What we are

[NaciremaDreamz]

Im a keep watching this till it gets through my fat skull

[moonkick360]

This video was also made by a monkey,thus being highly hypocritical.

[jauk3]

MONKEY WHAT?? YOU MEAN APE

PLANET OF ZE APES!!

[BrianMonkpsychic]

Give the Man his award

[BrianMonkpsychic]

Hilarious! but ive heard it all before... whereas a Demi God complex usually develops after time, which is what he is doing.

[pyroman4477]

Chimpanzees are not monkeys, they are apes. Monkeys are not apes and they aren't even Hominoidea. You would need to go all the way back to Simiiformes infraorder before you get to monkeys.

[emelianenkoo]

@pyroman4477 Pretty sure you have missed the point of the video.

[CyberDurden]

I love this video! It always makes me smile.

[spadecufflinks]

huh?

[freddiebarry93]

most accurate video ever

[punchyouintheneck]

Bitch Bitch Bitch

[123SP33DY123]

Fuck white people!

[asfesesease]

@123SP33DY123 lol

[MrParamorevamp]

this video is hypocritical in and of itself

[callmeyang]

Bingo!

[gorgolyt]

Think you're smart monkeys? You nail a guy to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to each other for once, it took you a whole one thousand eight hundred and fifty more fucking years to invent the goddamn BICYCLE, and you're so amazingly primitive that you still take pride from MOBILE PHONES as a 'pretty neat idea', despite the vast majority of the monkeys being TOTALLY FUCKING IGNORANT of how they work or how to make one.

[MB3nt0]

@gorgolyt That's why technic is killing science. Might as well just have our thumbs sucked right back into the side of our hands.

[PrinceForte]

This was supposed to make me feel bad. I just laughed. Must be the monkeys.

[BrokenCDprodux]

@PrinceForte The only way it could make you feel bad is if you were stupid enough to believe in deities.

[imakethebeatgo]

monkey monkey....monkey

[Ps3GamerUk]

"Monkey Hive" Brilliant.

[magmablood2]

Needs more of the word "monkeys"

[ThreeCrowns]

everyone wants to be God

[kemup]

1716 monkeys don't realize they're monkeys.

[PekenoDre]

Haha this is epic, DANCE MONKEYS DANCE!!

[parisfaith]

wow I don't know we were some monkeys.

Oh My GOD 911 was inside Job

[stevejones223]

To really get how devoid of intelligence we are, look at the comments to this video... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. also devoid of a sense of humour methinks....

[Tsquared224]

He should of added that the monkeys watch videos about a how they are monkeys and these videos are made... by another monkey

[WupeViasco]

This video was made by a racist alien, fuck him, MONKEY POWER!

[plcarmstrong]

Speak for yourself! Ook.

[WuD573f070]

WE ARE NOT MONKEYS !!! ...........

[LiveInTheTao]

Wow... We're apes. more specifically human. Also this video is anti-philosophy and anti-cities and anti-scientific-naming-of-pre-­homo-sapien-apes?? ... thats counter productive to the progression of ape society. Obviously this video is plant propaganda designed to halt animal advancement.

[11trollhunter]

@LiveInTheTao no... we are all, ninjas we just think we are humans that think we are apes that like bananas, gods, and plastic.

[NasimATBird]

why monkeys hate being called monkeys!

[DCking14682]

We are not monkeys we are monkey aliens:)

[KP743X]

This monkey reeeeeaaalllly has too much time on his hands...and reallly needs to get laid.

[pedarikarhu]

@danaguesswho Guess what. There are tons of "missing links", and as soon as they find that "one link", two more gaps arise which require a "missing link". Your argument is ridiculous.

[kkarlamercedes]

why not

[pok282]

This guy doesn't know the difference between monkeys and apes :|

[pedarikarhu]

@pok282 Y SO SERIOUS

[pok282]

@pedarikarhu Because I can. And it's one of my problems. I can't take it when people get stuff like this wrong.

[pedarikarhu]

@pok282 I think you might have Asperger Syndrome, I know aspies who are just like you!

[pok282]

@pedarikarhu Sort of. Have OCD.

[BluePooSonic]

Bravo Bravo!!!!! Hail Freedom Of Thought. Hail Holy Evolution.

[DeliCiousTZM]

Wow i laughed my ass of

[Lenfunkel]

this is probably one of my favorite videos. ever. lol

[FoxKnightJ07]

For now.

[pacmink21]

@danaguesswho Stupid Monkey.

[sweYoda2]

We are now 7 billion :]

[TheWanderingDove]

@sweYoda2 actually no, we're at 6.98 billion

[CognitiveApprentice]

@danaguesswho I'll just pretend you're trolling and laughing hysterically at your own post, on the other end of your keyboard.

I'm mean, seriously? "Don't be a sheep and believe because they tell you it is so"? And yet you cite some of the oldest and stupidest refutations against the authenticity of evolution...

[keepcompletecontrol]

we saw a process of a man's hair receding.

[piercy6543]

this is sooo awesome and sooo very true :P

[Rode407]

Who made this video? a fucking monkey ?

[motorolarules]

I see there are 1711 'monkeys' in denial. Re: 'dislike'

[dgl1962]

This vid should be sent to everyone who goes to church.

[MrFufumann]

Wonderful Video, love it. Really to the point, thx! 

[ahyahyahy]

You're a monkey if you say you are. I sure ain't. I come from my human mother and father and we're created by God.

Another atheist trying to be a smart ass.

[lughcious]

@ahyahyahy

Atheists believe they're cute, and believe their faith that matter is creative, and that it created intelligence, is smart. Atheism teach children that life was never intended, and that if children wish to kill themselves, they will be rewarded with eternal unconsciousness which is awaiting them anyway.

[secondlang]

@ahyahyahy You just didn't get it... didn't you?

[dgl1962]

@ahyahyahy Think of your arrogance when implying that "you come from gods"

[dgl1962]

This video was made by a monkey

[Diablo3898]

@ahyahyahy Wheres your damn proof that god exists then huh?

[ahyahyahy]

@Diablo3898 If you can't grasp the universe in your mind, to see the whole universe. Would you be able to grasp God our creator? Creator of all? There are plenty of proof around you and inside you of God's work. The perfection of the human body, dna alone is astonishing, the universe, the macroverse and the microverse, everything within it.

[cutmonn]

Some people are dicks

[martinvaxjo]

Some of the the monkeys has become more intelligent and has decided to make a political network. It is called Intelligent Union and intelligent monkeys can join it.

[TheNEMKE]

monkeys have youtube!

[disrxt]

Is that Phillip Glass in the background?

[NasimATBird]

Great video. we used to look like monkeys, even now we still look like them 

[mrphamful]

HAHA they're saying that our ancestors are monkeys and we eats banana. so messed up.

[RaphaElBarrelLa]

I think this video holds an extremely shallow speech on what humanity really is.

"some monkeys think they got it all figured out" ? That doesn't sound at all like what philosophy really is, I think that sounded on the contrary quite ironical and contradicting. Moreover how can you really explain in such a shallow and short way what religion, culture, self-consciousness, language, and reason is ? No other animal has a language just to begin with. Do you really think we're simply monkeys ?

[kidzcrazy8]

@RaphaElBarrelLa the monkeys love to list all the things they think separate them from the animals

[RaphaElBarrelLa]

@kidzcrazy8 I think we are different than animals not in an gradative way but in a definite way. Animals are not simply "behind" us, they're only different, and although we have a bit of an animal nature we go beyond that. If you had a concrete idea of what language, or reason is you'd also think so instead of adopting such shallow cliches and misconceptions that are so common nowadays. Can you really say in one go that Humans are monkeys ?

[BenIsHybrid]

You fail to recognize the fact that you, the speaker, are also a monkey. Regardless of how "monkeyesque" we are, there is no way around what we are. We monkey around, if you will, because it's all we have. Even if we could harness our so called potential, what would come of it? Monkeys occupying more planets? Sounds just as callous as our current accomplishments if there in fact is no higher purpose.

[AKozlowski5]

I don't believe in evolution i believe in God,sorry.

[Diablo3898]

@AKozlowski5 As long as you aren't pushy its perfectly okayyy

[strangeaslife]

WE'RE GREAT APES NOT MONKEYS!

[CalvinDilbert]

monkeys in space lol

[Razmuz12]

I dont look like a fucking monkey!

[hairygiant0mk2]

Am I the only one who muttered ape every time he said monkey?

[ProTipd]

Penguin Cafe Orchestra- Music For A Found Harmonium

your all useless MONKEYS!

[ProTipd]

HEY BITCH ASS MONKEYS

what's the song?

thanks :)

[Lacktardo]

We have such an incredible brain, but yet we are so simple. Like monkeys...

[ShoutingParalized]

DANCE MONKEYS DANCE!!!

[MonkeyMindfulness]

I object to this video on the basis that we are apes. Dance, apes, dance!

[frozentrually]

You know those words that sound funnier the more you hear them? Monkey is one of them.

[mead187]

This guy makes some good points. As humans we waste our lives focusing on negative things which mean nothing in the big scheme of things. We need to get some perspective and stop destroying each other in this retarded world thats been created around us. War, Terror, Famine, Politics, Religion, Money - All unnecessary and man made

[Mohaichel]

your a monkey if you believe you are , im a human. not an animal.

stupid monkey

[Stormistery]

@Mohaichel If you understand what i'm saying, the animals are more "human" than us.

What they did wrong to make the world full of drugs and violence?

[TwoPoxGhost]

I thought only black people were monkeys

[lunarwench]

Great video! TERRIBLE BEEPING.

[thawdani]

i don't get it, monkeys who THINK that they are anew category of animal, denied the fact that they are just monkeys, its that simple.

[ShinigamiOni]

My sentiments exactly, good sir... Welcome to the planet of the apes.

[patrimacc]

dont worry we can sustain living the way we are for long

soon we will be overpopulated and enraged then thousands and thousands of us will die

and as long as only the weak and dumb die then that will be ok

[blahtoausername]

I like how he has complete dis respect for religion and destroys and destroys it in a sentence.

[graffitijak]

@blahtoausername Sorry, only intelligible sentences are allowed to be posted to this fantastic video.

[blahtoausername]

@graffitijak LOL. Then what are you doing making sentences in the comments section of this video? :p - Actually, I was making a sarcastic response to "Thesully94"'s comment below. Didn't realise I typed "and destroys" twice... boo me.

[graffitijak]

@blahtoausername I figured. :P I'm just an ass.

[inkmethod]

there were 1692 monkeys watching this video!!!!

[SleepySigh]

I love how the narrator says that people have potential while basically calling them and everything they do worthless.

[Thesully94]

i dont like how he has complete dis respect for religion and destroys it in a sentence

[pedarikarhu]

@Thesully94 You dont like it? Then go and pray.

[raxsade]

MONKEY minus K equals MONEY

[Larrytheturboweasel]

I like the message; however, classifying humans as monkeys was distracting. Homo sapiens sapiens falls under a different suborder than old world and new world monkeys. But please, don't let this discourage the intent of the video. I just had to substitute the word monkey (when appropriate) with ape. (monkeys falls under Primate but branches off in the scientific classification thingy ma jigger, haha)

[zmans12345678]

This is an example of a very cynical monkey.

[Anduy]

I remember posting a comment on this video 4 years ago, calling Darwin an idiot. I was a devoted Christian then.

Everything started making sense to make about 2 years ago. Darwin is now my hero and I don't believe in any kind of god anymore. Thinking back, I just "wow"

[empizzle8]

Cool vid.

[therealtony]

If we are so insignificant then why make this video? Why even think about things? We might as well just devolve back into our previous state when we had a smaller brain and we couldn't comprehend such complicated ideas. Ignorance is bliss right?

"When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me."

[pedarikarhu]

@therealtony This video makes you feel insignificant? Well, we cant help you with that.

[gjigjish]

1690 monkeys dont like this manokey vide0

[t3hsniper]

All animals like to be happy, and for a good reason, happiness(pleasure) feels good. A rat with a button that stimulates his pleasure center of the brain will continue to hit said button until exhausted.

[nvek69]

apparently there are1689 monkeys living in denial

[zasxaqws]

@StupidChannle lol ic!

[DJBludLust]

1:50

Is... Is that a dildo behind her head?

[zasxaqws]

@StupidChannle lol is she from canada?

[zasxaqws]

Thats what we watch in psychology class lol fun fun!!!

[TheRealZethM]

1,686 monkeys didn't agree with this video.

[SODAHAPPY]

Implying that anything relatively closely related to monkey is a monkey.

Implying religion lead to the hydrogen bomb

Implying all humans hate each other

Implying all humans don't like other animals

^ Is why I dislike your video

v is why I like your video

@ 2:00 bottom right.

[pedarikarhu]

@SODAHAPPY Implying that you must critizise this video with a super-serious mindset.

[Rouben]

This so-called "scientific" perspective on humans, I'm afraid, is no different than a Judeo-Christian religious perspective. Namely in that both aim to constantly belittle the human and put him down, making it almost their purpose to force humility and self-loathing into people. It works directly against life affirmation and leads to nihilism, as Nietzsche would argue.

[sortilegus]

@Rouben you put into words exactly what I was feeling without knowing how to express it. I agree we're all monkeys, but we're not all giant pieces of hateful shit, either. I think videos and mindsets such as in this video make people forget that, although we're animals, we're also capable of amazing and beautiful things, and our hate and fear probably stem more from our own ignorance about our emotional states than it does ignorance of our animal roots. If that makes any sense.

[BlTCHiMGOD]

In science, a theory is an explanation of observations. IT'S PROVEN. JUST LIKE THE THEORY OF GRAVITY!

And I'd like to point out that we're not descendants of monkeys, we share a common ancestor. We're COUSINS! Not descendants! You learn something new everyday.

[TheSalihsalloum]

Sorry but this thing here make no sense. So we were a monkeys? rofl. no we're humans!

[BlTCHiMGOD]

@TheSalihsalloum I think maybe YOU don't make sense. :) 

[TheSalihsalloum]

@BlTCHiMGOD

I think maybe YOU should shut up Mr.Bitch.

[BlTCHiMGOD]

@TheSalihsalloum lol

[BlTCHiMGOD]

Maybe you should go to grammer school. It helps a lot of people. 

[TheSalihsalloum]

@BlTCHiMGOD

Sure Mr.BITCH ! :0

[phorestpsy]

@TheSalihsalloum Wow you are a fucking idiot, we're talking Apes.

[TheSalihsalloum]

@phorestpsy

Look jackass, i haven't insulted anyone here i just said my opinion if its harm on you then get the fuck out you fucking asshole moron - You guys can never be respect, better if you get an ass kick with boot.

[MudnavI]

These monkeys argue about how they came to be, like it makes a difference. Silly monkeys.

[CoN0R115]

@TheMuffinbutter you didn't get the video's message : / He's not literally saying we're in denial of being monkeys, because we're not monkeys per se, and he knows it. The vid's more about human arrogance, and how we believe we're something other than one of billions of species of organisms. We think we're something else, which we're not, as he put it.

[evilyig]

@CoN0R115 Taxonomically technically we are still monkeys.

[TheMuffinbutter]

but boy is there a shit load of evidence that supports the theory of evolution

[crazysillybaby1]

what did monkeys evole from .

[emilybyinx]

@crazysillybaby1

Well, we'll probably never know, just like we'll never know if evolution is true or just a theory...

[pedarikarhu]

@emilybyinx This has to be the most fucktarded comment i have seen in my life. "We'll never know if evolution is true or just a theory..."

Oh my lawd im not surprised that you're from the US

[PaulWillikins]

have any of the people arguing about monkey vs. ape realize that they've become exactly what this video is describing?

[RachelHC]

@PaulWillikins That's why I'm kind of letting this one go. I never intended for my comment to be taken to f***cking seriously.

[shakahsul1]

Why are you arguing over Ape vs. Monkey? That is not the point of the video. Besides it is plainly obvious that saying Monkey over and over is WAY funnier than Ape. Dumb monkeys.

[RachelHC]

@shakahsul1 He was using poetic license. I;m fine with that, and thought it was funny. People are reading way too much into my ape comment and getting way too fired up over it.

[crazedmartinez]

watch?v=nVt8N5nNAQo&feature=re­lmfu this is what we are. :)

[crazedmartinez]

That is not what we are! this is what we are! watch?v=Bk7QbKGgsm8

[MrDanimul6]

Ancient aliens comes on tonight I think.

[c1ickc1ickB00M]

where is fucking suppur cunt! shut up and  give me my supper u do not know anything u sound iike sociologists we don't care about ur crap u even sound like ur rich u sactamonius wanker " people will alwayays do whats necessary kill urself so we have a intellectual base that doesn't include socialogists.

[tokaycolonygang]

Why the hell are apes and chimpanzies still monkeys dumb ass do ya think some day they will make planes and cell phones to lol

[jonThedrummerify]

If I could give the monkey that made this a trophy that meant something I would.

[crazedmartinez]

A fireman going home on 9/11 with a truck stuck in traffic got out and ran 16 miles in full firefighter gear to go save people and died helping people get out. a lady got stuck under a bus and 20 stranger came to help and lifted the bus up. a man with parlises can stand up for the first time in history. a lady with no arm can get a brand new one.so dont tell me the world is lost. wars have been going forever. people are doing new amazing things now. i feel pitty for this guy.he only sees the bad

[Wheelyboarder]

Are you an alien? Come here to study us monkeys, and tell your alien buddies about us?

[AdvExplor]

all points are true. what can we do about it

[oneirishpoet]

@AdvExplor be more conscious, more present to your true nature...notice the constant activity and chatter of the 'monkey mind' and then realize that's NOT who you are...and don't 'believe' in anything, beliefs kill people...and most of all be kind, namaste :)

[crazedmartinez]

@AdvExplor he says "they have so much potential if they only apply themselves" like if landing on the moon is the only big thing the world has accomplished . amazing things happen everyday! a lady lost her arm and now she has a brand new one! you can have heart implants now! water and food in places people were dying years ago. this guy only points out the bad. and i feel pitty for this man.

[AdvExplor]

@crazedmartinez well thats the only pic they could fit there obviously we achieved a lot of good but that's only if we apply our selves, things like war are very destructive but also leads to creation and even the invention of internet was evolved from something the US military invented but look at what we applied it to, the greatest thing in the world. there's definitely hope....

[crazedmartinez]

i feel sorry for this guy. hes lost hope in humanity. :(

[oneirishpoet]

@crazedmartinez or maybe he's just finally seen the light, and *hope* is just one more creation of your monkey mind, designed to keep you perpetually *believing* things will get *better* or something like that...

[crazedmartinez]

@oneirishpoet Is murder something new? how about natural disasters? disease? hate? is any of this something new? people have been hating and killing for centurys . are human beings lost? of course not. as long as theres still good and loving people in this world . the world is not lost because its been this way for thousands of years and love is all around us. its people that this guy that love to point the wrongs instead of trying to make the world better.

[davidskovron]

theres nothing to even argue here, hes stating facts just in a different perspective.

u guys ironically prove him right by denying youre related to monkeys, remember that part of the video? he doesnt mean lterally chimpanzees, hes just looking at human life with an outside angle. u guys are so weak

[Chalkzwo]

a clever monkey, you got to give it that

[AngelProductionsInc]

love it... good job

[milllosh]

I guess this guy thinks he's the missing link

I wonder if he can dance...

[Slide2671]

Bullshit. 

[123idontcareok]

horrible music choice

[Maliqati]

The top 2 posts show how ur a moron.

[PyroFire232]

1673 people don't like the fact that they are a monkey

[DramatisPenzionae]

and the monkeys feel alone, all SEVEN bilion of them

[theultimatetaco1]

@DramatisPenzionae this was uploaded in 2006, back when the population was 6 billion...

[DramatisPenzionae]

@theultimatetaco1, I know, that was to emphasize the exponential population growth :)

[phille22]

I'm such a monkey watching a monkeyvideo a monkey did..

[geronimo2900]

This makes Planet of the Apes make no sense.

[GoForBr0ke]

if we continue to live like we do were all fucked in the end cause our planet cannot handle this many monkeys, if we do find another place to go were just gonna fuck that planet too, humans are like fleas. II know it sounds terrible but a mass epidemic or a huge deadly outbreak of some disease happened, it would be a good thing in the long run.

[henrique88t]

1:50 thou shalt shit bricks

[reinman314159]

Best video on the internet

[Grafight23]

WOW! I didn't realize that we're all just monkeys.

Now I'm a believer!

[TheWillRogers]

hey hey we're the monkies, and people say we monkey around.