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  • AHHHH dont eat that!!!!! What the CRAP MAN!!!

  • One guy one used tampon! lmao

  • not gunna lie, i almost threw up from laughing. LMAO

  • When I saw you eat that first nut, my body didnt know whether to laugh my ass off, or to puke. Honestly, i hope it was chocolate or i wont be able to sleep at night anymore O.o

  • i was laughing so fucking hard !

  • is it shit or chocolate

  • i almost cried when i was watching this cause i laughed so hard...this was the funniest thing i have ever seen....lol

  • BAHAHHAHAHA.

    Ohmygod :3

  • So it's true what all those Ugandans were saying! You love to eat da poo-poo!

  • w...was it chocolate.....

  • this was the funniest fucking thing!!

  • Haha I knew that wasnt real as soon as you touched it

  • Eeww,Why would U Eat ? ...O_O

  • Who the hell would WANT to have a period!?! *face palm* :| Christmas wish #FAIL

    mmm nothing like melted chocolate and corn on a tampon to make the day perfect e.e'

  • is that real 0.0 look dude i know your gay and all but why would anyone want to eat shit?????????? that'sgotta be fake; its chocolate but its still funny XD

  • Eww lol hahahahaha

  • did it taste like chicken?

  • Hahahahaha, awesome!!!

  • OMGWTFBBQ

  • ITS CHOCOLATE YOU DUMBASSES..good lord

  • nasty ass

  • hahahaha ong that is some good shit....hahah nice

  • ROFLMFAO

  • lmfao. eat that chocolate! haha

  • I laughed.

  • LMFAO

  • i about died.. when u picked the nut off... hahaha your awesome

  • lol yuur fuckn hillarious hahaha :]

  • LMFAO

    you are a fucking riot

    i love your viddeos

  • hahahahahahahaha o my god he ate his poop lol

  • euw, was that real? o_o

  • U TASTED SHIT

  • O MI GOOD GOD MAN!!!! LOL, i just watched this on my phone in the middle of my church service! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that SHIT is fucking hilarious@!!!!!

  • lol i love this video i watched it the first time one year ago and i laughed all the time ... good idea xD

  • i almost died laughing.... HOLY SHIT... I FEEL LIKE A CRAZY PERSON LAUGHING BMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT....

    LMAO!!!! FUCKING LOLIN NON STOP

    HAD TO WATCH IT TWICE...

    PROPS...

  • ahah ty

  • Oh My God Matt.. HAHAHAHA! that is hilarious. Is it chocolate and nuts?

  • shhhhh

  • hahaah chocolate covered tampons.

    hahaha you rock at life.

  • I hope you tossed this thing out!

  • LMAO you are funny

  • WAS THAT REALLY SHIT?

  • okay okay okay, please tell me that was chocolate covered cashews on a tampon? lmaooo

  • lol my fisrt

    reaction was;;;WTF OMG LMAOOO

    i laughed..even tho i knew it wasz fake

    hehehe funny shiit yo..funny shiit*sigh*

  • LOL XD it looks like a chocolate covered banana!

  • I promise you its a real tampon

  • hahahahaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HE FUCKIN SHITS CASHEWS!!!!!!!!!

  • i think its fake.

    put omg thats gross

  • i like puked when u ate the first nut... along with the rest

  • lmao dude was that fo real? o.O

  • i bet you do enjoy eating shit dont u ;)

  • grow up?

  • OMFG!!! NASTY!!!!!!!! LMFAO

  • i just got a 2 girls 1 cup fashback..... lol.

  • hahahahahahaha! what the fuuuuuuuuck?! you're funny as fuck

  • EW LOL!

    ur fucking hilarious XD

  • ok it may be a tampon but you covered it in chocolate.. lol

  • u wish a tampon is longer duh

  • ALright. Think what you want

  • I didn't think you'd eat that. I thought you'd smell it at the most. So, I was like what the fuck is he eating like what did chris crocker actually put on that thing.

    I JUST watched that video today of him saying you could win a used tampon, and it's weird to see that you actually got it hahah. So yeah, I was like what the hell

    but then I realized I liked the noises you were making.

  • haha was that chocolate with nuts>!

  • its a tea bag with choclate and cashews on it its fake

  • its an actual tampon

  • My first reaction? Uh... You have a sick, twisted, warped, demented, screwy, sadistic, deranged, insane, disgusting, and FUCKED UP sense of humor.

    Kinda like me! *subscribes*

  • WHY DID YOU EAT SHIT OMFG

  • chocolate peanut butter im hoping?

  • WTF ??? LOL

  • ROFL!!!!

  • "this is some good shit, Literally" HAHAH FUNNY!

  • dude your a fucken faggit! why the fuck would you eat the shit! even though it is definatly fake

  • why the hell would u do that

  • you ate the nut off of a gay dudes shit WTF

  • what the fuck was that!!???? please tell us!

  • I cant reveal that!!! LOLOL

  • OMG!! I THOUGT U WERE SERIOUSLY EATING IT! yes....i was tricked. nice job man!

  • oh my lewrd, i burped/barfed at first and then I could not stop laughing I almost peed by panties...LOL

  • ahahahah

  • lol at first i thought it was real then you ate it and i was like o had me going there for a secong lol

    nice one 5 stars

  • lol omg i just died laughing at firt i was like ew and gagd but, at the same time, i had to laugh lol awesome!

  • omfg i'm gonna pukee

  • omg holy shit

  • I am really confused. I am EXTREMELY confused. So was that real or fake???? I hope it was fake. Ew.

  • I mutha fuckin love chris crocker!! i have his videos on my ipod :L

  • "He fucking shits cashews!"

    Hahah :)

  • haah holy fuck wait, im still not sure if its rel or just a joke lmfao, helarious though, my mouth is sore from making my 'discusted'face. XD

  • Oh i thought "OMG this guy is sick" but it mad me laugh haha

  • dude, omg!  that shit was pretty fucking gross, but i have to admit...i did laugh. "he shits cashews" genius, lol.

  • that was great lol.i was thinking how was he so lucky to win that contest lol

  • hahaahhaha

  • dude wtf... thats discusting i bet you its not even his real tampon douchebag,but even the thought of it is discusting

  • oh you stupid twit... give me a break. I am so tired of ignorance. So yeah, that means I am tired of people like you.

  • This is actually a bit disturbing, not like oh my gah disturbing but it made me cringe.

  • That is awful.

  • that better be caramel!! on the tampon hahahaha

  • i feel sick...

  • sick bastied

  • oh baby.. if you want to insult me atleast spell it right! Damn! That's all I ask.

  • hello dumbass it was a joke that was probaly a teabag with choclate well i can tell u dont have a brain it was a joke

  • wtf..

  • omg i almost threw up when i first seen it ... but i figured ot was fake when you tuched it..but damn when i seen it in the bag i was like o hell no!! lol

  • LOLOL

  • Omg, LOL, that was funny and wrong and sick on so many lvls!!!!! LOL!!!

  • hahah thanks!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOL

    this got me under my desk man!

  • I love a man under a desk!!! HAHAHAHA

  • that is grosss!

  • lol yeah for real.. but i was hungry

  • OMFG! This is hilarious and digusting at the same time! XD

  • hahaha

  • That was naasty on sooo many levels!! I loved it. :-) "It ate his nut!" "He shits cashews!!" YouTube classics.

  • I know.. thankfully it was cashews and not corn!

  • fawking nasty! i had to look away

    ~G~

  • hahha oh you know you looked back!

  • lol true

    ~G~

  • So does the tampon have doo doo stains on it from Chris shoving it up his asshole?

  • of course.. mmm mmm good

  • omg!! LOL!!!!

    This was hysterical! You're wild!!!

    LOL it's like sickening and yet funny as shit.

  • haha Yeah thats what it was suppose to do.. gross ya out but make ya laugh

  • I swear Chris Crocker has a personality disorder...I'm not saying it to be cheeky either. BTW, on your vid, still a gross idea, ugh.

  • Well if you watch his first videos he was just being nuts and not so out there. The more he got attention for a little bit of crazyness the worse it got. It was just for attention. Which is fine. Let him do what he feels he needs to do.

  • I got the chills my jaw dropped and I gagged quite a bit loll thank god it was just a joke.

  • LOL

  • that was soooo fucking funny i think i puked in my mouth a bit!!! LOL, i mean, i knew it was just a joke but still, just the thought BLEH SOOOO FUNNY!!!

  • HAHA! Yeah, I have a weak stomach so I had to not think about what i was portraying!

  • yummy!!!

  • Fucking hilarious, I can't believe people actually fell for it though LOLOLOLOL.

  • omg! u scared me!!!!!!!!!!!

    *phew*

  • HAHA

  • i cant believe how many of you think this is real. come on people. someone puts chocolate on a tampon and you all fall for it. naive!!!

  • you fucking disgusting fag! you accualy ate chris crockers shit off of a tampon you fucking digusting shit eating fag

  • its hilarious that no one gets this is a joke but anyways its hella funny eww he ate it lolz

  • omfg when he was eating the nuts.... my mouth dropped... and then i lmmfao!! hahhahah!!

  • omfg this is a good spoof XD

  • Oh my! He actually was eating off of that! That's so freaking sick!

  • haha funny shitt x

  • disgusting :P

  • You dont like it dont watch it its as easy as that why dont you get al ife?

  • al ife Learn to Spellllllllllllllllllll lol

  • Ok did you actually read what you wrote..? Seriously there is no difference between gays and fags and there is no difference between straight people and gays were all human

  • so should u

  • dude i really think your one of the dumbest people ever....definitley closed minded and ignorant...i guess you totally just proved the statement that people are afraid of what they dont understand....go lock ur self in your fucking room

  • Ok seriously WTF why do people feel the need to come and leave dumb ass comments its not that hard...if you dont liek the fucking video why are you wasting your time ewatchign it and leaving comments?! Get a fuckin life

  • LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE!

  • Omg lol xD

  • lol!

  • eeeww hahaha u.u

  • HAHAAH I love it! That made me laugh and laugh! :-p Please let that be chocolate though! Haha....OMG he shits cashews!

  • WTF?!

    LOL!

  • lmfao! "it's a cashew"

    omg that's fucking hilarious :)

  • okaii

    idk if i should be jealous cause that thing looked good but then it looks gross (:

  • omg. NASTY! I hope this was a joke. And if not, that guy has serious issues. And even if it was a joke that was still nasty.

  • lol@ gay people r sick n the head

  • I don't think all gays are sick in there heads, I have nothing against them. Thats just grose, what they guy did.

  • LMFAO I LAUGHED MY ASS ALL THE WAY THREW THE FING VIDEO.

    i loved when you said "mmm omg is a cashew" lmfao i sware my sis and i almost pee'd ourselves. this is priceless. seriously dude keep making more videos you just seriously made my day ! :)

    lmao i love you!

    -marissa.

  • You want my reaction?

    Slight gag.

    ;)

  • seriously what the fuck ..that's pancake

  • its not even funny.

    disgusting bitchass

  • Thats fucking discusting.

    That's so not real anyways..

  • Its fake cuz No one eat real shit

  • that just made my stomach turn

  • yes, uhmm me too! >:X

  • hahaha

  • that is so fake

  • This fool is fucking stupid as fuck.

  • omfg you ate tht fukin thing he had that up his ass! no offence but u r really wierd

  • thats fukin nasty

  • Haha, I knew it wasn't real when you pulled off the 'cashew' but it was still making me heave when you put it in your mouth.

  • omg thats fuckin sick i was heaving errr lol lol i no its not real tho :) xx

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Although I know its not real, it still turns my stomach LMFAO!! This is funny as fuck!

  • LoL, fuckin dumbass

  • wow

  • ok dude ur a retard i can tell thts chocolate and u put gum on ther u r rele stupid

  • ur a stupid fag get a life u dumb fuck

  • lol man this is comedy and disgustin omg ur a fukin ass

  • i put my hand over my mouth & said oh hell no he just did not do that...it was funny

  • what, the fuck.

  • i was shittin out of my mind!!