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  • same alarm clock I have

  • so much irony in "dying art of sarcasm"

  • team rocket!

  • I'm on a thatzak binge again. I've seen all of your videos at least three times now, but these older ones still give me a strong feeling of nostalgia. That's only because you pointed to the side when you said sidebar. I miss old YouTube.

  • As I watched this. I was wearing a snuggie.

  • Hahaha ed hardy sucks, and MUSE sucks harder, you fuckin hipster piece of shit.

  • its kind of funny because in Mexico all of the cartel people use ed hardy and in the U.S its gay to use it :)

  • I hate to be 'that girl' but, "Bad Day" playing at your funeral would, in fact be coincidental, not ironic. It would be ironic it The Click Five's song "Good Day" played at your funeral.

  • i seriously did not know that was a window until light was shining through it!

  • Aw man, I accidentaly pressed the dislike button. I don't like it when that happens.

  • just stereotypical

  • Well get out of the middle class and wear real american clothes then dumbass; ed hardy, true religion, american apparel employ tens of thousands of americans, while you support buying 10 dollar shirts made by a 5 yr old in china dumbass get educated please.

  • @ZombyGenocide1 Funny thing is all the douchebags in my school wear Ed Hardy, American Appeal, Hollister, Etc.

  • @PRETTYLIGHTS56 lol well then the douchebags in youre school's parents went to college and got good jobs and buy made in america clothing cause we're not poor and you dumbasses wearing sweatshop chinese clothes.......... and hollister is made in china and indonesian and its not in the same league as ed hardy or american apparel or true religion

  • @ZombyGenocide1 You actually like Ed Hardy? Funny thing is im called gay when I wear skinny jeans, but the Ed Hardy's have fucking rhinestones on the back pockets xD.

  • @PRETTYLIGHTS56 dude because adding rhinestones to clothes costs alot to do dumbass go wear your walmart clothes and stfu

  • @ZombyGenocide1 Well rhinestones are gay. Id rather wear shitty Wal-Mart clothes than wear these gay jeans that are called Ed Hardy. And i like how you say dumbass after every single sentence. Its quite funny

  • @PRETTYLIGHTS56 hey dumbass just accept youre poor now go on and run before the 50% sale at walmart ends ok

  • @ZombyGenocide1 Haha im actually kinda rich. I have a inground pool in my backyard and a hot tub. Not only that but i have 7 laptops in my house 4 TV's and 2 PS3's and im not joking about that. I dont wear Ed Hardy or American Apparel because only douche bags who show off their abs every 5 seconds wear that stuff. Im pretty much fine with the shirts i buy online at District Lines and merch sites from bands I like.

  • @PRETTYLIGHTS56 Dude accept you'll never have a corvette zr1, or a lotus elise, or a benz roadster, you're just a dumbass suburb kid now go to public school hahahah, my 10k per year private school is calling me hold up k.

  • @ZombyGenocide1 The fact that you keep saying dumbass in EVERY comment you have made makes me hard to believe that you go to private school....

  • Either Ed Hardy or Tapout is what douchebags wear. No exceptions.

  • @OrangeMango30 the difference, you can afford tapout, and not ed hardy.... hahahhaha middle class american stfu

  • people wearing ed hardy is douchebags according to YOU and according to the United Nations you are a racist by saying so.

    damn boy i'd rather be a douchebag to you than being a racist to the UN

  • Guess I'm a DB. Oh well, life goes on... :)

  • I'm team victoria cause I want bella dead so the world can be rid of this crap. 

  • I love how I just watched the WTF Blanket video XD

  • ed hardy is an ed roth wannabe. ed roth rules. look it up

  • Kurt Cobain shirt???

  • You know something? Your videos have really shaped my opinions. And not in the sense that I'm stalking you and copying all of your views, but every time you make a video, you bring out a part of me that I never really thought about. Like, I never really pondered why I hate Ed Hardy or adult-sized footy pyjamas or Nick Cage or Facebook slacktivism, but when you make a video about it, you manage to bring it into a new light and with comedy too.

    TL;DR, you're an amazing comedian.

  • Pretty funny kid

  • Affliction>Ed Hardy

  • This guy reminds me of Eric off "that 70's show" for some reason o.O

  • I had never even heard of Ed Hardy before watching this. Guess I should consider myself lucky.

  • @Tripp426 or you live under a freakin rock...

  • What I hate the most about alarm clocks is that little sound right before the alarm goes off. That little "pop", you know?

    Juste wanted to share this with the world :).

  • I have that exact alarm clock... I have had it for 15 years hahaha.

    Maybe it's not the exact same one, but they appear to be identical/the alarm tone is the same! haha

  • I judge people by their Guy Harvey shirts. I'm still trying to figure out what he's famous for.

  • Ur a dirty lil mother fucker everyone likes ed hardy soo go fuck ur momma oh wait dont ull find an ed hardy tatto by her pussy

  • @adaio1 Wow. Someone is a giant douchebag.

  • I'm 21 and I have worn footsie pajamas in front of about 40 people (on a retreat, not like in a grocery store or something.) I love footsie pajamas, and I don't care if that makes me the biggest dork ever.

  • that alarm clock sound in the beginning of the video is actually summoned from my own personal hell, because it makes the exact same noise as every single alarm clock on the planet. It makes me cringe. So much that every morning I force myself to get up before the bloody thing goes off at 6. Apart from that, great video ^^

  • You are such a dork! I say this with adoration or course. I just figured it would be a good way to make my comment stand out from the rest... working? working? And excellent observation on Ed Hardy, also let's guys know which girls are going to give their goods away quite easily. YES I CAN JUDGE! Because they are always the ones already doing the undressing, as in walking around already half naked....

  • @ElenaClare It worked.

  • My mom bought me footie PJS for Christmas... I was 16.

  • hm... i guess i'm a douche bag and a twelve year old... meh i still like your vids

  • Nice Muse poster

  • I like Affliction, hate Tapout, and hate Ed Hardy. Oh and I hate all of the people who watched one UFC event and now think they can kick your ass.

  • i love ed hardy too!!! it is awsome but they cost a lot of money which is the downside of the product

  • i think your funny. but you have sooo many haters. >.< fuck em all. tonite ... at 8 ..

  • this was shit, i want my 1 minute back

  • omg. my heart almost died when you said you liked ed hardy. i just can't respect someone who likes that monstrosity of.... there isn't even a word for that abomination.

    and then you said they look like douchebags and i smiled. (: <--just like that.

  • @quinnJSU oh fuck u too catrecija!!

  • @mrsocceraceash You are the epitome of intelligence.

  • @mrsocceraceash Sick burn, dude. Btw, soccer sucks.

  • @mrsocceraceash "fagass" Great word!

  • @mrsocceraceash hahahaha you are so jealous hahah :DD HAHAHHAAHAHAHHH!!Dumb ass little bitch go use your hand OR extra...your sock :]

  • @mrsocceraceash you told him he was gay. then said he was a motherfucker.... how does that work exactly?

  • @iHannahM the hell do you care bitch?

  • lol team rocket ftw

  • a snuggie commercial just came on.

    while i was watching this.

    :]

  • I like the smell of Ed Hardy perfume, but I think the packaging and his other stuff looks like a motor cycle gang was given a sewing class. But it is a pretty smell.

  • It would seem that the Ed Hardy troll-bots are out in droves lately. I feel bad that you have to put up with it bro.

  • love it. Ed Hardy shirts are like motorcycle shirts for people who dont own one.

  • team ROcket! hell yeaaa

  • today i actually saw the book "self-esteem for dummies", oh the irony

  • were you a debate kid in high school?

  • @iheartbish Nope.

  • woah...i have that alarm clock and it does destroy dreams :p aahhhhh that footsie man was terrifying! loved the video...:D

    ummm peeps chill down on the ed hardy defense, if you're so bad ass you could take a joke XP

  • you are all sayin ed hardy sucks bcoz your gay yankie gothic fucks honestly m8 you carry on making these videos and you will look back on your life in 20 years time and want to kill yourself, you might aswell do it now.

  • You might think shirts are douchy, but there are a lot of us to which you appear as the ultimate douchebag with your cocky attitude and judgements. Good sir you are the reason people become what you think is a douchebag.

  • Ed hardy is awesome and you are a faggot.

  • TEAM ROCKET!

    haha.

  • FUCK YOU

  • nice metric shirt

    :D

  • i don't hate ed hardy

    i just think is pathetic to pay 300 for ed hardy's sunglasses when you can buy almost 20 shirts of other good brand

    i prefer to save $1000 or more to buy an screen than buy 5 ed hardy's caps that will pass later

    it's so lame

    you can buy ed hardy if you want

    but you will see that in the future you will be regretful

  • @sorckz You can't afford Ed Hardy and you're jealous.

  • Nope, they could just be more logical like a lot of other people who don't waste their money on that stuff.

  • @HellToaster Yeah probably, I was just trolling, Ed Hardy sucks the big one.

  • The wal-mart of coffee! So true, I truly hate Starbucks and Ed Hardy clothing!

  • That is exactly, exactly what I was thinking. Ed Hardy shit is so unoriginal. The general concept of skulls and banners are probably tattooed on everyone in Florida.

  • i think you like stuff white people like. I know i like you.

  • Judging someone solely on their appearance not only made me the deep, warm-hearted person I have become today, it also helped me not have any ugly friends. Thanks ThatZak for marching beside me in the philosophy.

  • I love Nefarious Fauxpod

  • HAHA guess what is advertised next to your video!!! ED HARDY!! lol i bet your happy *sarcasm*

  • Glad to see you started a podcast like you dreamed of. I hope all your dreams come true. I will have to check it out sometime when I am using the internet recreationally (hence when I am not at work like I am right now)

  • Haha I just discovered your channel. pretty funny.

  • You know what I found? That in ur examples of Ed Hardy douche's EVERYone had some hot chick right next to them, even the fat ass! Ok, i kno, i kno, not every time u wear Ed Hardy u get some hot chick on ur dick, but ur examples go against what ur trying to say. I would seem like a douche to some random kid on the internet to get some hot pussy ANYDAY. And so would you, and also Ed Hardy appeals to a different audience if u don't like it w.e but dont say tat every guy who wears it is a douche.

  • @paintballfl It's called a "joke".

  • wow.... you're a total moron....

  • @paintballfl lol, clearly you dont club much. Or even go outside?

    The superiority most guys get when they wear that shit is embarrassing... And yes, if you want a skull with a tiger and a snake all tangled together, then i guess go for it?

    These kinds of clothes are also good for picking up the materialistic bimbos, wait. They go for anyone....

  • @paintballfl Having a girl next to them doesn't negate the fact that they're douchebags. It just means they are very good at finding stupid women.

  • omg I just found you.

  • The funniest thing about Ed Hardey is that its sapposed to be this punk kind off thing,but its sold at macy's.

  • oh no. snuggies excite me too.

  • What?!? Was that a "me too" moment after the 2Pac mousepad said "Ima gunna kill that white boy while hee's sleepen" or did Zak arbitrarily say it as a joke or was I just not paying attention (was that grammatically incorrect?)?

  • i have a pink snuggie. we can now be snuggie buddies because they are the greatest thing that have been invented

    even if one of my friends says that it is only a backwards robe

    no one can destroy my love for snuggies

  • actually no i dont take that back, since becky wants to make it personal, tell her that she and her mom can suck my dick!

  • Ed hardy does suck, hahahaha

  • calm down i was only joking, it's not that serious, and becky i take back what i said about you.

  • well tell becky she can suck my dick!

  • "Hurray for judging someone purely based on their appearance!"

    I haven't laughed out loud at a video since watching Jason Bateman rip Moviefone. Thanks.

  • im 22 and i like skulls so fuck you!

  • You're real cool, bro.

  • Also, I have a female friend named Bekky who wanted me to relay this message to you, "I'm 22 and I'll beat up his mum for giving birth to such a douche."

  • You look like that vampire guy from Twilight here...

    I hate that movie because an attention seeking suicidal girl makes out it's her life and that annoys me more than the fact that the Snuggie wasn't invented before I graduated high school. I could get away with wearing slippers and a bathrobe to school by saying it was part of my media production... that went on for two years.

  • Spaghetti's more versatile though - there's really only so many toppings that you can put on waffles. Cream, ice cream, syrup... err... Ragu sauce?

  • I think waffles are equally versatile as spaghetti.

  • metric shirt! awesome sauce

  • Heck yes!

  • my love for you has just multiplied by ten xx

  • I miss you, Beth!

  • not as much as I miss you! <3

  • I have that same alarm clock. :'D

  • haha  :P

  • ed hardy is a lot like camouflage in that sense.

  • LOL, ZAK.

    You're great xD

  • ahah you're precious, and ed hardy blooows.

  • my grandma wanted to buy a snuggie...i kindly asked her not to, because i didn't want her to be "one of those people"

  • You should have told your grandma to buy the snuggie.

  • happy to see you back zak

  • team rocket xD

  • Team Rocket FTW!!

    Hehe I still can't believe you got a snuggie.. XD

  • bahaha I enjoyed this greatly. I'll join Team Rocket with you! Also I just clicked that ed hardy link and I think a part of me just died due to the douchebagery. Damn.

  • hahahahhalol team rocket. yes.

  • Ed Hardy? Ed Hardy clothing really sucks! 200$ for a damn ugly coat or 90$ for a simply dising of an asian dragon on jeans? come on! that's for idiot preps...

  • I couldn't have said it better.

  • OMG man size blender .. I love it

  • team jacob, evil people are misunderstood. evil is fun

  • ahh! I don't remember if I commented this or not D=

    I would just like to say that the beginning is perfect haha Alarm clock is destoryer of dreams. I hate when you're right in the middle of a nice dream and then the freaking alarm goes off *throws it across room* =|

  • 5'd for Tupac mouse pad. I'd say Ed Hardy sucks, but I've never bought anything to know. Lastly, a Snuggie is totally just a robe put on backwards...

  • i have the same color snuggie as you. i mean all my friends have the cool leopard print ones, but those are trashy. blue = dignified. but i still secretly want the leopard.

  • Yes! I love snuggies! My profile picture on facebook is me bundled up in a snuggy with 2 thumbs up:)

  • =( ....

  • lol team rocket! pokemon!!!

  • I am so on Team Rocket! Meowth's bad ass!

  • They'll be playing Gloria Gaynor on my funeral.

  • Man, I feel ya! I fucking love snuggies, tupac is a beast, team rocket pwns n00bs, and ed hardy is disgusting.

  • Is it so wrong that I was enthralled by the sunsetting in this video?

    (Oh, and I hear if you put a snuggie on backwards you get Harry Potter powers.)

  • Yes, there is something wrong with that.

  • you have a muse poster... but a lady gaga shirt... i'm pretty sure that's illegal.

  • That's Emily Haines of Metric, genius....

  • He is correct, it's Emily Haines of Metric.

  • I'm tempted to leave a comment here, but I can't think of anything witty just...

    Haha Zak, you're really funny.

    That is all.

    Oh wait, I just thought of something, you made the Snuggie cool, for me anyway, I will wear mine with confidence. I would delete that other stuff but I'm not a fan of the delete button.

  • Wear yours in a video!

  • You're seriously the funniest person ever I love this!

  • Thanks =)

  • Hells yeah xD

    Well said Zak

  • i am also on team rocket

  • Why do I have the feeling that 100 creepy guys imagined pouring syrup on you while watching this video.

  • I have no idea where you got that from.

  • It's like a coat but backwards >>;; and ohmy. Sarcasm, no one understands it anymore.

  • It is not a coat backwards.

  • TEAM Rocket!!!

  • Zak..

    Oh my word.

    That was hilarious. Tupac mouse pad made my day. <3

  • I want footy pajamas.

    Nice to see your face!!!

  • I want to see your face now!

  • you look like arry potter

  • I don't see the resemblance.

  • YOU ARE HOTT, =]]

  • THANK YOU.

  • GAH! A MUSE poster :) :) :) Lovely Band. Glad to see your new vid up! And to hear about that podcast, I watch Cohenism as well so that'll be...delicious :)

  • Cohenism is awesome.

  • You really have a Tupac mousepad?  Amazing.

  • Yes, I've had it for about two years.

  • All Ed Hardy clothes are bedazzled.

  • I know, it's ridiculous.

  • I always pictured you wearing them.

  • HAHAHAHAHH

  • i didn't know man-sized blenders exist.

    i didn't know tupac mouse pads exist either.

    i do know about nefariousfauxpod, listened to the first ep, fun stuff... congrats!

  • listen to the other episodes please!

  • Yesterday I was in an elevator with a guy wearing an Ed Hardy blinged out hearts and skulls t-shirt, and my first thought was "What a douchebag".

  • we think alike.

  • i still want adult-sized footie pajamas...

    and one of my mom's friends was wearing an ed hardy shirt the other day...

    he's a sports agent...

    surprise, surprise.

  • hahaha, is he a douche?

  • he's a SPORTS MANAGER, zach.

    remember jerry maguire?

    yeah.

    yeeeah...

  • ha thats cool it gets darker and darker outside throughout this video

  • All your related videos are videos on 'Men are Like Waffles, Women are like Spaghetti'

    Just sayin'