I sometimes fantasize about Gov. Christie making a great US president. So forceful, so confident, decisive and strong. Then I remember that the job comes with the world's most powerful military, and I think, well, maybe I should think about this some more.
Governor Christie is simply the man. I don't think there is a better way to put it. I really am so glad that someone like himself came along. Enough with the booming voices and big shoulders. Thanks for being a human being and for trying to set an example for the rest of the politicians. To top it off, the guys got moxy too. Thanks again for being a great person.
@jimisback I can make out the image of a young boy, his brow furrowed in confusion, clutching the hand of his father. "Who is that man, Daddy?" he asks as the hearse containing my bloated, lifeless body rolls by. "Who is that person they speak of?" The father will then lower his head and say, "There, my son, go the remains of Christopher James Christie, the most abominable lump of festering dog shit in the history of America. May the likes of him never again soil or tarnish our great country."
@btomgrant If I did die, the hell I would surely be sent to could not possibly be any worse than the bottomless pool of excrement I already paddle around in like some demented, shit-covered walrus. In fact, every time I hear my voice I nearly gag, and I think, "What the fuck am I doing? Why would i cut funding for special needs students, for aids patients, for a center for sexually abused kids?! Why do I only care for my own bank account (and other millionaires)? Why am I such a pig?!"
I sometimes fantasize about Gov. Christie making a great US president. So forceful, so confident, decisive and strong. Then I remember that the job comes with the world's most powerful military, and I think, well, maybe I should think about this some more.
mnhsty 6 months ago
lol - christie and cuomo to run a seminar on how to get things done... talk about bipartisanship at its best
pekkle0724 6 months ago
Christie vs. Cuomo 2016, be ready !
yadig2012 7 months ago
Governor Christie is simply the man. I don't think there is a better way to put it. I really am so glad that someone like himself came along. Enough with the booming voices and big shoulders. Thanks for being a human being and for trying to set an example for the rest of the politicians. To top it off, the guys got moxy too. Thanks again for being a great person.
spetro3387 7 months ago
I don't agree with all of Governor Christie's policies but he'd make a damn fine president.
bashfullashley 7 months ago
@bashfullashley He would. What specific policies, by the way?
MooseOfReason 7 months ago
Glad you're feeling well. And sounding like the leader you are.
jimisback 7 months ago 3
@jimisback I can make out the image of a young boy, his brow furrowed in confusion, clutching the hand of his father. "Who is that man, Daddy?" he asks as the hearse containing my bloated, lifeless body rolls by. "Who is that person they speak of?" The father will then lower his head and say, "There, my son, go the remains of Christopher James Christie, the most abominable lump of festering dog shit in the history of America. May the likes of him never again soil or tarnish our great country."
brian37671 7 months ago
@brian37671 And the son say's "Dad I think you soiled yourself"
jimisback 7 months ago
@brian37671 what is wrong with you?
btomgrant 7 months ago
@btomgrant If I did die, the hell I would surely be sent to could not possibly be any worse than the bottomless pool of excrement I already paddle around in like some demented, shit-covered walrus. In fact, every time I hear my voice I nearly gag, and I think, "What the fuck am I doing? Why would i cut funding for special needs students, for aids patients, for a center for sexually abused kids?! Why do I only care for my own bank account (and other millionaires)? Why am I such a pig?!"
brian37671 7 months ago