The Most Disturbing Aristocrats Joke Ever

[TheSoundwave129]

I think he just described the basic plot of A Serbian Film.

[EP1KCAMPER]

This is a Mel Brooks film compared to Creepypasta. I`m not even kidding, this is HILARIOUS compared to creepypasta.

[Mr343spark]

WTF

[joshua77771000]

this is sick and i now that you ken do better then that i hop that you do .

[RandomPumishumi]

that guy drinking tea must have been confused to see Doug do stop motion in real life.

[InFONE]

That was bland.

[iNonStopx]

This isn't even funny. Not at all.. Smh

[bobob0000]

I think the only funny part was slitting her throat since it was surprising, after that it was just kinda, yeah yeah alright whatevs.

[joshua77771000]

what on earth what on earth The Most Disturbing .

[Hyourinmaru8]

Laughed heartily. :)

[Adv3z]

this is quite possibly the least funny thing ever

[KingCobraJeff]

Not funny at all.

I can't stand whiny little bitches.

[Jokerhamil]

I paused it as soon as I saw the Nostalgia Critic. That's as far as I got.

[Thorain6117]

This is terrible, you're too queer for this to be any kind of humorous.

[cmanclan101]

what about the spaghetti?

[LegendOf666]

@NillerMann dude, bob saget did this joke! haha

[Mundy307]

hello nostalgia critic. havent seen you in forever

[Magdra]

I have never IN MY LIFE been offended by ANYTHING...I almost had to turn this off, I kept my unblemished record, but not by much

[KaptinKilla]

4:42 Oh, yes. the inflection and eyebrow movement is PERFECT!

[KaptinKilla]

2:04 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HUMMEL FIGURINE!!!!!!!

[MrLars1337]

Watch the movie The Aristocrats, it will explain the joke. Seriously a full movie about that joke

[doomfan12345]

Im not phased. Im pretty strong on the mental department.

[TheReddawn1991]

While I love a good "Aristocrats" joke, I didn't particularly care for the way this guy told it. In my opinion, he was a little too obnoxious, however, he did do an excellent job of making it incredibly offensive

[GODZILLA2915]

Family Guy and South Park are now put to shame and now look like family shows.

[shadowheartless9]

i just felt my innocence die ((0.0))

[MrNobody47710]

@shadowheartless9

Mine died years ago. It was after I watched a video biography on Jeffrey Dahmer.

[thesleepyweasel000]

.........

[SmellyZSalady]

0,0 amazing

[peopleshit144]

haahahha, It's a classic

BTW.- Im goin' to hell ...

[antisadism]

If I tell whether I found this one funny or not, would you guys respect me? And would that make me look cool? Because everyone finds this funny, so I would think that if I said I didnt find it funny, I would look like a badass rebel motherfucker! God im cool.....Kill me.

[buckybone89]

There's only two Aristocrats jokes I've laughed at. One of them was Saget's version. Congrats Doug!

[xRaineDropsx]

Okay...I hope I wasn't the only one who didn't laugh.

[LumiKuuro]

And this is the thing that inspired Srđan Spasojević to create: A Serbian Film

[Willcollective]

I have newfound respect for Doug now.

[IcedFire202]

:- The last time I ever told this to my friends.... YOUR GOING TO HELL!

[LedZeppelin775]

You would be going to hell.. if it existed,,

[bobanddavid90]

Wow, this was the first aristocrats joke I actually laughed at. And I laughed a lot. Good job, Doug!

[ningendaggermouth]

Attention whore...

[dirthotch1982]

Sorry but i didn't find it funny. Wonder how many takes this took?

[jarockstar27]

"OMG I'm going to he'll" yes....yes u are

[residentevilmusical]

Okay... can someone explain why the punchline is

"Its called the aristocrats!"?

i dont really get it.

[heatbucspies55]

@residentevilmusical

The idea is that aristocrats are supposedly very high class people, and all the stuff they did is just the opposite.

I know it's not much of a punchline lol.

[Zephyrrix]

@residentevilmusical, basically, Aristocrats are considered people of great wealth and high class. So even when they do disgusting shit like this, it's justify since they're after all,

"aristocrats"

[sikokiller12]

When i first seen this video (which is when i first heard of the aristocrats joke), that is the exact reaction i had 3:31 lol

[MaStErOfFeAr85]

Saget's version is worse.

[drpepper1132]

@MaStErOfFeAr85 no cartmans is WAY worse

[drpepper1132]

Respond to this video... cartmans is wayyy worse

[AIRJORDAN2387]

@MaStErOfFeAr85 no Gottfried's the worst

[CarlWarnberg]

I don't find this funny.

[dmccuddles17]

Man that was the most creative and well organized version of the Aristocrats Joke I have ever seen : ) So funny how his house looks very christian like until he tells the joke and includes Jesus and Hitler and so on hahahaha

[Pittsisamazing]

Thank god it's here. I screamed when I couldn't access it again on the site.

[residentevilmusical]

im sorry... i don't get it... can someone explain?

[sikokiller12]

@residentevilmusical

its a dirty joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians.. they try to tell the most offensive and disgusting joke ever. Usually it's unscripted but this is.

[Cryo5181]

What a great family night!

[TheSissellover]

ohmygooooooood...so disturbing!!!

[iamFuroshus88]

lmfaooo this is great!

[1236sason]

i laughed but i was disgusted the more i watched it i kinda wanted to stop watching but i could not xD

[toSTONEiGO]

so you got jesus fucking my daughter and the survivors of the holocaust with a menorah filled with penises...

[herakuzi]

blah blah...going to hell...stfu all of youse...XD fucking lames...lmao

...this version is pretty disgusting but I would put Cruger's track on the Lazy EP over this when we're talking depraved and twisted...yeah that track shits on this...

[plopmopo]

okay.... serious, this video needs its own hell for all the people who laughed about it... ._.

im in >_>

[finalfantasy8911]

1:01

"Nope, she's out of town a few days with the kids"

XD She's NEVER COMING BACK!!!

[SkittleE275]

My gosh, I've never seen anything so offensive and disgusting in my life.

...And I laughed. I think I'm going to Hell now. 0_0

[mrmannoobs]

I told this exact joke to my 11 year old little sister... does that make me a bad person ?

[ninjabastard2]

@mrmannoobs yes

[mrmannoobs]

@ninjabastard2 good.

[SkittleE275]

@mrmannoobs yeah

[molemanninethousand]

@mrmannoobs YES. Kill yourself right away!

[mrmannoobs]

@molemanninethousand yaaaaay lucky me.

[barb0720]

@mrmannoobs Only if you raped her while you told it.

[StanleyBradshaw]

Jason and Melissa. HOME MOVIES! :D

[ElGuerrillero8595]

I dont get the punchline, can someone explain?

[wynnefox]

@ElGuerrillero8595 There is a whole wiki page and movie based on this joke explaining the punch line. Originally it was ment to make fun of rich people. Now a days, it's just an opportunity to tell the worst joke ever conceived.

[Superfreaxx]

@ElGuerrillero8595

The Aristocrats is a disgusting old vaudville joke, that was written and performed at the expense of high class people, who typically frowned upon the working class people. However the joke by itself is not funny. Its up to the person telling the joke to make it as funny as possible, by inventing their own version of it and throwing in as many obscenities into the joke as possible. The funny part is not in the punchline. Its in the telling.

[THEteeenROX9GODesss]

like if u actuallly saw thu whole thang LOL

[alienalex37]

you have to be famous to do this joke (and less of an idiot)

[ryoshi100]

too much shit for one dirty joke...

By the time he gets to the punch line, I'm just tired of his voice

[Blasted9001]

1528 people (+1 now) are going to Hell.

[pierrevalois00]

this guy doesn't get it!!!period!It's not about gore & blood its about incest & obscenity inside a family .Point being that the aristocrats are immoral & obscene

[TTV5]

@pierrevalois00

I agree, but this version is about blowing it as much out of proportions as possible, besides the blood and gore serves the obscenity.

[ForTheLoveOfMina]

fuck doug, fuck !

[ThePersonChannel]

kinda sounds like the rooster teeth dude

[34thncrenshaw]

fuck this vid



[roryfitzpatric]

the joke is hilarious but these two are TERRIBLE actors.

[robocon2]

Better or worse than anything by Bennett the Sage?

[megadeth1056]

This is beautiful in the most fucked up way

[Ezekielpurger]

Christ, this guy can't even do a damn aristocrats joke without implementing his terrible voices and shitty tendencies that make me hate him in the first place.

[smooshpopper2]

@Ezekielpurger Boo-Hoo. Your life is so terrible.

[Anth150]

Thumbs. Fucking. Up.

[xXKissTehCookXx]

2:20

[whybag]

Always a classic :)

[FilmFTW1]

WHAT THE FUCK.

Good f*cking Christ (no pun intended), this has to be the most fucked-up thing since "The End of Evangelion".

[DeathByBlunderbuss]

Who is the other guy in the video? I don't think we ever saw him again.

[Curisite]

:O just.. :O

[Swonkneo]

Jesus fucking Christ literally

[ellikennyslove15]

hahahahhaha that was very funny! and I'm sure this man toke the "fuck in blood" idea from South Park! Classic! xD

[a4quanz]

that is the awesomest thing ever (sry to those offended)

[1805movie]

Doug Walker

[METALizAWESOME1]

O MY GOOOOOOOOOD THIS HAS 2 B THE MOST DISTURBING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

[DjUnDeadmau5]

Haha that could happen

[hunterofsilverralos]

I like this idea lol

[MJPriseCenter]

Year, it's disturbing, but at least it's stay at the script and a oral resume, not like a serbian film.

[Broezzz]

Ladies and gentlemen: The birth of Ask That Guy.

[killagangstaattack]

omg i was eatting pizza and breadsticks and i just couldnt stop laughing i almost choked holy shit that was funny and a must see for everyone!

[DRDFOX]

This was a comedic cake with so many different layers on which I am satisfactorily offended. Yummy, like eating any cake it’s good and bad for you at the same time.

[ellikennyslove15]

@DRDFOX You were just eating a cake right? xD

[Scheiblerfunk]

Its Disturbing but i laugh my ass up

[Scheiblerfunk]

It was clear by the start of his telling what he is going to say

[satinsguard]

I would pay to see this.

[NewSuperAvenger2]

OK...let me call the Joker and see how he feel

[TheAdmiralPancake]

Trust me, I can be more disturbing. I just don't want to be.

[Jurianug]

@TheAdmiralPancake I would love to hear your version of The Aristocrats. (not sarcasm btw, I would really like to)

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@Jurianug

For one thing, that's not a real Aristocrats joke. It's supposed to be ad-libbed. If I didn't have to ad-lib it, I would just quote Marquis de Sade.

[DRDFOX]

@TheAdmiralPancake I disagree. There is a long traditon of adlibbing the joke, particulalry for the the purpose of achieving the longest role with no repetition of any "act of depravity". But this just one route that has evolved since some unknown noneteenth century vaudeville pervert came out with it.. The craft in delivering this joke and any comedic performance is to carry off the joke successfully and there is no problem in scripting it.

[aquil37]

...this was more stupid than disturbing.

[DarkHeartTheEmo]

I need to see this act to damn funny.

[golfersamy91]

I'm so going to hell for laughing about this!

[Landofconfusion2008]

Epic Win

[Ryan2142]

Well done Mr. Walker. lol

[thebigcheif]

well played sir



[hauk93]

Ba bom pissh!

[blademasterryvius]

I like the faces the guy makes through out the video, I think my favorite is at 4:53.

[Canadiblue]

i'm watching this because it is no longer on tgwtg

[targsxis300]

i could fap to this

[M0VIES4U2]

It's better that Doug told it.

[Ohav1491]

"The aristocrats!"(drums)

[JokeBro]

i have the weirdest boner right now

[mertdejedi]

2:06 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ITS THE... THE.... devilish doll.

[BiggCaZ]

This ain't shit compared to Saget's version.

[dennisrossonero]

AHAHAHAHA....classic

[VascusGaming]

This was the greatest thing I've seen, heard and laughed at in quite some time.

[Shadownocturn789]

Made me laugh! lOL

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

That. Was. Amazing.

[TomPMelanson]

That was great!

[McJaeson]

Wow... lol. I've heard other versions of this, mostly told by professional comedians, but this one was particularly disturbing due to the fact that my name is Jason, and my little sister's name is Melissa...

[thatdudeinthehoodie]

@McJaeson well your both fucked 

[sikokiller12]

LOL this is fucking funny.. i love extreme humours.

[502nickster]

why is this guy's potential placed in this video, he should be in the big screen!!!!

[ctmeofy]

I wasnt offended by anything and i'm girl

[redgisugababes]

o que é que tem seres rapariga ?? ficavas - se fosses rapaz ?

[mytimton]

This is so funny

And the guy in the suit looks like Dan Snyder

[KTKomedy2813]

I wasn't offended at all! I laughed at every moment of this video, even up to the point Doug said that Hitler would come in with a violin playing Haab on the Gueiva Haba.

[Maglevspiritualgeek]

I guess that's how "Ask that guy with the glasses" was born

[TheSamstar3000]

Juggling severed heads ?!

[CincoDrums]

Where was the piss and incest? You can't tell this joke without:

1. shit

2.incest

3. piss

4. beasteality

5. blood

[CincoDrums]

@CincoDrums and I forgot to mention vomit

[rogerlawl]

@CincoDrums THE WHOLE FUCKING THING WAS INCEST

[CincoDrums]

@rogerlawl Actually, if you pay close attention, there is no incest in this joke. Unless you count intercourse with your wife and using your daughters sphincter as a passageway for your hand into her lifeless skull as incest.

[skeletonking1234]

it didn't become offensive until he mentioned Jesus f*cking the girls decapitated head, than I was offended

[stefundertaker222]

@skeletonking1234 Actually,he said that Jesus was assfucking her daugter's headless body....Classic.

[bushbasher85]

Don't worry Doug, you are going to hell but we're all going with you.

[GOODPLAYA20]

Wait, what the hell's the difference between force-rape and regular rape? Isn't the word "force" a little redundant?

[chadmanfraney]

I need to pray . . . and yes you are going to hell.

[Juillardl]

@chadmanfraney What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

- It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus

[chadmanfraney]

@Juillardl :I

[ornjoos]

@Juillardl i lol'd.

[Juillardl]

@ornjoos Good, you should of laughed because people just get so offended that they don't understand the joke part. Don't worry hell doesn't exist.

[haxor92]

oh hey the times when doug didnt suck.

[gitarguy06]

@haxor92 hey he is still fnyy, shut up

[haxor92]

@gitarguy06 nop he isnt

[golfersamy91]

I'm so going to hell for laughing about this!

[WonderfulLizardOfOz]

Oh, he's cool.

[supersoniche]

You're arrogance offends me and the rate just went up %20.

[GGORRO]

as that guy with the glasses would say: Sage....is that you?

[Rrtor]

I'm pretty sure force-rape is the only kind of rape.

[BugsnClovers]

Gottfried's was worse, but I liked the part about Elmo fucking the Cookie monster with the sharp part of a rake! Oh wait that was in my sick twisted mind not yours. Oh well see you in hell lol.

[Venomclaw123]

You monster. How dare you....juggle!

[herogna]

gilberts was worse.

[CliffDiverBOA]

Ummmm... where do I get my tickets?

[masterthehate2]

I'd also like to mention that the deadly sin of this joke, the final taboo of this joke... is using the word "I"

It doesn't work when it's a first person perspective.

[masterthehate2]

This is pretty bad dude....  I'm going to tell my version... I don't wanna turn my lt on yet but I'll record it later.

[Chesterhorse1993]

I'd watch that show

[Obliviongatekeeper]

If it isn't funny don't watch it.

If you think it's shit, get out, get a new sense of humor, and test it out.

If you think Doug Walker is not a funny man, there is something wrong with you and nobody cares about your opinion of Doug.

[theamericanmike135]

two words. holy shit

[volker136]

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!

[MrDavidclarson]

7:09 best part lol