This Troper EP 70: You Need to Get Laid (TV Tropes)

[CalebTheTimeTraveler]

Any chance we can get a version of the "Just break your hymen yourself" quote without background music?

Honestly, you don't wanna ask why I want it.

[KaraMayonakaSora]

I had a comment, but then the conversation at the end sort of wiped my mind blank.

Oh right, rap.

What is it with nerds dumping on rap? It's not a bad genre (most aren't) but there's plenty of junk in it just like every other type. If you experiment a bit, you'll probably be able to find something you enjoy, like how I used to think I didn't like metal and then I just realized that I didn't like someone screaming at me and found instrumental metal instead.

But that requires effort, I guess.

[BluBoulzor]

These guys are totally normal. 10 % of the top alpha guys get 80 % of the available pussy. This is reality, no matter how you look at it. Whining about it is weak but meh it's the internet.

[Judex777]

VIRGINS WITH RAGE

[philosophy75]

Seriously, what's wrong with being a virgin? I rather enjoy it.Sex doesn't seem that great, anyway :P

[BluBoulzor]

@philosophy75 It is totally understandable and normal. You can go to ''Men goes their own way'' site. It explains how women are an utter waste of time and their only asset always has been sexuality. If you don't need the stupid drama and wasting your time on stupid shit, you can basically avoid any women in your life and be totally happy. Don't let society tells you what is good and what is bad.

[philosophy75]

@BluBoulzor Uhhh.....I'm a girl....but thanks for the advice, anyway ;)

[BluBoulzor]

@philosophy75 Fuck.

[philosophy75]

@BluBoulzor LOL XD

[razetora]

People who act like they're owed sex for whatever reason are usually asshats.

[osamabinmakinmecrazy]

1:08 CWC is that you?

[Octane64]

I really don't blame tropers for being this way, I blame the school system and parents. Our school system favors passive personalities over aggressive, leader-type personalities. Parents today shield their kids from the harsh realities of life, and they never build character,personality, or charisma, things needed to attract women.

[crabfight]

@Octane64

You need to get laid.

[Octane64]

@crabfight no, u need 2 get sum. Tee-Hee

[osamabinmakinmecrazy]

@Octane64 I blame all the PC hippies telling parents to only make their kids sit in the naughty corner instead of a hard, firm, swift belt to the face with the back of their hand.

[Octane64]

@osamabinmakinmecrazy wow dude, I don't like the current system, but in no way should we bring back physical abuse!!! I think your trolling me.

[osamabinmakinmecrazy]

@Octane64 Actually... It's my honest opinion. When I was a wee lad if I stepped out of line I'd get a firm smack to the face... It may not be pleasant, but it's a thousand times more effective. The problem with kids these days is that they don't respect authorities nor take the consequences for their actions seriously.

[osamabinmakinmecrazy]

@Octane64 and btw, theres a HUGE difference between physical discipline and physical abuse, im not saying take out a belt and beat them 20 times, i mean a simple spanking

[Sivart343]

Is it really that difficult to get laid? I mean, yeah, sure, relationships are hard, but they're far from impossible.

[BoonHAck]

Oh man, defensive ITG asexuals on TVTropes. I'm shocked.

[SevipersOnaPlane]

1:18 One of the guys from MGTOW, perhaps?

[SuperFlameRing]

Circle of life.

[giantrobots1122]

Any person who thinks he/she is entitled  due to being a nice person probably isn't very nice, to be honest.

[Hauuauuauuu]

omg i guess i'm kind of a bitch

[xfallenxxangelx]

>All women find me uniformly repulsive

>Every woman ever holds the exact same opinion

[loldude83]

Wow, these guys really need to get laid.

[ambrosiaplatypus]

Who did the cover of Behind Blue Eyes playing in the background? I really like it.

[Dipstikk]

I'm bisexual, and I know this about myself. However, I don't actively look for sexual relationships with people and I never really have. According to the general populous, I must be insane or something, but all the same, sex is not a very important aspect of my life.

It's not because I'm bitter, or due to social phobia. It's just a lack of interest. If I were to never lose my virginity, it honestly wouldn't bother me. I'm sure it will happen when it happens.

[EponymousKid]

@Dipstikk That's healthy, I think. There's no point in going crazy over it, and all.

[enoughtalkhaveatyou]

2:11 I pray to every deity I'm aware of that none of these chucklefucks ever see a vagina, and if they do that it bites them.

[Cadaurny]

@enoughtalkhaveatyou Well, I'm sure the original poster didn't agree with them. I agree about the two pricks who responded though.

[Garlannd]

Maybe you should shower and not eat so much greasy food fatass.

[momoandmiz]

By observing 4chan, I've learned that these guys call girls sluts unless they're sleeping with them. Anyone else? She's a whore.

Hm.

[mrpwase]

'I'm...seriously considering asexuality'

Fuck you you massive asshole.

[Delcat42]

Additionally, Relevant and Engaging Anecdote That Contributes the Most to This Article goes to "My sister said this to an English teacher once." Nameless troper, my life is better for having read this and you should feel good about the energy expended to make it happen.

[Delcat42]

At 2:04, above the highlight: "Holy shit, I love people with OCD, mainly due to the sheer fact that one of my friends has got it, and my favourite TV show is about a guy who's got it. (Monk)"

I bet you love people in wheelchairs because of Glee and love people with Vicodin addictions because of House and love people with AIDS because of RENT. People with devastating illnesses are so fun and wacky, guys! We're adorable normal-person accessories!

retitling to You Need to be Set on Fire now

[mastokeen]

It's /r9k/ all over again

[servbotno33]

GOD WHAT A BITCH

TRYING TO GET ME LAID, CHRIST IT'S UNBELIEVABLE

[tokyojesusfist]

@servbotno33 I wouldn't like it either. People should just mind their own business.

[bartov]

Behind Cheetoh stained fingers...

[Martinntoxx]

"You need to get laid"

Ladies and gentlemen,this sentence is the answer I have to all of the people who posted stuff that got featured on this show.

[FurryAR]

Isn't there a troping date system or something? Can't these starving creeps just meet with each other if they're so desperate to lose their virginity? I think they either enjoy being able to complain on the internet or set unrealistic standards for themselves grounded in their favorite anime.

[LastZeroLeft]

2:24 I thought that was Slowbeef at first.

[FurryAR]

@LastZeroLeft

Too rugged and masculine to be Slowbeef.

[inferno232]

Seriously, just use fucking "creigslist". That's why God created hookers.

[kapsi]

@inferno232 That's why God *invented* hookers.

[HomoCyborgZombie]

These people don't need to get laid.

They should never be allowed to breed.

They need psychiatric help. In the case of a Scientologist, severe psychiatric help.

[YoungNastyParsee]

that bitch, not having sex with the guy out of pity

no wonder the world is ending today,

[HaldoChan]

One of the things that bugs me the most on Tv Tropes is people say they "choose to be asexual". Dude, sexual orientation does not work that way -_-

[FurryAR]

@HaldoChan

It's like the word "asexual" has overwritten "celibate" in their vocabulary just like "The Dragon" has replaced "henchman" in conversation with normal human beings.

[EponymousKid]

I know people keep saying this, but seriously, "seriously considered asexuality"? You're talking about changing your sexual orientation like you're thinking of getting a new car.

But that's the thing -- he's got sour grapes about being a virgin and it pisses him off when people bring it up. Isn't that like the opposite of not being interested in sex? Or does he honestly think "asexual" just means "I give up"?

[TextheBored]

@EponymousKid In his twisted mind, I'm sure it means justification for never attempting to get laid or have a girl friend.

[Krauserowns]

YOU CAN'T "BECOME" ASEXUAL ANYMORE THAN YOU CAN BECOME GAY OH MY FUCK JESUS SHIT CUNT

[ShinyMarshtomp]

Goddamn Tropers going around thinking "Well, I'm repulsive to women, so I must be asexual right?"

Also the last one ugh. I've had a guy pull that line on me once.

[bikegirl2]

lol, i felt bad about losing mine at 16, lol in England it odd to be a virgin at 16..fucking losers!

[Protectorett]

@bikegirl2 For those of you who don't know, she's reffering to the fact that the age of consent is 16 here in Britain, FYI. (Britain welcomes American pedos)

[xxIreneCaffeine]

@Protectorett the age of consent in many states in america is 16. however, if you're over 18 and have sex with a 16 or 17 year old where it's the legal age of consent, it's still statutory rape. i'll never understand why.

[Protectorett]

@xxIreneCaffeine It's the law. It never makes sense.

[FuneralPartyAudio]

So these people who claim to be asexual... do they reproduce through budding or something?

[Writtenjustice]

I wish we could remove self-diagnosed asexuals from the planet

And these guys who feel entitled to have girls just for being nice make me sick

[Cartledge1989]

Virgins with RAAAAAAAGGEEEE

[Assasin2]

Yeah I'm so sure these people are "Nice Guys", that's the dumbest thing ever. WOMEN ARE WHORES BECAUSE I AM CLEARLY AN ATTRACTIVE NICE GUY AND THEY ARE REPULSED BY ME. I also love how sex and their virginity is such a huge deal.

Is being a Virgin such a horrible thing? I don't have a girlfriend or any sexual experience but that's never really bothered me.  I've had a crush or two on some female friends, but I don't consider then bitches for not sleeping with me.

[stalwartarjuna]

@Assasin2 - Being a virgin - especially a kissless virgin - generally implies being a failure in one's skill in social relationships, meaning that at some point one failed to make people unrelated to your family esteem you aoove common friendliness. Not very surprising when lifestyles like Charlie Sheen's are seen as the pinnacle of everything.

[Assasin2]

@stalwartarjuna I think that's looking to far into things. At least for me, I really don't care about sex or romantic relationships much. Would I like a Girlfriend? sure but I'm just not ready for a relationship and I'm sure a lot of others are the same way. Not all of us are social weirdo's or anything, we just don't have much interest in actively pursuing the opposite sex (or same if that's what your into) simply for the sake of having a relationship.

[DrButler]

@Assasin2 I wish more virgins on the internet where functional human beings.

[TheNotoriousMC2]

Once again people miss the fucking point of the trope.

The trope is supposed to be for angry characters being told that they need to get laid to ease their frustrations. Dammit tropers....

[GreatNegus]

"Just break your hymen yourself"

No comment.

[TacticoolOperator]

god IS THIS THE FUCKING LIMP BIZKIT COVER OF BEHIND BLUE EYES

[RomZomCom]

@TacticoolOperator

Limp Bizkit's fucking worse than this, why are you doing this

[EponymousKid]

Great, more "nice guy" posturing.

[WorldsFattestRobot]

smashing down through the barrel's bottom into a new land of barrels made entirely of tragic nerds masturbating in a self-loathing echo chamber, swallowing animes and joss whedon shows in a desperate bid to conquer loneliness and the pervading emptiness of a life centered entirely around geeky hobbies

god I just want to hug them and push out their eyes with my thumbs at the same time, it's so strangely infuriating

[YamiAura]

Wait. The friend is trying to get the poster at the end laid, but because she's not going to fuck him herself, she's a bitch? Dude, atleast she's offering to help at all, why should she demean herself by fucking a friend she has no romantic feelings for? Fuck those assholes.

Still, I can't be too hard on the guys claiming to be asexual. Atleast they're not trying to spread their genes.

[servbotno33]

GOD WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

ARE THEY HUMAN

[speyeker]

She's trying to save her friend from the miserable fate of dying alone and yet somehow she's a bitch? I'm sorry, but that's just one of the most sexist things I've read on this site. At least the original poster himself presumably doesn't feel that way. Those two responders, though...I mean geez, man....

[HudsonPAC]

Oh my god I accidentally listened to this whilst listening to rap. Now everything's wose than ever.

[fslpoon]

0:46 -- Troper has omitted his super awesome, slow-clap-inducing speech, yet chose instead to recount being called a nerd again and the your mom jokes. Wonder which part of his story is real.

[samuraikarasu]

Is there anything people on Tvtropes can respond to this with aside from "Yes I do" ?

[fslpoon]

@samuraikarasu

"I am asexual"

[samuraikarasu]

@fslpoon Oh jesus. The people who call themselves asexual just make me want to get waterboarded. "I'm not getting laid so I'll say it's a condition. Brilliant!"

[fslpoon]

Out of curiosity I searched TVTropes for "pity sex".  There is no such trope: too close for comfort maybe?

[Brainstrain]

How can I pity this horrid fuckups

[irondomokun]

Ladies, if you're not in a committed relationship you should be fucking every virgin you can find. It's your civic duty and is expected of all of you.

[SpecterM91]

Wow, that last one... Wow.

[Cerealbowl36]

I wonder why these people feel the need to tell the internet these things. Do they think people care?

[SpamNapkin]

1:11

Chris Chan?

[nhonho23]

@SpamNapkin

Chris Chan is 29 now.

I hate myself for knowing this.

[fslpoon]

@SpamNapkin

No. Chris Chan is virgin with rage, not virgin with BAWWWWW.

[Moondogg22]

Oh no, self diagnosed asexuality!

[CenturionRyan]

"considering asexuality"

Oh, hey, look. A troper pretending to be asexual because they can't get laid. I've seen this before somewhere, I think.

[OckSlayer]

I seriously hate these people. They think girls should have sex with their male virgin friends if they're not in a committed relationship (someone else's property)? What if she's not interested in him that way? I have plenty of single guy friends that aren't really my type that I want to see happy, and thus try to set them up with girls whom I'm pretty sure would like guys like them. Am I a bitch because I'm not fucking them myself? It's no wonder girls find these assholes repugnant.

[RomZomCom]

@OckSlayer

PROTIP: "Nice Guys" in general who whine about never getting pussy aren't "nice".

[Beatngubitch]

@OckSlayer What do you expect from Tropers? Most of these people are lolcows.

[NaziJesus]

@OckSlayer fuck me

[OckSlayer]

@NaziJesus I would, but I'm too much of a bitch. Sorry.

[NaziJesus]

@OckSlayer what a bitchy response

[GoldNCase]

BAWWW ITS SO IMPORTANT!

[HaldoChan]

I love how your voice-over people couldn't even keep a straight face XD

[mannimarco3]

I read this while having sex.

[RawrWolfie]

@mannimarco3

Oh cool me too, also I'm thinking of becoming asexual on tuesday and brag about how guys don't understand about my bisexuality and say I'm gay. Though I hate girls because they're gross and they don't touch me even though I'm nice to them. Why are the nice guys not getting laid and the stupid jocks get the girls? GRRR

[mannimarco3]

@RawrWolfie Probably because you stalk them too much with your badass longcoat, that tends to be nightmare fuel for girls :(