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reminds me of Tom Waits, but I love it just the same.
ffairlane57 11 months ago
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Wait a minute. You're telling me that Joe the plumer is making over $250k but he's going to be taxed more? Give ME that motherfuckin deal! I make $13,000 dickweed! Quit complaining. I think you're doing pretty damn well in my opinion.
brothermikefan 3 years ago
Suddenly compelled to don my socks and sandals as I hold onto Tex's love handles.
Ediot1962 3 years ago 2
Brilliant Tex. Keep squeez'n.
gordybuchanan 3 years ago
Notice how over Tex's shoulder is a tribute to the recent death of the great J.F.Wallace. If you don't want to take on that tome, "Infinite Jest," try "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."
piwg7494 3 years ago
I bet the man has Mercury Poisoning, or Durban Poisoning, or perhaps Joe Meek's Blues
DavidCJensen 3 years ago
I heard a RUMOUR that this guy may be the MONA LISA'S brother, and that he lives NOWHERE in particular, but loves to hang out on the DEVIL'S SIDEWALK begging people for money with the claim that he has MERCURY POISONING. And, when people pass him by without giving him any money, he badgers them by repeatedly yelling "SCREW YOURSELF UP!" as they walk away. Strange fellow...
steveguion 3 years ago 2
I hope he doesn't have GREEN MONKEY disease.
KnockoffNigeI 3 years ago
I think this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
oneildave 3 years ago
better than the g-man himself
megapenthes2 3 years ago
Cool.... Love the New One
JClapt0p 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha! Brilliant again, Tex!!!! This is hysterical!! Tex Skerball is my new favorite you-tuber!
bbscala 3 years ago
I think I spotted Tex on the up escalator...
sssheva 3 years ago
c'mon, Tex, turn it into hate!
ccyt 3 years ago