Jimmy Kimmel Jay Leno Monologue PART 4

[SuperNinja147]

Great monologue, but did it really need to be divided up into so many parts? I bought "Tango and Cash" and "Cobra" on one DVD, so don't tell me that this much awesomeness couldn't be contained to less than 4 videos.

[kevinnotevan]

hahahaha 1:57 camera guy lmaooo

[tmbball3]

The best part is that the jokes are just as bad as Jay's

[PersonPerson312]

So, I came onto this video and saw that I had -12 and -6 thumbs on my first two comments.

LOL. I fucking love the world.

[Protectobot]

1:23 - 1:31 HAHAHAHA...

[FandPrulethesky]

im so confused, what the hell is everybody going on about. Nothing we say, no comment is ganna effect what show is on at what time. Ratings and who is the most popular will do that.

Saying that I love Kimmel the most anyway So I don't really care.

[ebusive]

If Leno truly had nothing to do with what happened, then I do feel bad for the guy, but I don't think he understands why people see him as the bad guy in all of this.

I hope CoCo signs a deal with another network soon. I've always preferred him over every other late night host.

[Protectobot]

He's the BEST. I wish I could understand why my manager/friend prefers Letterman! I guess he's funny when he makes fun of douchebags to his face. I hear Letterman's really popular w/ old ppl and doesn't know how to relate to the younger generations lol

[PersonPerson312]

I officially regret posting on this video. It's amazing how immature some people can be, and that's coming from a fourteen-year-old.

[WinFreePrizesNow]

@PersonPerson312

How did you grow up watching Jay leno, your only fourteen?

Your not grown up at all.

[sisterblister77]

Maybe Letterman should shut the fuck up and Let Conan take over his shitty show. You're time is over Letterman.

[sako36]

@sisterblister77 *Your

[higerto11]

@PersonPerson312

wrong

[Bigdadda20]

@PersonPerson312 Conan is infinitely better than Jay Leno. I have genuinely never laughed at anything Jay Leno has ever said. I cannot not laugh at Conan.

[PersonPerson312]

Everyone has their own opinions, and everyone's sense of humor is different.

@Higerto11: Please don't tell me I'm wrong. That was in MY opinion. I wasn't speaking for you.

[Bigdadda20]

That goes without saying, padre. Everything that everyone says is their opinion. I said what I said knowing this.

[PersonPerson312]

Exactly. I just like Jay Leno because I grew up watching him.

[OnlineSpellChecker]

@Bigdadda20 on a side note, I like both Conan and Leno

[CorneliusMcGee]

I also was a fan of Leno and Conan. Leno's show actually introduced me to Conan's. Not that you care.

Just a side note.

[CorneliusMcGee]

And this is in reference to when Conan was hosting after 12. Before the initial switch.

[OnlineSpellChecker]

@Bigdadda20 Wow, the Conan fans are really showing their level of maturity and intelligence on these comments. You don't see Jay fans going around bashing Conan fans even remotely as much. I think the average age of the Leno viewer vs the Conan viewer has something to do with it. I would know, I'm 21 and a senior in College, the majority of people my age prefer Conan.

[prehistoricyall]

@OnlineSpellChecker Probably because they're in retire homes.

[liddddddd]

@PersonPerson312 how about the complete opposite of what you said

[atarax12]

Leno blows

[jdawgjdawgjdawg]

CONAN! CONAN! CONAN!

[jetmonkeyj]

Kimmel wishes he was Leno...

[BlueTeamTV]

hilarious!

[lazylank]

I am a fan of Jay Leno, but I still found this funny. Comedy is comedy. Let's everybody just share a laugh.

[Ally657]

Conan was much more enjoyable to watch, he was quick witted, intelligent and just plain funnier.

[amused18]

are these all from one episode or are they from different nights?

[thi711]

Do you know what gets me though? Is that all of Jay Leno's fans are BLINDED by their following and sucking Leno's dick that they can't tell what's right or wrong. They CONDONE Jay Leno's acts and think that he's in the right, when he's really not.

This is to ALL you Leno fans out there: how would you feel if your boss promoted you to take over some guy's spot... then 7 months later, the VERY SAME guy comes back and says "I want my spot back".... how the fuck would YOU feel Leno fans????!!!!!!!

[biagiotti2006]

@thi711

Dude, who gives a fuck? Get a life.

[biagiotti2006]

Haha man you rage and bitch too much, I'm not the one writing paragraphs complaining about Leno fans, now you're projecting that I'm a Leno fan just because I pissed you off. Was your sexually abusive father a Leno fan? Lol dumbass. =D

[NearCry]

Conan is a legend. Funniest guy on television in my opinion, but what can you do about it? it sucks. stuff happens. Conan will be alright and I'm sure we'll see amazing things from him soon

[xWhiteShadowx12]

Inaccurate representation of Leno. This was actually in good humor.

[Flowerchild4love]

Leno deserves to be mauled by his old Battle-Bot, the one with the chin flipper. Great vids from Jim Kim. With Conan gone Jimmy's moved up to #1 with Craig Furgasun #2.

[counterclockwise123]

@Flowerchild4love ACTUALLY LENO HAD THE MOST VIEWERS UNTIL THOSE IDIOTS TRIED TO FIX SOMETHING THAT WASNT BROKEN BY REPLACING HIM WITH CONAN. I AM STILL BAFFLED AS TO WHY THEY HAD TO CHANGE ANYTHING BUT IT REALLY FUCKED THINGS UP

[ahpacific]

@counterclockwise123 Leno having the most viewers doesn't mean shit. The shittiest most commercial movies in cinema have the highest box office numbers. The truth is Conan & Letterman & evidently Jimmy are much funnier and smarter than Leno.

[counterclockwise123]

numbers talk and they say leno is better but theyre all really funny in my opinion

[ahpacific]

@counterclockwise123 No...actually...numbers don't talk. That's the point. Just because you can sell bull shit doesn't mean it's NOT bull shit. The masses are dumb so they like dumber humor that Leno delivers. "Transformers 2" sold way more than "No Country for Old Men" & according to your logic that makes it a better movie - obviously that is incorrect.

[mattbredlo]

the only numbers that favour leno have dollar signs before them

[alicia775]

If anyones unsure as to who has the best late night show remember back to the writers strike. Jimmy Kimmel was the funniest hands down. He was the only ray of sunshine in those dark sad TV days.

[alicia775]

BRILLIANT.

Jimmy is quite possibly the best late night show there is (with Fallon in second). This whole skit was perfection. Cleto deserves props for his role as Kevin. The only problem was this monologe was much funnier than Leno's and lacked the dirty old man jokes that make your skin crawl (thank you for sparing us Jimmy).

Yay Jimmy.

[phdt12]

It seems that all the late night talk show hosts are tired and used up. Choosing between them is like choosing between the Bushs and the Clintons. Same old same old. NBC execs are too stupid to run a network. Leave stuff alone. Shout out to Conan. Not my favorite but he works hard and desired better.

[mrJOEthebrownman]

this shit is soo funny

[UberKrispy]

Jimmy absolutely destroyed Leno...absolutely destroyed him LOLOL

[km9OOO]

The only things Jimmy needed to add to his arsenal are the constant hand-rubbing, eyebrow furrowing, nervous smiles when a joke bombs, and saying "Oh, Kevin liked that one," and "True story!"

[handyhanky88]

Leno sucks

[OoMASEoO]

I'd watch the Conan show if he'd wear a bag over his head.

[RemusLupo]

@OoMASEoO

lame

[thatDonOguy]

There's a smell of Neil Hamburger here....the real Jay, not Jimmy's version. Oswald said that Leno 'flipped the switch off' years ago and I can see it in Leno, too.

[PBDx3]

lmao ikr

[melkybroseph]

well, actually you would be the one raging about the old model if you're backin leno... no? whats right is right, leno is being a jerk

[krozareq]

> "Maybe if Conan could do this his ratings wouldn't have tanked."

They tanked because the lack of a lead-in. The same reason the affiliates forced NBC to dump the 10pm Jay Leno Show because their local news also tanked.

The comedy shows keep them there. The 8 and 9pm shows are what hooks them.

[RunescapeAardvark]

and hes only been on 7 monthes

[idideroo]

@krozareq im not sure if thats true completely. if leno never went on at 10, conan still wouldnt be doing great

[mayi757]

he should continue to impersonate Leno in every show. Kimmell pulled a funny monologue from start to end. Maybe if Conan could do this his ratings wouldn't have tanked. Conan should have never taken over the tonight show. He was a perfect compliment right after Leno.

Jimmy Fallon is not funny and Carson Daly.. how does this guy get a show?

[Tminus1second]

I love Leno and this is fucking hilarious, but seriously a lot of you guys look like those 13-year-old gaming console fan boys that rage about how theirs is better than the next.

I've never seen such faggotry in one comment page in my entire life.

[somewhatlongdong]

@Tminus1second WTF is "faggotry?"

[masliquin]

faggotry is writting something like this:

I love Leno and this is fucking hilarious, but seriously a lot of you guys look like those 13-year-old gaming console fan boys that rage about how theirs is better than the next.

[somewhatlongdong]

@masliquin ahh, now i get it. thanks for that!

[ubedafool]

what do u think.

[somewhatlongdong]

@ubedafool Used in this context, it's meaningless to me.

[Dchaosshadow]

Good job Kimmel. that was a good spoof of Leno.

[narg]

hey did you hear about this? did you hear about this?

[squinkylou]

he even stared into the queue cards just like leno, who cannot seem to prepare for six minutes of material. ... as a university student, all my friends agree that leno blows and conan rules. kimmel has a new fan in me. great job cleto and the overuse of cymbals hahahahaha leno just go away

[bonkeykong0]

come on Leno, this guy's in university AND all of his friends think you blow

[JCragan]

lmao.. such bad jokes. haha just like leno.

[surfingsuicune]

Kimmel is a genius.

[nobody36]

as someone who hates leno and loves conan, this was epic....... to use a text word, kimmel pwnd leno. the band had perfect timing, cleto as kevin was hilarious. i just wish jimmy would've said, "hey, you hear about this kev?" then cleto, "hey, jay, jay, jay." that's the only thing that would've made this better. nevertheless, i love this. i saw that jay tried to comeback. he was like, "i was gonna dress like jimmy, but i don't have enough shoe polish for my hair." and, as usually no one laughed.

[netvvrok]

oh shit, that bachelor clip was hilarious when that dude was looking out the door and smiling when she closed it.

ahahah

[Iceburg704]

team coco!

[soursaul]

what makes this so good is Cleto laughing in the background like Kevin does for Jay haha

[belltolls1984]

my thoughts exactly!

[writofmandamus]

jimmy needs one of those commentary "jokes" on how fat america's getting

[md4bush]

Funny stuffy. Except his Leno is more like a gay Bill Clinton imitating Jerry Seinfeld.

At least Kimmel has his eyes open for once.

[22starfan]

lol

[basketcase5295]

the girl at 1:52 looks soooo familiar...isnt she already famous??!

[iambernig]

Looks like Stacy Kiebler!

[thenQUYNHsaid]

@basketcase5295

in some angles, she kinda looks like scarlett johansson. hahah.

[americanGTA]

LOL

[esolonet]

his got leno's hand movements too. lol.

[skitplace]

weird that some videos are "ok" for other countrys

[Obsession14]

LOl!!

[kiminokami]

Change your goals.

[bolospwnall]

sweet!