Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: Take out In!!

[CuervoBlack06]

Oh yeah, you swallow that processed cheese you dirty dirty bitch! Yes...YES..oh god yes!

(pinches nipples)

[dutchmanabq]

Just where is she from, Wisconsin or Seattle? And does that really matter anyway?

Mas Tequila por favor!

[biebernista10]

sandra lee fan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MusicMixology]

She tells you to not add water to the beer/tequila drink but she adds ice cubes... makes no sense...

[tpolf]

I love when she takes a bite off the fork at 4:15 and then puts the fork back in the food at 4:20 lol

[londonmichael]

Those wontons look like crap. o_O

[ando1135]

that pizza looked like she personally had her period on it and then someone came all over it on top. it looks disgusting.

[Angelface232]

Ahhh Aunt Sandra... Please Lay off the Vodka and make sure you use exact amounts for your recipes. 1cup or 1 1/2 or 2 cups... makes me confused!! LOL

[narvalz]

actually beer and tequila is not bad at all!

[djmixnmagic]

"Mexican-inspired."

One of the best oxymora I've heard in a minute.

[JESSsuckItTV]

"cup, cup and and a half, two cups the whole bottle...it all depends how much fun you wanna have!" ok aunt sandy

[zahraa12345]

Im from Seattle, i dont know wtf you're talking about..

[adamlovesbmws]

woah!! i've never seen her MEASURE her alcohol beforeee... :)

[bevaneachy]

She's just eye-candy for the network. The food network should be ashamed. They could at least teach her how to cook!

[bevaneachy]

I cook like this all the time-adding my own ingredients to mediocre foods. But if I was a good-looking blonde with a hot bod, I would have my own cooking show too.

[sproutmuncher]

How can anyone focus on anything with the distracting size of Sandra Dee's breasts?

[roustaboob]

She must have a trick pelvis, or a jaw that unlocks, cause she sure as hell is just aweful at everthing else

[goliaboi]

why is it food all ethnic but her kitchenscape is american themed??!? get your shit together sandra

[inuyashaxx]

Anyone else notice that when she starts making the "beer margaritas" (barf) the studio got sucked into a black hole or something? Did Sandra drop a drink and short out the stage lights? WTF?

[bakaboy2000]

This woman seriously harshed my munchies.

[Michelle2815CV]

Her stuff is way more provoking nowadays. This looks so much better than those new ones.

[thedragoonknight]

@Michelle2815CV Oh my god, I didn't see your comment until after the video was done, but I was gonna message you on Facebook about how this didn't look as bad. xD

[Michelle2815CV]

@thedragoonknight Damn. I see you anywhere. *hugs*

[mgblue]

she sucked it off the spoon...omg this chick has problems

[illusionmagician]

"pro-shu-do"

[wicaco]

"and everyone knows exactly what I'm talking about"

My hat's off to the people of Seattle, then, because even after you've explained it I still have no idea what you're talking about.

[SuperClintEastwood]

a cup, cup and a half, 2 cups, a quart, a gallon, a barrel, whatever helps you forget your cooking sucks.

[TheRaginShrimp]

Around 4:16 you can hear Sandra say "mmmmm" when she barley put the meat in her mouth. Even she is disgusted with her own "russupies"

[stephameseed]

the dumplings look like ravioli

[destructoperson]

Post more from the first season!

[brighteyesrock]

wanna see sandy dance? keep pressing 5, then 6 and then watch her get her drank on by repeatedly pressing 7

[sunnylanes]

Did you guys notice how it was bright out when she was cooking then it suddenly turn dark out?

[rebelkimy]

In that amount of time.. You coulda just gone to the shop and bought your own fucking pizza! The point of a takeout is so you don't have to get off your fat ass and cook god DAMMIT!

[soccerwannabee14]

She ate off the fork and then put it back in the meat........

[xtremeRudeboi]

DID ANYBODY PEEP THAT SHE SUCKED THE BEER OFF THE SPOON BEFORE SHE PUT IT IN THE SINK?!?!

[samisyosam]

"What could possibly make beer tastier? Oh, how about some tequila and 4 tablespoons of SALT?"

I bet it tastes like the half-digested contents of a sorority girl's stomach.

[basheemadory]

Hear that? "Depends on how much fun you wanna have!"

She must wanna have a super super lllllot of fun.

[boobyhughes]

She def deep throated that pizza................

[Belladonna392]

Does she really have to moan and groan every time she eats\drinks something?

[Tower1151]

@Belladonna392 I would if I had to eat something she made.

[RayRoark2009]

The simple thing to do is just a order a pizza hot n ready, thumbs up if you agree.

[RayRoark2009]

She says "take out in" does she mean that she wants to suck and rub her mouth on a dick by taking it out and in. I guess she does, pause between the end of 0:04 and the begining at 0:05

[Mynahsong]

Did I just hear her say In-crud-able beer margaritas?

[ando1135]

That pizza looked like someone had a hemorrhoid on a cardboard cutout then ejaculated all over the center.

Gross

[ginaraquel]

Well, if she wasted those extra minutes it would take to serve beer and margaritas separately, it would cut into her precious drinking time...Good thinking ;P

[longwalkshortpier]

In the same show she says she's from Wisconsin then she says Puyallup, WA. Bitch, make up your damn mind!

[NeonAngel1997]

here's an easier idea.... order pizza

[CatStina]

She has tequila. Why in the hell would she put beer in the margaritas??

[sweetnessnbk]

This bitch is my idol!!! Her table scapes kick major ass yo!! Im doing a christmas table scape and I prolly post it so keep on the look out!!

[Keevin80021]

Cup, cup and a half, 2 cups (or the whole fucking bottles good too)

[Satantransvertdeath]

1:15-1:28

I laughed so hard for some reason.

[heartx3jess]

"It's going to look like a professional did it!"

at least she knows she's not a professional..

[heartx3jess]

Beer and tequila!!?!?! Dirt and shit would taste better combined.

[gaugeinvariant]

@heartx3jess Well let's not go overboard here. I've chased shots of tequila with beer before. I would imagine it's a lot better than chasing dirt with shit or vise versa. I still wouldn't pour tequila *into* beer though. ;-)

[boobyhughes]

She says she's from Wisconsin but then talks about growing up in Washington? I mean, I guess that's true but it sounds weird.

[YTfancol]

@boobyhughes From the way she cooks she is Drunken Lee from the planet of BadCooking.

[Keevin80021]

Holy shit she had like 6 Champaign bottles, and 2 vodka bottles in her fridge! and I guess beer too!

[decafeine]

"we're gonna start with Kahlua"

so apt! im certain thats how she starts every day

[sweetnessnbk]

@decafeine Shit thats how I start my day and a joint with some haze!! Whateva to get through baby!! Lmao

[Kimseynation]

Semi-Homemade?? Is tht seriously wht its called?!?!?!!? LOLLOLOLOL

[hihibye13579]

WTF r those suppose 2 be wantons!?

[CuervoBlack06]

We all better hope that this woman never gets the chance to cater an event at the United Nations or the White House because she's going to cause an international incident.

[GlenCoco44]

"It's going to look like a professional did it!"

Ehh... I beg to differ.

[Kezco123]

That pizza looks a little like someone threw up on it. And, prosciutto doesn't exactly enjoy being scorched in the oven. It's best added on the pizza after it's come out of the oven.

[JennieRose8]

Goat cheese is disgusting!

[Pennylane153]

@JennieRose8 Whatttt?? are you crazy, most italians, greeks and spaniard love goat cheese and eat it more than they drink water.

[carmenfatfat]

I want to know, is tequila a very alcholic drink that has stronger taste than other alcholic drink like white wine?

[Kezco123]

@carmenfatfat It's the vodka of Mexico. It does have quite a burn but just a hint of "flavor" in the traditional sense of the word. More expensive tequilas have a very refined, smoky flavor and are very enjoyable. Somehow I imagine aunt Sandy being the type that would buy ready-made crap from the store to save money so she can buy the better booze... :P

[SorryWTFAreYouSaying]

@carmenfatfat urrrr yes. Tequila shots get you absolutley twisted. They taste disgusting and have a far stronger taste than white wine :)

[cooolness3]

the food looks good, the drink looks gross. Beer margaritas? No thanks.

[FringeFreak56]

DO NOT call yourself a chef when you buy ALL your products at hand from a grocery store. No self respecting chef would do this. They would make EVERYTHING from scratch. But then again, you're not a real chef are you Sandra?

[LapisGarter]

Bimbo.

[HighNumber64]

look at her deep throatin that pizza!

[ZeroMyHero99]

So if Martha Stewart and Amy Winehouse had a baby and Lidnsey Lohan babysat, we get this bitch?

[Poopcorn0]

beer margaritas?? wth?

[BudgiesFTW]

that is NOT a wonton, bitch.

[ZoeSquared21]

Yes, I'm throwing a black-tie dinner party. Do you have any tips, Sandy? Beer margaritas and pizza? Well, that's not exactly what I- what's that you say? They're fancy-dancy? Oh. Well that changes everything.

[iLikeCookie88]

@ZoeSquared21 Haha, you're a genius!!!! XD

[TheScienceguy77]

I by no stretch of the imagination am wealthy but for the love of god, dog food is classier and probably tastes better than half the shit she throws together and calls it a food item. I wouldn't even feed this shit to my dog ket alone a human being.

[innercitysuperman]

i am so embarrassed for her. she has no idea how tacky and trashy her recipes/ideas are

[KAUpitcher123]

@innercitysuperman I totally agreeeeeeeeee

[cutie101464]

@KAUpitcher123 me 2

[TheLizzifer]

Notice how her kitchen decor is always associated with the food? I think all the black is pretty indicative of 'rock bottom'.'

[Kejuz12]

Aunt Sandy is the Martha Stewart of my generation, you have to love her. She truly is an inspiration, She makes alcohol look like cake, you know what i mean. That is talent .

[carmenfatfat]

she really has a bad interpertation of chinese dumpling. basically, its not even called dumpling, it looks like wonton. to make chinese dumpling, the skin for the dumpling is thinker than the wonton sheet. chinese dumplings are supposed to be either pan-fried or boiled; not fried to crispy. the dumpling she made are flat and stale.

[kittykitty0204]

"the most incredible beer margaritas you have ever seen"

uhh....those are the ONLY beer margaritas I have ever seen!

[ThaaSpecialK]

cup. cup and a half. two cups. 3 cups. 4 cups... floor.

[TheCrimsonFlash]

All of her food is brown. Why?!

[juiceetea]

chinese, italian or mexican. YEA SANDRA, WHERE ARE THE OTHER RACES? she probably is only aware of those three ethnicities. poor her =.=

[amesguy515]

She looked like she was going to give the pizza head.

[aaronall327]

@amesguy515 WOW....I rolled it bac and it sure as hell did...she a nasty gourmet whore

[sandysurap]

Wow! Look, look, she's FRYING something in oil!! Like, she HEATED the oil and FRIED something!!

Keep it easy, keep it at home, Keep it can-opener friendly.

[ShinyToyGuns101]

Zomg... I paused at 1:14...zomg.

[vbm211]

I like how she takes a bite of meat and puts the fork back into the pan. With a beer margarita in hand. Perhaps the drunkest I've seen Aunt Sandy. She even forgot the words to her horrible closing lines. God love her.

[lawbn]

Sandra lee makes being a raging alcoholic  fun and classy

[desorden150]

She took like half of the pizza slice in her mouth! She must have had practice

[NickyNick227]

"Cup, cup and a half, two cups, depends on howm uch fun you want to have."

[toothbeaver]

SHe's pulled a total 180 from this to her current shell of a former kinda cook. Now it's like watching a circus clown in 50 lbs of whale blubber makeup and a totally fake set of boobies stimble thru a kitchen opening cans, bags and boxes to "cook" what amounts to frat house/elementary school cafeteria food. I would maybe have eaten the shit the makes nowish when i was 19 and in my 1st apartment...Fountain Dogs is my favoreite episode of her tragic/ironic-funny "cooking" show

[culprit888]

it's like watching a drunk emaciated cow eat when she takes a bite of that pizza

[screwdestiny]

Beer margaritas in wine glasses. She is one classy lady.

[greenyawgmoth]

Mother of god, beer margaritas made me throw up in my mouth a little.

[ladykatey]

@greenyawgmoth It's actually not that unusual a recipe. I've had sangria with beer in it too... though, of course, that was in college.

[ZedralZ]

I'm with you!

[youllblinkfirst]

UGH, she can't even pour beer correctly! Just slop it in there, Aunt Sandy, make sure it's nice and foamy!

[trtltat2]

Wow back when she was sober more often than drunk and she actually made halfway decent food. Now she just slaps frosting on everything and guzzles her vodka.

[CubicalGirl]

I miss this show, I used to LOVE watching it every time it was on. I can't stand her new show

[geekoftheweek27]

I loved watching her deepthroat the pizza... This lady is in the wrong profession.

[1814Brandan]

At least now we know how she got the job.

[VoDKaMarine]

Semi-ho.

Yea... all those cocktails made her into that.

[MetalLabStudios]

I nearly puked at the beer margaritas.... it sounds disgusting

[vichyssoise80]

"Shhh...we won't tell anybody about that."

lol!! You have to admit, she knows her semi-homemade. She's not making gourmet creations like people expect her to. Just cost effective (and alcoholic at that!) meals.

I'd like to be at one of her parties.lol. She sounds like a lot of fun.

[hawaiian2991]

that pizza looks like shit

[ambrosialmien]

I've watched a few of her videos and I am STILL in the state of WTF????

[pammylunn]

"A cup, a cup and a half, two cups (of tequila), depends on how much fun you want to have"...you gotta love Sandra Lee, she does know how to party!

[lemonsnlimes333]

looks like someone threw up their guts on that pizza! :O

[TheKloKloYo]

HOLY SHIT! Corona and TWO CUPS of Cuervo mixed into ONE DRINK? GROSS.

Fancy Dancy cat piss flavored COCKTAIL TIIIIIIIIME...

[Edges]

fancy dancy guys

[poohbear5050]

what is she trying to proove shoving that whole piece of pizza, which looked like a placenta by the way, in her mouth

[fallonvalo]

She's trying to prove that her food is edible. I'm still not convinced.

[poohbear5050]

i think she's trying to proove that she's not a total waste of space,

hey my food sucks, but watch this, (shoves whole thing into mouth)

I "suck" too!

ugh, I just had a dry heave while typing that

[pinkpandamiranda]

of corse she's all stocked out in the fridge for the Beer margirites. She knows how to make her drinks.

-miranda ;o)

[blugreen123]

notice how she emphasizes "the most INCREDIBLE beer margaritas..."

[Zosolove202]

That pizza looks downright disturbing. It makes me think that the producers just said, "oh fuck it, let's grab some drunk from suburbia and see if anyone notices".

[evariel]

Does she always throw up all the food she ate earlier? Either she has high metabolism, or that.

[fallonvalo]

I think it's because she doesn't eat her own cooking.

[Ryer1234]

That beer thing looks absolutely revolting.

[dtv2031]

Don't laugh at her. She knows her audience (ie horny alcoholics). She gives them what they want with the beer margaritas and downing that pizza and licking that cheese like a pro.

[amicusnemini]

she could at least try not to look like such an alcoholic

[dudeitsjorrelios]

keep it simple?!

is that HORRIFIC EXCUSE FOR A TABLE

supposedly simple!?

DRUNK DOUCHE BAG

[BlueKyne]

That's no terimasu at the end! That's fuckin' Twinkies and Cool Whip! WTF?!

And who puts salt in their beer?

[gyptax]

how the hell are you supposed to drink that with all the salt on the edge???

[ShinyToyGuns101]

Wow...

At 1:15 she took a freakin huuuge bite o_O

[brokenbodyparts]

So let me get this straight; She makes a living from mixing shit that she didn't even make together, rushes everything, makes it unhealthy and she only cares about what it looks like and alcohol hour? What the hell is this? Why does that terimusu look like she cut twinkies and put them on top of it.

Cheap.

[fallonvalo]

don't forget the table scape! that is that is of the utmost importance to her!!! those are usually put together after she's all soused up.

[alefaye]

this!

[kudjo24]

QUIT WITH THE MOANING SOUNDS ALREADY!  geez

[babsalaba]

Did she say "beer margaritas?" *gag*

[andrewjamesmacleod]

"cup... cup and a half... two cups..."

precision be damned.

[1nonlyAnxiety]

@andrewjamesmacleod HA HA LOL!

[skippysuki]

Who ever really takes this woman seriously should just stop cooking forever and pay a bit more for take out... heck it might be even cheaper and definitely tastier!

[treble473]

Gotta love Sandy's single-minded focus on the booze. Once she's got her drink, she's like, screw the recipe, let's just eat the filling outta the pan.

[sweetnessnbk]

@treble473 Word up!!! Lmao I watch her like everyday and she never disappoints!! Man yesterday she made some hard apple and peach cider and a spoon cake! That shit looked so good!!

[YouFuckingHipster]

yes sir yes sir. would love to have some tequila and a quick fuck with this woman

[PeaceLoveNCupcakes]

1:14-1:20 greatest moment in Semi-Ho history.

[Jellybeaner1991]

lol yeah that pizza was half way in Sandy's mouth, you can tell she enjoyed it haha

[HaoProductions3]

er, ah, mm, MM, amazing! 1:07. that pizza looks absolutely evil

[Sheltiepapa]

1 cup of tequila, oh my she needs to find a 12 step program.

[carmenlucia99]

i´m mexican, and I will never fuckin drink that "beer margarita" it looks so disgusting

and the lemon thing that she puts on them.. groos

[andrewjamesmacleod]

it's a shame, because true mexican/south american food is actually much healthier, much more beautiful, and most importantly, much more delicious than what she's presenting.

[dgamez3035]

OMG, WTF she ruined that beer and not to mention she licked the stir spoon, couldn't waste a drop hugh Sandra? Spoken like a true Alchi!

[coderedjulia]

I like her show cause she makes food and then alcohol..lol

[999sasha]

Her tits are perfect.

[shawnanana18]

excuse me, BEER margarita? i thought the one thing she kept the sanctity of was her cocktail hour, but no, she decides to rub her grubby mitts all over perfectly good corona. she might as well have put a packet of taco seasoning in it

[ZZDaikun]

Fancy dancy?

[sst1]

She's from Wisconsin. How embarrassing for me.

[Raulbikcube]

But then she says she's from Washington. That's what her Wiki page says too. She just wants an excuse to eat cheese with impunity. :)

[lalalaz20]

how did she even get her own show on food network??!?!

[blupheonix44]

OMG, how annoying is THIS lady??!!! Wow......

[skippysuki]

sandra lee are you a joke???

just revert back to being a trophy wife or something.

[maryam027]

she deep-throated that pizza...

[blupheonix44]

LMFAO!!!!

[Jellybeaner1991]

hahaha LMAO that's what I was thinking xD

[rfschober]

Why is she using Mexican liqeur in a tiramisu?

[oogenesis]

that's not simple, that's HORRIBLE. why would anyone go through the effort of sourcing a pinata and mexican textiles for a 'tablescape'? ugh.

and beer margaritas? SPEW!!

[rooflessbo]

She Can Sample MY TAQUITO!!!

[maba7x]

Pizza and tiramisu aren't Mexican, dumb, dumb!

[kittykat2210]

LOL I know right??

[dj88fullofh8]

Wonder if she like younger guys, cuz I would smash the granny outta that

[EJFSanchez80]

4:20 she puts the fork back in the pan after eating some. Now that is not right, that's dirty. I wouldn't want to eat those taquitos,

[melzie99]

I love how when she tells you how much liquor to put in a drink she always seems to double it for herself...

[sugarbleach]

She kept mispronouncing taquitos and that tablescape was horrendous!

[strawberryrobin]

Whoa, she deep-throated that pizza.

[999sasha]

God, I want to rub EVOO on her boobs.

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

I thought I was only one who wanted to do that,lol

[Corneliustheamoeba]

Real food porn?