlest u will do somthing good for yorselfs

[neutrallycrazy993]

yeah shut up or gay man will butt rape you, just make sure to have the lotion!