Kevin Bridges Did You Just Shite in the Kettle

[ChiliSweetChili]

I thought my tea tasted funny...

[kingt34]

I'm at Uni, and my neighbours shat in a kettle provided by the Uni and now they're being threatened to be kicked out! True story! LOL ;D

[MadCowpat]

@kingt34 No one cares.

[kingt34]

@MadCowpat Haha fail troll :D

[MadCowpat]

@kingt34 Haha dick.

[Smithatron1001]

@kingt34 its a shame that your at uni and you still say fail like a 12 year old

[kingt34]

@Smithatron1001 Oh God... I guess I'm going to be using my degree as a handkerchief to wipe away the tears at how much of a failure I am.... Oh wait. Lol now seriously why the hell are you guys trolling me? I didn't do anything to deserve to be trolled, and all it's doing is making you guys look like idiots.

[StEaLtHmAcHiNe95]

''You've changed man''

[MrYhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyh]

I laughed from just seeing the title haha

[CROLL77]

shitin in kettles? dont visit hotels in malia hahahaha

[1ukjunglednbraver]

i did that once i shat in my mates kettle

[The666thBowelOfHell]

I've done this before to my mate :L :P

[IrritationCharles]

Kevin's worked his accent very will into his comedy :D

[MrIrishrover2011]

lo0l funny bastard.... i actually know a guy that took a shite in someone kitchen sink at a house party lol

[ajaggard]

OMG I CAN'T STOP CRYING WITH LAUGHTER!!!

[madjack18]

I like how his kettle's about 100 years old :)

[tehDiRT]

I used to be a comedian, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[09rob12341]

15 seconds of laughter, from one sentence, living legend.

[Azlak0507]

@09rob12341 He sums it up very well. You would be utterly raging though. For one thing it'd make it harder to see if it needed filled up.

[Jakkzxx]

a dont come into ur house and shite in ur kettle, youve changed man hahahahaah awww hilariouss

[madstiv]

I managed to get tickets to see him in Glasgow next year :) Can't wait!!!

[Sandshoe218]

@madstiv Me too mate! :D

[lewisbesteu]

@madstiv same :D

[BYGATE100]

@madstiv no you didnt.

[jmcewan08]

top comment is the title.......AGAIN!?

[nfied]

@niamhmcinally67 He's not exactly hard to understand

[FlyingRat1]

@niamhmcinally67 YAAAAS MAAAN SCOATASH N PROOD N AW THAT!!

[AlexanderT21]

"It's a social faux pas" lol

[WILLYUMZZZ]

youve changed man.

[TheFalseDarkness]

5 people have had their kettle shat in.

[pricey151]

5 peoples' tea tasted like shit.

[BlackDahliaMurder214]

I'm going to be honest, I hardly understood the first 30 seconds. Glaswegian Accents: We're speaking English, but you don't know that.

[imQreative]

i met kevin 2 days ago at my college and i shouted spring break whooo and he laughed got into trouble but it was well funny love kevin xD he also laughed at it i was well chuffed

[UncleFesterr1]

i chose the wrong time to take a drink.

[tullylish10]

5 people found shite in their kettle.

[Stampistuta]

I remember this joke from seeing him in Oxford a few years ago. So funny!

[dnbBoiler]

I don't seem to understand what he's on about in the beginning, like, what the story is about, summat about 30 and 40 inch waist, but like, in a store or summat?

[dnbBoiler]

@Myself

Saw the whole clip from the beginning with this part. and now i get it.

[nataliedonnell1]

hes amazing:))

i prefer michael mcintyre tho(:

[MrScot1967]

@nataliedonnell1 bloody pom

[nataliedonnell1]

@MrScot1967 what:S? what does bloody pom mean hehe;p?

[hibernian1996]

@philrocks08 cause ur provably a posh english bender! That talks like a complete faggot!!!

[TheUntitled100]

I've just cried with laughter after hearing that!

[philrocks08]

can't understand what he his fucking saying

[xenthosica]

@philrocks08 that's no excuse, i'm american and i can understand perfectly.

[MrScot1967]

Brilliant

[ClassicCoyle2]

4 people have experienced someone shiteing in their kettle

[KEANE1967]

"you've changed man".. aw fuckin classic, he's the daddy - but not father of six haha

[zzkreMerkzz]

@turdl38 even though scots are a part of great britain, it's still someone from Scotland ... I mean I've never heard russell howard or micheal macintyre say things like that. Not to start an arguement mate

[iggystar70]

did uu jst shite in the kettle, idont come roon to ur hoose n shite in ur kettle:L legend, shame he's a tim, proud to be scottish <3

[wleach5]

4 people have shit in their kettle..

[samhorner96]

I don't come round to your house and shite in your kettle, you've changed man.

[palecnr1]

i'm polish and although i dont understand all of it i still f... love u man !!!

[kuneckid]

@palecnr1 

Guy's a Legend indeed!

[Laily1996Chocolate]

kevin bridges never fails to make me smile :D

[Missjasperhale123]

SHUT IT 39 INCH WAIST

[UnobviouslyHere]

3 people shat in the kettle.

[RealTomSawyer]

Eltoroca is right

[m1nimot0]

a would shite in the kettle on the fly and wait tae the ususpecting person biled the fucker.l lmaofl

[turdl38]

@Waaassssssuppp Scots are British. Great Britain includes England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

[ElToroCa]

@turdl38 Eh, not quite right! Great Britain (the "big" island of the British Isles) includes Scotland, Wales and England. The United Kingdom includes Scotland, Wales, England and Northern Ireland.

[turdl38]

@ElToroCa Ahh...right. The initial point that Scots ARE British still stands though.

[ElToroCa]

@turdl38 Of course! :-)

[TR1PACE5]

@ElToroCa dont talk so much shite, the british isles ie great britain includes northern ireland, there is no difference by definition or by any other means between the titles "great britain" and "the united kingdom"!

[ElToroCa]

@TR1PACE5 Sadly, you are the one talking shite. The British Isles includes all of Ireland. The United Kingdom includes only Northern Ireland. So get your facts straight and try using capitals--or maybe you haven't graduated to that yet.

[TR1PACE5]

@ElToroCa what a halfwit i know the whole of ireland is part of the british isles but the point i was making was that northern ireland is part of the british isles and the united kingdom-and what does difference does my use of capital letters make to the point i am making, you get what im saying so stop being such a pedantic arsehole and get a life!

[ElToroCa]

@TR1PACE5 No, dickhead, what you said was: "there is no difference by definition or by any other means between the titles "great britain" and "the united kingdom"!" and that, my stupid friend, is where you are talking Shite with a capital "S." :-) Great Britain and The United Kingdom are two quite different things. Go back to school.

[TR1PACE5]

@ElToroCa actually i was wrong about knowing that th whole of ireland is part of th british isles and great britain, i now know that is not the case, i always thought they were but at least i never presented my argument as fact lol could you please elaborate on your "fact" that the whole of ireland including EIRE is part of the british isles, the british isles is merely a geographical term for every island in the vacinity excluding the faroes...it is a term of choice not fact, go back to school!

[ElToroCa]

@TR1PACE5 Goodbye! I realise that, like other morons, you just don't get it. :-) Try using Google.

[ElToroCa]

@TR1PACE5 Yep, I've looked at some of your other comments and can honestly say, without reservation, that you are a dickhead.

[TR1PACE5]

@ElToroCa OH YEA AND WHICH COMMENTS ARE THESE THEN LOL

[chamchamlives]

kevin bridges is class !!

[IHarlequinity]

a bit of a social faux pas

[makhal]

youve changed man! hahahahahahahahaha! gotta love british humour! love it!

[TheDarkKreig]

2 people have had their kettle shat in.

[ILiveForScience]

2 people have defecated in kettles.

[georgeovyick]

funniest moment of the entire DVD .. i pissed myself literally ...

[RFCKB2K9]

good call 38inch waist........ SHUT IT!!!!

[copkilla2k7]

Brilliant.

[JRBouncerz2010]

1 person shat in the kettle

[wifday]

ma mate shat in a kettle hahaha

[hestheman929]

And now I have a new life goal.

[cammy23ful]

uv changed man!!!! brillrant

[RachelGoldthorpe]

omg! i watched this with my big brother so last weekend he went out got reeking and shat in someones kettle!!! +o( :L

[Shrekford10]

Best comedian out there these days :D hilarious

[JimmyRowe94]

@Shrekford10 He's very good. But the king of comedy is definitely Lee Evans.

[kiernybhoy95]

haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alcrackdajokes]

did u just shite in the kettle??

[EAMmMa]

pmsl Lvin this comedian ;-D