and how wud u know he has a wife, watch out everyone, RockmanYoshi might follow u!!!!! he will find out if u r married!!!! everybody hide ur wedding rings!!!!!!!
The ooooh almost sounded like the opening song and great switching words! I learned that in history for a lyric and switch words with countrys and vocab words that we learned into the song we pick.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEAT DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.
NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.
PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
What kind of weirdo spends his time in toy stores complaining about random toys? Doesn't this guy have a job? I'm staring to think he spends his time in toy stores because he is a pedophile.
@ilikewaffles49 For fucks sake, you said the SAME THING on his other video! Just how many times have you purposely watched his vids just to post that message, huh?
I was right about what i said before... You really DON'T have a life. Go buy a blow up doll and be done with it!
Me and my bestie just love that video and watch it all the time!! We crack up every time we watch it!! By the way guys if u read this comment pls come to our utube channel called barbiefreakout. Pls give us more views and subscribe!!!!!!!! We only just started but to get to know us we put on an intro vid.... Called barbiefreakout intro vid! It is the one with a girl with a crazy look on her face!! I luv ur vids Mick they r mad!! We might just subscribe!! Thanxx
so, your sister prefers oral thermometers, but your baby brother is too young for it and has to have rectal. So, your mom comprises. Anything wrong with that?
i wouldnt put that anywhere considering that i know that all "rectal" type thermometers say they have been "tested" before put to market, somewhere on the packaging. (which is prolly why no one but doctors buy them xD)
Arrrgh ya ready kids!?!
LordHelljackle 2 days ago
its funny cuz i have tht
Bellazza424 4 days ago
He plays music inside you just give him a squish
JaanWalie 5 days ago
@JeepersMedia it's definitely the thermometer that's the worst!
thehoosierfortheUK 1 week ago
Love the song he sings it made me crack up!!
pinkie5963CP 1 week ago
U stupid butt hole sponge bob is not gay and get a life
dopeyfather 1 week ago
I love the song he sings
RocksterABC123 1 week ago
He said he had a wife in pregnant Barbie video
majormana1 2 weeks ago
Spongebob oviously 0.0 btw that song was awesome
fr0stfish 2 weeks ago
Why would your wife marry you then have kids!! Kreep
camryn123456789 2 weeks ago
and how wud u know he has a wife, watch out everyone, RockmanYoshi might follow u!!!!! he will find out if u r married!!!! everybody hide ur wedding rings!!!!!!!
Skittles0123456789 2 weeks ago
i am girl so i hope i have no wife!!! dumb ass!!
Skittles0123456789 2 weeks ago
this guy lives with his parents and has no job or girlfriend, thumbs uo if u agree and comment, YES
Skittles0123456789 3 weeks ago
@Skittles0123456789 NO. And he has a wife. Unlike you.
RockmanYoshi 3 weeks ago
you insulted mi hero never make fun of him thumb up if this guy insulted sponge bob
Kevinknight1717 3 weeks ago
its funny how MR (CRABS) lives in bikini bottom
memo13ish 1 month ago in playlist Hilarious
Toushy Sponge!!!! it fails
USMLFUNE 1 month ago
I had the SpongeBob themonter, IT SUCKED.
JustAnEpicPerson 1 month ago in playlist Epic Fail
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Spongebob thermomotor is an entirely different kind of toy...
GizmoFan1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from JeepersMedia
SO FRICKEN COOL!!! NICE SONG MAN!!!!!!!
RANDOMYURI123 1 month ago
That dora one wouldnt be a bad adult toy...
TheFunnyvideostudios 1 month ago
spongebob is better than dora.
zeina199 1 month ago
This is funny eww i wouldnt buy that for my kids
mayrony85 1 month ago
awesomest parts: 0:35-1:08
thevideospy2002 1 month ago
hey im a proud owner of one exceppt its out of batteries i think
ShikamaruKerfiew 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Wow try singing that with a strait face XD
LilyMalfoy25 1 month ago
Next should be a Pedo Bear thermometer
MATRIX0MAN007 1 month ago
can i meet you in real life?
TheAngryBirdlover 1 month ago
i have one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEwillGUY100 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JeepersMedia
when spongebob comes over and takes bus pass
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
the rock just comes and kicks his ass
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
they turn him into a thermometor
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
he goes up your butt and gives it a cure
bubblez920 2 months ago
OMG NEW TOP COMMENT! UH SPONGECRAP? SPONGETITS?
RichBoy1925 2 months ago
too funny too funny
UltimateConnor 2 months ago
lol spongebob sex toys are funnier
DMAN4u2 3 months ago
is dora a dildo
MrBladidi 3 months ago
i'm sticking spongebob up my ass?! :O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Super1776Patriot 3 months ago 6
@Super1776Patriot all u have to do is give it a push
jdecker2014 2 weeks ago
haha
EmAndNina 3 months ago
are you redy to put this in your bikney bottom
0304isaac 3 months ago
This was made on my B-Day :D
CrazyVidBlog 3 months ago
I'll need some ball point lube to get that thing out of my ass..
misterampora 3 months ago
dora aqua pet is the worst
xavias255 3 months ago
who the hec dosent like spongebob all up un your friggin butt
omancool1 3 months ago in playlist More videos from JeepersMedia
First sponebob has a BIG BONER!
Second is Dora drowning!?
CLPRXfn4 3 months ago
im sorry but rectal usage of a thermometer is used on every newborn baby since it is the most accurate reading.
zerohdog 3 months ago in playlist Hilarious
this fall into the WTF? category...love it
mystycwmn27 3 months ago in playlist Hilarious
i think spongebob is bad!!!!!!!!!!!
FlamingSkulls1999 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahalollolololololololo
an9elass 4 months ago
Everyone who disliked this was definitely mothers who thought it was cute and bought it, rofl!!!!
XxUltimateCheshirexX 4 months ago in playlist Hilarious
inappropriate-o-meter:
on a scale of one to ten I give it a 98.6! XD
cgoodi100 4 months ago
I found one of those thermometers at the pharmacy
natvision20X 4 months ago
I have that.............. 0-0
VlogGuy90 4 months ago in playlist Most Bizarre Toys EVER!
@VlogGuy90 LMAO was it in yuur tush C;
HeyyBoiiWhtYuuDoin 4 months ago in playlist fail toys
HAHAHAHA!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND AND I JUST SAW THIS IN WALMART!!!
75flash 4 months ago
what next?
Mariorox10 4 months ago
of course they would want us to put his oversized yellow dick in our asses
killer8125 4 months ago in playlist Hilarious
this is hilarious!!!!! u just made my day dude lmfaooo!!!! I love the "he does oral or rectal which ever u wish" -almost peed my pants :D
LikeABoss1693 5 months ago
SPASTIC-BOB STUPID-PANTS!!
The09face 5 months ago
Dora is way worse!
GR33Nx13 5 months ago
That's a scary toy
GR33Nx13 5 months ago
hahahahahahahaha
TURTLEZRKOOL1 5 months ago
The names should be:
Dora Dick and Spongebob Schlong xD
dethklok745 5 months ago
wtf adam savage?
zekk0ut 5 months ago
you can put yt:stretch=16:9 in the tags so the video can stretch
THEkrazywolfie 5 months ago
KY Jelly?How about some lube?>>
zlordzyxxyz 5 months ago
dora is the worst
onehotmomma75 5 months ago
Eh… I think that the whole penis thing is a stretch on this one.
PushJWC 6 months ago
Lol
TheJaide123 6 months ago
best song eva lol
winta005 6 months ago in playlist Toys Dolls Funny Video Reviews
Lol
ilikefoodandgame 6 months ago
OMG MY MOM BOUGHT ONE WHEN MY COUSIN EAS BORN!!!!
iluvjayymonroe 6 months ago
Never thought you could get raped by Spongebob.
cheshful 6 months ago
Haha Spongebob having sex with ya Ass
cheshful 6 months ago
epic fail xD
TheBienchen22 6 months ago
both are the worst toys
Cocoabutter12311 6 months ago
i think they made that on purpose,:/
theskullkor 6 months ago
...hm...some prevert out there's thinkin'b"why not have both?" lol!
kinghereafter 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you think HIS version of the song should be the NEW song for the Spongebob show
kinghereafter 6 months ago
I absolutely love your videos XD
Dracosgal8 6 months ago 15
The ooooh almost sounded like the opening song and great switching words! I learned that in history for a lyric and switch words with countrys and vocab words that we learned into the song we pick.
AlbinoGuinePigSorrow 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JeepersMedia
potsters
kjw21411 6 months ago
at 0:53 it says "SpongeBob Squatepants".
kjw21411 6 months ago
He's gay I bet
johnsonldelta 6 months ago
press 3 for epic face
mrownage582 6 months ago
@mrownage582 yeah, press 10 to stop trolls on youtube!
SligLover09 6 months ago
Press 7 over and over for Osama's language...
Megaman33570 6 months ago
funny at 0:46
ferraogavin2308 6 months ago
WTF!
calebricketts 6 months ago
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggoooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt bitch
Xxtsoup18xX 6 months ago
:04
angeloruggiero57 6 months ago
that thing is omg ew
jipeanut666 6 months ago
@ADHD365 lol! I saw it at Publix! [a grocery store much like costco in florida] I didn't see the oral underarm or rectal use though.
Nuggetlover96 6 months ago
@tukootukoo Then why do you wach them?? By the way,great revew Mike Mozat!
2kbriannalia 6 months ago
OOOOHHHHH
Are you ready to have pain in your butt?
Aye aye Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye aye Captain!
Who tries to stick in you when you take a poo?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
When you're on the toilet he just sings to you!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
secretsith28 6 months ago 34
Lol at a jiffy lube in my town on the sign it said "Lube it or lose it".
xxtinykahunaxx 6 months ago
wh perves on you everyday you wish~?
spongebob squarepants!!
TheHenry2001 6 months ago
No. Who at Nick thought it was a good idea to make a toy you shove up your...
misterpooperman 6 months ago
DUDE!!!!!!! stop putting those things on the screen they r f'ing annoying i have exit out of them i cant take it i dont even want to watch them
tukootukoo 6 months ago
Wow, so what if you used it for your armpit and then your mouth??? Or worse, your rear and then your mouth??? Good review and funny too!
BlazeTheCat5362 6 months ago
The Worst is... BOTH
x3BabyDollzx3 6 months ago
Dude ur Amazing!
x3BabyDollzx3 6 months ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
obenrob 6 months ago
did u make that song up
sarahsamsyd 6 months ago
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f u mike gaay fag u r a fail u r like fail
latricia525 7 months ago
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Aria4988 7 months ago
@Aria4988 ionly srry
latricia525 6 months ago
f u
latricia525 7 months ago
LOL I loved the song!! and MegaLukelover song too!!
CrazyBiotchification 7 months ago
Aquapet is supposed to be used as a sex toy!
Justicar12 7 months ago
OMG no way :)
Borwneyes 7 months ago
AQUAPET! :D
Treeburner25 7 months ago
i love your accent when your singing the song it was hilarious
musiclover011298 7 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEAT DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.
NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.
PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
ilvmypony 7 months ago
OMG I GOT THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNG!!!!
Junostudios 7 months ago
pmsl that is just wrong and the song just added to my laughter. sponge bob takes the crap award lol
andr0gurl 7 months ago
SPOUNGE BOB THEMOMPANTS!
Darkfoxdragon101 7 months ago
Well i ve never seen larger vid title Honest
Tomm192 7 months ago
D:
vampiredivabarbie 7 months ago
Why do u buy these toys if u hate them or call them fail ?
spiderwaseem 7 months ago
dora is gay
sbobfan8 7 months ago
HAHAHA Look where its comming out from! XD
getylaso153 7 months ago
sqare pants is the wost
Amayagma 7 months ago
o gosh
GStar109 7 months ago
He's trolling your butt!
MagicCatPaul 7 months ago
Oh my god! Rectal?! XD
Herpderppsyduck 7 months ago
who woulda thought spongebob was that huge
xXinXtheXasylumXx 7 months ago
OH GHOD!!!!! :O i like the song tho XD hahahahah
12345totalcutty7 7 months ago
I think the Dora thing tops it off, because it looks like 2 different objects ;)
yippyoyo 7 months ago
ITUNES ITUNES ITUNES
darkitten1 7 months ago
i fucking have this o my god this is so fucking akward and i used it fuck
deathspine1 7 months ago
someone doesent have a wife
jacobfacob5 7 months ago
Frt
purplemoment 7 months ago
if you are a pervert,then come right to this! spongebob squarepants! HAHAHA
goodkid457 7 months ago
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Spongebob would sing it's the BEST DAY EVAAAAAAA.....over and over
Hahahahah Thumbs up because you want toooooo
Skaterboy2017 7 months ago
@Skaterboy2017 yeah. the best day to molest children
goodkid457 7 months ago
lol, i didn't know it was so big... XD
DuckMoonStarXx411xX 7 months ago
how was this related to saints row the third?
megagamer82 7 months ago
No MAtter were you push it Hes always smiling even if you do "bend over and give it a push x3"Lol Found IT as Funny as hell.
TinyTom9898 7 months ago
Y THE HELL DID THEY MAKE A TOY THERMOMETER THAT GOES UP UR ASS
riversulmer 7 months ago
@riversulmer ....Those things are ages old, textspeaker...
zorachild9 7 months ago
I don't know which is worse but they're both "insertable" (boing) as you said... -.-
Rufus5749 7 months ago
i have one of those
DarnLevel 7 months ago
I wish my **** could tell temetures
thegruntwhocould 7 months ago
spongey bob square pants RAPE RAPE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
monike2262 7 months ago
I SAY SONGEBOB
RubySBunie 8 months ago
mike it seems like your finding things wrong with toys.
dbaldwin4620 8 months ago
Dora lives in a penis o3o
SaraxBeara311 8 months ago
Haha, when Mike sings the song he sounds like a drunk Scottish man.
UltimateChimera60148 8 months ago
0:45 omg! so funny!!!!!
TheTadakatsu50 8 months ago
the worst toy would be the Dora one. Dora sucks in everything.
koatman01 8 months ago
EPIC
TheMysteryDrawer 8 months ago
Who pleasures you nicely in any place~?
Spongebob squarepants!
While he is in you look his smiley face~!
Spongebob Squarepants!
His super-long stick be something you wish~!
Spongebob squarepants!
Just drop it down low and stick it in, bitch!
Spongebob squar--- WHAT???
MegaLukelover 8 months ago 62
@MegaLukelover xD awesome ending lmfao
nahtricknah22biatch 8 months ago
@MegaLukelover lol XD
Nicstrixs11 8 months ago
@MegaLukelover lol that's true
ABMOZ99 6 months ago
@MegaLukelover Epic LOL XD
9LoveDog 5 months ago
@MegaLukelover hahaa this is defiantly going on my facebook page!!!!
Merlia1999 5 months ago
I'm sure Spongebob is excited to be stuck up your ASS.
doinyurmom101 8 months ago
SCOOOBY LUUBE!
paintBALLkid2822 8 months ago
What kind of weirdo spends his time in toy stores complaining about random toys? Doesn't this guy have a job? I'm staring to think he spends his time in toy stores because he is a pedophile.
ilikewaffles49 8 months ago
@ilikewaffles49
this IS his job. hes a toy designer
Ronniebear0812 8 months ago
@ilikewaffles49 For fucks sake, you said the SAME THING on his other video! Just how many times have you purposely watched his vids just to post that message, huh?
I was right about what i said before... You really DON'T have a life. Go buy a blow up doll and be done with it!
theholylollipop 8 months ago
Me and my bestie just love that video and watch it all the time!! We crack up every time we watch it!! By the way guys if u read this comment pls come to our utube channel called barbiefreakout. Pls give us more views and subscribe!!!!!!!! We only just started but to get to know us we put on an intro vid.... Called barbiefreakout intro vid! It is the one with a girl with a crazy look on her face!! I luv ur vids Mick they r mad!! We might just subscribe!! Thanxx
barbiefreakout 8 months ago
Prepare the Scooby Lube!!!!
BailsandLeigh 8 months ago
Funniest song of all time ! Loved it !
kevintheblacksmith 8 months ago
896 people are afraid of Spongebob's penis...
AlessaCorova 8 months ago
Why would I want to put something that's been in my ass into my mouth? The hell? Ugh but I have to admit your videos are funny.
Entertainedful 8 months ago
now that is fucking funny...
murf69 8 months ago
"ARRR ya ready to put this in yer bikini bottom?" Oh god... that had me nearly spilling my drink. Well played, davy johns
SvenOkonomi 8 months ago
i have that lol not kidding
gothicdawn05 8 months ago
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The Penis
Cak7712 8 months ago
The Penis
Cak7712 8 months ago
ahhhahahhahhahahahhahahha scooby luuubbeeee!!!!!
stardollmakeup13 8 months ago
How does a thermometer count as a toy? It was made by a toy company!? And KY jelly? All the commercials for that recommend that for sex! Lol facepalm
CurtisAlfeld 8 months ago
so, your sister prefers oral thermometers, but your baby brother is too young for it and has to have rectal. So, your mom comprises. Anything wrong with that?
phycophobic 8 months ago 2
I HAVE BOTH OF THOSE!!!
daisybrowndog55 8 months ago
OMG i have one of those!!!
daisybrowndog55 8 months ago
that stick is hes dick
amielstar1 8 months ago
i wouldnt put that anywhere considering that i know that all "rectal" type thermometers say they have been "tested" before put to market, somewhere on the packaging. (which is prolly why no one but doctors buy them xD)
EllenOfWater 8 months ago
eh i wouldnt even put that in my mouth wtf? i wouldnt even put it up my ass! gross!
angle057 8 months ago
switch the toys how to use them but keep the model then Dora the Exprorer is inside you..... if ya know what i'm saying :D
JefLegend 8 months ago
I GET IT NOW!!
cuz some kid told me once they lost thier ass virginity to spongebob
gurlzrool 8 months ago
skooby lube! LOL!!!!!!! XD
heath78039 8 months ago
spongebob(take this as 2 votes me and tori agree)
sarahlovesbruno 8 months ago
a rectal thermometer does not really qualify as a toy.
pochkaren 8 months ago