Baby Doctor Joke

[IvoAro]

You are a horrible person.

[graciewwe]

OMG!!!! This joke is so sad :,(

[GaBByChicky]

you look high

[flowerss335]

lol "this is a horrible joke" lol

[FunnyGamerNERD]

Thats fucked up but funny!

[XLilMissHollieX]

I Wish I New Danny! :(

[Cajkesuzabava]

old joke

[tokiandsoldier]

that was just wrong



[DrPersonMcAwesome]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S AWEFUL AND SICK AND HILARIOUS AND DISTURBING.... and i think the lighter ones would complement her eyes.

[Amphioxus2029]

THAT...was disgustingly funny=))))))).........definite­ly the darker ones

[pistolero265]

HAHAHHAHAHAH bravo Danny

pozdravi iz Srbije ;)

[iordanidi]

AHahAHaHAhaAAA

[reactiveplatinum]

hahahahaha loool!!! that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[LooiTooi]

That.Was.HORRIBLE!!! But slightly funny in a really sick way.

[ghettogrip]

hahaha, I already knew that one.. :) You got it from Serbia? Zato sto taj vic ovde pricamo vec 5 godina :P

[camiliron1]

Oh muy gooodd I laughed like a baby watching porn LOL

[XxWiLLxRaWrxX]

LMFAO!!!!!! OMG THAT JOKE WAS GODDAMN AMAZING.....

[AlexandKelsie]

that was terrible!

[wowdaassault]

dark ;)

[rudeboyben]

LOL I tell this joke all the time now, Most people love it.

[shadowben19]

Lol its funny because Doctors are always like "oh im going to give you a painful injection" then they say "Just kidding!"

[jonaslove951]

OMG! POOD BABY p.s: the lighter ones!

[safemodeins]

here is another one: What is worst then a baby in trash can...? A baby in six trash cans!

[pskptbrk1]

Danny for president ! !

[foihdzas]

That was graphic lol

[pskptbrk1]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­D

[cvijetincvika]

typical serbian joke xD but I all ready heard it...sorry xD ......here is one for you: What's the difference between full truck of stones and full truck of babies?.....................fu­ll truck of babies you can unload with stick!! xD

[CookedTofu]

that was my favorite so far

all the "wtf" comments make it funnier

[triplethe]

OMG some body copy this joke

[sagaomringen]

lol!

[alaskanhuskeee92]

ROFL!!!!!! :') TEARS OF LAUGHTER!!!! :')

[andresme2]

oh man! that was disgusting... but it was still kinda funny in a sick and twisted way.

[tadshackles]

Thats terrible.

[grafdelafergrafdelaf]

One of my favourite jokes. Nice Danny.

[mychemman666]

aww man good jokes danny good ones only please

[feelthesounds]

wtf

[SScomedian]

hahahaha that was fucking dark

[MrPaparoach43]

lol



[Burritos42]

wtf danny lol

[drumtillever24]

i no this 1

[zarconeus]

Darker.

[justartison]

thats... thats depressing haha

[tralala609]

thats not nice!!!

[utubeismylastresort]

anger bro...

[ukflissuk]

Just looking at you made me die a little inside. You look fucked. I really hope everything is okay with your health. I used to love your videos but now even though some are still funny, as a fan, they inspire pity. I hope you get well soon, or at least get some sleep x I'm not a hater I'm more at this point Id say a worrier.

Take care xox

[OMGITTANYA]

@ukflissuk i agree. it looks like your not your best right now :( its sad

and your a really fun guy so i dont think you should be letting whatever get to you, cause your inspiring and its bad to see rolemodels go down

[MarkoSrbija01]

come on dude put your head in the game..and the lighter boots. it's bloody cold weather in Australia not spring or summer

[iluv2hugg]

8O ummmm okaaaayyyyy i think ive heard better.... jokes...... but.... hhaahaha :P

[pearl343]

hahah thats so sick and kinda funny XD

[umm36]

that was kreepy lol

[Thewaterofthepool]

I smiled :)

[xlurielxl]

I LOVE DEAD BABY JOKES :D

[Hunter7023]

I wonder who submitted that joke :)

Now it is time to hate myself.

[BortOBob]

Hadn't heard that one. I made a sound resembling someone learning they lost the game.

[FindyQ]

"Whats with Danny and penises?" LOL

[loudboy42]

EPIC JOKE IS EPIC #lol

[arakitai]

He he he... Made my face smile but I died a little inside.

[BishYouWish]

D: I wanna laugh just to make myself feel better! DANNY! That joke was cruel!

[Tatamina]

XD OMFG that's so awful!

[JKos14]

#LOL

[TheSkelett]

best joke so far xD 

[xkennyPLx]

why is the volume in these videos always so low. and its not a good joke...

[sesquipedalian22]

ahhh dead baby jokes...

[scimyyyy]

oldzor

[pagelzilla]

Hahahaha, it's refreshing to hear a new dead baby joke! Thanks, I'm definitely sharing this one

[REMsleeper428]

LAWLAWLAWL. I'm so telling this.

[crazylegs87]

Hahaha starts fucking it haha

[ZigicS]

Fuckk, sickest joke ever :S

[yomomma1406]

hey danny! heres a good joke! "what did the blind, deaf, and homeless boy get for Christmas? ... cancer"

[allawenchen]

omg... Danny that was sooo bad

[SovereignSarcasm]

haha that was so wrong

[Loverboy9943]

you purposely pick bad jokes to tell us don't you?

[oma0812]

I actaully dislike this joke because of it's grossity... or how you say that. But it's awesome.

[shinoevil1]

DANNY!!! Ask that blonde bitch if I can put my wiener in her butt.

[TheWeeSwifty]

@shinoevil1 hahahahahaha NO!

[shinoevil1]

@TheWeeSwifty :(

[TheWeeSwifty]

@shinoevil1 lol joke. :)

[shinoevil1]

@TheWeeSwifty too late I am sad

[HackerZ11]

damn danny's in australia for a few months and already wheeling in the chicks

[chiyerano]

@HackerZ11 LOL Those two 'chicks' are Sam and Kit respectively and he's known them for years, well before he moved to Australia.

[LtShock]

LMFAO! That was sick.

[nikolapavo]

Sick :D

[jdnutt8907]

not that incredibly funny; i'm disappointed.

[jibjob234]

lighter

[kaylalalajayy]

darkerrrrr. & um the joke creeped me...

[H4mmtr0n]

LOL WTF

[rammsteinfreak4]

yes dead baby jokes!

[LipSingBlondie]

hahaha funny in so many messed up ways :D

[shadeypwns]

OH good thing it was dead I was worried there for a second...

[gavin479]

haha i love that joke, i actually loled

[DDanny3]

first one i really laughed at

[Dimeta86]

danny are you on drugs?

[Rachagol]

@Dimeta86 actually the doctor in the joke was on drugs xD

[Saaraaaawr]

@Dimeta86 No he's just awesome

[Mlc0092412]

Goooood joke :D Don't give a fuck about the boots though :)

[jjkkll99mm]

That Jst Wisna Funny

[MekSerbia]

THE LIGHTER ONES!!!1

[CognosSquare]

I lold out loud. Good form. And please keep mixing it up. Eventhough many here are too huge pussies for that one. This dog and pony show needs the full spectrum.

[RedOrangeSystem]

o shit man funnnnyyyy

[TheD3vIL23]

FUNNY yet not funny at the same time >.> though it is funny i dunno it makes me confused

[Fluganflogen]

the build up was better than the punchline. you should have said "Don't worry, it was dead when i pulled it out", but, keep up the good work :D

[chiyerano]

Yay! We got to see a bit of Kit and Sam. Those boots weren't bad and you didn't look too bad in the hat. I am going to suggest Sam get the darker ones.

[chiyerano]

@chiyerano I am not going to say anything about the joke. Also, what store was this?

[nazisucksass]

All the brutal shit would be great if the joke was actually funny.

[tregregins]

Hilarious.

[scratchinsurfaces]

i dint get the joke!

[CanisLupusLover]

HAHA XD

[Travinousdog]

Ehhhh funny but terrible!

[Sezlar]

didn't really like it but I still love you danny ;)

[MishuCuCioara]

omg that was funny

[Maxermania]

why men go in shoping spree with girls...

[draeonor]

This was just .... still funny tho

[Antoni1242]

omg! O.O that's insane O.o but funny :P

[barakuda1111]

How many babes does it take to cover a 1x1metter wall?

Only one if you trow it hard enough.

[GOOOGOOODANCEGIRL]

hahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaa #LOL #LOL #LOL black humor! Luv it!!!! <3

[AndreaaaNS]

i LOVE this joke.. :D it's so sick but i love it

[animalchin101]

hahahahah that was sick as fuck :L

[zipzap93]

I liked it. I like the intelligent jokes you've been doing more though. lol

[DjVinnie91]

What the ......

hot damn ..

[GMODCREATOR]

both, wear one on one foor and one on the other.

[EdasLT]

sorry didnt laught at all, not funny, cruel

[ChefStedman]

LMFAO Awkward!

[fratboyfrat]

Ahaha, I almost feel bad for laughing at that...

[OmgRawrify]

Thats.. danny thats just.. mannn too far.. :l

But I lol'd