Annual Self-Review

[TheSurfaceofTheMoon]

2 years later and now hbi2k sucks, i quote, 43,200 times. O.O

[SXAbridged]

@TheSurfaceofTheMoon

: D

[TheSurfaceofTheMoon]

@SXAbridged ...what's his number? My friend wants to try.

[FlamingKillamajig]

Annual self-review? Is it a breast exam? You don't have breast cancer do you O_O? Say it ain't so sam! Say it ain't so!

[GodOfPlague]

I didn't know My comments got read. Hilarious caption. I just wish my voice was that cool.

[TarheadMan]

Still great to this day but its almost November again!

[DrakeDarkHunter]

You guys are working hard to become the offical shit-disturbers of the abridging world. Your brand of tasteless, offensive, crude humour is simply a delight to intake.

Seriously, you've got the whole "if you're not offended by this video, we haven't done our job thing down."

[RuleOfThunder]

The second abridging war began that cold November day.......

[SXAbridged]

I'm hardly popular enough to actually start something like that. :p

[RuleOfThunder]

With the talent you have there, popularity is just a matter of time. and advertising.

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

Yes but you targeted hbi2k, HBI2FUCKINGK!!!

And he has TeamFourStar on his side!

You just may start something my friend...

[ZeeNavi]

THOSE

BALLOONS

WHERE

TASTELESS.

;D

[Blackbutlerabridger]

I have an Idea and wonderful GLORYIOUS idea... I just need my reindeer.. *looks around and finds Adamwestlapdog in the corner and mounts a antler horn on his head* I'll just need him :)

[GurrenBrigade777]

This is by far one of the videos in the abridging community I had to watch it with my mouth open for most of it. Also what's up with the birthday yuri?

[LordGryffindorXXI]

watch his video Best.Anime.Fight.EVER!!!

[FlyingBandicoot]

I think really, that Sam is just trying to get Hbi's attention. All this hate lark is just a cry for Hbi's heart. In truth, Sam loves Hbi and Hbi loves Sam.

I for one think they should stop with the hate and start with the love!

Go Sam x Hbi!

Go Sam x Hbi!

Go Sam x Hbi!!!

Come on, who's with me on this?

[CardboardLawyer]

It's a fan-pairing made in heaven :)

[adamwestslapdog]

so wait...was all the unwardil butt humping just practice for when he would get the chance to climb into hbi's pants?

[Unwardil]

I feel so used...

[SXAbridged]

You feel used just because of that?

Well... there's another thing I should tell you:

Welcome to the world of AIDS!

[Unwardil]

Actually no, seeing as I'm a goat, (And the Devil) the HIV virus can't actually affect my imune system.

[Kamina445]

Update: According to the internets (google), Hbi2k has now sucked a total of 5 times. And that's not even including that time in college, but to be fair he was young and confused...that's why he had to do it three more times just to be sure. (Just kidding Hbi2k, I love your work).

Happy Anniversary, Sam! May your *insert cheesy cliche here*

[StrikerSL9]

And yet this was favorited by HBI2K. He must be impossible to piss off.

[Chanceoftosala]

"Secondary objective: Don't suck". Sam, you are made of pure win.

[GanXingba]

I watched this whole thing, and all I saw was SamTheGreek x hbi2k = OTP

[OMGahooly]

Samurai X does rule I'm glad you think so too!

[DarthBlitzer]

XD awesome

[otakunick89]

lol Im saprised HBI2K hasint comented this vid yet and congrats on going one year ith out being saspended thats a mutch biger acompleshment then just being on youtube for a year

[darnax1]

Seeing as hbi2k actually favorited this video. I don't think that he is going to start hating you any time soon. lol

[SXAbridged]

:,(

... maybe he favorited the video to spite me?

*Is hopeful*

[Rasher8844]

I still think hbi2k will not hate you.

[LaughingTombstone]

I just noticed the Greek flag apears to be a mathes problem

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[Shamanstick]

I got 313 hits when I typed in Shamanstick sucks. ... I'M POPULAR!

Happy Samiversary

[AngelElric]

And wow, mean to HBI-kun much : P

[AngelElric]

Oh Sam XD

[MegamanAbridged]

hmm i wonder *googles "zeromaster sucks" result: 1 hmm, i figured that number would be higher

[PitchBlackFox]

second e in meme is silent

[SXAbridged]

Maybe where you live. But in America, it's called meme because it's all about "me."

So as far as I'm concerned, it's pronounced "me-me." :p

[rommel175]

I know this is completely unrelated, and horribly self gratifying, but i Am an abridger

[SXAbridged]

I thought you just did interviews?

[rommel175]

the fact you know anything about me is completely awesome!!!

BUT i am trying to work on School Days Abridged, Kazuya Ikeda is willing to help edit it, once i get all the lines in.

(hey, if you want to be interviewed I would be honored to interview you)

[SXAbridged]

Meh. I don't really care to be interviewed, but I certainly won't turn down an offer.

So sure. Just PM me the info needed for that. Skype I presume.

[BlueSugarMaple]

awesome . . .

[Scourgemaster93]

i typed in scourgemaster93 sucks into google... I GOT 128 RESPONSES!

[evice]

lmao, that generator was hilarious.

[hokage102364]

i loved the primary objective xD fucking hilarious id say more but my chest and sides hurt from laughing *collaspes from pain still ROFL*

[adamwestslapdog]

dammit sam

you didn't tell me that once you use the meme generator it takes you to a page with what you wrote as a giant title

try explaining to your girlfriend who just waked in the reason your looking at a page with "LOLLIPOPS...AND PENIS" as it's title

[Kamina445]

Like it's the first time that happened.

[adamwestslapdog]

that's entirely beside the point

[Joshtika18]

Silly lapdog, giving a girs a roofie and binding her to your bed dosn't mean she's your girlfriend.

[ThePMAS]

If that doesn't count as a loving relationship, that I don't know what could.

[itachi1989]

That was awesome. I wonder how hib2k will respond.

[ThePMAS]

Happy Anniversary Sam! Thank you for showing me the light. The economic stability of English prostitutes has been greatly improved since I started paying!

[metallavery]

DIE CLONES DIE!!!!

[ThePMAS]

Sorry, what!?

[metallavery]

I keep telling you guys to give a sginature of the youre user name in the corner or somthing so we know whos posting, 3 of you guys have already posted on this video

[hendrixthecat2009V2]

...

I'm the only one who controls ThePMAS.

[LordMoonstone]

I love more Samurai X characters. Big O is great, but man, the caricatures are so over the top that I can't help but laugh.

[SXAbridged]

Thanks. :)

I missed those guys, and it sure was fun to bring them back.

[hxc747]

i wonder what Hbi2k has to say about this?

[abridgedfanboy]

Most channels only cross the line. SXAbridged NUKES the line after soaking it in nitroglycerin. XD

[xexyzl]

I believe Xillix professed his love to you awhile back, did that come up on your radar?

[thebravest1]

This was a masterpiece of sucking my friends. Never have I seen so much sucking of a person Sucking in one video. hbi2k congrats on sucking so much for so little of my time.

...... Wait that last line came out wrong.

[wienkmaster]

do you guys really hate those others or is it a joke. Any ways you guys are funny either way

[CardboardLawyer]

Annnnnnnnnnnd I helped! =D

[Sehanort]

happy bir su de

[KaiserNeko]

Wait a second, I'm confused. What does he mean by my prefere

OH 'CAUSE I'M GAY ok

[SXAbridged]

Actually, he was referring to the furry thing.

[KaiserNeko]

OUTRAGEOUS

[Joshtika18]

I GOT MENTIONED!!!

EEEEEEKKKK!!!!! (nerdgasm)

[MrBulletGuy]

Congrats on all your tasteless completions! Now Hendrix owes me money...

PS: Every time you use that picture, I am overcome with a feeling greater than heroin, ecstasy, and sex combined. : )

[crazydude4]

so are these "achievements" that you've gotten, are they suppose to be better than the xbox live ones?

[Raptorianxd]

Nice Sam, Nice. Loved the Kaiser joke. That was GOLD.

-Raptor, out.

[GuttedWrenStudios]

Shaz: God, that was awesome.

[Blackbutlerabridger]

I KNOW~!!

*refffers to the history of fuck*

hbi2k suck the sucking sucker XD Jking!

[Invisagirl]

He started paying his whores??

Where the hell is my payment!

Well done on not sucking :p

[ThePMAS]

I'll pay you when I'm good and ready :P

[Invisagirl]

I'll be waiting.

Dont make me come over there and beat you.

I'm a small bundle of irish rage!

[TheItchinader]

Congratulations on the distastful brilliance in a single year.

[Swxpert]

its your anniversary? its my birthday, thats kinda cool.

[Swxpert]

thing keeps coming up with an error message

[SXAbridged]

Hmm. Works for me.

I just uploaded it, like, 5 seconds ago.

Try again. Let me know.

[Swxpert]

it works now