Mass Effect 2 - Miranda & Female Shepard Romance

[Xombie007]

When I get that feelin'... I need, sexual healin' baby!

[RacetrackSkulls]

Dam! should have made a female shepard...

[CommanderSherpard]

I'm Commander Shepard and i have a boner.

[SourTheGamer]

@CommanderSherpard You, Sir, got a thumbs up...

[SourTheGamer]

@CommanderSherpard You, Sir, got a thumbs up...

[FalknerX]

dat ass...

[MrUnladenswallow]

anyone else know that the armoury has a birds eye view of the drive core. jocobs probably fapping away up there XD

[ruy123ofserenity]

@MrUnladenswallow don't forget the lab has a view too

[Gormagongirl]

y cant i get her?????????? help

[TheEpicProgram]

@leemac4 you'd never lose her that way :)

[FlanRoBoThEaD]

0:41 fap fap fap :okay:

[leemac4]

I feel like a genetically engineered Miranda would have glow in the dark nipples.

[Asternmeerkat]

@leemac4 For some reason that comment cracked me up

[ColonelVolkov]

@leemac4 that's what i'd like in a perfect woman.

[ColonelVolkov]

@ColonelVolkov they better be fucking BRIGHT too. like, halogen light shit. ideally flickering at random intervals, to hold constant attention.

[outbreak201]

@0:18....im gonna stick my strap-on penis in you.

btw shepard is fucking strong. she must be those butch types.

[ILLUZIONTACTICS]

Shepard cheats on everyone (Miranda Tali Jack etc.)

[TheZerstorenXXX]

its the same as a male

[Epzo1]

@TheZerstorenXXX haha dumbass it is the male one, thats just a skin texture mod.

[xxxcoolchickxxxxx]

meanwhile, joker watches…..lol

[ahaimnatasha]

-replays video-

[Trez0r666]

Assuming direct control

[Clix2001]

i want to do an ashley run and a miranda run just to see the catfight in mass effect 3... lol

[PhaseLine21]

BAHAHAHA over 650,000 views!!! Damn!!!!

[Rikkuu10]

why is Miranda genetic modified?!!! i know she likes girls... somewhere deep inside... she has to... oh she has to... >_<

[IXSocrates]

DING!

[cptmawsome]

@lilghost1231 yep

[DownUnderD]

Miranda's dad must have had big boobs.

[clutchmsilvap]

:megusta:

[Blacksun1942]

Sucks that FemShep can't get with Miranda in the real game. She's the "perfect" woman after all...

[Pr0ph3tEatsBabies]

lol what if it zoomed out and showed legion watching.

[sim24687193]

whether male or female, Commander Shepard always gets what he wants

[iwillfollow24]

oh did he get samara i dnt think soooooooo

[sdaytrau]

@iwillfollow24 U can't get Samara

[SneeringTitan]

who stopped at 0:03?

[Obrusnine1]

What the? How'd you do that? Thought Miranda was male exclusive...?

[diabolowhizz]

1) watch this video

2) look at your crotch

3) like this comment

[danno9901]

@diabolowhizz Done, done, and done!

[evenios]

nice

[mattyiena]

WTF? You can romance Miranda as a girl? Lol didn't know that

[DngnRdr]

@mattyiena No, Miranda doesn't repsond to female romance. They probably created a male character and then edited it to be female use a save editor. Am guessing that dialogue throughout the game will refer to Shepherd as male despite appearances.

[Meek1995]

Grunt walks in..............Oh a wrestling match eh, CHARGE!!

[zerandomness]

0:35 Oh shit, its the sexy zipper!

[punkman1122]

why am i watching video game sex?????????

[Bimon1234567]

Funny how there are so many rooms aboard the ship that have a window to the engine room...

[MrChaozGaming]

I need to buy this game....

[GravySan1]

........O_o........

[hotboy12431]

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad for me

[Anabana21yeh]

Omg is this hot! damn Im now wishing i didnt transfer my ME1 character whose shacked up with Kaiden!

[CotripGames]

Soooo..... Whats up with the dog collar miranda?

[Bimon1234567]

@CotripGames

I could cite the technical explanation but that would be boring, so I'm just gonna guess that Miri is into D/s.

[BATTLEFEELD3]

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[TheVideoMenace1]

@BATTLEFEELD3 Congratulations you are now a helicopter!

[coctail775]

fuck i should have made shepard a woman, at the end miranda hated me and she ended up dyin on me.

[Thumper17]

EDI pops on: Shepard, I have urgent ne- uh..

Joker: I hope your recording whatever made you stutter.

[omkar415star]

Strange !

I got a Boner while looking Female Shepard - Miranda sex but not while looking at Male version :/

[3rixtat3]

no lesbian is attractive as miranda they all look like jack

[Peelzkeelz]

Every single person who commented on this vid so far deserves a medal... Y'all are funny shit XD!!!

[0zzy07]

They cut out my fav part where Shepard shoves a black dildo up Miranda's punani

[KUN5T0PAB13B0Mb]

WARNING: EDI sees and records everything.

[Elmacheto]

@KUN5T0PAB13B0Mb I hope so xD

[TheMookey420]

I did it on xbox! i didn't mod or nothing i got with all of em cause I'm a hot juicy stud muffen..

[dannyboi2021]

im trying to figure out where miranda stored the strap on

[ilikelolsing]

mass effect 3 shud have krogan romance

[VayuPurana]

@ilikelolsing yes, I would just ONCE like to fuck wrex

and the dragon age version, dwarves

that's all I ask bioware =X=

[TrickStar9191]

Bet you mordin and grunt watching from the corners at top thinking space porn gotta love it

[Boberube34]

some tig ol bitties

[elewojo]

i usually dont bother clearing my history but im pretty sure it would be a more awkward conversation if i got caught with this in my browser then barely legal asian teens.

[chigeh]

Can femshep also have romances with male characters?

Does that mean Male Sheppard also can? :O

[azcerder]

Not to be a funkill... but thers windows to the armory and lab there...

[YoMommaGotBent]

Damn that's hot :P

[ReboundEX]

so gay



[99Kalinda]

@ReboundEX Well DERP mister troll.

[ReboundEX]

@99Kalinda lol

[kungfucheez]

I just got a boner for ME3

[MsCheezyMice]

I wish this romance was actually in the game...

Disappoint Bioware. Disappoint. :/

[3rixtat3]

@MsCheezyMice nobody but fat desperate people want miranda to be a lesbian

[Sinvey]

@3rixtat3 "nobody but fat desperate people want miranda to be straight"

[3rixtat3]

@Sinvey right everyone at bioware and anyone who is normal is fat and desperate then

[Sinvey]

@3rixtat3 If I were to employ the same kind of "logic" as you did, yes. I had hoped that the quotation marks in the previous comment would have been a giveaway, though.

Let me clarify: I just found it highly ironic how you condemned homosexual romance as being sparked by "fat and desperate" people - but at the same time you're convinced it is perfectly "normal" to pursue a heterosexual romance with a virtual character. Hypocrisy much?

[3rixtat3]

@Sinvey Wow not exactly getting D's in English are you.

[Lyrics98]

I'm going to start playing the Female Shepard now. Definitely going to play this out.

[NINJAxxPH0X]

@Lyrics98 Too bad this isn't an option for FemSheps though. :( Guess I'll settle for Kelly and keep Liara... lol

[TropicalRemixed]

I GOT A BONER!!!!! ...... *cough*

[KierTanaka]

GOD MADE ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM & STE... ADAM &...

Uuuuhh...wait, how does one religiously insult the pairing of 2 females!

[jaime117d]

@KierTanaka you dont you look at the chinese syembol for troble it has two woman living toghether

[KierTanaka]

@jaime117d Uh, I was only joking! We don't need to do this!

[jaime117d]

@KierTanaka oh i know wasnt going to nuke us all (presses a butten and a consul retracts it in to the floor)

[KierTanaka]

@jaime117d (Wipes the sweat from forehead, takes a deep breath of relief)Catastrphe Averted!(Cuts to a scene of NASA celebrating even more righteously than when Apollo 13 landed on the moon)

[jaime117d]

@KierTanaka WAIT you wanted me to not nuke the world! you stay here im going to the moon to hi- i mean explore

[KierTanaka]

@jaime117d HANG ON! Here, take this with you! It's a lit block of dyn-I mean bowling ball with a candle on top!

[jaime117d]

@KierTanaka thank you il put it next to the window. hey WAIT A MINUTE! take half in fact il super glue it half to your hand and half to mine (super glues it to are respective hands)

[KierTanaka]

@jaime117d Aw Geez! Yo took the half with the pretty candle on it, well too late slim is gone now!(Later that night watches as the moon becomes prematurely "crescent" for some reason)Guess they were having one heck of a party on the moon!(Not to mention, the sweat from walking home through a valley has dislodged my half of the bowling ball from respective hands)

[jaime117d]

@KierTanaka then 3 seconds after i blow up the nuke blows up and earth blows up into 60 pieces

[KierTanaka]

@jaime117d (Still alive on one of the 60 pieces that used to be our planet, now adrift for about 3 days maybe, passes by you also still alive on one of 40 pieces; we pass by, cut a staggering glare at each other and shout in unison at one another)THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!(and the shout echoes throughout the vast nothingness of the universe)

[mimru]

what code did you use for your shepard?

[xodiachild]

With grunt quietly masturbating around the corner.....

[B1adeburner]

YEAH!

[ARavingLooony]

Joker watching from security cam:DAMN this is hot and free

EDI:Mr Merou what are u doing?

Joker:oh Normandy stuff lots of Normandy yes very busy with this Normandy stuff yes i think im done with this Normandy stuff

[woodlefoof2]

shep at 0:16 I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[doomboy536]

@woodlefoof2 LOL

[boringshi]

Video games have come a long way...

[BruinsVictory]

Garrus walks in: ............. I'd join but im doing calibrations

[jaime117d]

@BruinsVictory to tell you the truth i thought the ai core was garrus

[centaur6ify]

Whaaa? I am so playing through as a female Shepard!

[npanzner1943]

@centaur6ify you do know you can only do that through a mod right on the pc?

[centaur6ify]

@npanzner1943 No I didn't its been a while since I'd played Mass effect 2 on the xbox, what I remember is that you could customize shepard. Can you not chose a female shepard on the console version? Or is it the romance that is custom?

[npanzner1943]

@centaur6ify u can be a femshepard its just Miranda is only a romance option for males on the xbox and ps3 versions.

[npanzner1943]

@centaur6ify I did find out though you can mod your save file on the xbox though to do it.

[TheVGamer]

I wanna see some titties, dammit!

[Papadopoulos117]

Looks like Miranda's enjoying

*takes off sun glasses*

Shepard's pie...

[poopoopanties]

dat ass

[WaffleSniped]

Is it strange I have a boner?

[SaturnVII]

@WaffleSniped Yes



[halo386436]

 haha o thats good i gotta write that one down

[kinectaddict]

your gona want to put the controller down for this one

[chrente]

lesbian !

[sniperquasi]

yuck loesbians

[chickenmaster2134]

59 people are homophobic

[highlandsavior90]

@chickenmaster2134 66 are now

[mittens959]

How do you do this, it doesnt work with my fem shep

[Frost640]

@mittens959

Model Replacement.

[Dchybrid]

@mittens959 This is a mod

[adam18man]

NICE.....

[Revan510]

Shepard is getting the prize :D

[SHiTJuFro743]

two words: fish. face.

[TheToomzz]

Giggty goo

[TH3VIRALCAMCORD3R]

the awkward moment when i was watching this scene then my dad walks in and goes "oh boy" and walks out again :L

[Strytax]

@TH3VIRALCAMCORD3R

lol

[Irpalla]

How come this shit is linked to Dawn of War, Space Marines soundtrack?

[RIKONTFS]

Кто за однополовые отношения между девушками (и только между девушками) Палец вверх!!! =)

[oldmanwithHemroids4]

@RIKONTFS yea with guys its just well Gay

[GelllionChanel]

Секаз до@уя)))

[angleisthebest]

0:40 (*nanosuit voice*) -- "maximum cleavage"

[Cheburashka207]

How can I do this in the game???

[DeadArtistsDrawFlies]

@Cheburashka207 By playing it.

[nareyio]

@AndrewAllStars lol

[69katsuo69]

@GamingWithStatoke just play the game and get these scenes yourself the game is much more fun to play then to have it beaten for you

[ThisIsNotAUsername10]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my biggest boner on the Citadel.

[4ingP]

0:05

*slap*

[chakrafiend]

Miranda's Ass Effect makes my Mass Erect!

[eurapeon]

@chakrafiend lol... unlike most of these comments, yours had me cracking up :D

[AndrewAllStars]

*Shepard and Miranda rolling around on floor*

*Grunt Walks On*

Grunt: "Hmm, Wrestling Match".

*Charges*

[Darkarmy5679]

@AndrewAllStars XD that would be the most funniest thing in the world

[TheSnikers111]

@AndrewAllStars I fucking love it :D

[YinSal]

@AndrewAllStars LOL

[RavageCobra]

Faptastic.

[kill1696]

HOT LESBIAN SEX!

[ApokalypticFilms]

Bonerific.

[89Dustdevil]

I'm giving her all she's got captain!!

[rcarass1]

"Scissor me timbers!!"

[oyster0]

Pull down that invisible zipper miranda.

[Baird9214]

Joker watching from camera: Yeah,that's it

Crew Member: What are you watching?

Joker:What?!Nothing!Just flying the ship...Just flying the ship...

[MrNozza123]

@Baird9214 Personally I always wonder what happens when someone else walks in on you.

[Baird9214]

@MrNozza123 They join in or walk away!hahaha

[Cheburashka207]

@Baird9214 There aren't any crew members left at this point.

So Joker can enjoy him self all he wants.

[Baird9214]

@Cheburashka207 I like your style

[Baird9214]

@Cheburashka207 haha!Can't argue with that one!

[TheVideoMenace1]

@Baird9214 Gaurus in mirandas office: Hey look her computer has acess to the secur- HOLY SHIT YES!

[Baird9214]

@TheVideoMenace1 hahaah

[TheVideoMenace1]

@Baird9214 Glad I entertained heres some more

Gaurus: Jacob, sardonis, thane get over here your gonna want to see this!

Jacob doesnt hear as hes busy sneaking into shepards quaters to rehearse an old spice ad.

Sardonis: Hmm fascinating this deserces a song, HUMAN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OF THE HOMOSEXUAL KIND IT IS A MOST ARROWSING THING AAAAAND... Yowza is that possible?

[darkjason78]

@Baird9214 arm the romance sex part is when you're doing the suicide mission so only crew is yo squad mates and joker

[ohwayoh8785]

The music makes the scene sound like soneone's grandma died.....

[Jacob011]

if this game is 18+ why won't they show the real thing

[Santhilixil]

@Jacob011

Because some people dont want to or just wana get on with the story..

[ARavingLooony]

@Jacob011 too scared of some lil kiddies accidently gettin a hold of th game and parents goin herpy derp im not responsible 4 what my kid plays so he can do what he wants but im goin on a stupid protest to try and ban this game after seeing this rather than raise my kid myself and let consoles do it

[facebunch]

@ARavingLooony exactly! of course i was pretty much allowed to play what i wanted to as a kid but its the parents fault for not looking at the F***ING RATING it says M 17+ FOR A DAMN REASON... if thats not enough to shut them up it lists right next to it the reasons why... damn lazy closed minded fools... but then the developing company just always gives in... like rockstar and the hot coffie mod or whatever. KIDS ALREADY SHOULDNT PLAY GTA! thats why 4 was toned down -_-

[npanzner1943]

@ARavingLooony I remember that whole scandal in the first game. They rate it M for a reason. Its like 6-10 yr olds playing CoD or Battlefield.

[Revan657]

@npanzner1943 Theirs allot of 10 to 11 year olds in the Mass Effect 3 MultiPlayer Demo.

[RainAndKisses]

@npanzner1943 I shit you not, I remember GMTV doing a report on it and a mother honestly said "Games should have age ratings". It was 2007, when games had been using the VERY clear grey box with the age rating as a system for over 10 years.

This is the problem, parents are too lazy to bother checking if the content is appropriate, and then they ruin it for the rest of us by trying to make everything fine for a 2 year old. Derp.

[youthnando91]

tribadism???