Karl Pilkington On Ricky Gervais' Siamese Cat

[Apanzon]

Naw, Karl is jealous. :_

[livingdeadgrl18]

@cat885 Haha I like how your username goes with your comment.

[jonanice]

when he said about a cat being fine whilst it was left alone for a month, then said well 'it had lost an eye'... i well lol'd

[cat885]

the cat is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!!! What is wrong with having a caft?!?!?!? Cats are awesome!!!

[ferretyluv]

@cat885 Karl is just an idiot. Like, I think he fits the clinical definition of an idiot.

[sappattack01]

CONGRESS TART!



[boogiebear64]

How can anyone be so upset at how someone else treats their cat? It is like he thinks Ricky loves Ollie, just to tick him off. This guy is miserable.

[livingdeadgrl18]

Ricky's cat. Do we need it?

[Tarka98]

"It had lost an eye when they got back... but, it didn't get hungry! hahaha genius.

[HopeVJustice]

@Tarka98 LOL that bits hilarious! I love Ricky's cat :D and that's so cool that Ross gave it to him i didn't know that (: .

[DafTacoustics]

ahhhh karls watching birds and insects haha

[Tilaron]

We had a cat called Ollie, he went missing in November :((((((

[ModestMojoVanishes]

Karl has missed his vocation - slaughterhouseman. He'd be like a psychotic pig in shit.

[tidalwavedave305]

It's annoying when someone doesn't like your pet. 

[BondGraceBond]

Karl i really like you a lot but if you dare harm Ricky's cat or any other cat i will be very upset!!! Cats are the best animals on this earth!! x

[chopin65]

I can't believe Karl. He's so old sounding and angry. Its just a cat. What is the big deal?

[mQtek]

@chopin65 i hate cats too, im 20

[Coc0pufffffff]

just how many cats did karl have as a child? "we got through loads of cats" hahaha :')

[ChristopherDone]

But if that cat wanted beer and donuts…

[AMY1213141]

Lolz

[0fallen0star0]

:)

[wr3stl3r]

Karl WOULD have shoes with Velcro on them.. 2:32

[Gnottason]

"It had lost an eye but it didnt go hungry", lol. so thats alright then. Ticko

[Dickie2shoes]

Gervais the millionaire still has a small fat-back TV in his room ?

[sirbestnameever]

thats not rickys house look at that tiny room and tv

[Floodlezoot]

I used to have a cat, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ruthyblakester]

dont like it, ha ha!

[SH1THEAD4000]

10 people are fucking retarded

[FAKEIDproductions]

:)

[StrongBadSE]

Happy Rickmas everybody!

[Daized2009]

TWONKS!!!!

[FeelinErie]

''You don't just stroke it, you massage it...'' XD!!

[butchersgreat]

Ricky told Karl that saying 'siamese' is racist should change the title to 'conjoined' cat ;)

[RussLBarth]

"I like my new house, but there isn't enough hair and particlized feces around the place, so we got a cat."

[TheRandyChimp]

This does sort of bug me. I've had friends say they don't like my cat and it gives me this bad feeling in my gut, cus I love my cat, and I don't get why they don't like her. Same with Ricky, you can tell when he goes "Oh, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!"

Just because Karl can't look after a pet without it drowning, getting run over, falling out of a window, etc.

[Sonik117]

Love how Karl says 'Wanted'. "If that cat wotted bear and doughnuts..."

[ElMufro]

Karl is so funny!

[Timmmmmyfy]

"i was surprised they hadn't payed for the little shit to go away with them on first class" Ahaha!

[Burnzi2]

Oh man i remember the stomach pains, sweat and tears i used to get every week after downloading these back in the day.

[JizzInYourSoup]

Ricky sent me!

[EducatorHQ]

at least ricky's not squezin your head!...

Sick of it...

[StrongBadSE]

You're an idiot. Play a record.

[VincentvanGhoule]

"Luckily Ricky's old cat died"

[PoKerFaceN1]

he is stressed out he is stressed out , ricky goes mental when he says that lol .

[TheEdgehead31]

"You'll never be a high flyer"

[HeathenLoveGod]

"It thinks it's It, the way it wanders about an' that" LOL

[shannybrunz]

we got through loads of cats, cuz we lived on a main road hahahahaha quality

[lewrah08]

1:35 lazy parenting at it's best.

[chinahands100]

u c that why i could never like ricky gervais..a fucking cat person.

[DethThrasher1]

@chinahands100 .....what

[chinahands100]

@DethThrasher1 hahah sorry i was drunk,cat people cant stand them.

[mackeymkay]

I love the fact that he's dismissing the cat losing an eye as something trivial.

[kbluebig]

I bought all the podcasts and watched an idiot abroad. Ricky and Steve are great but Karl is just amazing. Just the way his mind works is astounding. He really does not think the way most people think.

Just how in this video how he said he had cats younger but he kept going through them. He says that like its normal. ROFL

Its not normal to have a cat or dog just die after a few months or years and then you just buy another like nothing happened over and over and over. But to Karl, it's normal

[dash1988]

thats a shock apparently ricky likes stroking pussy

[Frodojo111]

"I like touching my cat"

[DuzAndyKnow]

I love Karl Pilkington. The show I do can be closest compared to Ricky and Karl. Not intentionally though. Andy is his own person and answers questions where I try to discover how ignorant he actually is.

I'm not saying my show is better, but I'm suggesting that the two audiences are probably the same and there is room for two kinds of similar comedy to exist. If you have some time, come over and check us out please, especially if you like Pilkington.

[941geminigirl]

lmao at karls cat story 'they feed themselves thier wild , it lost an eye when we got back but it didn't go hungry' :L

[941geminigirl]

lmao at karls cat story 'they feed themselves thier wild , it lost an eye when we got back but it didn't go hungry' :L

[MegaDanbar]

we got through loads of cats cos we lived on a main road haha

[Medication102]

Karl is jealous of Ricky's cat...Karl secretly wants Ricky to stroke his bald orange-like head...

[DctrNugget]

HAHA i dont like IT ... he thinks its it LMFAOO !!! :D

[fluenza]

"it had lost an eye by the time they got back but it didn't go hungry" lol!

[livingdeadgrl18]

@fluenza That's the most amazing thing I've ever heard. He truly is a natural born comedian and he doesn't even know it. The dead pan delivery, the pause...he's brilliant.

[guzsaj]

jaj lovely cat...

[bitingontinfoil]

The cartoon to this ep was PRICELESS! Steve @ the beach part was epic!

[sushimaster17]

its gonna last forever

[ElledieWildAndFree]

Of course he owns the joint,he's a cat!

[dimebag4lyfe]

it lost an eye lmao

[Furkin44]

I really like Karl, but his position on the care of animals is outrageous and cruel. I 've heard him speak about animals before and he talks about them as if abusing them would kind of be alright. (Go to the SPCA Karl and watch some of their videos, you might find you have some sympathy for poor animals.)

[LeilaniLad]

@Furkin44 I know he doesn't like dogs. He thought they tasted like fatty beef...

[izaccy]

@Furkin44 Havent u seen the RG show where he says

everytime an insect flied into the swimmingpool he would rush to there and try to save it from drowning

so there is one of his other outlooks on species

[Furkin44]

@izaccy Yeah I have seen that one, I thought he was so thoughtful and gentle with the bugs, but then he has this weird indifference toward cats and dogs that's unsettling.

[Fernyrocks42]

@Furkin44 everyone has their own views

[mattrsturbo]

" it had lost an eye before they come back, but it didnt go hungry " loool LEGEND

[SteveMerchantStalker]

i bet karl randomly filmed that pigion! lmao! xxx lol rickys cat drinks beer and eats doughnuts! lmao xxxx

[93BRJM]

Look at his head and laugh

[NayC13]

Lost an eye but it didnt go hungry LOL

[seethroughskin]

"Are you stressed out? Are you stressed out?"

[RazzaBeeDaSilva]

it thinks its it hahah asif it owns the joint haha

[ssull59]

it thinks it it...hahaaaaaaaaaa

[reservoirdog666]

I wear velcro sneakers lol

Should i constantly wear laced ones as evidence that i can tie em, or will i stick with the more convenient ones :3

[SuPeRPiiG]

luckily rickys old cat died hahaha

[rlgaf111]

"It had lost an eye by the time we got home, but it didn't go hungry..."

Hahaha. I can't stop laughing at that.

[zakkattakk89]

nice cat

[rtyrtyrtyus]

It thinks it owns the joint...

[Mistershlee]

we got through loads of cats as a kid, we lived on a main road! lol

[WiseGuy5674]

".....it lost an eye by the time they got back,,,but it didn't go hungry"..Karl, you funny bastard!

[andysanj]

Jonathon Woss.

[hardrockinhere]

"I like touching my cat!"

[Foxyon55]

I thought for a second that siamese cat , it ment a conjoined cat. 

[oasis4ever92]

he truly is my favourite person on the planet, shortly followed by ricky and stephen

[214Pixie]

Favourite bit at 2:10 XD

[vasqj2]

he lost an eye, but at least he didn't go hungry

[STRIMIX]

This lad is one funny fucker!

[morphiendo]

'it thinks its it, the way it wanders around and that

God I love karl

[TheKimdunn]

Karl has his velcro sneakers on.Haha

[ImSorryOfficer]

@TheKimdunn useful for prison.

[tomzablee]

@TheKimdunn

Sneakers? SNEAKERS?

Fuck off America and everything you stand for.

[TheKimdunn]

@tomzablee My goodness.All that anger over using the word "sneakers" as opposed to "trainers".Didn't realize youtube has self appointed lingo police.You,sir,truly are...wait for it...wait for it....an Idiot Abroad.

[tomzablee]

@TheKimdunn

1. You are clearly to stupid to pick up the sarcasm in the reply, not suprising though...

2. It's not "lingo".

3. Yanks shouldn't be here.

[TheKimdunn]

@tomzablee Oh Yeah...she said sarcastically.If it's not lingo,what is it?They're both stupid words that somehow make sense.One uses them to "Sneak" around in.At least I do.And yet one also uses them to "Train" in.That I don't.Effing limey.

[tomzablee]

@TheKimdunn

I'm not even going to answer that. Shit grammar, stupid points. You are literally one of the stupidest fucking people I have ever met. Mind you, you are a yank.Now fuck off back to "high school" you god-fearing, nappy-wearing, sister-shagging yank. Blocked,

x

[TheKimdunn]

@tomzablee Flunk the anger management class?Not to mention...never met you,don't wanna.Now go back to watching Dr.Who,insert thumb back into mouth...or any other orafice where I'm sure you regurlaly stick it...and have a nice day.

[TheKimdunn]

@tomzablee Now I get it.You're that guy who strangled his wife because she smashed his Star Wars toys.Explains ALOT.

[NiMur90]

@tomzablee You're clearly too stupid to spell 'too'.

[tomzablee]

@NiMur90

You are clearly too ignorant and boring to ignore an obvious typo. My god, what a waste of a fucking human.

[NiMur90]

@tomzablee You've got me all figured out....

[aelhoo]

@tomzablee I can't resist. Americans shouldn't visit YouTube? What? Three Americans invented YouTube--are they allowed to be here? What?!? . . . Odds are the computer you are using to post your idiotic comments was also invented in America. . . . Enjoy.

[YeahNigguhhh]

@aelhoo the first computer was british made

[DaGleese]

@tomzablee sir, if you are that ignorant to other culture, or indeed common courtesy then i don't think you should be on the internet, let alone youtube

i've lived away for 8 years, and have noticed very few people have patience for the english, because there are all too many people like you that make us all look bad

[tomzablee]

@DaGleese

That is the most generalised and stupid comment I have ever read. Moron. The fact you didn't even realise that my first comment was ironic just proves what a thick fuck you are.

[DaGleese]

@tomzablee judging by all comments youve posted since that, i think anyone could understand why people are taking your first post seriously. moron.

[tomzablee]

@DaGleese

Or perhaps it is because of the point I highlighted previously; the people stupid enough to reply to it are as stupid as you. moron.

[DaGleese]

@tomzablee you keep replying yourself! ergo you are just as stupid as the rest of us!

if you really deemed these comments to be stupid, would you actually bother to keep replying?

i wrote to you, because i beleive you were out of line, and your replies have only exaggerated my point.

moron.

[tomzablee]

@DaGleese

You are basing your replies around my comment which confirms what a dyslexic fucktard you are, and my replies have in now way 'exaggerated' how 'out of line' you thought I was.

Honestly. Read through what you've written. Actually do it. You are a complete fucking idiot.

Now you are right for once, you are too fucking thick to be worth replying too, so get blocked. Now fuck off back abroad you thick cunt.

[pornswordtobacco]

poor charlie the one eyed manc cat

[TheUnofficialTruth]

ROFL!

[seethroughskin]

ollie is so cute :D

[TheUnofficialTruth]

@seethroughskin

I love how he says He thinks hes it! hahaha

[TheRandyChimp]

@TheUnofficialTruth He says the same about that kid in the restaurant who orders sorbet. "He thought he was it!"

[LiamSwordsMedia]

karls outlook on life - 3:33

[bensimps123]

@LiamSwordsMedia a cat is karls outlook?

[sferb]

@Teedub19864 *high five* You, sir, have excellent taste in men! Or does K-man qualify as a fruit? Technically he's an orange.

[sferb]

I love this man. no homo. I'm a girl :D