A Message From The Road

[slayerx2c25]

What was the song at the end?

[PinguTheG]

Funny as he'll when you coming across the pond jon? (Penis joke opportunity)

[emeemmy]

i thought he said corn! hahaha

[TheAwsumSammich]

The cristopher walken joke was funny!

[zion2train]

ORGY HELL YEAH

[zion2train]

this video, what the hell

[zion2train]

i fkn love this dude, hes the funniest

[MoldytoasterMedia]

half the stuff you said in this video is clearly not true.

[HysteriaGTF]

There's a differences between a black guy and a nig............ You left me in suspense What the Chainsaw!! lol

[deiomix32]

3:11 Yes please

[deiomix32]

I think he could injury a turtle. by using the guns from MC Vagina! OH Yeah!

[Coully90]

dude dont touch his porn...

[3DModelingToday]

A homeless guy punched me in the penis and stole my shoes oh yea



[ghostofandy]

Be in a town near me NOW.

[hahasandwiches]

Horse carcasses and shit. That sounds like an awesome show!

[Daydreamtomb]

I love how he does the stand-up routine :D



[Jack741100]

were you drinking?

[hahasandwiches]

@Jack741100 is it not obvious lol.

[Jack741100]

@hahasandwiches not really.... Usually when I'm drunk I fly off the wall and beat the shit out of a transvestite hooker :)

[SuperArschlex]

Thumbs up, if you are watching it in 2011!!!!

[Whybother316]

300 people can't injure a turtle with their fist

[kfijatass]

I find it creepy how you talk to yourself in some videos 0_O

[ksone714]

bring your dentist???? hahahhahahahhahahhaha why arnt you really famouse

[Creecher27]

2:47 i cried :)

[LOGIQInThaBuilding]

drunk?



[RobOfNeptune]

you talkin' to me? you talkin' to me? you want fries with that? right? yeah.

[1CoolDudeMe]

@WelcomemrWhatever Go fuck off; we all know you're lying. Why would your dad care how much subcribers you have?

[d0mhimself]

Does anyone know the song from 3:58 on? Very epic!

[cakecakecake1]

This is actually one of my favourite jon lajoie vids of all time, its so underrated too

[Jaremus]

I never had oral herpies. I hardly lived.

[Tralviss]

to drunl to understand the jokess

[nicholas911crawford]

I could probloly invite a turtle with my fist

[samyydeluxefan]

whaz the name of the outro song? plz :D

[Buttface1981]

@samyydeluxefan It's another of his songs called 'Pop Song'

[klingtonac]

@Rauschgift007 because they are gay...

[patrickpeppers]

A homeless guy punched me in the penis and stole my shoes...

[patrickpeppers]

A homeless guy punched me in the penis and stole my shoes...

[WailFin]

"Oral herpes"? You mean cold sores? (seriously, cold sores are caused by the same virus that causes genital herpes AND chickenpox)

[XerPlunk28]

DUDE DONT TOUCH MY PORN!!

[UserRelated]

I know im straight, but i find jon quite attractive...

[killianhennessey]

dammit, i wanted to go

[LRon2009]

@ SuperJackamillion...yep

[mersyturning]

boston

[RYNO2511]

the song at the end made me spit on my screen

[SuperJackamillion]

hes high as fuck

[berretaboy357]

jon's so manly, he still uses porn magazines and movies.

[M33F3LLALFC]

of course theres a difference between a black guy and a ninja how is that racist?

[jordanjcm]

@M33F3LLALFC how do you know the ninja is not black ? Or as I like to say, a coon.

[lordskully4]

What's the name of the song st the end of this video?

[bloodmonarcy]

dude i was at your CMU show and me and my buddies are still laughing about you telling that guy you didnt care he was a dude cause a hole a hole

[MarvellousBun]

@LunaaaEvelynaa44

maybe that's why because you write like a retarted....something

[MarvellousBun]

@LunaaaEvelynaa44

maybe that's because you write like a retarded something

[sydneybrittanytv]

...are you a retard?

[thdanny12321]

like if u think he was a little baked when making this videoXDD

[wendyp10]

I totally got laid a few days ago in Nashville. It was a...well didn't technically get laid. Let's just say a homeless guy punched me in the penis and stole my shoes. Aww yeah!

[RTruthFan90]

you could ingure a turtle with a fist u awsome!

[kittymimi200]

hahah gotta love his TSSt's XD

[89EzMoney89]

horse carcases?? that is some funny ass shit right there!!!!!!!!

[Onkills]

he Get Laid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

[TheFreeSkateRebels]

click the vidio and keep pressing the number 5 

[Nordwer]

How the hell can the Pop Song play at the end when it went out in 2010???

[peppers515]

@Nordwer that was only the music video. It was on the album which also has Cold Blooded christmas on it. and that video was on youtube in 2007

[DorianYT]

@Nordwer Because this song is in the "I Kill People" album, wich went out in 2009.

[skullja1]

@Nordwer its just good editing. the song was recorded in 2009 but uploaded in 2010

[name456vids]

@Nordwer pop song came out in 2009, the video for it came out in 2010

[Fitzy597]

@Nordwer he obviously added it in after...

[PigsOnATrain]

@Nordwer The Pop song video came out in 2010 but the song was on his 1st CD which came out in 09

[KyriAnsell1]

@Nordwer it was on his first album that came out in 2009 but the video didn't come out til 2010

[LukeKeister813]

@Nordwer all of the songs r performed before the video comes out xD

[MrTrollman96]

@Nordwer Oh my God you're RIGHT! Perhaps Jon La Joie actually owns....a DeLorean!

[justforthelulzzz]

@Nordwer

>___>

It came out in 2009, smart one.

[TheHavvoc123]

@Nordwer He made the song 2009, he made the video 2010

[Raithwall95]

@Nordwer he recorded pop song in 2009!

[cmoun5]

what kind of coffee would you like?

[WillXD117]

tom cruz much?

[matmanv2]

Your porn is gay?

[vinnypjohnson]

that christopher walkden impression was funny actually.

[newyorklindsay]

god damn this guy is sexy as fuck.

[MRxOMD]

I uhh totally got laid a few days ago in Nashville it was uh ha wasn't technically getting laid but lets just say that a homeless guy punched me in the penis and stole my shoes.. Ahh Yeahh!!

[Nighthawk42493]

COME TO CHAMPAIGN, ILLINOIS!!!!!!

[disturbaholic]

i agree it is quite gay if another guy uses your porn, and dead horse carcasses at an orgy I'M IN!!! 

[Oldboy2211]

right? right? riiight?

[irelandunk]

big tom cruise head on him :)

[chisp1210]

An orgy with horse carcasses and tennis rackets... lol.

[Bonez0r]

"I get tired of people talking about bad words and bad language. Bullshit! It's the context that makes them good or bad. The context, that makes them good or bad. For instance, you take the word 'Nigger'. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the word 'Nigger' in and of itself. It's the racist asshole who's using it that you ought to be concerned about. We don't mind when Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy say it. Why? Because we know they're not racists. They're Niggers!"

- George Carlin

[Jordo1900]

Pop Song at the end

[iLuvCake3]

The guitar in the beginning made me feel sad LMAO

[OldKoubo]

The "oops" at the end just killed me.

[internationalbaron]

He's high

[forgottentilldeath]

lol an advertisement told me i was the 1,000 viewer when there is 728,478 views haha FAIL

[Theekeyy]

ahahahahahahahah hes so funnyyyy xD xDxD

[SIESTUPENDO]

good parody of lame comedians xD

[Brawlian]

Most funny video he has made.

[seanstermc]

294 people can't injure a turtle with their fist and slightly injured.

[themarcshark]

294 people cant injure a turtle with their fist

[gilosan100]

ok lets citate a part of the video and get thumbs up

[TheOutsyder]

I'm trying to figure out which parts of this video are serious and which aren't.

[taborszernagy]

@TheOutsyder

yeah, it's always a difficult mission when it comes to jon's videos...

[SgtKolea]

he seems quite legless XDD

[haze598]

kill turtle with ma fists

[suckthis24]

Full on in love with him

[SlappyPwnsAss]

293 people dint get to touch Jon's Porn

[Mr5ar5ar]

He always lifts the one part of his mouth more that the other when he smiles xD

[moleman40000]

@Mr5ar5ar ikr its so hot

[blazinkccajun]

bring your dentist,...lmao

[name456vids]

293 mutherfuckers cant injure turtles with their fists

[fooshin]

293 people did not get laid in Nashville...

[brbbrb6969]

I love your voice, not only when you`re singing

[brbbrb6969]

I love your voice:)

[flunerClay]

tsss right? :DDDDD

[RandomKillingMachine]

Chris rock..... what a racist Bitch

[FellThaChill]

freedom!

[IReallyAmIronMan]

dead horse carcasses xDDD

[TheDARKKILLER24]

but your porn is awesome

[SatanMadeMe]

Anyone know of a guide how to cut the 'Aww Yeah!' out, and get it on my celly? I soooo want that ringtone.

[MarcusKellar]

Now he can sing. Never have oral herpes sounded so beautiful

[becksfeld]

I love your smile:)

[OsdarShady22]

O shit, he sings good

[TheImonlydoingthisto]

COME TO MEXICO!!!

[deinemudddaoida]

are you comming to europe some time??

[MetalHydroxia]

293 dont know what kind of coffee they want

[mrjackobs32]

Whos high!!! =D

[unbr4eakable]

@mrjackobs32 damn i am!!!!AND I AM PROUD OF IT!!!!!

[drummerson49]

i could probably injure a turtle with my fist

[thefallenuk]

what so chris rock can say it but i can't ?? thats racist man....LOL

[amaze2n]

fucking hilarious, he's obviously stoned xD

[JaamieFraaser]

and theres like tennis raquets lying on the floor n shit!

[scorpio123411]

i love airline food

[AliceMarr]

He is just too damn CUTE :P I wish he would do a whole song about the oral herpes :D

[Max4Beats]

That guy in atlanta was my dad

[therichardchannel]

I could probably injure a turtle with my first

[rendros88]

@therichardchannel god damn you're stupid

[Patr111k]

@therichardchannel ...with my fists you asshole

[lukasstrasser]

4:07 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[XBUmonk]

zzh...right?!

[MeXiCaNrEVa7x]

"dead horse carcasses and tennis rackets"

[Mike21908]

How high was he when he made this? :P

[TheInsanityIsland]

"i could probably injure a turtle with my fist!"

[angiethenative]

how the fuck do u pronounce his name?

[Uberlight2]

@angiethenative jon lojoie lol

[sinsemilla07]

@angiethenative

La-jwah

[XBUmonk]

@angiethenative there are many ways, but he always pronounces it "jon"

[Hadouken42]

A homeless guy punched me in the penis and stole my shoes :'(

[333ImOnlyHalfDemon]

Dude, you should come down to Binghamton, New York mother fucker.

[jakethesnake854]

That was the best Robert De Niro impression I've ever heard.

[lozzag13]

high or drunk, takin all bets!

[annumoi]

maybe i should start worrying about my mental health, i actually laughed my ass off because of those GENIOUS jokes! "are you talking to me"-part was freaking hilarious! or maybe it wasn't, maybe i'm just retarded

[juliamontreal]

I just started the Dawson Professional Theatre program,

just wanted to let you know that Barb talks about you all the time...

[taborszernagy]

@juliamontreal

What does Barb say about him?

[juliamontreal]

I just started the Dawson Professional Theatre progra,

just wanted to let you know that Barb talks about you all the time...

[knightmarel]

well....someone else's penis..

[BrandonSinkovich]

u look like the dude from total drama world tour

[TheSuperpickle123]

@BrandonSinkovich

He does too!

[trendkill243]

oh shit its taco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nickdolphins]

that was my birthday last year !!!

[nickdolphins]

"dude dont touch my porn!".. "hes so gay"

[sinsemilla07]

Right?...Right?....:)

lolllll

[KIDSPICETV]

BOSTON!!

[spencer0718]

This is BIG, i mean BIG, you know. like.. like someone else's penis. < HAHAHA.

[auscrawl]

Jon we want you at Melbourne Comedy Festival!!! next year in April !!!! Come to Australia.

[mahaLoLolo1]

i love: "Dude, don't touch my porn...DUDE!"

"I totally got laid last night... well, I didn't technically get laid, but... let's just say a homeless guy punched me in the penis and stole my shoes... OOAAHH, YEAH!!" "I could probably injure a turtle with my fist..."

the orgy part...

and the end song

[fitzeeel]

i love this video so much ... FUCK !

[ronnon100]

there's a difference between a black guy and a ni--- WHAT?

:D

[tazzystarfighter]

So like Chris Rock can say it but I can't? That's racist, Dude. Lol.

[napalm5k]

You want fries with that? Tss, right? 

[1vsme]

dude jon got hacked!!!!!!!

[Antonioxx81]

dead horses hahahaha wtf!! hahahahahaha

[silentstacker]

WOAH! 686668 views when i watched this! =D

[firespell60]

when r u comin to colorado u need to its all rap and rock we need you

[smokey21804]

Damn that was probably the best Christopher Walken** impression I've ever heard.

[Owazar]

let's just say that ... a homeless guy punched me in the penis and stole my shoes aww yeaaaaah!!!

[Rauschgift007]

@Owazar

why do some guys always get thumbs up for repeating parts of a video?