The Personal Hovercraft: Honda's robot transporter

[pinchyobuttcheek]

how are you suppoed to go up and down stairs?

[MrTimothytim]

FFS why not allow such technology on the streets your stagnating human development damit!

[pavloncz]

But the question is... Will it blend? :-D

[nottinmatterz2day]

how does it work? what touches the ground?

[CheetahPowerz]

All you need to do is put the dildo up your ass, and then the other one in your mouth and then control it by blowing it off.

[Worldmusicrevolution]

I'm 21 and this guy has me beat! Great stuff. An inspiration to all.

[Hekezus]

maybe design a robot moving like that and able to pick up stuff from the fridge? x)

[mrcandyman55555]

use in your home? whos gonna use that to go to the fridge which is like 10 feet away. besides we already have something like that. its called a wheelchair

[ProudToBeMe13]

when it comes out all will become fat!

[chrisexon9]

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

[ts5111]

does it move buy air or a wheel! cos you can't see anything underneath

[earFront]

Such a brilliant technical effort, it's to bad that we have to put up with the sarcastic comments the commentator is making. So what if it is not ready for the roads, someday things like the U3-X may be out there helping people zip along the roadways. Why is Australian humour so negative about anything new and innovative? Does the mind of the whole country only know how to cut people down? Such a bullying attitude! If you don't understand it, make fun of it. A crotch & fat joke,...how original.

[camera146]

What about FAT people!LOL

it should fly at least ONE Flight of stairs!

[Devoti]

how to make the human body completely useless.... :/ don't like where this is going.

[delrappo]

look giant dildo

[laallaal75]

I love the narrator, hahahahahahahahaha!

[xOPTICxAMGx]

where do u get one of these?

[SixFootTallMidget]

America is doomed, well at least we have more freedoms... oh wait we soon won't.

[Te4mTactics]

damn japanesse did it again

[blcoffm5]

CAn you buy these?

[ronak20082009]

two words: elevators and escalators..

[5swordmaster]

this is why i wish i wasnt asian... I bring the asian race average down.

[GoodChocolateGaming]

Walmart can do better

[john3252osk]

HONDAのスタッフはカッコイイ！！

[lilbohemian101]

I WANT A HOVERCRAFT!

[AlmatKos]

Жапондар жарайсындар

[multitaskingsoldier]

what the f did he say at 0:54

[Xxacorazadox]

Asu , con el tiempo la gente ya ni caminar quedra...

[WHATTHEPOOP99]

dam aisans why they so smart?



[RomL321321]

and then we get fat and that is the end of the world

[TheItachi207]

how about watch the whole video to see if there is a wheel

[iAmTheTG]

but will it blend?

[MapleLeafAce]

Fatasses in rolly chairs from WALL-E, here we COME!

[jackass134378]

lazy

[iDonteatorphans]

ITS 2011 WHERE THE FUCK IT OUR HOVERCRAFT?

[BadgerLaser]

what moron uploaded this video ? how does this qualify as a hovercraft? it's f*cking wheeled! its clever though....

and i agree with the comments about the idiotic commentary - why not some actual information about it!

[WUZIGULUHU]

only by the japanzies

[TheComputerZombie]

@WUZIGULUHU Toyota is Japanese Honda is Chinese :D

[WUZIGULUHU]

@TheComputerZombie is there a diference? 

[TheComputerZombie]

@WUZIGULUHU Yup

[WUZIGULUHU]

@TheComputerZombie ugg not really

[Stallionaire300]

The Narrator is a cock sucker

[shane69999]

@Stallionaire300

so r u... stfu u fucking cunt

[shane69999]

Respond to this video...

can i put my dick in it ... somewhere??? cause ill take 2 of them

[TheDavevecc]

@Stallionaire300 true story

[doghouse284]

That would have been even better if he had fall I would have been dieing but he did not but it is still cool I gess

[Blexine]

Hey kids, don't all get your little knickers in a twist about the narrator. It is called dry humour. You will understand that when you grow up.

[Bullardracing1]

What the hell is this?? damn fish heads have to build gay shit like this!! stop making things that no one will buy!! go get some pussy!!



[Rhiilynn]

@Bullardracing1 I doubt the Asians need a cat. they seem fine.

[CJ03041997]

In the feature we will be fat an we will travel in that thing xD

[alijameel98]

The idiot! Doesn't respect his employer's creation! he is not a reporter but a old criticizing buffoon. i would rather cobble and kick him out !!!

[inofaith]

Gotta love the cynicism in the commentary.

[zillaje]

does this thing actually hover? i didn't see any space between the floor and the "craft".

[fmpanic000]

that reporter is just jealous because he does not have a 6 figure income like those guys that actually do something with their lives instead of ripping into other peoples creations.

[DanielNebel]

i think we just entered the future

[YupImCharlie]

I LIKE THE REPORTER!

[ixiatacoma]

One word:

STAIRS

[6663000]

@ixiatacoma can you ride regular vehicles up stairs? no

[Devoti]

@6663000 that's what's elevators and escalators are for. no need for legs, just cut them right off.

[dlsbucur]

The truth is it's just a useless ridiculous piece of...machinery. The Japanese have way too much free time on their hands

[WilligisSchueler]

@dlsbucur no, it's really useful for example it could be a great help for older people or people who are unable to walk..

[alijameel98]

@WilligisSchueler u r right........correct

[markjason2]

@dlsbucur its use full. what a dick head

[Hesselgrennr1]

hehe, and i thougt the SEGWAY was Nerdy!!

[mrthebillman]

HONDA WILL RULE THIS WORLD!!!!!

[Nickmele27]

OMG HAHAHAHA did anyone else hear what he said at 0:17?!?!!?!?! lmaooo

[scottishkayaker]

but... will it blend?

[ftart]

There's a hovercraft but there isn't a cure for cancer!? What kind of world is this.

[TheNoisePolluter]

@ftart There could be a cure, but your not going to see it, because the whole medical industry is a business. Their idea is: " There's no money to be made off of healthy people "

[ftart]

@TheNoisePolluter Where in the universe did you get that idea? that's an awful idea to even think of, not to mention saying.

[MsHojat]

Why the hell does the title say hovercraft? This is not a hovercraft at all, it's a motor-powered unicycle with stability & balance control.

[hauruckabc]

how much does it cost??

[Jpoole322]

does this remind anyone of Wall-E?

[Blackdude48]

Everyone was small and some what skinny. Like to see US and our fat asses on that thing.

[dylcancan1]

i have a chair with for legs, that does not need a service. BEAT THAT

[bored1980]

Now if only they could make one that looked dignified...

[torreno31]

jajajaja k tonteria

[MrW1DEAWAK3]

@234watchinvideos By 'no one' you mean yourself right? Not everyone thinks like you or this wouldn't have been invented in the first place.

[bad2mx]

actually a lot of people like going about looking like they are sat on a toilet, they call them harley riders, they also like the sound of wet farts

[pretendosse]

holy shit!!

[DUGINFR3SH]

now u have to be tiny and aisan to ride

and a giant robotic f**k u to the obesity academic

[MrW1DEAWAK3]

@DUGINFR3SH You mean epidemic? lololol

[DUGINFR3SH]

now u have to be tiny and aisan to ride 

[trashcanalive]

They should include a toilet in it so that you can multitask.

[RedCodeStudios]

this should be a problem for American because a lot of people are fat in American or too stupid to figure anything out thats why i am glad i am not so much American.

[maikeru01]

I can not understand what the announcer is saying. he says "say hello to the future. the future looks like ___" I can not understand that word. i listened to it like 5 times. moonman? mermaid? I need subtitles for Australians. FLONGAFLONGKONG

[place910]

@maikeru01 the word was 'Moomin' a weird animal like thing from a children's cartoon

[DUGINFR3SH]

@maikeru01 sure is a mooman haha

[acidfriend47]

that is the stupidest thing ever

[123456789imthatguy]

@acidfriend47 tht thing is a display of the technology we have readily available today with a bigger scale model you could haul your fat ass around town .. and yet we still use gas powered vehicles ..give your head a shake

[phamjohnny11]

@1234Rcflyer honestly i know for a fact if it came out in the US ill buy it hahaha

[downinthevault]

in the american market . . . there may be a need for one of these for each butt cheek

[saf768]

when it did that beep kids he acutally said "FUCK YOU" ;D

[saf768]

:O looks so cute but can it go on roof surface like tiled floor or a CURB or off-roading-roboting :D

[phamjohnny11]

honda was bored

[agentsteell]

great..even more fat people! :P

[LotusDragon09]

I want to work in a giant office that uses these as chairs.

[looksintolasers]

needs handlebars

[CounterstrikeXxx]

i will never get somthing like that first its probably gonna cost like 10.000$

Second You'r back gonna hurt

[roboroschi]

I WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT !

[tylenator552]

its probly gonna cost like an absurd 800 dollers or something

[circutwolf]

add a milkshake maker and you've got yourself a deal but the real question is....WILL IT BLEND?

[Hentis2000]

how do you control it

[walkaway96]

this reminds me of wally...... 0.0 this is sadly our future..

[parker808]

that's what more fat people need...something that'll help them get fatter even faster.

[msstephany96]

ohhh come one now we cant fukin walk by our selfs!!

[alexmagno77]

the dream of the slaker

[jamjr1972]

@MajorOPayne from what i've seen....doesn't look to bad.

[Arthor32]

HOW DOES IT WORK!?!?!?

[wert1234188]

@Arthor32 Magnets.

[777neotamakachi777]

@Arthor32 Magnets dude.. we'll never know.

[beast123219]

Love this, but where do you get it in china?

[wheelsndealz]

why did they label this as personal hovercraft? just tryin to get views i guess. lame. cool product though i guess.

[Aneurin]

+1 interested in the technology, hate the commentary

[bibbisbibbis]

why the FUCK is such a fantastic product being in a show like this? :s

they are obviously pissing all over amazing new technology...

[Ihateu4real]

this narrator is fucking annoying with the stick he has up his ass and his posh accent. I bid his sarcastic bitching ass a well deserved "Fuck you." And he should shut up and find another job.

[vidform]

I have watched quite a few of the Genius videos and I must say, while I love the content of the stories they present, I absolutely HATE the reporter. He constantly criticizes whatever is going on in the video and is a spiteful, sour asshole. This guy should be replaced by someone who presents the story and just explains what we're looking at. This isn't the only time in which the reporter made snide remarks in a video. He thinks his shit doesn't stink. But it does. Fire him!

[airbag0111]

gorane javi se

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

this would be great with a lower back rest and two small support beam for the arms. this would be perfect for senior citizens, it looks light enough to carry up and down stairs even by those who may need to ride it.

[ho2sorellestupide]

Just imade a toilet bowl with this technology!!!

[TF141Afterburner]

in a Giant robotic Fuck You to the Obesity epedemic?

[sawyez]

LOL: "no not that excited, thats just the way the machine pulls at his trowsers" 0:18.

Not everybody is paying attention to someone's cock you gay homosexual reprter..-.-"

[doGruoY]

this is just so lame! i want a hoverboard!!!! ;-)

[fsxaviator]

this narrator gives a shitty name to all British people.. what a prick

[happyking9]

they should program that device to shoot a steel dildo up your ass after 75 seconds of use

[panoulis20]

i can name 100 things( most of them custom made) that will carry you around and still wont get lisence to move on public roads, that doesnt make them stupid, its a cool innovative idea, i dont think they are expecting to make money out of it just show us a glimpse of the future,thats to the genius british shithead commenting this video,

[pencon61]

They should make a shitter on wheels while they're at it .You could cruise around while taking a shit .

[halowraith1]

what next? personal tiny sit on plane?

[backyardmechanix]

I Want One!!!!

[suusjuh123]

@backyardmechanix me too!!!

[fightbox4]

bet its sick going down the stars with it

[robbierunciman]

genuis

[macandfriends]

soon mall cops will ride these instead of segways

[thepat0994]

Nice but who need it??

[stevenapoleon]

Stole another idea from Americans again. When will Americans learn to shut off China and Japan from copying American technology?

Right now there is technology in the predator drones that will translate to home aircraft..personal aircraft. It will be copied

[klusek00]

@stevenapoleon some1s jalous

[1ITOPIA]

@stevenapoleon ,,U know what the Chinese say about copy right,,!!Copying is right! lol!

[l0ltoe]

Here called unicycles

[DrSalvador4]

holy shit now we can make claptraps!!!!!!

[Hebert6760]

Japan always ahead on american crappy technology

[bob95ization]

America should not be aloud to purchase the unicycle, with our obesity problem. No way.

[MissJonesBaker]

@bob95ization I'm more concerned about your literacy problem.

[zackdoc]

@bob95ization Speak for yourself, dude.

[000atom]

@bob95ization i agree mate but this will make the humans lyzyer and whole world wil be abesity but it's a good invention

[greenchoicemoto]

This is hilariously awesome!

[MachiavelliNZ]

OMG, want. Want. Want. How much are they? When will they be released world-wide? Want now.

[Naturepheonix]

wow the narrator is such a dick

But honestly people are too lazy to walk.

[ReignzOfBrainz]

Does that fucking matter? NO!!!

[jamialonnes]

so how much is this thing any know price?

[twlohaxemo]

did anyone else notice the boner joke? i mean really

[jobvindex]

Wow. They have invented a very expensive and unconfortable wheel chair

[Butterflyhugga]

can it go over cement?

[EARTHza323]

i want one!!!!

[BarryRoubaix]

That will be a superb piece of kit for people (like my wife) who have mobility problems.

[colindyvig]

Yeah....don't think that'd go over very well here in the states.

There'd be replacement claims up the ass when the fat fuckers here crush that thing....or accidentally get it stuck up their ass.

[Unibrow5000]

@colindyvig theres always room for a heavy duty version : P

[TheAspiringOne]

@colindyvig HEY! I take offence to that! Now then.. Where did i put that chair.. I was just sitting on it a minute ago..

[scheissaufGOOG2E]

@MyMaBiNoGi

every country is 100 years ahead as yours XD.and now go playing with your primitive v8 motors.

[SomecoolName1]

@scheissaufGOOG2E Right after I play with my V8 motor I'm gonna go play with my Black Hawk, who knows I might fly over your country. Anyone wanna grab the chain gun?

[jamjr1972]

Japan are in the jetson ages!

[Airsoft1R1Us]

@jamjr1972 illogical

[MajorOPayne]

@jamjr1972 not anymore

[rougeninja99]

@jamjr1972 soo what happens when we get into the jetson ages lol

[jamjr1972]

@rougeninja99 America have a DROP Center there.....We already GOT IT!

[khalid6591]

@rougeninja99 the US government already have spaceship,s that travel between Earth and mars and other planets but if the people know the truth they will go crazy .

[offroadingisgood]

@jamjr1972

All your base belong to us

[jamjr1972]

@offroadingisgood My comment was actually a GOOD one! Japan love My People so i love Japan!

[WierdMcJabber]

@jamjr1972 there past the jetson ages.....

[jamjr1972]

@WierdMcJabber "IT WOULD BE NICE IF JAPAN WOULD BE A BLESSING TO THE WORLD AND USE SOME OF IT'S TECH TO HELP "THE POOR COUNTRIES HAVE A BETTER CHANCE TO LIVE!" "LIKE WE ALL WANT TO LIVE!" "I WISH "AMERICA WOULD BE A BLESSING TO IT'S PEOPLE!"; "LIKE IT TRIES TO BE TO "OTHER COUNTRIES!" "WE ALL COULD HELP EACH'OTHER LIVE GOOD LIVES IF WE WANTED THAT!" "I KNOW I WOULD GIVE ALL MY TECH AWAY TO MAKE EVERYONE GROW!" "I WILL THINK OF SOME'THING!" -"EVERY'ONE SHOULD GROW THERE OWN FOOD FOR THESE LAST DA

[Game4Power]

@jamjr1972 IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU STOPPED "TALKING IN CAPS AND USING QUOTES" EVERY "OTHER LINE"

[jamjr1972]

@jamjr1972 

[ujayet]

Gimmi gimmi!! Fat people stay away at all cost!!!

[adamstreetboyz]

Thats is so freaken lazy -.-

[trailsrtrippy]

HAHAHAHA not that excited thats just how the machine pulls at his trousers hahaha

[supercs2006]

me want

[alexgrinkov]

remindes of "the IT" in south park

[kiwidukey]

how much do those cost

[DNHRobot]

it does not hover btw

[MegaFracture]

@DNHRobot do you have one?