Ryan Seacrest gets A thrill up his leg whenever he thinks of Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. Just like how MSNBC gets A thrill up their leg when they think of Obongo, and his socialist policies.
Lol funny funny, if he thinks twilight is nasty then he should read breaking dawn! He dosnt even have to read the whole thing just like chapters 4-6 lol
oh btw! ryan i agree with u 100% rob pattinson is not good lookin at all! but edward is soo hot! in the book ofcourse, but robert is ugly! lol .. even ryan secrest could b a better edward! haha
Oh god, I'll never be able to read those parts with a straight face again :D I'll always imagine Ryan Seacrest narrating them now... which will be diturbing, since it's told from Bella's POV, and having Ryan's voice in my head... EDWARD/RYAN SLASH FTW!!!!! :D
hahah i love hiim. "and then it gets nasty *slams the book down" and i love him when he read "let me know when you decide, man i gotta use that one day"..lol...rotfl
and then it gets nasty ladies and gentlemen lol thats hilarious. i think that was one of the cleaner scenes too ha at least he didnt read breaking dawn THAT would have been a little awkward
Is he really into this? My dad read it overnight, and he hated it. My sisters made him go to the movie theaters were there were only three other guys in the whole movie theater. I just had to drag my ex to see it.
LMAO!!! It's so freaking funny to hear him reading love seens! And even worse is how he reads it from a girls point of view! lol, and oh btw Ryan you make and awesome Bella!!! lol
"And then it gets nasty!" hahahah!
bornforthiis1 2 months ago
Ryan Seacrest gets A thrill up his leg whenever he thinks of Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. Just like how MSNBC gets A thrill up their leg when they think of Obongo, and his socialist policies.
Launchpad05 4 months ago
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Launchpad05 4 months ago
@ryanseacrest oh ryan....rob is as hot as any hot person can be
Nutz4Lutz3624 5 months ago
breaking dawn made me pee.... im not afraid 2 admit that
Ladygagafan752 6 months ago
i lost it when he started sweating hahaha:)
beatboxingrules 1 year ago 2
Lol funny funny, if he thinks twilight is nasty then he should read breaking dawn! He dosnt even have to read the whole thing just like chapters 4-6 lol
4cat521 1 year ago
haha he's so funny lol
deappeltjess 1 year ago
"I wanna hear more about you, and then it gets nasty!!" I am still laughing!!!!!
dollymadge 1 year ago 10
hahahahahahahahaha
nickjonas91692lover 1 year ago
'' 'Tell Me when you decide' That's cool I have to that once!'' LOL!
VALERIEJONASFAN1 1 year ago 2
"Then what do you want to do? . .. Oh gosh I gotta pre read!"
"You're actually sweating right now!"
Haha.If twilight is steamy Eclipse and Breaking Dawn are BOILNIG ;)
TwilighterOsie0913 1 year ago 6
@TwilighterOsie0913 lol! that is soo true! i would love him to read it haha
msscrazybuthappy 1 year ago
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"Like i could sleep with you here" ! lmfao 2:23
xoedmyx3 1 year ago
"Like i could sleep with you here" ! lmfao
xoedmyx3 1 year ago
And then it get's nasty! :O Lol, this was funny. =D
TikTokCloCKRita101 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOO! "I've decided what I wanna do, I told him I wanna hear more about you, and then it gets NASTY!" OMFG. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
robstenlove07 1 year ago 4
He is so randomly hilarious XD!
ItsTime4SumSarah 1 year ago
haha i love ryan he has no shame
nycait882006 1 year ago
if you like the books and movies who cares really to each his own, I dont bother you about the stupid shit you like, so dont bother me...
bendtx 1 year ago
Breaking Dawn is waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy steamier
cutiepie101566 1 year ago 5
LMAO RYAN!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA THAT MADE MY DAY.
AlexisGrace88 1 year ago
Hehe Ryan. Too funny
peaceluvdance1 1 year ago
TWILIGHT IS THE BEST !!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilinchen 1 year ago
i better pre-read lmao and everytime i see my brother Jose im gonna die of laughter while i ask him how were those burittos w/ Martha
mimibomb2004 1 year ago
You know Ryan wants to have steamy gay sex Robert Pattison, in Barney Frank's bedroom! Friggin' homo!
Launchpad05 1 year ago
haha i so heard that on the radio when it came on! i was in the parking lot of auto zone! XD
satra66 1 year ago
hahahahaha RYAN u r awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
coolroro 1 year ago
omg he is soo damn fuunnnyy...i actually cried laughing lmaoo!!
MsZeze11 1 year ago
how come he isn't reading Eclipse?
jess401 1 year ago 2
And then he gets nasty! omg that was funny
kennakow 1 year ago 3
hahaha
lmao
smileyfan16 1 year ago
this is hilarious!! Kept watching 2:25 and 3:18 over and over lmao
rv91105 1 year ago
haha! hilarious!
near072594 1 year ago 2
hahah wait till he reads breaking dawn!
vonnyyay 1 year ago 4
LOL He is so funny
jackson4005 1 year ago 2
OMG that is sooo funny man..... Crak Up!!!!!!!!!
Nevabefor 2 years ago 5
#iadmitthat i dont give a crap about the series...the actors are ALL fine. lmao
mskrysivory 2 years ago 2
hahahahah! 2:25 <333
grlygirl071696 2 years ago 4
I love all of you video's Ryan they are too funny! <3
Mikalaya1 2 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHGSFALJHGRELW i love this
bricanada2 2 years ago
NO Robert Pattinson is Edward and my luv Is CARLISLE CULLEN im obbesed
with him
lightnigstrike1 2 years ago 5
-looks at other comments- Hmmm
HIT THE BOOK!! HIT THE BOOK!!
RisingDeathAngel 2 years ago
ahahah omg omg ! i remember this part ! :D
xxloveDisxx 2 years ago
I have read the book so many times! But have never laughed so much at that part...lol!
And yeah like the other comments, please dont hit it!! :)
MissTwilighterxxx 2 years ago 3
that was funny :)
vonnyyay 2 years ago
lolol
l8rpaw 2 years ago
ehum... Please dont hit the book. Its a holy book. Like the bibel!
Agirlproduction 2 years ago
I LOVE the way he read this.. lol I'm re-reading Twilight for the umteenth time and I had to stop and look up this video again =P
aznbabessz 2 years ago
"Not in the normal way..."
Yeah. Right in the butthole.
MagnificentFiend 2 years ago
BAHAHAHA!!!!! thats AMAZING! it dosent get nasty :P i have that memorized...
there was a competion :)
jonasbroslover27 2 years ago
Holy crap hes halirious! SUBSRIBED!
NimoligetMidget 2 years ago 3
hes playing bellas lullyby in the back
kimmycub758 2 years ago
ha i do not really like ryan but he is a funny dude lol:) i think i now like him lol:)
MESSICAMACK 2 years ago 3
what is the cylinder on the boom other than the EV RE-27?
yungquane 2 years ago
lol, Ryan rules. This was epic.
inkedful 2 years ago 2
hahaha "i'vedecidedwatiwantedtodo and then it gets NASTY!" lmfao oh gosh ryan is hialrious
FanpireGrl13 2 years ago
im such a twihard. luv that part in the book :D
Love2swan 2 years ago
I love the books but New Moon is better then the book
soapqueen2008 2 years ago
@soapqueen2008 no its not, idk if you read it but the books are ALWAYS better, because the books have more detail
perdybirdie 2 years ago
oh btw! ryan i agree with u 100% rob pattinson is not good lookin at all! but edward is soo hot! in the book ofcourse, but robert is ugly! lol .. even ryan secrest could b a better edward! haha
Spyder057 2 years ago
@Spyder057 Damn yo are so dead on right! Robert is UGH! Taylor Lautner is so much better looking. And yes, Ryan would make a better Edward!
oligirl101 2 years ago 3
@oligirl101
Yesss babe Team Jacob forreeevveerr! Aha gotta love that Ryan Seacrest! xD
biibaa87 2 years ago 2
damn even ryan secrest read all the books, i still didnt!!!! lol
Spyder057 2 years ago
woah harsh when he says he's not as good looking as he thought he'd be
xthatsHOWitGOESx 2 years ago 2
LMFAOOO!
"If you don't want to sleep, what do you want to do? - OH MAN That's awesome. I should try that." xD OMG
WhyDoesSheLoveHim 2 years ago 2
I thought that was hella funny but was he being sarcastic?
Hmmnn
Jean4luv 2 years ago
lol this is so funny
I love Ryan
gracfulgrace 2 years ago 3
i thought ryan hated twilight and rob? pathetic, not to mention hypocritical.
coolandrelaxed 2 years ago
ahhh he makes me laugh so much!
MajorTwilightFan15 2 years ago 3
haha,
steamy? he should wait until eclipse and breaking dawn, aghaha
Nikininjaar 2 years ago 59
especially breaking dawn :D
apocalypseponi13 2 years ago 5
Just wait till Eclipse Ryan.
It gets steamy in some parts! :):)
acesfan0102 2 years ago 26
at 1:05 you can hear "you're wrong" lol
Mstwilightmexico 2 years ago 4
Lol, I like that he said Martha Stewart right after talking about the stars of twilight... Kristen Stewart, maybe? lol
AmorDior 2 years ago
i forget what part that was
beccaandbre3 2 years ago
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he has such a nice voice :)
Minisazzerella 2 years ago
I said I wanna know more about you, and then it gets NASTY!
MsTwilica 2 years ago
omg
992candimochi 2 years ago
LOL his face at 2:23
calliethemidget 2 years ago
LOL! ROb pattinson is good looking in the movie. just not out of the moive. hhehehehehe! i love what Ryan said about hjim not beign good looking.
obsessedfanpire1551 2 years ago 3
That Was The Most Hilarioussss Thing Ever!!!! Ryan Seacrest Is Awesomeee Mannn!!! Lurveee Twilight!!!! :L LoL
aneeka01 2 years ago
roflmao
thunderbear071967 2 years ago 2
That's really funny! I laughed so hard!
54gfan 2 years ago 2
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Omg that was the best thing ever.
anggxxforevz 2 years ago 2
that was great lol
love ryan saecrest
FourFingersPlusOne 2 years ago 3
can someone tell me please which pages is he reading ? i was laughing so hard when i saw this i just have to know which page is he reading .....
charmed1089 2 years ago
Pages 306 in Twilight
airvi293 2 years ago
thank you
charmed1089 2 years ago
The funniest part is everyone thinks he likes it. Look at the way he's slamming the book on the desk repeatedly, lol.
Kode01Dekka 2 years ago 4
it makes me happy that guys actually read twilight
LMFAO XD
moryrocks 2 years ago
loooool! xD
vamplexie1143 2 years ago
haha I wonder how it woulda been if simon cowell read this or he was in the same room as ryan...lmao
noemistephanie93 2 years ago 3
"AND THEN IT JUST GETS NASTY!"
bahaha I laughed so hard!
Oh dear Ryan, what will Meyer say when she sees you've slammed her 'precious' book on the desk? Lol
Deff subscribing lol
tweedlebugqueen 2 years ago
"uh-oh i better pre-read"
"and that's just nasty"
"shes in there with Jose eating burritos"
hahaha lol
breeprin 2 years ago
hahaha!!!! i love this video!!! i just had to favorite it. its sooo funny. i love ryan haha. =D
breeprin 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS! HAHHAHA
one23hill 2 years ago 3
completely hilarious
lillovebug1 2 years ago
ryan lol! either skipped words or added words.
sexicvgirl 2 years ago 4
hahaha this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BMfanpire17 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
pattinsoncheeseburgs 2 years ago 2
thts funny
BreakingWallz 2 years ago
wait is the book w/ the apple different from the 1 w/ the characters on it?
simpleplanfan147 2 years ago
no its not, its just the one with the pic has a different cover.
car123lina 2 years ago
no one is just mass market for the movie and the apple cover is the original cover.
actingzach 2 years ago
the apple
mercedesforte 2 years ago
lol READ BREAKING DAWN THEY HAVE SEX RYAN
JayBreezy45 2 years ago 25
@JayBreezy45
you pervert XDDD
Twilinchen 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They should have him record the whole series on CD.
jessstarr09 2 years ago 6
lol thiss isss soo damb funny
igigglezz 2 years ago 4
hahahahahaaaaaaaaa ryan should read eclipse when bella tries 2 seduce edward lol i will die 2 c that
JayBreezy45 2 years ago 8
lmao!! tht would be sooo funny. he shud really do that. loll
kmnorth101 2 years ago 3
hahaha i know lol
lululola27 2 years ago
Ryan is sooooooooo funny im dyin w/ laughter
IT GETS NASTIER!!!!!!!!!!!
zacefr0n 2 years ago 5
Hahahahahahaha i LOVE that part in the book!!!!!!! Good job Ryan!!!!
mrsorlando33 2 years ago 2
ahahaha that was funny i can't wait until he starts to read breaking dawn that is going to be hilarious
youloger2 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHA Ryan is hilarious!!!!!!!!
pinkday4 2 years ago 3
lol she gets NASTIER!!!!!!
in breaking dawn!!!!
aguirreyessica 2 years ago 2
bahahaha! xD that's hilarious, the way he reads it!
EMOj4 2 years ago 2
thats not even close to steamy ryan is so funny wait til he gets to breaking dawn now thats seriuosly steamy lol
brinymae13 2 years ago 3
he's so funny xD
NessaZuly 2 years ago
lol why is he dumb and funny
EmileePattinson 2 years ago
That is not even half of the steamy
parts of the whole saga.
Kenya124 2 years ago 2
i love his facial expression! :D
IdolGirliexoxo 2 years ago 4
LOL imagine when he reads breaking dawn if he thought that was steamy what till breaking dawn
TiffsPicks 2 years ago 3
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH xD
jdhiklnew 2 years ago
Oh god, I'll never be able to read those parts with a straight face again :D I'll always imagine Ryan Seacrest narrating them now... which will be diturbing, since it's told from Bella's POV, and having Ryan's voice in my head... EDWARD/RYAN SLASH FTW!!!!! :D
CaptainJayD 2 years ago 4
hahhahahahha, he is so funny!XDD
JKNJonasBrothersJKN 2 years ago
hilarious!!!!!
Nepparinen 2 years ago
hahahahahaha! i loved this. i cant wait till he reads breaking dawn!!
CelebEww 2 years ago 6
haha that was so funny
imagine when he finally gets to reading breaking dawn
i think it may be a little to steamy haha
peacelovennikki 2 years ago 6
i know, right? :D:D:D
breakingfree2008 2 years ago
hahahaha when he reads it he makes it sound so funny although its not
i love him he's so cool
dandoon12345 2 years ago 4
wow ryan thats hilarious (he wishes it gets nasty)
fina628236 2 years ago 5
Haha, "I gotta do that once!" lmao.
Ryan is hilarious.
rachelx1129 2 years ago 5
the way he reads it is so weird its gay i mean seriously he just like almost ruined it....nah! butr seriously it was freaky!
baileyrcullen99081 2 years ago
Ryan must be the coolest guy to hang out with - exception being Rob P.
lisaflw6 2 years ago 5
AND THEN IT GETS NASTY!!!!
hahaha
officialbellacullen1 2 years ago 9
pause it at 2:25 and look at his face!
haha!
love u ryan!
officialbellacullen1 2 years ago 3
ROFLMAO!!!!
officialbellacullen1 2 years ago
Hes not as handsome as I thought he was going to be?! WHAT! He is GORGEOUS
m3erw 2 years ago
haha... that's another way of reading it...
it's entertaining and funny too.. i love the comments he does...
and then it gets nasty!!!
megalocalopez 2 years ago
It sounds super weird when ryan reads it.
ericastarlee 2 years ago
"like i could sleep with you here" haha i like the interpretation
OHS0KRISTEN 2 years ago
hahaha that was pretty funny.
twilightisme11 2 years ago
lmaooo ryan does not meet my edward cullen standards :)
oh well, it cracked me up hahaha
mariskafan2012 2 years ago
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robert pattison is so totally not good looking... i agree with ryan.. LOL!
fabgirl9600 2 years ago
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
twilightgirl1230 2 years ago 2
OMG - and then it gets nasty!!- LOL that is the funniest thing ever!! lovez it!
meismilla 2 years ago
OMFG is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life
susanadelmarEL 2 years ago
hahahahaha xD ....
guacharaka 2 years ago
hahah i love hiim. "and then it gets nasty *slams the book down" and i love him when he read "let me know when you decide, man i gotta use that one day"..lol...rotfl
jhoanne101 2 years ago
hahahaha lol
im with u jhoanne ahahah
i cant stop laughing!
centrelmiddleskool 2 years ago
hes funny haha!
bigc795130 2 years ago
LMFAO!!! he makes the book sooo frikken hilarious....
I agree with Irunwitdavampires and Sidneylicious1 on that quote
"and then it get NASTY!" FRIKKEN HILARIOUS! I swear I'm still laughing LMAO!! :D
taylabeth 2 years ago 2
hahaha I love how fast he goes sometimes! XD
eringobragh91 2 years ago
OMG, he makes the book sound so sutpid
saawariiyyaa 2 years ago
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The book is stupid..
LauraxxStrange 2 years ago
Well if thats steamy then, its lucky he wasnt reading Breaking Dawn in that case.
Innocenteyes 2 years ago 7
Haha totally agree!
b3ccaOx 2 years ago
and then it gets nasty ladies and gentlemen lol thats hilarious. i think that was one of the cleaner scenes too ha at least he didnt read breaking dawn THAT would have been a little awkward
pinkchick395 2 years ago 6
What page is he reading?(or pages)
poprocks000 2 years ago
he's reading page 306 and if that was a steamy part i agree with pinkchick395 he shouldnt read breaking dawn that would be awkard lol
ThePopGoddess 2 years ago
And then gets NASTY!lmao Love ryan!
Irunwitdavampires 2 years ago
he sucks at reading lol
CupCakeCanaan 2 years ago
and then it gets NASTY
LMAO..............
Sidneylicious1 2 years ago 2
Is he really into this? My dad read it overnight, and he hated it. My sisters made him go to the movie theaters were there were only three other guys in the whole movie theater. I just had to drag my ex to see it.
imairishchick1 2 years ago
ooo steamy.. LMFAO
0.o
xxxRobstenxxx 2 years ago 2
I am sitting at home alone laughing my butt off!
strawberries11111 2 years ago 2
same here.... lmao
Sidneylicious1 2 years ago
O.O im kinda, no REALLY creeped out now
Luckyfuzz57 2 years ago
"martha stewart is SO cool!" hillarious!!
the best part "And thn it gets NASTY!"
krisallenrox 2 years ago 4
LMAO!!! OMG "and THEN it gets NASTY!!"
Xxthisorthat23xX 2 years ago 2
"Frasia?"
"Freesia."
"Whatever."
Hilarious.
That's so cool.
00blimey00 2 years ago 2
lol i love it!
he makes the book sound hilarious :)
2:49- 3:28 lmao!
BonitaCorsha 2 years ago
hahahah oh my god
hollyofgodsgirls 2 years ago
hahahaha. i was literally laughing out loud. ryan, this is not a good look.
TheHelenaJS 2 years ago
AND THEN IT GET'S NASTY!! the best part along wit oh,oh i better pre-read so funny i love it when boys read twilight they make it sound so dirty lol
ThePopGoddess 2 years ago 3
LMAO!!! It's so freaking funny to hear him reading love seens! And even worse is how he reads it from a girls point of view! lol, and oh btw Ryan you make and awesome Bella!!! lol
EmilieStephanie 2 years ago
HAHAHAH the entire time im watching this i have a huge grin on my face!! omgg hilarious!! "i better pre-read! ....that is so cool!"
"AND THEN IT GETS NASTYYYY!"
beatlesloverrr 2 years ago