Shit Republicans Say

[Str8upbrah]

Ron Paul 2012!!!

[rachelita03]

Toooo Funny!



[hobojojojo25]

more like shit Sarah Palin says

[BansheeMilk]

see 'SHIT ANDY ROONEY SAYS'...so funny

[Neptunz05]

2:42 - 2:49 That's my favorite. 

[danpuma0877]

It's wrong to kill an animal but abortion is fine.

[07sproate]

should be called "shit fox news says"

[MoviesGamesAndShit]

Were not all fucking southern retards

[elgiv94]

Fuck ya! What you liberals know about killing deer and hunting?

[TheGlide1000]

plane45306 the video is shit republicans say, just accept it

[statenisland27a]

i only watched this video cuz the girl is kinda hot

[bananasack28]

"We can pray the gay away!" LMFAO! :D

[drama4anna]

Idiot. Get over yourself.

[depfro]

HAHA I love how you took everything WAY out of context and blew it out of proportion. Granted there are extremes (on both sides i might add). But you are ok with Obama adding trillions of dollars in debt to our country in a few short years?

[seattledude02]

@depfro Soooomebody didn't read the description.

[sweetxavalanchex]

lmao this is perfect. especially the hillbilly background music...very fitting.

[hotdogman67]

Lol, I don't say any of that. Not all of us are hard-right you know. Still funny, though.

[IAMJKINGSLEY]

fuck ads

[plane45036]

more like what liberals think republicans say...

[99Pabs]

Hilarious! Hee haw!

[Arriss3]

hehe XD

[12Ahoc]

Lol fantastic! Please do a "Shit liberals say"

[JaclynGlenn]

@12Ahoc I will have it up sometime this week!

[LindelofIsGod]

This will get to 100K that is so cool. Congrats!

[JaclynGlenn]

@LindelofIsGod Thanks!!! :)

[Lionofthedeye]

I hope I can say this but, you are really hot!

[LindelofIsGod]

@Lionofthedeye You can say it all you want but you made a wise decision typing it if you want her to know it.

[xanthoxylaceae]

You do a good Sarah Palin.

Gosh, I hate that Alaskan cunt!!!

[daverunstrain]

God dammit I dislike that Midwest mom voice

[xoMiSsBxo]

Ignore all the haters...this was funny and sadly accurate!

[dlbu1987]

If we don't attach somebody or something we are all gonna die! lol!! Favorite. :)

[JaclynGlenn]

@dlbu1987 haha thank you!!! :)

[urgirlcassie23]

Not going along with the global warming hoax doesn't mean you're republican... I'm trans, Libertarian, Vegan, an ex Liberal, and I fucking hate MSNBC. I'm pro marriage-equality, hate Fox news, and am for lowering taxes, but that doesn't mean I can't also be pro 2nd amendment and pro life. It's called paying attention. These things aren't contradictory if you realized that the SYSTEM ITSELF is a CON JOB. We need to stop all this partisan nonsense and shatter these phony paradigms.

infowars.com

[surfrincon16]

Your are so dumb. I don't know one republican that act like this. Stereotypical Liberal.

[agentbobsmith1]

@surfrincon16 i know a shitload of republicans that act like this...............

[agentbobsmith1]

@surfrincon16 lol turn of fox news dumbass

[seattledude02]

@surfrincon16 For the love of God read the description. It's there for a reason.

[modestmou5e]

It was funny when you were talking about killing deer and the death penalty then "let me tell you why I'm pro life" HAHAHA awesome!

Let's give some more money to rich people, so it can all trickle down into their untaxed overseas bank accounts.

[FishDontBlinq]

How about "Go back to your country!" as a quote for Republicans

[FreshOuttaJersey]

liberals encourage to be lazy

[daniyellowjello]

Not all republicans are from the South, or are Sarah Palin. Just saying. I liked your points...but not the accents and stereotypes

[modestmou5e]

@daniyellowjello yeah, because all liberals love being called lazy mooching hippies. Stereotyping happens.

[MsLovebeautygirl]

Ugh were is the shit democrats say and i don't remember all republicans being rednecks

[fragdude]

I want to marry you...

[jondeshane]

poor liberal. so full of hate she has to resort to hate speech on youtube

[ElectricBIue]

This girl is way too fucking dumb.

[funfacesinger]

Smartest really? Really? I am a total democrat

[theyforcedmetosignup]

OCEANS HEAL THEMSELVES hahahhahahaahh

[Milkmanfire]

You forgot. "Blame the democrats"

[AbstractOvechkin]

lol Republicans say all of this. Most of them are crazy. I feel bad for Republicans that are actually sane because they can never be taken seriously.

[elektraeriseros]

SO freakin' funny!!

Most Republicans I know are nothing like this....and yet this is the main stereotype of them.

[dopeDealla13]

thumbs up cause shes hot!!

[mike3641385]

People on youtube are such assholes. Looking through the comments it's just people acting like idiots.

I'm a liberal from the midwest. I've met many people who think and act this way. Some of them are just as irritating as the peace, love & granola types here as well. Others are just normal decent people.

Rant time: My Christian friends do not judge and definitely don't act like the assholes leaving comments. I'm athiest and we understand each other. Try some understanding you hypocrites.

[t88taco88]

Lol this democrats interpretation of what a republican is like is hilarious. And like the commentors below said this should be about bible belt extremists. Man Bear pig aaaahhh!!!

[Equestriangirl199]

I'm a Republican and I think this is hilarious!!!! great video lol

[LoveDreamMJS]

Global Warming is not real? ...Ahahaha, come to miami, you cowboy.

[4everkobebryant]

@JaclynGlenn lmao at these republicans commenting and getting angry because they know it's true. TRUTH HURTS BUDDY.

[ThawingOut85]

HAY HAY, WE ARE ALL AMERICANS, PEOPLE! REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT!

WHY ALL THE HATING?! IT'S A COMEDY YA'LL!

[ThawingOut85]

AWESOME JOB!! :-D 

[hemistaka]

I'm a conservative, but I've gotta say - that was hilarious. Great job. You've got chops!

[RqEdits]

would be a southerner LOL

[KhudlesOG]

Romney 2012!

FUCK off liberal cunts

[PrettyPoison93]

I LOVE this!! It was probably supposed to be funny, but it's just a cute way of saying the truth!! It's scary how right this is!!

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[TMAN3III]

this is too realistic

[rockinandout]

This was actually "shit liberals say republicans are like"

[kykybadfishsarah]

OH MY GOD, THIS IS AMAZING :)

[gtasalova6969]

You are an idiot, that is not "shit republicans say" That is shit "RIGHT WING MOTHER FUCKERS SAY" Get it right.

[HaploTR]

@gtasalova6969 same thing

[gtasalova6969]

@HaploTR Not at all, I am a republican and I don't think this way at all.

[Davesbahamianboo116]

Love this video... Good job :-)

[NocturnalApostle]

Love it. 

[MrWalterJP]

obviously you're a democrat, so it makes sense that you don't know shit about politics.

[jaf207gamingvids]

@MrWalterJP Youmadbro.

[fallnreverse16]

anther title could be shit rednecks say

[Rubes266]

@Leviathan1175 I know it's so fucking annoying.

[Leviathan1775]

i love the way every republican is either a redneck or sara palin... fuck democrats

[zacrl1230]

@Leviathan1775 So in saying "fuck democrats" you have just become the thing you hate. You have lumped us all together. I'm a democrat, and I know the country is full of intelligent people that happen to be republicans or democrats. But it's also full of completely stupid republicans and democrats. Sadly the dumber they are the louder they seem to be.

[zizzy007]

haha your funny and hot

[RmusicOmanB]

Heres an idea, why dont we all leave our negative comments to ourselves. She was generalizing, and even stated so in her details. We all would be better off if we realized that the two party system has flaws, and neither side is perfect. So why dont we laugh at either side, and stop seperating our people into categories! Thats all :) Feel free to respond however you would like...

[Ange1Chloe]

can I uh.... marry you??

[AlphaSniper11]

atleast we dont kill innocent babies. assholes.

[conboslice]

DAT GOT DAMN OBAAMA!

[Jon12213]

"We help those who have the means to help themselves."

[cauberallies]

Even as someone with a definite right wing world view, I find this hilarious and true on so many levels.

[SwedeBoy772]

You brought up no logical points. Maybe instead of making a video on stuff you see in the news you should look up the real facts. Pathetic video made by a person who thinks they know anything about politics.

[MrCmonster13]

kinda dumb

[nmryda]

AWESOME VID!!!!

[khaos288]

seriously....marry me.

[zachfresh]

WOW JUST TOO FUNNY SO ORIGINAL AHA LAME ASS WHITE GIRL ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL.JUST SO WRONG 

[WhoLikesMusic]

This video viewer rating enabled, the "Shit Democrats Say" video I watched viewer rating disabled. Thoughts?

[JaclynGlenn]

@WhoLikesMusic I guess some people are more self-conscious...

[JaclynGlenn]

@spartankelso actually I do have Jesus... and based off of your vulgarity, you seem like you may be the one lacking in that department.

[BrianCardova]

@JaclynGlenn You'll be with Jesus in hell!

[picassopainter2]

@JaclynGlenn Because having Jesus has made so many great people right?

[elektraeriseros]

@spartankelso ....you do realize that just because you're a liberal doesn't immediately make you an atheist. It's ignorant to assume so.

Liberal baptist right here, douche.

[dj69918]

@spartankelso I can feel your stupid through the internet.

[zizzy007]

@JaclynGlenn

3:00-3:20 HAHAHAHA I DIED OF LAUGHTER and came back to life

[5928N5]

@WhoLikesMusic Bingo!

[brandiandstephanie]

@WhoLikesMusic

They were made by two different users. ~Steph

[lesirahab]

@WhoLikesMusic its because this chick is hot, and i would run mad trains on her

[TheAquafunk]

Global warming is overwhelming controversial and is construed with an immensely diverse amount of mixed facts.

[Derlandvermesser]

Eh I can understand your "satire" or whatever it's supposed to be but leave the South out of it. Your accent sucks and sounds nothing close to the people that live right here at the Florida-Alabama border (including myself) and right wing politics aren't exclusively or inherently a Southern thing. Ever heard of the Dixiecrat Party? Jimmy Carter? Bill Clinton? Also I live literally 0.5 miles from the Gulf of Mexico and I've never heard ANYONE even take in breath to say "oceans fix themselves"

[sbrooks0178]

@Derlandvermesser I'm in the South, too. Born and raised. I've heard it the "oceans fix themselves" line plenty of times. And as for her accent, she sounds like at least two people I know. Let's be real, you know the South is predominately Republican. Election season is hell for me because I am surrounded by people that vote with their emotions and they get pissy with me (shocker!) because I don't. If anything, there are about 10 things she could have added to this video.

[BestHeadphonesHQ]

Yup, sounds like my fox news watching family.....sigh

[rosalierox247]

I have heard ALL OF THIS BEFORE

[runtellthathomeboy]

I consider myself conservative, and while neither I nor anyone I respect hays said most of this, it's funny. Thumbs up if you're a red blooded American who can take a joke.

[silvermoons92]

my whole entire family (and moi) are republican......and i've never heard any of this....

[MrSkisurfswimfly]

You look like a recent college grad who doesn't have what it takes to work hard so you bitch and create video's like this while watching your college debt pile up... then continue to blame republicans for all your problems... Looks like a pretty standard lib to me.

[loveislovepeaceis]

@MrSkisurfswimfly lol

[rosalierox247]

@MrSkisurfswimfly dude... its a joke. shut the fuck up

[fenderchick1977]

< Republican...And says none of this. : /

[ninjaone1]

that deer your husband shot yesterday? DAMN they fixed that deer up FAST. lol I love this

[ninjaone1]

that deer your husband shot yesterday? DAMN they fixed that deer up FAST. lol I love this

[roastbeefdinner]

i love giving nearly two thirds of my paycheck to crack whore moms and their ill-begotten spawns.

[6billionANDone]

Are you pregnant?

[iamladydepp]

global warming IS fake

[JaclynGlenn]

@iamladydepp and you can prove it!

[jadger1871]

@JaclynGlenn How can you prove that something isn't real? Can you prove unicorns or Sasquatch aren't real? Most people believe they aren't real by lack of evidence, just like global warming. How can you prove something doesn't exist when having concrete proof of something would mean it exists, which is impossible if it doesn't exist. Hell! in the 70s, scientists thought human CO2 emissions were causing the world to cool, calling it global cooling.

[Noclue206]

@JaclynGlenn Maybe he should start list the people who in the last year have resigned from their posts because they jumped on the "man made" climate change bandwagon like everyone else just to find out it was all BS.

[Eng1neering]

@JaclynGlenn ManBearPig is so real...

[JaclynGlenn]

@Eng1neering yeah, I'm super serial.

[iamladydepp]

@JaclynGlenn global warming is another thing you can't prove or disprove. sometimes it gets hot, sometimes it gets cold. there's no conspiracy.

[lazerbeam134]

@iamladydepp a) You missed the part where this was a joke, I think. b) Global warming is a scientific fact. There is no scientific debate, no controversy outside the realms of politics. The opposition to global warming is based on the vested interests of powerful corporations that stand to lose out if gov'ts and societies addressed global warming by implementing needed changes to our way of life, in the interest of sustainability. Big Oil, Coal and Natural Gas are the conspiracy.

[JerseyBlackAtheist]

@iamladydepp and you're a moron

[roxyapoxy]

"I was about to cook that deer my husband shot, but let me tell you why im pro life"

brilliant!

[coolface22743]

Oh god, this sounds like my whole family.

[Cavypigs]

@coolface22743 me too :D

[Anekohime]

@Theozzie11 that's the whole fucking point of doing a 'Shit *stereotyped people* say'. Don't be stupid and enjoy. If not, kindly gtfo.

[GoldenArc]

Damn, this girl's got it all. Wit, (seemingly) great sense of humor, great looks, and PERSPECTIVE.

[TEAMBIC1]

Ron Paul 2012!

[2amProFilms]

So how's that obama fella working out for you?

[AreYouSufferingX]

This sounds like my dad.

[0gluttony0]

You're so pretty!

and this was hilarious.

[XsasunaruloveyaoiX]

OMG. I know exactly who is like this. My grandma and the racist she married. -____- And my grandpa. Ugh.

[Enayze]

There is nothing sexier than seeing a girl in the kitchen.

[JaclynGlenn]

@Enayze oh my, I'm so offended... how original.

[sandercohen1]

@JaclynGlenn It's more original than shit liberals say bitch.

[kaydenpat]

This was very funny. Good work!

[TheGoalSetter]

Agreed.

Ron Paul 2012

[cxfgty6]

what an ugly bitch..... defiantly what a democrat looks like

[kaydenpat]

@cxfgty6 It's "definitely". Repubs can't spell.

[greenteaguy]

@cxfgty6 defiantly?

[Hollypuke]

So you gonna open that beer or...?

[googsorr123]

A spatula,bud and junk tire!! My kinda woman!! YEEHAAWW

[moecat1000]

i saw some of your videos and my first thought was ,send her a message saying do your next video in a bikini..then i saw this video talking about republicans .now i want to see you naked this video turned me on ..lol good video

[eethry]

this was to funny, Oh man I had to repeat it, lol.

[Theozzie11]

you should do, "what Jaclyn Glenn says" , then we can see what a fucking narcissistic bitch has to say......Good job labeling a group based on a few.

[ScottKinmartinTV]

This is very funny. Nice job, Jaclyn!

[MrBrian24601]

very good palin impression

[CinderyGravy]

Im a conservative and i think this is funny as hell lol

[fatfatat444]

3:00 - George Bush 1 admitted to giving weapons to Saddam. We already know they have weapons...

[jmrogers88]

I felt this way before i took economics too

[Cmoney0712]

BWAHAHAHA this is hilarious!! btw ur pretty cute

[iammach]

Hot. Real Hot.

[kingblackhart]

Yea... most republicans are hicks. you know, all those red states between california, new york, and illinois? Hick states

[kingblackhart]

@kingblackhart and most hicks are republicans

[Davis4037]

Im not trying to be offensive, but a lot of the CONSERVATIVE republicans i know do say this shit. again, im not trying to be offensive

[algernon821]

this girl is smokin' and her satire is even hotter 

[twilight4evr7]

This should be renamed "Shit Hicks Say" because this is completely false.

[ytesfaye09]

umm im not offended. i thought it was funny as shit, and a lil true. also girl you the finest

[cajunmane82]

The only thing right about this video is when she was in the kitchen!

[GingerTheGypsy45]

that was'nt funny, u pissed me off

[meg143562]

I. Love. This.

[madonna2285]

this is halairious, keep it up

[XXIdealisticXAngelXX]

Y'all are in your damn feelings. It was suppose to be a menial video and you guys took it too far. Get..over...it.