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  • Arrrgh ya ready kids!?!

  • its funny cuz i have tht

  • He plays music inside you just give him a squish

  • @JeepersMedia it's definitely the thermometer that's the worst!

  • Love the song he sings it made me crack up!!

  • U stupid butt hole sponge bob is not gay and get a life

  • I love the song he sings

  • He said he had a wife in pregnant Barbie video

  • Spongebob oviously 0.0 btw that song was awesome

  • Why would your wife marry you then have kids!! Kreep

  • and how wud u know he has a wife, watch out everyone, RockmanYoshi might follow u!!!!! he will find out if u r married!!!! everybody hide ur wedding rings!!!!!!!

  • i am girl so i hope i have no wife!!! dumb ass!!

  • this guy lives with his parents and has no job or girlfriend, thumbs uo if u agree and comment, YES

  • @Skittles0123456789 NO. And he has a wife. Unlike you.

  • you insulted mi hero never make fun of him thumb up if this guy insulted sponge bob

  • its funny how MR (CRABS) lives in bikini bottom

  • Toushy Sponge!!!! it fails

  • I had the SpongeBob themonter, IT SUCKED.

  • SO FRICKEN COOL!!! NICE SONG MAN!!!!!!!

  • That dora one wouldnt be a bad adult toy...

  • spongebob is better than dora.

  • This is funny eww i wouldnt buy that for my kids

  • awesomest parts: 0:35-1:08

  • hey im a proud owner of one exceppt its out of batteries i think

  • Wow try singing that with a strait face XD

  • Next should be a Pedo Bear thermometer

  • can i meet you in real life?

  • i have one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • when spongebob comes over and takes bus pass

    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

    the rock just comes and kicks his ass

    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

    they turn him into a thermometor

    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

    he goes up your butt and gives it a cure

  • OMG NEW TOP COMMENT! UH SPONGECRAP? SPONGETITS?

  • too funny too funny

  • lol spongebob sex toys are funnier

  • is dora a dildo

    

  • i'm sticking spongebob up my ass?! :O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @Super1776Patriot all u have to do is give it a push

  • haha

  • are you redy to put this in your bikney bottom

  • This was made on my B-Day :D

  • I'll need some ball point lube to get that thing out of my ass..

  • dora aqua pet is the worst

  • who the hec dosent like spongebob all up un your friggin butt

  • First sponebob has a BIG BONER!

    Second is Dora drowning!?

  • im sorry but rectal usage of a thermometer is used on every newborn baby since it is the most accurate reading.

  • this fall into the WTF? category...love it

  • i think spongebob is bad!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaloll­olololololololo

  • Everyone who disliked this was definitely mothers who thought it was cute and bought it, rofl!!!!

  • inappropriate-o-meter:

    on a scale of one to ten I give it a 98.6! XD

  • I found one of those thermometers at the pharmacy

  • I have that.............. 0-0

  • @VlogGuy90 LMAO was it in yuur tush C;

  • HAHAHAHA!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND AND I JUST SAW THIS IN WALMART!!!

  • what next?

  • of course they would want us to put his oversized yellow dick in our asses

  • this is hilarious!!!!! u just made my day dude lmfaooo!!!! I love the "he does oral or rectal which ever u wish" -almost peed my pants :D

  • SPASTIC-BOB STUPID-PANTS!!

  • Dora is way worse!

  • That's a scary toy

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • The names should be:

    Dora Dick and Spongebob Schlong xD

  • wtf adam savage?

  • you can put yt:stretch=16:9 in the tags so the video can stretch

  • KY Jelly?How about some lube?>>

  • dora is the worst

  • Eh… I think that the whole penis thing is a stretch on this one.

  • Lol

  • best song eva lol

  • Lol

  • OMG MY MOM BOUGHT ONE WHEN MY COUSIN EAS BORN!!!!

  • Never thought you could get raped by Spongebob.

  • Haha Spongebob having sex with ya Ass

  • epic fail xD

  • both are the worst toys

  • i think they made that on purpose,:/

  • ...hm...some prevert out there's thinkin'b"why not have both?" lol!

  • Thumbs up if you think HIS version of the song should be the NEW song for the Spongebob show

  • I absolutely love your videos XD

  • The ooooh almost sounded like the opening song and great switching words! I learned that in history for a lyric and switch words with countrys and vocab words that we learned into the song we pick.

  • potsters

  • at 0:53 it says "SpongeBob Squatepants".

  • He's gay I bet

  • press 3 for epic face

  • @mrownage582 yeah, press 10 to stop trolls on youtube!

  • Press 7 over and over for Osama's language...

  • funny at 0:46

  • WTF!

  • faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggooooooooooo­ottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt bitch

    

  • :04

  • that thing is omg ew

  • @ADHD365 lol! I saw it at Publix! [a grocery store much like costco in florida] I didn't see the oral underarm or rectal use though.

  • @tukootukoo Then why do you wach them?? By the way,great revew Mike Mozat!

  • OOOOHHHHH

    Are you ready to have pain in your butt?

    Aye aye Captain!

    I can't hear you!

    Aye aye Captain!

    Who tries to stick in you when you take a poo?

    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

    When you're on the toilet he just sings to you!

    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

  • Lol at a jiffy lube in my town on the sign it said "Lube it or lose it".

  • wh perves on you everyday you wish~?

    spongebob squarepants!!

  • No. Who at Nick thought it was a good idea to make a toy you shove up your...

  • DUDE!!!!!!! stop putting those things on the screen they r f'ing annoying i have exit out of them i cant take it i dont even want to watch them

  • Wow, so what if you used it for your armpit and then your mouth??? Or worse, your rear and then your mouth??? Good review and funny too!

  • The Worst is... BOTH

  • Dude ur Amazing!

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU

  • did u make that song up

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  • @Aria4988 ionly srry

  • f u

  • LOL I loved the song!! and MegaLukelover song too!!

  • Aquapet is supposed to be used as a sex toy!

  • OMG no way :)

  • AQUAPET! :D

  • i love your accent when your singing the song it was hilarious

  • OMG I GOT THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNG!!!!

  • pmsl that is just wrong and the song just added to my laughter. sponge bob takes the crap award lol

  • SPOUNGE BOB THEMOMPANTS!

  • Well i ve never seen larger vid title Honest

  • D:

  • Why do u buy these toys if u hate them or call them fail ?

  • dora is gay

  • HAHAHA Look where its comming out from! XD

  • sqare pants is the wost

  • o gosh 

  • He's trolling your butt!

  • Oh my god! Rectal?! XD

  • who woulda thought spongebob was that huge

  • OH GHOD!!!!! :O i like the song tho XD hahahahah

  • I think the Dora thing tops it off, because it looks like 2 different objects ;)

  • ITUNES ITUNES ITUNES

  • i fucking have this o my god this is so fucking akward and i used it fuck

  • someone doesent have a wife

  • Frt

  • if you are a pervert,then come right to this! spongebob squarepants! HAHAHA

  • @Skaterboy2017 yeah. the best day to molest children

  • lol, i didn't know it was so big... XD

  • how was this related to saints row the third?

  • No MAtter were you push it Hes always smiling even if you do "bend over and give it a push x3"Lol Found IT as Funny as hell.

  • Y THE HELL DID THEY MAKE A TOY THERMOMETER THAT GOES UP UR ASS

  • @riversulmer ....Those things are ages old, textspeaker...

  • I don't know which is worse but they're both "insertable" (boing) as you said... -.-

  • i have one of those

  • I wish my **** could tell temetures

  • spongey bob square pants  RAPE RAPE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • I SAY SONGEBOB

  • mike it seems like your finding things wrong with toys.

  • Dora lives in a penis o3o

  • Haha, when Mike sings the song he sounds like a drunk Scottish man.

  • 0:45 omg! so funny!!!!!

  • the worst toy would be the Dora one. Dora sucks in everything.

  • EPIC

  • Who pleasures you nicely in any place~?

    Spongebob squarepants!

    While he is in you look his smiley face~!

    Spongebob Squarepants!

    His super-long stick be something you wish~!

    Spongebob squarepants!

    Just drop it down low and stick it in, bitch!

    Spongebob squar--- WHAT???

  • @MegaLukelover xD awesome ending lmfao

  • @MegaLukelover lol XD

  • @MegaLukelover lol that's true

  • @MegaLukelover Epic LOL XD

  • @MegaLukelover hahaa this is defiantly going on my facebook page!!!!

  • I'm sure Spongebob is excited to be stuck up your ASS.

  • SCOOOBY LUUBE!

  • What kind of weirdo spends his time in toy stores complaining about random toys? Doesn't this guy have a job? I'm staring to think he spends his time in toy stores because he is a pedophile.

  • @ilikewaffles49

    this IS his job. hes a toy designer

  • @ilikewaffles49 For fucks sake, you said the SAME THING on his other video! Just how many times have you purposely watched his vids just to post that message, huh?

    I was right about what i said before... You really DON'T have a life. Go buy a blow up doll and be done with it!

  • Me and my bestie just love that video and watch it all the time!! We crack up every time we watch it!! By the way guys if u read this comment pls come to our utube channel called barbiefreakout. Pls give us more views and subscribe!!!!!!!! We only just started but to get to know us we put on an intro vid.... Called barbiefreakout intro vid! It is the one with a girl with a crazy look on her face!! I luv ur vids Mick they r mad!! We might just subscribe!! Thanxx

  • Prepare the Scooby Lube!!!!

  • Funniest song of all time ! Loved it !

  • 896 people are afraid of Spongebob's penis...

  • Why would I want to put something that's been in my ass into my mouth? The hell? Ugh but I have to admit your videos are funny.

  • now that is fucking funny...

  • "ARRR ya ready to put this in yer bikini bottom?" Oh god... that had me nearly spilling my drink. Well played, davy johns

  • i have that lol not kidding

  • The Penis

  • ahhhahahhahhahahahhahahha scooby luuubbeeee!!!!!

  • How does a thermometer count as a toy? It was made by a toy company!? And KY jelly? All the commercials for that recommend that for sex! Lol facepalm

  • so, your sister prefers oral thermometers, but your baby brother is too young for it and has to have rectal. So, your mom comprises. Anything wrong with that?

  • I HAVE BOTH OF THOSE!!!

  • OMG i have one of those!!!

  • that stick is hes dick

  • i wouldnt put that anywhere considering that i know that all "rectal" type thermometers say they have been "tested" before put to market, somewhere on the packaging. (which is prolly why no one but doctors buy them xD)

  • eh i wouldnt even put that in my mouth wtf? i wouldnt even put it up my ass! gross!

  • switch the toys how to use them but keep the model then Dora the Exprorer is inside you..... if ya know what i'm saying :D

  • I GET IT NOW!!

    cuz some kid told me once they lost thier ass virginity to spongebob

  • skooby lube! LOL!!!!!!! XD

  • spongebob(take this as 2 votes me and tori agree)

  • a rectal thermometer does not really qualify as a toy.