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  • What the? oO

  • freaking hilarious

  • Too gory. I thought it would be something about Picard muttering something like "Bananas are good for you, my dear cheesecake," in his sleep. Oh well.

  • 0:31

    Gets me everytime XD

  • OMG I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD

  • what the FUCK is that footage from

  • @evesira Lifeforce

  • Oh, A+ drop on the Lifeforce content. God bless your seed.

  • *Riker Grins* "Well, looks like I just got a promotion"

    . o O ("I think I'm going to be sick) *Worf goes somewhere to throw up*

  • I don't blame Picard. I puke blood whenever Wesley shows up on Star Trek too.

  • Yeah but this isn't even edited. This happened on the show.

  • The folks at Paramount should of made this the ending to both Insurrection and Nemesis. Both movies would of been somewhat entertaining if that was the case.

  • too bad this vid didnt have that naked chick that wanders around the entire movie

  • LMFAO i almost fell off the bed LOL

  • Not gonna lie, I almost did a spit take when it switched to that awful model.

  • senseless... yet funny!

  • *head explodes*

    "you're not gonna die"

  • Picard looked like a Ken doll.

  • LOL! that's fucking insane! And I actually watched that movie once.

  • Associate Producer

    WENDY NEUSS

  • that shit..is..fuckin CREPPY

  • This was me after about 20 seconds: "What the what the fff what what the fff what the what the whaaaaat". Also, crying with laughter.

    Damn these are awesome.

  • Aw man, I just watched the episode this was mainly based on yesterday, and toward the end I couldn't stop thinking of this video and laughing.

  • Lifeforce, oh that's an awesome movie. Speaking of which interesting little fact, the kiss Patrick Stewert shares with Steve Railsback in that movie is his first onscreen kiss.

  • @bubthezombie well it's not really a kiss

  • The clip from Lifeforce was fucking hysterical! XD

  • I like to think that his speech is what's causing Picard's headsplosion.

  • I had the same reaction as Worf

  • Life-Force? With Patrick Stewart playing a death scene? I've learned something new. I'll have to look up this movie. I thought it was some deleted scene that never made television.

  • Is that from an old movie or something?

  • I love that even the blood vomit's trying to get away from Wesley!

  • Oh man I just fucking lost it when I saw this lol. I figured that you actually took the time to make or buy a lifelike Picard head and did that yourself. The fact that it's from a real movie just makes it even funnier. Great job on these edits. They're so random but so hilarious if you've seen enough of the show.

  • worf is the funniest person in this series haha

  • Gotta love the title "Picard is losing his lifeforce while ensign Crusher remains optimistic" .. I'm not gonna let you die!

  • Riker: *thinks: I finally get to command!*

  • "youre not gonna die"

    *head explodes with blood everywhere*

  • Sorry Wesley, I think he's pretty fucking dead.

  • It's a shot from a film called: Lifeforce

  • lol and lol some more what the hell!

  • WHAT THE HELL??!! SOOO MUCH BLOOD!

    Riker's smirk = lol

  • LOL at Riker

  • jesus that wil weathon is one really crappy actor how in the world did he ended up in Star Trek of all places

  • Not bad

  • :D Funny

  • that is so david lynch

  • OMG this has me in tears. i think i just peed a little as well.

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  • You should've had Riker smiling...then he sits down in the Captain's Chair. lol

  • That would have been superb!

  • never thought i'd see a nod to Lifeforce in one of these. classic.

  • omgfffffffffffff i almost died laughing loooooooool

  • So did I...I'm crying lmao.

  • damn these edits are hilarious, I haven't laughed that hard in ages.

  • This is so fucked. 5 STARS!

  • where was that section where a picard doll is spewing blood from?

  • i think it's from an 80s movie called "lifeforce", in which patrick stewart had a minor part.

  • what chapter is this from?

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  • The scene with the blood is from the Movie Life Force.  Its about alien vampires who drain life energy out of people. Patrick Stewart played one of the characters in that movie.

  • Thanks for the info. That was crazy!

  • @amaris27 Thanks...I was wondering where the Hell that scene came from..I certainly didnt remember it in STTNG !!! LOL!!

  • @amaris27 Thanks I was just about to ask that question lol

  • That is from the Movie, Life Force. he is melting away into the alien woman.

  • Watched this three times today and still makes me laugh till it hurts.

  • Funny, but kind of gross.

  • "I seen you think yourself out of worse situations then this..."

    I THINK NOT!!!

  • I am stuck at home with the swine flu, and watching this video and laughing was the only thing that made me feel normal today - thanks for that!

  • Well DUUUUH

  • Some of these are good, others aren't. This one seriously had me laughing so hard that my throat hurt.

  • gravity worf not amused

  • .....what the fuck?

  • lmfao what the hell.

  • worf is sick of this bullshit!

  • the magic is back

  • LOL Riker's amused!

  • Warf, is not :(

  • "Your not gonna die." hahahahHAHA!

  • Where on earth did you get the footage for his head exploding? That may be the most awesome Trek thing I'd ever see.

  • As other commenters have pointed out, the clip is from an 80s horror flick called Lifeforce. I recommend it, especially since the villain is a woman who is naked throughout most the movie.

  • and she has the most perfect pair of tits i've ever did see

  • I second this, they are some ruuuuude titties. The rudest.

  • Awesome! I actually laughed out loud when it first cut to Picard spewing blood...

  • Hehe, you should definitely check out the other ones in the series. So good. The other username to look for is

    gazorra

    Some really hillarious stuff, honestly!

  • lol wtf

  • kinda weird one

    expect riker

  • Love those absurd statements, "We stabilized your vital signs", right before a fountain of blood.

  • Yeah.

    That and the way riker looked at the screen after seeing him spitting up blood.

  • Which episode is that even from?!! I can't think under which circumstance Picards head would turn itself inside out...

  • It's from a B-SciFi movie that he did in the 1980's.

    It's called Lifeforce, it's about Space Vampires.

  • I love how Sci-Fi just combines two things that have nothing to do with each other and runs with it.

    Giant...

    Mosquito!

    Space...

    Vampires!

    Gary...

    Sinise!

    All the damn time.

  • HE COMES!

  • LOL Riker's smirk is priceless. 55555555555555

  • I love how the background soundtrack is muted as we switch to the bridge. Like there's an actual orchestral accompaniment in the cave with them.

  • Or they're watching a movie on the bridge, perhaps.

  • lol! lol! lol! Oh Riker, you planned this didn't you? xD

  • Riker FTW

  • It's the reaction shots that always crack me up lmao XD

  • LMAO WTF is that LOL

  • Haha 0:35 it's coming out his right eye and left ear too! Classic

  • Creepy

  • He should charge that as an exercise plan.

  • I hurt myself laughing at this.

  • Ha ha, Riker's reaction made this.

  • For a moment, I thought that this was going to take some sort of freaky erotic turn (like so many others) when Picard asks Wesley what he's doing in such a filthy uniform, and then Wesley says that he knows that Picard doesn't quit.

  • I think that clip from "Lifeforce", a really bad 80's sci-fi movie about space vampires.

  • riker's reaction lmfao

  • Can you blame him? This means he finally gets that long-awaited promotion!

  • Where the fuck is the clip of Picard bleeding into eternity from????

  • Indeed, inquiring minds want to know.

    Though if I had to guess, I'd imagine it's from some non-Star Trek movie Patrick Stewart did at some point.

  • lol@ Worf leaving

  • Wait, what?

  • Riker's happy, he thinks the big chair mite soon be his xD

  • lol no kidding, you can imagine him thinking "finally that old coot is going die and I get the big ship"

  • Holy shit!

  • Jesus Christ...

  • "He can still make it!"

    "He just turned into a bile of black goo, what do you expect him to make it as?"

  • It's from Lifeforce. Patrick Stewart was in it.

  • OMGosh, THANK YOU! I was going Nuts!

  • ZALGO

  • he'll be ok...right?

  • I think everyone wants to know where the bad Picard vomiting black shit is from?

  • Even though you've used the "Character watching it on a view screen completely unconcerned/amused/aroused" twist quite a few times, it still gets me every time.

  • No words. Just... no words.

  • Too brilliant for words.

  • Ahahahaha, the Riker smile.

  • The evil black sludge from X-files?

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  • Yes, congratulations, you have just successfully described everything that happens in the video. Bravo.

  • poor wesley never really understands what's going on

  • Well that's... disturbing.

  • what the fuck LOL

  • Oh man you guys. Keep up the good work, I love these.

  • i got em all lol thats not from an episode the made that somehow lol the Wesly bit is but not the head blowing up lol

  • Worf walking off-screen just did it for me.

  • omg lol

  • TNG and the Thing crossover?

  • I was WAITING for you guys to make one with a clip from lifeforce. Pure gold. :)

  • good on you guys for not letting youbube fuck you over.

  • that was totally messed up!

  • Awesome!

    The crew seems very pleased with this.

  • i was expecting Riker to sit on the captain's chair after he smiled

  • LOL WUT

  • Where in the heck did you find that footage? Caught me off guard.

  • The clue is in the blurb up there.

    Have you never heard of 'LIFEFORCE'!?

  • pretty good, lol havnt come across an episode yet that has that face melting part in it yet, but then again, only onto the second series of TNG

  • lol it's not from any tng episode i've ever seen. their budget was never as bad as that. it looks like it's from some low budget horror movie.

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