Larry David holds up a mirror to my pathetic life

[j00ztube]

what's the advantage of that?

[UgoZg]

"It's just a lever. I'm using the ass as the lever to draw you in." Hahaha, my god...

[DonnyAJ1]

"I'm using the ass to draw you in...it's like a lever." LMAO

[alyse1969]

the ass is part of my snuggle! lol.....

[littlemisshc]

the ass is part of my snuggle

[GamerJamer]

Actually in the second season cheryl is annoyed because she's always the one to initiate sex

[MrPage2004]

Good night nurse. Good Night. It's just a saying. I've never heard of it. It's an old one. That's nice. It is. I know it is. Do you? Do You? I do. Good for you. It is good for me. Oh, you think so? I know so. I'm glad. So am I. That makes two of us. So you say. So I did. I like Larry's face during all that

[TheJackRayner]

Do you blame him?

[Bulldog22031]

my snuggle too always leads to sex

[VicSicily]

It gets the snuggle tighter! LOL

[brynjones11]

why not sex then snuggle? everybody kicks a goal

[goatbut29]

Larry is probably one of the greatest mirrors to human sociology for us all than anything else I can think of. His ability to nail the absurd angles of everyday life down is refreshing and mostly sad at the same time. We all have a 'Larry' in us somewhere, sometime. Hes the fucking best....

[stokie1999999]

@goatbut29 so true man the guy is a legend he hits every bloody nail on the head, we need a larry rule book on society then maybe we have a chance lol love larry and the whole jew conspiracy bullshit is boring they are just normal people iv done a lot of reasrech on teh subject. peace out from a british nationalist.

[LeeJHooker]

Larry David is, in my opinion the funniest man alive.

[setonend]

"Its a lever."

[sippindrank214]

Larry's hand full of ass

[saskiapanter]

Poor Larry, I hear it so much, women acting like this after a few years of marriage.I'm a woman and I really don't understand it at all. Larry is single right? Come to me man, I'll let you see not every woman has this opinion on snuggles etc. ;-)

[THEHORGANATOR]

@saskiapanter ;) ill snuggle with ya :D

[coke378]

@saskiapanter what about me lol

[Xnilb90]

I'm using your ass a a lever.

[genizot]

classic exchange between Jeff and the nurse ;-)

[KDSD86]

shes obviously not sexually attracted to him at all LOL

[VIDJACK]

amen.

[littlebull101]

hahah so true I love this show

[greg5566]

I really hate this about Cheryl. I like her except for her attitudes toward sex. How can you live with a woman that doesn't like sex?

[iHipHop]

@greg5566 She just doesn't like sex with him. It's evil. I'd be mad.

[lilHippo]

cheryl has a nice butt

[mkmand84]

The ultimate form of consulation HAHAHA

[coldrockdaspot]

I'm using the ass as a lever to draw you in bwahahaha...

[noonav]

"It's just a LEVER!"

[cowsfromspace]

"the ass is a lever" funniest shit ever

[comprehensiveboy]

'Sometimes you just want to snuggle and not have sex' Duh? I'll never understand women.

[DrFunk420]

Sex is the ultimate form of consolation...hahaha classic!!

[theivory1]

Everyone knows you cant snuggle without some ASS!

[stattttt444]

hahahahaha this guy is just hilarious

[EmXtraMoney]

good night nurse lol

[WorshipInTruth]

He is an assman.

[Cavster12345]

Does anyone know the name of the song playing during the jeff/nurse argument?

[phillyeagles217]

The ass MUST be part of the snuggle

[noldorian86]

this is so fucking funny i cant believe it xD

[firestartertwistedfi]

larry david is a genius

[Efferts]

"The ass is part of my snuggle"

WOW. Classic line!

[lemonsthemelon]

hahaha, ultimate version on consolation =D

[jerryhamer]

Haha, Go Larry, slide a finger down the crack of that ass.....lol

[ARTIFICIALillusion]

lol i love larry, when she asks him if giving lewis a kidney is gonna make him feel good hes just like "no, i dont feel good at all" LOL

[orangeorphan]

the ass is part of my snuggle. hahaah

[woohhaa]

The fact that you were alive to post that proves you have never been married.

[jewfishie2]

haha wat?

[flavoredwallpaper]

"I'm using the ass as a lever!"

[stokie1999999]

hahahahhaa larry is a stunner with luv from england

[SuperCosmica]

clearly your not married!

[jewfishie2]

obviously not... i like women too much

[Maddy4Me]

Haha how many times has that happened...

[b88104044]

jeff and nurse part is just ...stunning, hahahahahaha....

[starblinky]

lmfao funny.

How does he get away with this stuff with his real wife!? ha or does he have one

[Deadman6990]

0:42

Haha Larry goes right for the ass. Win!

[jaygravi]

"well that's the ultimate form of consolation"

[ItsForYourHealth]

love larrys face when jeff and the nurse are arguing

[plectrum34]

For any fans of the show Taxi out there,the nurse appears to be the actress who played Angela in a couple of very memorable early episodes...haven't seen her in a while,glad to know she's still working.

[jampt1989]

Haha this is like my life too!

[Jase291981]

Damn Cheryl is hot. Love to tap that arse

[AllTerroristsMustDie]

You're turning consolation into Sex?

That's the ultimate form of consolation.

BRILLIANT!

[Enerjiii]

Why the hell do women do this?! They bang like crazy until they get the man, then they never put out!

I'm a woman and I have friends who do this...feel bad for their boyfriends.

[TheGoldWatch]

We just like the chase. Everything after that is boring

[explodingplant]

i agree. it IS boring. i mean, who wants to have sex with a guy when there's 0 seduction? they bring you back to their place, you watch some TV, and then sex is expected. what a way to set the mood! my bf's tried to make out with me while family guy is playing in the background. that ain't happening. i ain't kissing nothing while listening to peter and quagmire have a conversation.

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

@Enerjiii I think she's right to an extent though

[Pomme843]

@Enerjiii It's the responsibility of the man to make the woman hot for him through wit and charm. I'm a man, so I should know. Too many guys who whine and complain about sex. The truth is that most people would have sex much more often if the conditions were right, but whining is the opposite of making such a condition. While women are inherently attractive, men turn into pussies and that's not attractive. Being attractive is ones own responsibility.

[Andreano123]

@Enerjiii The reason is that they lose attraction as soon as they "get" the man, i.e. as soon as the man starts taking her seriously.

[daTruChosen]

@Andreano123 That's why I treat 'em like I do; never faithful and never take them seriously. Women sense the detachment of a man who doesn't NEED them, and key to the "scent" of another woman on an unconscious; almost genetic level. The primal part of them is drawn to alpha males with "options", as they were in antiquity, because such males ensured the propagation of dominant genes to their offspring. Nothing has changed, which is why nice guys will always finish last with women ... ALWAYS!!!

[Dumptruck4Lif]

@daTruChosen it doesn't matter if you're nice, it matters that you have confidence and ease about things. Nothing will ever work out for you if act like a dickhead to try and impress people, anyone can smell a rat. Trying so hard in vain to look like your supposed definition of cool just makes you look like the complete opposite. Just be cool, dont be COOOOLLLUURRRGHHG

[daTruChosen]

@Dumptruck4Lif It's not, at all, a definition of cool ... it's the truth as I see it, based on my experiences with an assortment of so-called alpha females, and my friendships with good guys that I see, time and again, taken advantage of by such women. Experience has taught me that it just doesn't pay to be nice to women. If you're indifferent towards them, as long as you aren't some loser (and sometimes even if you are), there never seems to be a shortage of them who will want to be with you.

[Dumptruck4Lif]

@daTruChosen Maybe you should go after beta women then if you have such a problem with these alpha ones? From what it sounds like, the women you go after are bitches, and you shouldn't be going after those types if you want a healthy relationship and sanity. I mean, do you really want a relationship with someone that you have to have a secret identity around always? Or are you just trying to fuck these bitches, which I have no sympathy for your cause.

[Dumptruck4Lif]

@daTruChosen You could just be confusing niceness for neediness, and you're smothering chicks who don't want that.There shouldn't be any method to getting chicks, other than being yourself, and if yourself is a smothering creep, then yeah, I guess you should change that attitude. I mean, how many times has this actually happened to you? Are you exaggerating a few times into a whole slew of times? Or is it infinite amount of times this has happened?

[daTruChosen]

@Dumptruck4Lif This has never happened to ME ... I stated that I have witnessed it happen to others, and many times. I have, personally, never had problems keeping the company of desirable women ... for the reasons imparted (and rather clearly) in my previous posts. As vain as it may sound, when one possesses the rather potent amalgamation of looks, success and education, they tend to be readily acessible. I'm just not disposed to any emotional inclination to them, for I'm much too jaded.

[WalterLiddy]

@daTruChosen lol What are you, a peeping tom? You witness a lot of people engaged in foreplay?

[QuackyBear]

@Enerjiii Be my friend

[livelaughlovek21]

@Enerjiii it's simple. you're friends with whores.

[ANJ3LAH]

His wife is so, so sexy. i'm in a state of lust.

[reddemunn]

seconds scene has immense resemblance to a sour grapes exchange.

[2mnyshp]

well thats the ultimate point of consolation... GENIOUS!

[CelticReject]

'Whats the advantage of that'!!!

LOLOLOLOL

[BlandBoy]

"You're turning consolation into sex?"

"but that's the ultimate form of consolation!"

[millan112]

im using it as a lever

[Ricardilimon721]

I seriously have this happen everyday.

[svensmolio]

Larry doesnt wear a wedding ring?

[borat935]

they sleep with lights on?

[wtfirtreee]

Hahaha, I can really relate to this clip, happens every time

[olbleo]

rolgrolfrolfroflroflforlroflfl­roflrolfforl

[geisha62]

Me 2,but shes way to uptight..grabbing the ass always leads 2 sex?!blah!

[tableturns77]

I want a hot wife like that

[everdayzac]

"goodnight nurse"

"...goodnight"

[iHipHop]

"who needs this..."

[meetube2]

love to snuggle with cheryl forever...

[bobbystj]

would love to snuggle with cheryl

[rh7onda7]

the ass is a lever lol

[rabiddogattack]

Great title you chose, OLTJoe!