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  • SCOTCH MIRACLE.

  • Amazing!

  • omg, it's automail

  • hehe i got moneys

  • Make the signal wireless and he will have a great halloween gag.

  • Deus Ex, here we come:D

  • How much would one of those cost?

  • Great video keep up the good work.

  • ey cute girl waiting to be discovered

  • he never asked for this...

  • Wait tills the iWank version.

  • Next... iWank model.

  • also i need a man

  • fact of the matter is, freakin companies need to learn how to make automail and sell it cheap, and yeah i'm an FMA fan xD

  • looks HANDY heh heh heh

  • He never asked for this....

  • thank sarif industries

  • @okmalachi i never asked for this....

  • I'm underwhemled frankly

  • lucky guy .

  • POOR MAN :'(

  • You figure though, you can't lift much weight the way it attaches to your arm. Is there a shoulder strap to increase the amount you can lift with the arm?

  • @ranmakun69 It is possible to attach bionic / mechanical limbs directly to the bone, however there are hygiene concerns about the stump area that there still needs to be a technological innovation to address.

  • No more fingering for u ..

  • lolz now ppl will start looking like jax from mk9

  • 0:11

    dildo?

  • "Well, after having my arms and legs removed, I thought I'd never be able to masturbate again, but look at me now!"

  • That's incredible! Only 2 little sensors on his elbow can make the arm move that much. Are there Bionic hands that can individually move the fingers??

  • @Azybee not yet. you can save certain poses onto the hand by flexing a muscle say 3 times or so, but you cant fully move individual fingers on most of them

  • joke about masterbaiting

  • this is pretty cool and useful

  • LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!

  • это ужасно

  • Lol the claw hand is freaky. XD NEXT TIME GADGET...

  • I wonder will there be iSoul for robots

  • @DiCaprioLWD no thumbs for you, kinda weird cause of the video

  • @epicthrasher I dun need thumb cus I already have my own.

  • daft punk would love this idea...lol

  • CYBORGGGG

  • @Pandapwnegee No technically it's not a cyborg?..

  • MAGIC

  • BIONIC ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRM

  • Science... FUCK YEAH!

  • That thing is not that impressive. Dean Kamen's is better.

  • 0:10 was a bit curious about what that was for a second there o_O

  • iPenis

  • Can u Masterbate?

  • you gave him the power to masturbate again!!!!!!!

  • I want a bionic pussy

  • if you punch someone in the face is it then considered brawling, or assault with a blunt weapon?

  • Soon they'll have an iEye for blind people.

  • @megabrowser17 lol Apple will take over the world

  • he can kill someone with the sharp things.!

  • It's not made by Apple, you fucking tards.

  • @diagonaluk apple sucks

  • @diagonaluk they already did

    

  • @diagonaluk They already haven't?

  • @diagonaluk R.I.P. Steve Jobs

  • @diagonaluk

    will? :P

    it already has.

    its the second largest company in the world

  • @diagonaluk They already have the Timesheen feature, so they are taking over the past anf the future as well!

  • @diagonaluk I dread the day that will happen. Everything would be 3 times the price and it's not even worth it....

  • @megabrowser17 they are working on it buddy, i've seen something on the news recently of a prosthetic eye like the ones in sci fi movies. AND prosthetic limbs are getting more and more advanced with sensor movement and all that. I dunno if they can feel yet but thank god for technology!

  • @Madfizzle I'd feel handicapped without my computer, but yes, thank God to freakin' Heaven for modern technology. I'd be dead a million times over without everything we have now.

  • @megabrowser17 then the iPenis will rise,then robots will take over!

  • did you know that there was an amputee woman on Cbeebies?

  • @megabrowser17 they already do.

  • @megabrowser17 already exists, an 8-bit covers eye to see numbers

  • @megabrowser17 already exists, an 8-bit covers eye to see numbers

    

  • @megabrowser17 yeah unfortunately they will be on the receiving end of a lot of pirate jokes i would imagine

  • @megabrowser17 They already do. They're horrendously low resolution, though.

    watch?v=y0apm2NnNx8

  • @megabrowser17 Followed by cybernetic limbs, torso and skull enhancements. Throw in a pair of retractable sunglasses around the rim of the eyes and grow a goatee. In a growling voice, people will smoke and brood, "I never asked for this."

  • @megabrowser17 iBall

  • @megabrowser17 Oh, but they do! They added some chip that allows some old guy 2 colours- black and white. Awesome!

  • IT'S JAX!

  • Lo importante es que el AMPUTADO SIN MANOS, alcance la normalidad, y no dependa de nadie, hay que decirle (si es AMPUTADO DE AMBAS MANOS), todas las opciones y estas podría ser: (1) Manejarse con sus propios muñones, (2) Utilizar prótesis mioelectricas, biónicas..etc (3) Un Trasplante de manos..(4) La realización del método de Krukenberg. Los amputados de ambas manos, cuando sepan TODAS OPCIONES elegirán ellos, y no otros quiénes les vendan "LA MOTO" que cuesta mucho y se consigue muy poco.

  • OMG EVEN THE ADDS ARE FREEZING..

  • i want one that covers over my hand nad makes it stronger.

  • Reminds me of Tool's music videos XD

  • robot cop

  • Thank goodness for apple and their "i" products xD

  • I'll chop off my own arm for one of them.

  • So, which hand do you whack-off with?

  • Automail!

  • this is a man made miracle THIS is what we as human beings should focus on, NOT WAR, in HELPING EACHOTHER,

  • Damn thsi thing will remove your penis.

  • i wish they would make this for my legs

  • I'll get you gadget!

  • NOW I CAN USE ALCHEMY to oh... i forgot...

  • @ZzIiGg10 ROFL That made me laugh

  • how do i play cod with this

  • how do i jack off?

  • YES!.. I can finally wank again!

  • terminator XD

  • Can I sense with those hands?

  • @cybermanMan

    Of course not.

  • What if he was making eggs, and it closed too hard.... ROFLMAO!

  • wow thats pritty sweet

  • I wonder how people like this cope with phantom limb...

  • the iLimb... OHH its made by apple

  • Ok that is like a mericle... But it looks complicated

  • Even if they had a better replacement to any human limb, the moment you add the prefix "i" to your product and you're not apple, it makes me cringe. In 20-years this technology will most likely be perfected :)

  • The guy who plays the piano with his feet could use this.

  • can you masturbate with it tho?

  • can it build minisentries?

  • Great for masturbation

  • i- Phone, i-Pad, i- Limb

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  • @diagonaluk shit, sorry for the hands what happened to him?

  • En Youtube ver: AKRUES. (Un Hombre sin manos en Aragon Televisión), lo importante es que el DOBLE AMPUTADO SIN MANOS, alcance la normalidad, y no dependa de nadie, en la actualidad hay que decirle al amputado SIN MANOS, de todas las opciones existentes, y el AMPUTADO, que tenga la última palabra y elija libremente. En Youtube ver: AKRUES

  • 16 people will lost there hands

  • Can everyone tell me, If There is a "Bionic Dick"?

  • @rancel1981 yeah i have it...but unless ur a size 10 redhead sorry ur just goin to have to take my word for it ;-)

  • Excellent !

  • look over ed elric there is a new full metal alchemist

  • ed elric from fullmetal alchemist :D but he got he arms back now

  • This is not funny...may the force be with you :D

  • its Inspector gadget!!

  • new hands are coming out... hope you'll get one!

  • wow

  • imaging the bionic hand could shoot bullets. He would be like dont move or i will go pew pew on ur azz. XD

  • i feel happy for that guy!

  • This is so wonderful to watch. Medical science truly is making miracles, where those who have lost their arms can now get artificial hands that allow them to do things they haven't been able to do in years, or even decades. Truly a miracle!

  • I don't think his wife would let him squeese her tits

  • This scared the shit outtah me!

  • If ya can't jerk off with it what is it good for?

  • Hope it doens't run on windows... (Do you want to lift this pot? Are you sure you want to jerk off?)

  • @PatricksLaw epic win lmao

  • @PatricksLaw lol

    

  • @PatricksLaw You must have administrator privileges in order to do this.

  • wow

  • iLimb? Sweet God, Apple has everything!:P

  • Luke Skywalker :D

  • automail =p

  • Cool The future is here

  • poor guy

  • he masturbaided too hard ( and now he caan again )

  • That's just remarkable. I wonder why the technology hasn't advanced farther yet. Maybe they have to wait for nano por pico tech before they can go beyond what they've got. Still, it's down right cool.

  • @buisyman Yeah...they need to go smaller. Smaller than micro for sure. That's how we get our pixels on our television.

  • is it water proof

  • Looks like Jedis dont have to worry about crappy prostetics anymore!!

  • I find the comment ''for soldiers who lost an arm in Iraq'' pretty ironic...

  • Pretty cool,

    But nothing I'd cut my left arm off for.

  • Now I add blades...

  • imagine combining the technology of that of the nouron robot (rat brain robot) and this "bionic" technology.. ok someone get me some dna, fresh nourons, amino acids, plasma and uranium and we'l see what we can create muahahahahahaha.

  • thats so fucking cool!you see, that's what we need to be using technology for and not for making weapons of mass destruction or toilets that clean your ass for you

  • Bionic Hand

    Nedrlands Bijbel P203 JAKOBUS  1,2en3 2

    24 Gij ziet, dat een mens gerechtvaardigd wordt uit werken en niet slechts uit geloof.

  • apple brigs you the new product: the I-limb!

    ok now serious: what an amazing piece of technology! im sure manny people will find this very usefull. and im sure in the future the arms will be better and better so people tha lost their arm of hand for whatever reason can live close to normal again:)

  • price?

  • full metal alchemist automail lol

  • oooh ahhhh (me like this (=!!!)

  • They should create bionic gloves, that can offer the same obvious advantages of super-human android strength while fitting perfectly on a person who has both their hands. Offering such a cool thing only to amputee's sounds like discrimination. Where are my Section 15 Equality Rights now!

  • @bradkajganich thats the stupidest thing i;ve heard there are people who dont have hands like me that need them

  • @bradkajganich god you are a dumb ass!

  • I wouldnt like to get punched by him.. A FUCKING STEEL PUNCH ON YOUR FACE.. Ouch

  • fake???

  • He must be sooo glad he can jack off again

  • it seems like the people commentin here have no arm neither ..

  • I'd like to see him play guitar with that...

  • ARM DETACHMENT FOR THE WIN !!!!!

  • What if they start slapping you?

  • hmmsearching for a guy that would treat me well

  • LOL I thought 0:12 was another 'body part' that was bionic then...

  • if i ever lost my arm, i'd get one of these.

    But it actually is creepy... it makes you feel like a cyborg if you have one of those

  • so you wouldnt buy it then?

  • DO THE DO THEM FOR WHITE PEOPLE?

  • Search YouTube for "Endo-Exo Henssge".

    GREAT MEDICAL NEWS for amputees....!!

  • one hands a clamp XD that so awesome... ide like too se a pair which comes out with  a little gun XD

  • IM GETEN THOSE

  • I WANT ONE

  • nice I lost my arm in mos eisley years ago this will prove useful.

  • but it will be very expensive :/

  • @fuckcomments you lost your arm???

    wow

  • @fuckcomments Lmao, made my day

  • i cud do wiv 1 of those to bring off my misses

  • But what if someone didn't have their whole arm? I mean they've got the 'half-arm' part down.