Too gory. I thought it would be something about Picard muttering something like "Bananas are good for you, my dear cheesecake," in his sleep. Oh well.
The folks at Paramount should of made this the ending to both Insurrection and Nemesis. Both movies would of been somewhat entertaining if that was the case.
Lifeforce, oh that's an awesome movie. Speaking of which interesting little fact, the kiss Patrick Stewert shares with Steve Railsback in that movie is his first onscreen kiss.
Life-Force? With Patrick Stewart playing a death scene? I've learned something new. I'll have to look up this movie. I thought it was some deleted scene that never made television.
Oh man I just fucking lost it when I saw this lol. I figured that you actually took the time to make or buy a lifelike Picard head and did that yourself. The fact that it's from a real movie just makes it even funnier. Great job on these edits. They're so random but so hilarious if you've seen enough of the show.
The scene with the blood is from the Movie Life Force. Its about alien vampires who drain life energy out of people. Patrick Stewart played one of the characters in that movie.
The Picard who vomits black ichor has a blanket over his body, while the same blanket is not seen in previous scenes. Also, the vomiting Picard has noticeably thicker hair.
As other commenters have pointed out, the clip is from an 80s horror flick called Lifeforce. I recommend it, especially since the villain is a woman who is naked throughout most the movie.
i've decided that i no longer have to excercise to get great abs. i just watch your videos and the laughing does enough to work my stomach muscles into great shape.
For a moment, I thought that this was going to take some sort of freaky erotic turn (like so many others) when Picard asks Wesley what he's doing in such a filthy uniform, and then Wesley says that he knows that Picard doesn't quit.
lmao that was funny. Make sure to check out our videos. you'll be garunteed a good laugh or two...this isn't an "or your money back" garuntee. we're cheap like that.
Even though you've used the "Character watching it on a view screen completely unconcerned/amused/aroused" twist quite a few times, it still gets me every time.
What the? oO
germanvisitor2 4 months ago
freaking hilarious
flynnofilm 7 months ago 3
Too gory. I thought it would be something about Picard muttering something like "Bananas are good for you, my dear cheesecake," in his sleep. Oh well.
harrypotterfantng 7 months ago
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Gets me everytime XD
SirColAmiX 7 months ago
OMG I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD
labartic 7 months ago 3
what the FUCK is that footage from
evesira 8 months ago
@evesira Lifeforce
TommaKeen 7 months ago
Oh, A+ drop on the Lifeforce content. God bless your seed.
idgonemad 9 months ago
*Riker Grins* "Well, looks like I just got a promotion"
. o O ("I think I'm going to be sick) *Worf goes somewhere to throw up*
tf2whackyengineer 9 months ago 4
I don't blame Picard. I puke blood whenever Wesley shows up on Star Trek too.
ReedVictor 10 months ago 13
Yeah but this isn't even edited. This happened on the show.
LordOfTheGnus 1 year ago
The folks at Paramount should of made this the ending to both Insurrection and Nemesis. Both movies would of been somewhat entertaining if that was the case.
TheAb0rtionist 1 year ago 2
too bad this vid didnt have that naked chick that wanders around the entire movie
TaterMySalad 1 year ago 4
LMFAO i almost fell off the bed LOL
kranktank 1 year ago
Not gonna lie, I almost did a spit take when it switched to that awful model.
LegionsOfAnon 1 year ago
senseless... yet funny!
Skijaramaz 1 year ago
*head explodes*
"you're not gonna die"
SpiroHrvoje1989 1 year ago 18
Picard looked like a Ken doll.
MrGoodAlex 1 year ago 2
LOL! that's fucking insane! And I actually watched that movie once.
sondano 1 year ago
Associate Producer
WENDY NEUSS
DogsAreCoolRight 1 year ago
that shit..is..fuckin CREPPY
hinduw 1 year ago
This was me after about 20 seconds: "What the what the fff what what the fff what the what the whaaaaat". Also, crying with laughter.
Damn these are awesome.
tratan3 1 year ago
Aw man, I just watched the episode this was mainly based on yesterday, and toward the end I couldn't stop thinking of this video and laughing.
BagOfMagicFood 1 year ago
Lifeforce, oh that's an awesome movie. Speaking of which interesting little fact, the kiss Patrick Stewert shares with Steve Railsback in that movie is his first onscreen kiss.
bubthezombie 1 year ago
@bubthezombie well it's not really a kiss
sondano 1 year ago
The clip from Lifeforce was fucking hysterical! XD
CaptainSpork7 1 year ago
I like to think that his speech is what's causing Picard's headsplosion.
Dubblecast 1 year ago 2
I had the same reaction as Worf
coolster 1 year ago
Life-Force? With Patrick Stewart playing a death scene? I've learned something new. I'll have to look up this movie. I thought it was some deleted scene that never made television.
handleydan 1 year ago
Is that from an old movie or something?
supermark420 1 year ago
I love that even the blood vomit's trying to get away from Wesley!
Cyke101 1 year ago
Oh man I just fucking lost it when I saw this lol. I figured that you actually took the time to make or buy a lifelike Picard head and did that yourself. The fact that it's from a real movie just makes it even funnier. Great job on these edits. They're so random but so hilarious if you've seen enough of the show.
honeybbqgrundle 1 year ago
worf is the funniest person in this series haha
xxxnOSmoKIngxxx 1 year ago
Gotta love the title "Picard is losing his lifeforce while ensign Crusher remains optimistic" .. I'm not gonna let you die!
BlessedAgni 1 year ago
Riker: *thinks: I finally get to command!*
guard13007 2 years ago 3
"youre not gonna die"
*head explodes with blood everywhere*
Brokevegetable 2 years ago 11
Sorry Wesley, I think he's pretty fucking dead.
LordOfTheGnus 2 years ago 13
It's a shot from a film called: Lifeforce
PetroxExplorer 2 years ago
lol and lol some more what the hell!
dacooshnay 2 years ago
WHAT THE HELL??!! SOOO MUCH BLOOD!
Riker's smirk = lol
VillainousOperative 2 years ago 7
LOL at Riker
miadry25 2 years ago 4
jesus that wil weathon is one really crappy actor how in the world did he ended up in Star Trek of all places
sondano 2 years ago
Not bad
ColPicklejar 2 years ago
:D Funny
goategon 2 years ago
that is so david lynch
jmm1233 2 years ago 3
OMG this has me in tears. i think i just peed a little as well.
quadrangleman 2 years ago 4
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ZburatorWolf 2 years ago
You should've had Riker smiling...then he sits down in the Captain's Chair. lol
ddrlenz 2 years ago 98
That would have been superb!
ENGLISHBL0KE 2 years ago 4
never thought i'd see a nod to Lifeforce in one of these. classic.
mseales 2 years ago 9
omgfffffffffffff i almost died laughing loooooooool
sonicisback 2 years ago
So did I...I'm crying lmao.
ZburatorWolf 2 years ago
damn these edits are hilarious, I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
DEFkon001 2 years ago
This is so fucked. 5 STARS!
Mastan0 2 years ago 7
where was that section where a picard doll is spewing blood from?
thep3t4rd 2 years ago 6
i think it's from an 80s movie called "lifeforce", in which patrick stewart had a minor part.
bellumbringer 2 years ago 7
what chapter is this from?
LoudS1l3nc3 2 years ago
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MrBoBoTom 2 years ago
The scene with the blood is from the Movie Life Force. Its about alien vampires who drain life energy out of people. Patrick Stewart played one of the characters in that movie.
amaris27 2 years ago 98
Thanks for the info. That was crazy!
vintagevideogamegeek 2 years ago
@amaris27 Thanks...I was wondering where the Hell that scene came from..I certainly didnt remember it in STTNG !!! LOL!!
frankensteinmoneymac 1 year ago
@amaris27 Thanks I was just about to ask that question lol
dragonzgoil 11 months ago
That is from the Movie, Life Force. he is melting away into the alien woman.
amaris27 2 years ago 5
Watched this three times today and still makes me laugh till it hurts.
trustthewater 2 years ago
Funny, but kind of gross.
Sc13nc3F1ct10n 2 years ago
"I seen you think yourself out of worse situations then this..."
I THINK NOT!!!
Dinnerforever 2 years ago 3
I am stuck at home with the swine flu, and watching this video and laughing was the only thing that made me feel normal today - thanks for that!
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The Picard who vomits black ichor has a blanket over his body, while the same blanket is not seen in previous scenes. Also, the vomiting Picard has noticeably thicker hair.
Jusl89 2 years ago
Well DUUUUH
metrOjedi 2 years ago
Some of these are good, others aren't. This one seriously had me laughing so hard that my throat hurt.
1Carbon 2 years ago 6
gravity worf not amused
EinHuhn 2 years ago 2
.....what the fuck?
KwipperTheBear 2 years ago 3
lmfao what the hell.
LegendaryAdrenaline 2 years ago 6
worf is sick of this bullshit!
cyrenafame 2 years ago 23
the magic is back
Chef033 2 years ago 5
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And yet again, no.
thelyniezian 2 years ago
LOL Riker's amused!
gussiejives 2 years ago 4
Warf, is not :(
noitcurtsnocnacnuD 2 years ago 5
"Your not gonna die." hahahahHAHA!
MarkOates 2 years ago
Where on earth did you get the footage for his head exploding? That may be the most awesome Trek thing I'd ever see.
zanafarr 2 years ago 17
As other commenters have pointed out, the clip is from an 80s horror flick called Lifeforce. I recommend it, especially since the villain is a woman who is naked throughout most the movie.
m1foley 2 years ago 12
and she has the most perfect pair of tits i've ever did see
assfullofaids 2 years ago 6
I second this, they are some ruuuuude titties. The rudest.
steerpike66 2 years ago 2
Awesome! I actually laughed out loud when it first cut to Picard spewing blood...
ValentineDoe 2 years ago
Hehe, you should definitely check out the other ones in the series. So good. The other username to look for is
gazorra
Some really hillarious stuff, honestly!
chulk607 2 years ago
lol wtf
Menzo88 2 years ago
kinda weird one
expect riker
benjrh 2 years ago
Love those absurd statements, "We stabilized your vital signs", right before a fountain of blood.
Eksuma 2 years ago 8
Yeah.
That and the way riker looked at the screen after seeing him spitting up blood.
Herufaia 2 years ago 2
Which episode is that even from?!! I can't think under which circumstance Picards head would turn itself inside out...
chimpspanner 2 years ago
It's from a B-SciFi movie that he did in the 1980's.
It's called Lifeforce, it's about Space Vampires.
HenshinMasta 2 years ago 5
I love how Sci-Fi just combines two things that have nothing to do with each other and runs with it.
Giant...
Mosquito!
Space...
Vampires!
Gary...
Sinise!
All the damn time.
Laramas 2 years ago
HE COMES!
MpukGunsmith 2 years ago 4
LOL Riker's smirk is priceless. 55555555555555
fazzah777 2 years ago 4
I love how the background soundtrack is muted as we switch to the bridge. Like there's an actual orchestral accompaniment in the cave with them.
moozeditty 2 years ago 10
Or they're watching a movie on the bridge, perhaps.
Chaosblade777 2 years ago
lol! lol! lol! Oh Riker, you planned this didn't you? xD
Torijenova 2 years ago 4
Riker FTW
krazydogg15 2 years ago
It's the reaction shots that always crack me up lmao XD
intboom 2 years ago 2
LMAO WTF is that LOL
sth128 2 years ago
Haha 0:35 it's coming out his right eye and left ear too! Classic
TheCrazyCello 2 years ago
Creepy
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i've decided that i no longer have to excercise to get great abs. i just watch your videos and the laughing does enough to work my stomach muscles into great shape.
newpageone 2 years ago 14
He should charge that as an exercise plan.
Herufaia 2 years ago
I hurt myself laughing at this.
jhohcable 2 years ago 2
Ha ha, Riker's reaction made this.
HelloMarco 2 years ago 5
For a moment, I thought that this was going to take some sort of freaky erotic turn (like so many others) when Picard asks Wesley what he's doing in such a filthy uniform, and then Wesley says that he knows that Picard doesn't quit.
chrimigules 2 years ago 4
I think that clip from "Lifeforce", a really bad 80's sci-fi movie about space vampires.
kindups 2 years ago 5
riker's reaction lmfao
spamtrooper1 2 years ago 9
Can you blame him? This means he finally gets that long-awaited promotion!
aiberengi 2 years ago 8
Where the fuck is the clip of Picard bleeding into eternity from????
Goliath916 2 years ago
Indeed, inquiring minds want to know.
Though if I had to guess, I'd imagine it's from some non-Star Trek movie Patrick Stewart did at some point.
Ilmyrn 2 years ago
lol@ Worf leaving
livewire242 2 years ago 8
Wait, what?
meadslosh 2 years ago
Riker's happy, he thinks the big chair mite soon be his xD
nicky120791 2 years ago 5
lol no kidding, you can imagine him thinking "finally that old coot is going die and I get the big ship"
musclecarbubba429 2 years ago 4
Holy shit!
eighthcircuit724 2 years ago 4
Jesus Christ...
alpomo 2 years ago
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lmao that was funny. Make sure to check out our videos. you'll be garunteed a good laugh or two...this isn't an "or your money back" garuntee. we're cheap like that.
TheCheezeFactory 2 years ago
"He can still make it!"
"He just turned into a bile of black goo, what do you expect him to make it as?"
PeterDivine 2 years ago 2
It's from Lifeforce. Patrick Stewart was in it.
ZerothAngel 2 years ago 6
OMGosh, THANK YOU! I was going Nuts!
EighteenCharacters 2 years ago
ZALGO
Rottingham 2 years ago 2
he'll be ok...right?
place910 2 years ago 10
I think everyone wants to know where the bad Picard vomiting black shit is from?
Treknologist 2 years ago 6
Even though you've used the "Character watching it on a view screen completely unconcerned/amused/aroused" twist quite a few times, it still gets me every time.
sjvan0 2 years ago 11
No words. Just... no words.
chapaev36 2 years ago
Too brilliant for words.
RobTFirefly 2 years ago 2
Ahahahaha, the Riker smile.
Ibbz3 2 years ago 3
The evil black sludge from X-files?
ShizoukaMukai 2 years ago
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denial987 2 years ago
Yes, congratulations, you have just successfully described everything that happens in the video. Bravo.
dbspin 2 years ago 5
poor wesley never really understands what's going on
biriwilg 2 years ago 4
Well that's... disturbing.
RasrapSmurf 2 years ago 5
what the fuck LOL
Lecravian 2 years ago
Oh man you guys. Keep up the good work, I love these.
quantium40 2 years ago
i got em all lol thats not from an episode the made that somehow lol the Wesly bit is but not the head blowing up lol
iloverap2 2 years ago
Worf walking off-screen just did it for me.
dice4death 2 years ago 6
omg lol
eldritchwizard 2 years ago
TNG and the Thing crossover?
OniLunchbox 2 years ago
I was WAITING for you guys to make one with a clip from lifeforce. Pure gold. :)
apotheosis00 2 years ago
good on you guys for not letting youbube fuck you over.
Anarchist86ed 2 years ago
that was totally messed up!
sugimura135 2 years ago
Awesome!
The crew seems very pleased with this.
dragonheadthing 2 years ago
i was expecting Riker to sit on the captain's chair after he smiled
TheGreatLink 2 years ago 2
LOL WUT
lieutenanterrrrrrrr 2 years ago 4
Where in the heck did you find that footage? Caught me off guard.
Otto4242 2 years ago 4
The clue is in the blurb up there.
Have you never heard of 'LIFEFORCE'!?
Splazz 2 years ago 2
pretty good, lol havnt come across an episode yet that has that face melting part in it yet, but then again, only onto the second series of TNG
LinkMyBoy 2 years ago
lol it's not from any tng episode i've ever seen. their budget was never as bad as that. it looks like it's from some low budget horror movie.
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