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  • Ebert's review fucking sucks. Had do say it.

  • @MrSplatterPlatter Agree.

    All he said was "BLABLABLA This movie is violent BLABLABLA there is a little girl swearing and killing bad guys BLABLABLA" he didn't say nearly a WORD about the direction, cast, acting and style, no effort on that review.

    I'm not like him. For example, I hate "Drop Dead Fred" but I'll admit that at least the acting, effects and soundtrack are not bad.

    When you hate a movie, you must have logical reasons for disliking it, or else you'll look stupid.

  • Fantastic movie. Gritty, somewhat crazy but fun. Unusual 'heroes' too. Of course, those people who wail about the (cool) Hitgirl character fighting and shooting are probably the same ones who go into fits when they see any FPS game. To me, the movie shows a side of 'heroes' that Dark Knight touches on, although differently. Heroes can be vigilantes. And these 'heroes' here do not necessarily fight criminals out of noble, pure intentions. On a less serious note, the FPS POV homage? Oh yeah!

  • the movie was ok mm a little boring and all but in the end you go out of the theter saying mmm was ok

  • I really had no problem with this movie. The moral things are just stupid. I agree if they did have an 11 year old boy in that same position, doing the same things and talking the same way, less people would complain. When I saw the trailer to this last year I was thinking that it was going to be extremely dumb, so I forgot about it for a year and watched it about a month ago and now I think its one of my favorite movies ever! Its got just enough humor, cheesyness, and action.

  • Critics talk about these movies as if they were real. IT"S A FAKE FUCKING MOVIE YOU STUPID OVER HYPED MORONS.

  • WHATTTTTTT????????????????? I HATE KICK ASS!!!!

  • @32simas So strange, you sound like such an intellectual. I especially liked your use of all caps and the 15 question marks.

  • @CenkIsAdorable its 17

  • Just trying out a thought. "Kick-Ass 2: Hit Girl And The Rise Of The Red Mist" Cheesy right? I think so. I've been familiar with the comics for a few years, so kind of had an idea of what to expect going in. Nick Cage and Chloe Grace Moretz were perfectly cast. Big Daddy and Hit Girl should have a prequel. Cage and a younger more violent Hit Girl. That should piss off some more people. Gotta go get high now and watch Pineapple Express. :D

  • Well put together Short Film

  • The thing I didnt like about the movie is that Kick-Ass isn't that much of an interessting character. You know something is wrong when a side character (In this case Hit-Girl) Steals petty much the WHOLE SHOW of the main character. They should make a movie of hit girl.

  • @TheAxeFish Joker was the most interesting character in The Dark knight. It's still an excellent movie.

  • 13 people did not kick ass

  • movie was boring

    overhyped pile of shit

    the first time hit girl said cunt was kinda funny, but she was just a gimmick basically

  • Hit girl did suffer. Her father died!

  • fucking stupid movie the kid was a whiny bitch

  • Personally, I like the Comic character in Kick-Ass better because he seems to be more hero-material than the movie character, but I love the movie.

  • Cenk is so awesome!

  • i was a bit hesitant to watch this movie. thought it might be kinda silly. but i was way off base. this movie was excellent!

  • @Jerlemi2 exactly how i felt

  • I just discovered this channel, and I love it. Excellent reviews.

    And, YES, I agree, Kick-Ass kicks ass!

  • vote for kick-ass in the mtv movie awards!

  • WTF, Hit-Girl suffered consequences, it was a harsh one too. Her being sexualized is utter bull-shit, even me who's a prude knows it's bollocks. I love the mention of the first-person shooting angle, it's a simple genious way of showing how Hit-Girl can go on without moral qualms.

    BTW, unrealistic that a tween can be that violent? Reviewers saying that should read news about war, school massacres and other sad stories about violent kids and their upbringing.

  • @MissMael Right on. Her and Big Daddy suffering for helping out Kick-Ass is one harsh punishment. Her father's death was probably the single most touching part of the movie.

  • Kick-Ass " Leave him alone!" Thug Leader "Give it up man, just walk away." Kick-Ass "No. Never." Thug leader "What the fuck is wrong with you man? You'd rather die for some piece of shit, that you don't even fucking know?" Kick-Ass "And three assholes laying into one guy, while everybody watches. And you want to know what's wrong with me? Yeah, I'd rather die. So bring it on!"

  • the best line from this movie:

    "with no power, comes no responsibility. except that wasn't true"

  • Roger Ebert would have hated no less, even if it was a 12 year old boy, instead of a 12 year old girl cursing and killing people. Remember his review of Robo Cop 2,

  • @LeastLikedCritic75 Yes, I did. The Hob character played by Gabriel Damon deserved to die.

  • @LeastLikedCritic75 Roger Ebert got what was coming to him

  • i fucking loved it...hit girl is one of the best characters ever...also im british and ive never called a woman a cunt...i call men cunts all the time...i think its a lot more offensive of a word in america..

  • What genre? This movie defies genres.

  • I LOVE HIT GIRL!!!!

  • its official!! Kick Ass 2 Balls to the Wall will be released in 2012! Production wil start soon! And now when 2012 comes hit girl will save us all!

  • She was killing bad people! Whats wrong with her being incredibly good with killing bad people?

  • Kick ass should be in the new avengers movieO.o

  • the actual guy who plays kick ass has fuck lush eyes :D

  • Mery christmas!

  • This movie was amazing.

    One of my top 10 fav movies.

  • great movie ... just wish kick ass wasnt such a pussy! shoulda kicked red mists ass

  • Wow, the ad was AFTER the video. AWESOME! :) I loved this movie. If your morals get in the way stfu and dont watch it. Thats that. I agree with that guy when he said opinions on Hit Girl killing woud be different if she were a boy. Oh, and Red Mist is fucking awesome too. <3

  • this movie sucked ass.

  • I thought it was a great little dark comedy...

  • ...WTF?!

  • enjoy the movie for what it is,not just to go make a pit stop at the theaters and not make any serrios juggments.its rated R.no children alould,thats why movie ratings were invented do the math.

  • I think the name of this movie is very offensive. I would never see it. 

  • @littlevampirebigwolf Retaded wth is the next comic?

  • @littlevampirebigwolf why until 2012.... i want zombieland 2

  • this movie was honestly one of the most amazing movies i've ever seen. Its so deep, twisted and just ahhhhhhhh. lol

  • is it me, or has 2010 had some of the best movies recently??

  • the tac kniving scene was awesome

  • My favorite movie in the entire world! The only movie that would be better than this would be Kick-Ass 2 with the same cast

  • theres a swedish guy named per wertz ...

  • @Bjo15 hahaha so random

  • What do they mean that Hit Girl doesn't suffer consequences for her actions? She loses her father in the movie and thus her last real family. Even Mark Strong's character brutally beats her up towards the end. It's not like they portrayed her as a happy go lucky girl. If anything, her life is the darkest, most consequential of all the characters.

  • @turbokaz92 exactly what i was thinking... i guess some poeple were only focusing on the swearing and killing instead of what was actualy going on.

  • @turbokaz92 Yeah, Hit Girl is the one with the most emotional trauma. And she still steels on and at the end, tries to live as normally as she could, going to school and all. Those school bullies at the end..haha, teach them not to mess with a girl.

  • BEST MOVIE EVER and i LOVED hit girl

  • they better make another kick ass movie, it wouldnt be right to leave red mist like that, it seems like the second might be better or something. obviously red mist is gonna want revenge

  • i googled it and there will be another kick ass movie. it is called Kick Ass 2 Balls to the Walls

  • Just saw this movie finally.  Holy shit! I love when hitgirl made that guy kill himself.

  • This is one of my favourite films ever!!!!

  • It was a fucking revelation. It was fucking [insert word beyond 'fucking epic'].

  • Saw this last night for the first time. Haven't heard of the comic, seen any trailers, or saw it in the cinema. Overall, I found it well directed, acted, with 'over-the-top' violence, and a fun romp.

    About Hit Girl, when I first saw the character doing the stuff, I think it's questionable. Unlike the critic, I think it's also the same if a boy was doing it. Is this character in the comic?

    I also liked the graphic novel sequence.

  • the ones that gave 8.5 dont know shit.

  • lol best part by Cenk: "Well I've got moral qualms with it" @ 11:44

  • so far kick ass is the best film of 2010, handsdown

  • @AsianCinemaFan

    Scott Pilgrim dude. Kickass is a close second

  • @AsianCinemaFan

    I'd say Inception beats it with 0.5 points:

    9.5 vs 10.

  • 300 sucked,

  • Big Daddy is my favorite character in this movie.

    Overall this movie is simply too good!

  • Critics can suck my cock! Hit Girl was a genius character as is her actress. The movie took a risk. And just like Eminem people hate him because he goes too far, but his fan base will always be bigger than his haters. Kick-Ass is...well Kick-Ass!

  • so they say hit girl is a bad example...for who? how many kids are seeing this movie??

  • @kira937

    Well - this was an "unknown" box office hit.

    The kids bought a ticket for "How to Kill Your Dragon" - but "wandered" into the "Kick Ass" theatre.

  • HIT GIRL KICKS ASSSSSSS!

  • hahaha ohhh child...

  • I crossed my eyes and i made Cenka nd Matt make out ^^

  • Roger Ebert hated Robocop 2, cause it had a twelve year old boy has a killer in that movie.

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  • people say that a little girs swearing is a bad example apprently nobody has been to a middle/high school or dont remember there childhood

  • "Hehehehe... I'm just fucking with you daddy."

    One of the best lines EVER!

  • @sonicboom20078

    best line is when she says giant cock

  • My review: lets just say this... i saw the movie three times, i bought the movie and the game

  • @goingangster what game

  • @Cloud1995324 theres a new psn game for it look it up

  • um shes twelve! *cough cough*

  • these guys and girl got it right, you'll like it... or you'll hate it only because of moral reasons...

  • This movie got crazy hype, but it wasn't that good. Massive shifts in tone, and Mark Millar's typical sadistic tone. It tries to be comic and touching at the same time. I love action and fuckin' hated this movie.

  • @deathtrait hyped? really i didn't hear about this movie till i actually got in the the theater.. expecting nothing one of the greatest movie i have ever seen

  • why do people bag on the film makers for making the girl cuss? In the comic she did blow before hacking the mob henchmen away and I didnt even find that offensive. At the age of 10 I knew it wasnt a big deal to say fuck people are way to strict and overprotective

  • @deathbot290 i bet everybody who argued about the girls language say fuck on a daily basis

  • hitgirl is cool but shes not a hero shes like a mercenarie to heros but damn she rocks

  • A surprise HIT! Hit Girl! Kick Ass Kicked ass!

  • The movie WAS about Hit Girl. It's about how she was raised, how she got into crime fighting, how her father was kidnapped & murdered and how she moved on to a new life. Kick-Ass was just the catalyst for HER story! He was the narator of her story from his perspective.

    9.5

  • Cenk on this show is like ellen on american idol. they were looking for the "average guy" view but looks out of place.

  • 300 isnt that great of a movie honestly. its really bad ass but its not a good movie. like its just a testosterone filled blur of swords wich is extremly entertaining to watch but not a good movie

  • thumbs up if u could fuck hit girl... u just do it¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  • @xxjark0rxx O.o you do realize she's 11

  • I had no plans on seeing this, but after seeing this review, makes me want to see this even less.

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  • I'm 15 and I thought it was appropriate for my age.

  • @will2679 same here. i felt the same. That's why i also loved Zombieland.

  • I saw the movie. I'm 12 years old. 0_o I thought it was awesome. Only one scene I thought was a little disturbing. The car crusher scene. I just thought that was a little sick. But yeah awesome movie. Great movie. Great acting. I'm not even a big comic book fan. (I never read comic books :P) Great slow-motion. Not like Micheal Bay movies. Don't get me wrong it's not realistic but, if somehow this would happen, in real life it might go down like this. KICK-ASS!!

  • I HONESTLY HAVE TO SAY THAT I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!! I cant wait for the sequel in 2 years lol

  • I loled so much when they started speaking about morality, like a gorwn man slauthering a bunch of guys is more moral.

    And about the swearing, do these guys ever got close to some kids?

    When I was a kid, Die Hard was my favorite movie, i always hated kids movie for they were edulcolrate and... wel... childish... And what i liked the most about this movie is how the naivetée of the super hero concept contrasts with all the over the top action.

  • this was the most epic movie I ever saw!

  • the part with hit girl and the blue flashing lights with those two guys that was friggin awesome

  • Hit girl is a freaking spartan XD

  • am i the only one who thinks this movie is fucken lame the film business is going to shit just as the music business idk what nicholas cage was thinking when he took this role

  • @flammable27 Yeah. Yeah you are. Are you high? If you're not, then you're just plain f**ked in the head.

  • i heard that kick ass will be a badass in the new one much like hit girl in this one, and hit girl will take on the life of a regular girl

  • @fordraptor15 i couldn't see Hit Girl as a regular girl?! She  was trained to Kill.

  • kick ass is so awesome! the people that dont like this movie can go jump off a roof

  • @Zooroonies i dont not like it its just not that good

  • @bevans52 *GASP!!!!* -breathes maniacally- how...can...you...not..like..t­his...movie???? it has some awesome action sequences!

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  • thumbs up if u think they should make another movie

  • @fordraptor15 they said at the end they are makin a new 1 lol, prob that red mist guy is gna try be the boss, but i cant see him lastin 10 secs with hit girls unless he learns sum judo shit

  • @sicklyydone yea i heard that red mist will be called the mother fucker and he gets a sidekick

  • @fordraptor15 i pretty the girl hasnt finished him off, seeing as its mainly his fault how ever naive he was or w.e

  • @fordraptor15 They are, it's called Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall it's about villains becoming super villains I believe.

  • @RunX2XTheHills dude that would fucking epic!!!

  • @fordraptor15

    The story doesn't at at #1, so they will probably make the sequel. Google it.

  • @fordraptor15 THEY ARE!!!

  • @fordraptor15 Which they are.

  • 6 persons have to be some of Frank D'amicos men. I love this movie! Seen it 15 times already!

  • POSSIBLY MY FAVORITE SUPER HERO MOVIE EVAAAAR!

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  • Guy in the middle, does not belong here XD

  • "Why hasn't anybody tried to be a superhero?""Probably, because it's fucking impossible, dipshit."

  • Hit girl and samurai weapons= omg

    Hit girl and Firearms and modern tech = Holy Fukin damn SHT!!!

  • u cant hate it for morale reasons. If u do then u dont understand tongue in cheek comedy and need to stop trying to be so holy. The little girls meant to be a cartoon character sort of. Its like seeing daffy duck shoot himself in the face with a shot gun.

  • @Seanod123 i laughed at the end when you mentioned daffy duck shooting himself in the face, because I've seen that happen so many times in cartoons when I saw a kid.

  • Well fuck them because you're right madam - 300 is a bland piece of shit - cinema for jock douchebags.

  • @PurushaDesa Amen.

  • i always thought that nick cage was a hack, but i thought he was awsome.

  • i loved this movie. the only thing i didnt like was how hit girl was killing everyone in that appartment, including the ones who didnt pose a threat. this made her look kind of evil. but other than that, it was frickin awesome.

  • @1994moviebuff its meant to be a bit of tongue in cheek, and shes meant to be more of a cartoon character and a little bit evil I think.

  • @1994moviebuff You can not leave witnesses unless you want the cops beating down your door, or giving away the fact that your going after their drug ring. If you do that you end up dead. Like her POPs. But that is what they got for leaving a witness. Namely Kick Ass.

  • @1994moviebuff yeah to me she waz evil but in a diffrent way she waz a mercinary

  • I agree that it becomes what it spoofs at a point, and that lowers it + the pompeous soundtrack some places is a little too much. They should have stuck more to the "kick-ass" and funny moments.

  • 20000000000/10

  • best movie out there, hands down. its the best

  • 10/10 the truth of suer heroes

  • i actually loved the character kick ass, he was definitely the most relatable character in any comic book series

  • im glad i snook into this after I saw gay ass clash ov the titans

  • Whats the seaword? :S lol

  • @mike5368 its the c word, cunt

  • Movie sucks

  • u suck

  • woahh nice man!

  • Hit Girl didn't suffer any consequences?  really? I would argue that she did.

  • I loved kick ass!!! My favorite movie ever!!! It was funny too...

  • Ok, so...she has no consequences? But... [SPOILER ALERT] her dad is murdered right in front of her...

  • you should read the comic before reviewing a comic movie. this was review was week

  • The nightvision scene is prolly the best scene ever"!#% Shit I loved it!

  • yep 9.5 it was grate. + the trailer dident give away the bad guy a real plot twist in the movie for once

  • @BenW1991NE Except the movie pretty much gives away the identity of Red Mist straight away, as well as the bad guy, instantly. :P

  • Awesome action sequences. I jizzed several times while watching.

  • You're so wrong in everyway....