Die Hard 1, 2 And 3 In 5 Seconds

[Valuablebraathen568]

Sir, we found Bruce Willis with a box of empty viagra

Well I guess he..

*puts on sunglasses*

Died hard..

Yeeeeaaaahhh!!!!!

[mikeb1444]

yippie kay yay motherfucker

[gameandmoviefan]

DH1 YIPPE

DH2 KAY

DH3 YAY

DH4 MOTHER

DH1(HANS) FUCKER

*BOOM*

[elanorest]

yippe kay yay motherfucker

[Egon088]

parkway drive.

[dzonialucard]

0:23 loled like a boss

[yippiekiay961]

im gunna be the dick and say it, that wasnt 5 seconds!

[stephenng9]

Die Hard in 5 seconds on a 34 second long video.

?

[danstandish47]

this seems an awful lot like an insult to die hard, die hard is one of the greatest movies of all time and cannot be done in five seconds

[TheUnbeholden]

Perfect, explosion from the second, third and fourth film, and using each word of the famous phrase from a different film and finishing it off with a laugh.. bravo *clap*

[TheUnbeholden]

@airsoftTV95 .... Actually it was 20 second of clip, (not counting title and end credits) so thats 5 seconds for each Die Hard film (theres 4) you do the math.

[xDylanC]

Wtf was that shit? How do you have "likes"

[Strap1205]

Well not quite 5 seconds but - yeah - the story of Die Hard so far! ^^

[2332myke]

Wat die hard movie is the one with the aircraft carrier in, I don't remember ever seeing that 1 I don't think can any1 tell me

[rizwanmaq]

@2332myke

Die hard 2.

[GlitchesofWar]

That guy with glasses would be proud of you.

[mrmatrixpro]

34 sec motherfucker!

[Wattbo]

What fuck was that?? No relly wtf was that shit??

[ThePokekid78]

Press 7 for beat boxer/dog/beatboxing dog

[mazur87]

it's not 5 sec you idiot!

[durree22]

@mazur87 You learned to count the other day?

[mastaff84]

in 34 seconds

[BallzzzToYou]

This video is hard to masterbate to.

[nucktard]

press five to see a fire dragon

[brittanymichel]

press 4 to see JAPAN

[reverseblade]

Michael Bay would be proud.

[ClayTongues]

Why didnt you show the Death Star exploding?

[MrJman910]

@ClayTongues the death star is in star wars, not die hard

[babywithacrowbar]

@MrJman910 Ummm I think that was the joke.

[NotsoAverageHomeboyz]

that was 34 seconds...

[kowalski37]

poor

[imlost19]

34 seconds

[KleinkindPlay]

5 seconds?

[Kekkon3n]

This is the best action trilogy I can think of right now! 

[Walters78s]

0:23 is the BEST ever LOL :D

[pbandjt17]

ka-boom

[rkjdavis]

YES! That was awesome. Great job.

[MrBeagrie07]

John McClane Fucking Rules!!!!!

[huntermeign]

That's about right

[GranTruismo4head]

DH1 YIPPE

DH2 KAY

DH3 YAY

DH4 MOTHERFUCKER

*EXPLOSIONS*

[LukeMM95]

Simply AWESOME!!! So well editted and does exactly what it says on the tin ;-)

@GranTruismo4head More like...

DH1 YIPPIE

DH2 KAI

DH3 YAY

DH4 MOTHER *EXPLOSIONS*

[niptuck117]

@GranTruismo4head That wasn't Live Free Or Die Hard when he says 'Motherfucker.'

[GranTruismo4head]

@niptuck117 I know that

[niptuck117]

@GranTruismo4head But you quoted the video and said that he says 'motherfucker' from Die Hard 4. Just correcting you, in case you hadn't saw the fourth. Excellent movie.

[GranTruismo4head]

@niptuck117 its aight I won all 4 I like the first and 4th

[niptuck117]

@GranTruismo4head Nice. First and fourth are my favorites.

[Coolasion]

@GranTruismo4head Correction: DH1 YIPEE

DH2 KAY YAY

DH3 MOTHERFUCKER

*EXPLOSIONS*

[emagdali]

@GranTruismo4head nice. you spoiled the video :P

[IMmephiles]

@GranTruismo4head there is no "motherfucker" in DH4 u son of a b- *shoots himself in the shoulder*

[GranTruismo4head]

@IMmephiles There is a motherfucker its called Live Free Or Die Hard Unrated Edition LOOK IT THE HANS GRUBER UP

[randomdude32]

@GranTruismo4head Thanks for repeating that, I'm blind and deaf you see so you repeating the message in this video was really helpful for me.

[GranTruismo4head]

@randomdude32 I guess you met a good friend of mine then his NAME IS SIMON MOTHERFUCKING SAYS DIE GRUBER

[randomdude32]

@GranTruismo4head You err.... have issues.

[KayRHCP]

yeah not 5 seconds.

[TheUnbeholden]

@KayRHCP .... Actually it was 20 second of clip, (not counting title and end credits) so thats 5 seconds for each Die Hard film (theres 4) yeah... you do the math.

[KayRHCP]

@TheUnbeholden yeah and it totally manages the same effect as the original 5 second parodies and therefore is totally worth the compromise! oh wait of course it fucking doesnt

[FueledByKass]

ALAN RICKMAN!!

[murry001]

that was way more than 5 seconds

[callozin53]

wasn't that more than 5 seconds?

[gibsonpeter]

only a genious can make these videos !!! luv it !!!!

[Anthony755]

yeah... basically that

[ancientflounder]

Good job on this.

[chinangel]

I LOVE that laugh at the end.

[Busher50]

funny how Yippi Kai A MF is my xbox live Gamertag :p

[GlitchesofWar]

@Busher50 No, no it is not. Fag.

[Busher50]

@GlitchesofWar Yeah it is mate.

[GlitchesofWar]

@Busher50 I mean, it's not funny.

[Busher50]

@GlitchesofWar oh sorry.

[mrcheekyface1]

whats the ending song name!?! TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrLangbestur]

@mrcheekyface1 Summer in the city

[southroadowl]

pointless

[professionalkillergk]

@southroadowl you?

[JBsc007]

What is the song at the end of the video ?

[zoltse007]

what's this song name?

[GothChilde6969]

to those who complain that they aren't 5 seconds... go to that guy with the glasses .com and watch the ORIGINAL 5 second movie clips. THEY ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE 5 SECONDS, it's just easier to say it that way. Thank you, and good night.

P.S. youtube needs to fix that URL-in-comment error, it's starting to piss me off.

[bennyvalencia]

my favorite moment from die hard 2 is when the jet with no fuel on board crashes in a fiery, explosive ball of contradiction.

[chadbro97]

@bennyvalencia you are a genius

[hobihunxox]

@bennyvalencia i agree but then isn't it something to do with the fumes that had the effect? :)

[Bellicose9]

Hmmmmmmmm John McClane or Jack Bauer? UGH I can't decide!!!!

[chadbro97]

@Bellicose9 John McClane

[patje7]

Bruce Willis for President!

[TACOKITTY1000]

i liked the part where shit blew up

[shaun1354]

that was like 14 secs...

[DavidB0325]

John McClane: well that sorted it

[KazekageGodaime]

john mcClane for president

[JimmytheTexan1441]

Each movie got 5 seconds...use your brain.

[conradragzoff]

meh.

[Bigkumar1015]

not 5 seconds, but yeah, that's pretty much it.

[PunkAngel789]

Oh how i love die hard!

YIPPIE KYE EY MOTHA FUCKA!!!!

[hitlersucks101]

alan rickman, same guy who plays severus snape in harry potter, and hans gruber

[hitlersucks101]

i noticed a few explosions

[videogamer568]

what song is at the end?

[SgtSpeckle]

@videogamer568 Summer in the City by Lovin' Spoonful.

[UchihaItachi121Lives]

Are you guys really counting the seconds?

REALLY?!?!?! Can't you tell it's not 5 seconds long from looking at the length of the video?!?!...

YIPPIE-KAY-AY MODA FUCKER!

[BlueSpiritFire1]

XD someone likes seeing stuff blow up

[quellkoerper]

5 seconds each

[BardockTheOne]

14 secs

[LordMagtheridon]

@BardockTheOne its not the cont but the concept of 5second movies

[bonfusious]

you need to learn how to count

[BlowmeRAP]

someone needs a stopwatch.

[JDaragonH]

Yeah...that summarizes each of them pretty well.

[TheNoniii]

Just explosions! whoaaa!

[CodyZamboni]

very clver, very funny

[younggunsfan]

Yipe KAI YA Motherfucker.......BOOOOOOOMM!­!!!)

[gavwan69]

5 seconds....eh

[urbandisaster567]

@gavwan69 Dont be a smart ass, none of the official ones are in 5 seconds.

[sonicxlc123]

yippee ki-ya mother F***er Boom!!!!!

[TheDieHardkid]

Bruce Willis is the best actor to play that roll

[Thinkerstein0688]

that was crazy!

[swagger234]

die hard (the first one) and Live free or die hard were the best. the second and third ones.........weren't that good

[AlexBlend]

Die Hard 3 was utter crap comparing to previous DH movies - useless explosions during the whole movie and racism theme was so annoying

[AcomsRazor1776]

Whats the song at the End????

[poops1]

@AcomsRazor1776

it's hot town by ocean boyer

[3sim159]

sums it up nicley Ypipi Kayeee and lots of explosings = Die Hard lol

[rachael012321]

haha at 0.23

[isaac000016]

When someone says "thanks for wasting my " " seconds/minutes, I really wonder. Do they realize they're probably wasting more time bitching than they did on the video?

[Frozenrahul]

wot woz the point of this video?

[Frozenrahul]

is this wot u call 5 minz? ny way thanks 4 ma wasted time..

[chitownsuperfan]

@Frozenrahul go to tgwtg[dot]com and look for 5 second movies. thats where these come from. and its 5 seconds, not 5 "minz". None of the official ones are actually 5 seconds anyways

[PFCFitz]

that was badass

[LegoJamesBond]

no it isn't 5 seconds cuz it is each of the movies in 5 seconds

[TheGrumpyAmerican]

yipp-kai-yay,

madafaka.

[jewthunder]

whats the song?

[Nothingbutmagic1]

Summer in the City

[SirBearization]

Yippe Ki Yay mother fucker!¬

[bladerunner951]

I love McClane`s laugh at the end

[TechnopaganStorm]

YES! XD

That was excellent!!

[beejay4x01]

it was 15 seconds long 5 for each movie from 0:09 to 0:24

[ZanderArch]

Best 5 second movie ever.

Honestly.

Perfect quote to start it off, perfect execution of combining "Yippie-Kayay Motherfucker" from the three movies, then explosions. Finish off with a nice laugh.

I can't imagine anyone do this better other than using slightly better quality audio/video.

[igorfranklin83]

this question looks stupid but...

what means "Yippie-Kayay"?

[connorchapman1]

its not real words

[Pacalakin]

In die hard it pretty much means "your fucked. just get on your knees now and grovel and i might let you die slowly."

[AxelTheManly]

I rated this five after the first 10 seconds.

[nick03333]

way longer then 5 seconds

[Beagrie07]

John McClane fucking rules!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wilson27PT]

Yep!!! John McClane is such a bad ass!!!

[riki334]

@Beagrie07 All right!!! You're so fucking right!!!!

[Eldryzif]

0:23 - epic laugh.

[GangstaMikePL]

McClane wins anyway!!!

[Ramtough93]

If John McClane and Chuck Norris got in a fight, Chuck Norris would be made McClane's bitch

[playtogame]

You said it th other way around Chuck would of made mcclanes his bitch

[Ramtough93]

John McClane would find a way, Chuck Norris would get arrested.

[playtogame]

Chuck norris will miss with a roundhouse kick yet it still makes contact with mcclanes face

[Ramtough93]

John McClane would throw chuck norris off of the nakatomi building

[playtogame]

And he would land with Mcclane getting hurt

[Ramtough93]

Chuck Norris would explode leaving John McClane getting laid that night

[playtogame]

He would explode and not die with mcclan get laid by his own father

[Ramtough93]

McClane would get laid by Chuck Norris's wife and Chuck Norris would be road kill

[JamesHarper3]

When you're walking down an alley and you see McClane in the same alley,

turn the fuck around and run your ass off

NOBODY is better than John McClane

[Kesykana]

Blasphemy! Chuck Norris is!

[Clanknar]

Mclane>Chuck Norris

Jack Bauer> All

[igorfranklin83]

Mclane<Chuck "bitch ass pussy" Norris

Jackien Chan<All

[sm0k3t4g9in]

your a fucking idiot.

you said chuck"bitch ass pussy" norris was better than mclane. and that everyone was better than jackie chan.

you dont deserve to live anymore.

[msiterE]

jackie chan is a joke... spy kids is the sign of a dead career.. then again willis in cop out isnt much better

[Pacalakin]

i lost faith in jackie after spy next door

[TurtleStampede]

you just said that chuck "bitch ass pussy" norris was greater than Mclane and that everyone is greater than jackie chan (who is who i supose is who you were referring to)

Methinks someone is in need of a maths refresher, verily!

[JamesHarper3]

@Kesykana

I don't know, man.

Bruce Willis is pretty badass.

But as a fictional character, no one is better than McClane.

[sindobrandnew]

I like this one. I like it.

[Tommalicious333]

can someone plz tell me the end song?

[daxmiller35]

"summer in the city" by the lovin' spoonful

[RayManzarekGod]

EPIC

[will79502]

i like

now i have a machine gun ....ho ho ho

[mkkraze]

It's not funny when you can't even get it in 5 seconds. You losers suck at these.

[angel777lucifer]

Yippie-Kai-Yay MotherFucker!

[dtpd1]

That was fuckin stupid

[MyShinyDragonair]

BRUCE WILLIS FTW

[huntedbythedrow]

You summed up all 4 movies right there.

Kickass

[michaelmonutube]

Weak.

[Ericboy114558]

14 secs :D

[Lacho2k3]

fucking get over it, not one of the 'in 5 seconds' vids is actually 5 seconds long. shut up and appreciate it instead of bitching about it.

lol, i love his laugh and the music at the end

[motomaniac257]

Yippi Kai Ai MuthaFuc*er

[EarlyFall]

that was longer than 5 seconds lol